Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 45 The Four-eyed Daoist
Wuxin's nose was crooked, if it wasn't because of the crowd, Wuxin would have the urge to kill Jiao Jie, why would he be here waiting for me?

Wuxin resigned himself to his fate, and said weakly: "I am! I am an exorcist! Is it okay? What do you want to do, just say it!"

"Hey, I heard that there are zombies in Tenteng Town, Guangxi, what's the matter? Let's go and get rid of them?"

Inadvertently glanced at Jiao Jie, turned his head aside: "No!"

Don't think that Wuxin doesn't know what Jiao Jie is playing, isn't it just because of his own blood, and wants to make himself a hard worker?
After killing the zombies, you have gained merit, you are comfortable, what about me?Not to mention the benefits, but also bloodletting and killing demons.

"Aren't you going? The exorcist exterminates demons and guards the way, knowing that there are evil spirits making trouble, but you turn a blind eye? Forget it! Just pretend that I didn't say it, and you saved a hundred oceans!" Jiao Jie deliberately emphasized on the one hundred oceans.

"What? What ocean? One hundred oceans?"

Wuxin's tone changed, he swallowed dryly, and his eyes lit up: "Don't! I'll go! I'll go! We exorcists should slay demons and eliminate demons! Be the guardians of the world! Prevent evil spirits from harming you! A chance for human beings! By the way, when are we leaving? One second late, maybe a person will die in the mouth of a zombie! For the sake of the common people, we should not delay! Let’s go now!”

"Everyone in the world."

Jiao Jie complained in his heart, are the words "common people in the world" so bad?Why is it a person who just talks about it?

"By the way, when will the 100 yuan ocean be paid?"

Jiao Jie glanced at Wuxin, and said bluntly: "When it's time to give it to you, I will give it to you naturally! Who is Pindao? Maoshan's personal disciple! Will you break your promise for a mere 100 yuan?"

Wuxin cursed inwardly: "Little bastard! If I hadn't just come out of the mountain and I don't have a penny in my pocket, I would be here to suffer from your uselessness?"

Glancing back at the Marshal's Mansion, Wuxin's face was filled with indignation, what a big dog, it's over now, not only failed to hug the thigh, but almost lost his head!
Borrowing two horses from Lou Dalong, and buying some biscuits from the county seat, the two of them rode the horses out of the county seat and headed straight for Tenteng Town.

"Hey, Jiao Jie, how do you know there are zombies in Tenteng Town?" Wu Xin wondered.

"Me? I heard someone say it!"

"Heard what people said? Are there many zombies?"

"Well," Jiao Jie recalled the plot in the movie: "I don't know the exact amount, but I guess there should be a hundred or eighty heads! Think about it, the entire town of Tengteng has been killed, how can there be fewer zombies?" Got it!"

Looking back at the pale Wuxin, Jiao Jie rolled his eyes and said, "You must be afraid, right?"

Wuxin stared: "Afraid? How could I be afraid? I just have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet"

Jiao Jie sneered: "Don't give me wrong ideas! Do you want to pee? If you dare to run away, I will dare to spread your portrait all over the country! Let everyone know how cowardly you are!"

"Damn it! You're ruthless!"

Wuxin sighed, how did she come across such a thing when she just came out of the mountain!I am from my previous life, oh no, do I owe him a favor from my previous life?To be used by him like this in this life?
"Jiao Jie, just the two of us, can we be the opponents of the zombie nest in Tenteng Town? Maybe there is still a corpse king in it, so don't let the zombies be eliminated, and we will fall into it again."

Jiao Jie said confidently: "It's okay, fifty miles ahead is the place where my uncle Simu Taoist priest cleans up. When the time comes, I will invite my uncle Simu Taoist priest and his apprentice A Le to help out. By the way, Master Simu Taoist uncle The neighbor, Master Yixiu, is also a high-level monk, so if we gather the strength of the five of us, are we afraid that we will not be able to get rid of the mere corpse king?"

"It doesn't make sense!"

Glancing at the half-dead Wuxin, Jiao Jie said slowly: "Just now I have sent a letter to my uncle Feige, asking him to prepare meals, and I also specially asked my brother A Le to fish in the river."

"fish?"

Wuxin regained his spirit all of a sudden.

"Yes, braised fish! The braised fish made by my junior brother Ale is amazing. It looks rosy and shiny, and tastes tender and fragrant. After eating it, people will have an endless aftertaste!"

"Gudong!"

Inadvertently swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

At the same time, according to this, the residence of the Taoist priest with four eyes is fifty miles away.

"Ale! Hurry up! Take out the bacon that was smoked last year! Go to the vegetable garden to pick some vegetables! That's right! I'll kill our hen later!" Daoist Simu shouted loudly.

"Bacon? Killed the hen?" A Le ran out of the house, wondering: "Master, it's not a Chinese New Year holiday, why kill a chicken?"

"Nonsense! Your senior brother will come soon! Your senior brother finally comes here once a year, so of course it should be richer!"

"Brother? Which brother?"

"Nonsense! Which senior brother do you have? Of course it is Jiao Jie, the disciple of your senior Bo Linjiu!"

After being taken aback for a moment, Ah Le was ecstatic: "Who are you talking about? Brother Jiao Jie is coming?"

Lin Jiu often brought Jiao Jie to Taoist Priest Simu when he was a child, and Ale lived in seclusion with Taoist Priest Simu since he was a child, and he rarely saw many people throughout the year.

Every time Jiao Jie comes, he will bring a lot of gifts to A Le, such as sugar man, malt candy, windmill, paper figurine, etc. They are all children like to play, and every time Jiao Jie will talk about the outside world He told Ah Le the story, so the relationship between Ah Le and Jiao Jie has been very good since he was a child. He was also very happy to hear Jiao Jie's visit.

"By the way, your senior brother said he wants to eat braised fish! You go to the river and touch two fish! You want bigger and fatter ones! Go!"

"Come on! Master! I'm going!"

Ale rushed out excitedly, just in time to meet Master Yixiu next door.

"Hey, Ah Le, why are you so happy? Just now I heard that your master is killing chickens and stewing meat, and now he wants you to catch fish. There are guests coming!"

A Le said happily: "Of course! My senior brother Jiao Jie just sent a letter to Fei Ge, saying that he will come tonight."

"Oh? Ajie is coming?"

Master Yixiu obviously had a good impression of Jiao Jie, and praised: "Ajie is very talented and has a firm heart. I really envy your uncle's good luck, to be able to pick up such a good seed as Ajie."

"Hmph! It's useless to be envious! Ajie is my nephew! Not your nephew, a dead donkey! Envy, jealous?" The voice of the four-eyed priest came from inside the room.

Monk Yixiu was not annoyed, but just said lightly: "Yes, I am just envious and jealous. After all, Ajie is very talented, and he has already opened his two orifices at a young age. I am afraid that in two years, his mana will surpass some people. Right? The realm of the nephew is stronger than that of the uncle, I really don't know where to put the face of the uncle!"

(End of this chapter)