Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 6 Three inches!Not bad!Tongue
Hearing that Jiao Jie insulted his master like this, the little servant immediately became unhappy, pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "My master kindly ordered me to bring you food, it's fine if you don't say thank you, why are you still insulting people like this? ?”

"Insulting people? Did I insult him? Isn't he stupid? I think his eyeballs grow in vain. According to the calculation of time, at least seven or eight were invited, and none of them are capable. You What's the use of keeping those tricks?"

Jiao Jie really didn't show any affection at all when he spoke, and he didn't have the slightest respect for Xu Bowen. Fortunately, he was following Lin Jiu for his undisguised stink, otherwise, he would have been strangled to death in the cesspit long ago.

The little girl wanted to refute, but when she reached her mouth, she found that there was nothing to refute what Jiao Jie said, so she could only stare at Jiao Jie sullenly with her mouth puffed out.

He picked up the big elbow and took a big bite. The fat meat covering the outermost layer of the elbow was stewed until it was rotten. When he bit it down, it was fat but not greasy. The collagen in his mouth was full of enjoyment!
"Oh! It's delicious! It's fun! It's cool! This is fucking life!"

The big elbow is steaming hot, and the fat on the outside does not need to be bitten at all. It melts in the mouth with a word of mouth, which is exciting!
Jiao Jie was about to cry, damn it, this is how people live!This is what people eat!

Jiao Jie has been following Lin Jiu since his rebirth. Lin Jiu is unparalleled in Taoism, but it is Taoism after all, not cooking!
As for the rice cooked by Lin Jiu, it tastes like salt, what?Don't like to eat?It’s okay not to like food!hungry!Eat when you want to eat, according to Lin Jiu's words, if you don't eat, you will still not be hungry!Eat whenever you are hungry.

Jiao Jie sometimes wonders when he thinks about it, how he survived all these years, it's really not easy.
Seeing that Jiao Jie was so excited that he was about to cry, the little girl next to him looked contemptuous, even eating a piece of meat would be so moved, she really is a turkey!

The Taoist priests who came here before, let alone their strength, at least they look good, and they are all fairy-like. Look at this little boy, the clothes he wears are all patched!And if you look at the appearance of eating, there is no difference between the root pig gnawing, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the legendary Maoshan Taoist who can call wind and rain, breathe fire from his mouth, and throw thunder from his palm.

Being looked at by the little maid felt a little creepy, Jiao Jie immediately became unhappy: "Hey, you little girl, what kind of eyes are you looking at? You despise me, look down on me, I am proud?"

"That's right! I just look down on you. Look at your appearance. How do you look like a Taoist priest in Maoshan? You still scold our master. I will tell him to go and let him drive you away!" Said fiercely.

Jiao Jie sneered and said: "Tsk, kick me out? Give them the guts! The little girl is not big-hearted and small-minded, but she still wants to sue for crookedness? Believe it or not, I will tell you, Master Xu, to tell you today. I warm the bed?"

The little girl was ashamed, and her little face turned red all of a sudden.

"You! You bully!"

Seeing the little maid's face flushed due to excitement, Jiao Jie complained boredly in his heart: "I can't help being funny, it's boring!"

After wiping his mouth, Jiao Jie stretched his waist and ordered: "Go and bring me a basin of clean water. By the way, make me a pot of tea by the way. The food at night is too greasy to digest."

Seeing Jiao Jie ordering her as she should, the little maid was so angry, she wished she could stretch out her hand to scratch Jiao Jie's face, and ordered her as soon as she bullied her. This little beggar really treats herself as a master?

Jiao Jie squinted and said: "What? Why don't you go quickly? Do you want me to go to your master Xu personally and ask him to bring me water?"

The little maid gave Jiao Jie a hard look, and left angrily.

"Tsk tsk, stretch out your hand when you come to clothes, open your mouth when you come to eat, look, look! This is life! You said that Lin Jiu is just idle. Why did he hug me when he was idle? If he didn't care about me, maybe There will be a noble lady passing by and taking me away, maybe the noble lady is still barren."

"No, no, no! It's not good to be infertile. You have to give birth. Give birth to a younger sister. If possible, the couple should strive to die young. Leave me and my younger sister to depend on each other, guarding the wealth of the family, and the outside is like a wolf like a tiger." The relatives who want to rob property, and then buddy, I will come back with my intelligence and IQ disadvantage that no one can match."

"Oh, yes! My younger sister must be as beautiful as a flower! As the saying goes, the body is delicate, soft, easy to push down, and sloppy, and then on a dark and windy night hehehe. Aww~~ no, the old man's halazi will stop soon Can't stand anymore"

"Hey Hey hey!!!"

An angry and dissatisfied scolding directly awakened Jiao Jie from his fantasy, not only that, but also frightened Jiao Jie into a jolt.

Jiao Jie settled down and saw that the angry little servant in front of him was a little guilty, and he said haha: "Here's the water for washing hands? Let's put it on. By the way, is the tea ready?"

"It's ready."

The little maid said expressionlessly.

"Well, bring the four treasures of the study, cinnabar, and yellow paper from my back basket." Jiao Jie ordered lightly while washing his hands.

Looking at Jiao Jie's expression of reason, the little maid's nose is almost crooked, why are you pretending to be a big clove of garlic?I am the maid of the Xu family!Not you charlatan!

The little maid glared at Jiao Jie, turned around and was about to leave. If eyes could kill, Jiao Jie would have become a sieve by now. The girl is just serving you a meal. You are fine. Let me pour water and let you go Making tea, this time I actually let myself grind ink on you, do you really think of yourself as a master?
Seeing that the little maid was about to go out, Jiao Jie said calmly, "If I were you, I would stay in my room tonight and never leave."

Having said that, Jiao Jie didn't pay any attention to her anymore, and took out the pre-cut yellow paper from his back basket, along with an inkstone, but different from ordinary people's inkstones, Jiao Jie's square inkstone was vermilion all over.

Jiao Jie is very regular every day, reciting Taoist scriptures in the morning, riding horses in the morning, boxing, exercising muscles and bones, polishing the body, practicing amulets in the afternoon, and doing yoga and meditation in the evening.

Something big must happen tonight, Jiao Jie didn't dare to fall asleep easily, so he drew a talisman to refresh his mind.

What is the greatest benefit of reincarnation?Born to know it!Being sensible can win the favor of the elders earlier.

To put it bluntly, you can be a licking dog earlier. How do you think this "Shangqing Dadong Zhenjing" came about?Isn't it because little brother Jiao tried his best to beat Lin Jiu with his three-inch tongue?

You must know that even Qiu Sheng and Fei Bao, Lin Jiu's proud disciples in the plot, have only learned a little of the skills of protecting the teacher from outsiders, and they only have a half-knowledge of Maoshan Zhenshu.

It is not so much that Lin Jiu is self-preserving, it is better to say that several of Lin Jiu's apprentices are useless snacks.

(End of this chapter)