Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 43 This Is What It Feels Like to Have a Myocardial Infarction

Didn't you see that our Wuxin Archmage's clothes are all wet?Almost did not wring out a ground of water.

Woke up early in the morning, thinking that he would be able to make it to breakfast no matter what he did, but reality gave him a stick. What awaited him was not a delicious breakfast, but a stinky Taoist priest who ruined his plan.

"My ghee pancake, my fried rice noodles, my chicken feet, shrimp dumplings, siu mai, soy milk, fried dough sticks, boat porridge, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, rice rolls"

Thinking of this, Wuxin couldn't help looking at Jiao Jie with her resentful eyes.

Jiao Jie next to him also looked puzzled, cursing in his heart: "Why does this guy look at me like this? I do it, can't he be an old glass? No wonder he looks so motherly! It's a pity that poor people don't like dry roads."

The two of you looked at me, and I looked at you, without speaking, the atmosphere was very awkward, and Lou Dalong next to him was also very awkward.

"Cough, what's the matter, it's getting late, why don't we eat first? Master, you came so early and you haven't eaten yet? How about eating together?" Lou Dalong tried his best to ease the atmosphere.

"Eat? Good! Eat!"

Wuxin was about to cry, and finally had a mouthful of warm food to eat!
Looking at Wu Xin who wanted to stuff all the dishes into his stomach at the dinner table, Jiao Jie twitched the corner of his mouth, and muttered in his heart: "This guy is not a starving ghost reincarnated, is he?"

Seeing Wu Xin wind up and down, everything on the table was eaten up, and even his own share was almost eaten, Jiao Jie couldn't help it: "Hey hey! Aren't you monks vegetarian! Why do you still eat meat? Your chopsticks Where is it? It’s all in my bowl!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so hungry! Brother Dao, haven't you heard a saying that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart, and the little monk is not afraid of meat."

"Damn it, he's still a monk of wine and meat!" Jiao Jie complained in his heart, and said casually: "There are two new kiln sisters in Yihonglou in the city, why don't you come with me later, the master, and we will work together to open the door for women who have lost their feet." Consecration?"

I thought that Wuxin would be embarrassed after hearing this, but I never thought that after hearing Jiao Jie's words, Wuxin's eyes lit up, wiped off the oily shine on his mouth, and said impatiently: "What? Sister Yao? When are you going? Little monks are the best at consecrating light!"

Jiao Jie had a black face: "!!!???"

"This is not only a monk of wine and meat, but also a monk of flowers?"

And Wuxin may also realize that something is wrong. The person in front of him is not a wild Taoist priest, but this is the true biography of Maoshan.

"Amitabha, the consecration mentioned by the little monk and the consecration mentioned by the Taoist brother are not the same thing," Wu Xin said weakly.

It's a pity that neither Jiao Jie nor Lou Dalong ignored Wuxin's explanation, and Wuxin could only shut his mouth in embarrassment.

"It's delicious! Especially the rice rolls, and the chicken feet, it's so delicious!" Wuxin couldn't help showing a look of intoxication on her face, this is what people eat, this is life!

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, Lou Dalong ordered his servants to bring tea, Jiao Jie glanced at the wine and meat flower monk, but did not speak, and started to drink tea with the teacup.

Jiao Jie could sit still, but Wuxin couldn't. After finally catching such a big dog and having a full meal, he couldn't just watch him slip through his fingers like this!

Looking at Jiao Jie, Wuxin coughed dryly and said: "Yesterday, the little monk noticed that there was an evil spirit bursting out in the Marshal's residence. I don't know why?"

Lou Dalong took a careful look at Jiao Jie, and found that Jiao Jie was expressionless, his eyes were fixed on the teacup, as if he could see a flower from the teacup.

"Jiao Daoist, Jiao Daoist!"

Lou Dalong whispered twice, and Jiao Jie glanced at Lou Dalong in dissatisfaction: "You can speak out what the commander wants to say, but what does Pindao do? Pindao is just a ghost catcher, and he can still influence the commander." ?”

Lou Dalong cursed in his heart: "Damn it, you little bastard will be dragged into this? If your little bastard keeps quiet, how dare I say it? How many lives will I have to offend you group of Maoshan stinky Taoist priests? "

After pondering for a moment, Lou Dalong said cautiously: "It's like this, there is an evil baby in my wife's stomach, the evil spirit felt by the mage yesterday must have come from the evil baby, but now the Taoist priest has suppressed the evil baby with a blood talisman .”

Wuxin was stunned: "Suppression? Why not expel and kill it directly? This evil baby has gathered all the malice of human nature, and is the most evil thing in time. If it is not exceeded, the consequences will be disastrous!"

Hearing Wuxin say this, Jiao Jie couldn't sit still, what the hell is here to mess things up!Why not kill it? If Master Dao had this ability, wouldn't he have wiped it out long ago?Can I still wait for you to come over and play beep?

"Oh? It seems that Master Wuxin has the ability to get rid of the evil baby in Mrs. Lou's stomach?" Jiao Jie said in a strange voice.

I don't know whether Wuxin really didn't hear Jiao Jie's sarcasm, or deliberately provocatively said: "It's just an evil baby, how difficult is it to get rid of it?"

"Damn it, it's a beep."

Jiao Jie was laughed at unintentionally, how about getting rid of him?Fuck, how can you blow it so well?Can you die without bragging?This evil baby is in the woman's stomach, how do you get rid of it?If he doesn't come out, is it possible to kill the mother and fetus together?
"In this case, why don't you let me see the methods of the mage? Let me wait for ordinary people to see how the mage wiped out the evil baby while talking and laughing." Jiao Jie said unceremoniously.

"That's right, I don't know if the mage needs any magical artifacts, or some black dog's blood, Lou will prepare it now!" Lou Dalong said earnestly.

"Damn it, I also helped you get rid of the corpse poison in your body, and I've never seen you be so warm to Daoist me before!" Jiao Jie cursed inwardly indignantly.

Wuxin flicked his sleeves, and said proudly: "No need! Take the little monk to see Madam immediately."

Seeing Lou Dalong's leader going upstairs unintentionally, Jiao Jie was also curious about what method the thief monk used to exorcise evil spirits, so he followed him upstairs.

After going upstairs, Wuxin came outside the room where Michelin was staying without anyone's guidance, this move even more aroused Lou Dalong's amazement, even the eyes he looked at Wuxin changed.

"Master, how do you know that my wife is in this room? Master! Master!"

Jiao Jie, who had a panoramic view of all this, suddenly felt very heartbroken, heartbroken, myocardial infarction, only felt that he had suffered ten thousand points of damage, and the reality was full of malice, a fucking cock, a thief monk who opened his eyesight That's all, is this an expert?Master Dao, I opened the dantian and the mouth opening, why don't you kneel and lick like this?
This is the same thing about Buddhism and Daoist cultivation, but they are called differently. The Taoist method is to open the seven orifices, and the Buddhist school is to open the seven consciousnesses.

(End of this chapter)