Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 69
(I drove the car once, and then the chapter blocked the poor author who didn't even dare to write the plot of holding hands)

"boom."

A zombie crashed into the wall and fell violently from the house.

A red shadow flew out from the house, and the red embroidered shoes under the skirt lightly touched the zombie's chest, and the most yin and evil force blasted into the zombie's body from the tip of the shoe, every bone in the zombie's body was broken, and even the hardest pelvic bone, the head, was broken. It was cracked open by the bombardment.

"Hoohoo."

The zombie roared weakly, all the bones in his body were shattered, his body was like noodles, and he couldn't even stand up.

With the slow mind of zombies, they couldn't figure out why their own kind would attack them.

"Fairies descend to earth! Goddesses descend to earth!"

Seeing that the zombie was easily subdued, a group of villagers knelt down and kowtowed. Some even suggested to set up a longevity card for the fairy in red and enshrine it in every family.

"Take some branches and burn this zombie."

Wang Luyuan glanced at the crowd, said something lightly, and then floated away.

Some idiots looked at Wang Luyuan's back eagerly. Like these fairies, these idiots couldn't even arouse their blasphemy.

Leaving the village with a cold face, the corners of Wang Luyuan's mouth slowly turned up, showing a look of intoxication and enjoyment. It turns out that being respected by others and enjoying the feeling of being bowed down is so cool, no wonder that stinky Taoist priest Jiao Jie likes to meddle in other people's business
Jiao Jie didn't even dare to think about it. It turned out that he just wanted to fool Ms. Wang away, but he didn't expect to fool Ms. Wang into a limping inadvertently. Along the way, Ms. Wang surrendered all kinds of evil spirits, and many villages were given to Ms. Wang. Set up a longevity card.

Poor Ms. Wang was originally born as a ghost, but now she is going further and further on the road of a goddess.
Three days passed in a flash, and today is the day Lin Jiu and Ren Fa agreed to wake up.

Lin Jiu took Jiao Jie and Qiu Sheng into the mountain with Ren Fa.

Wencai didn't come, Wencai followed Ma Madi to drive away the corpse. Jiao Jie guessed that Lin Jiu would hand over Yizhuang to Ma Madi in the future, and Wencai would stay with Ma Madi. When Ma Madi inherited Yizhuang after a hundred years, it would be considered as a gift. Wencai has an explanation.

The tomb of Ren Fa's father, Ren Weiyong, is in the mountains. Jiao Jie, Lin Jiu, and Qiu Sheng often walk around, and they are used to running around.The two also specially hired bearers to carry them up the mountain.

Qiu Sheng hid beside Jiao Jie and whispered: "Brother, why do you think this master doesn't understand anything? We are showing him the Fengshui tomb. How can he sit in a sedan chair and we walk?"

Jiao Jie glanced at Qiu Sheng, and said with a half-smile, "Then what do you think?"

Qiu Sheng laughed and said, "Why don't we teach him a little lesson later, and let him know that we Maoshan Taoist priests are not easy to mess with."

Jiao Jie suppressed his unhappiness, and with a smile on his face, he beckoned Qiu Sheng to leave the team with him and came to the woods beside him.

These two idiots, Qiu Sheng, didn't notice Jiao Jie's intentions at all, and they kept chattering, "For a while, when we wake up, we deliberately blackmailed Ren Fa for a fortune!"

Before Qiu Sheng could finish speaking, Jiao Jie slapped Qiu Sheng directly across the face.

"You bastard, you bastard, do you know who you are? You are Uncle Jiu's apprentice, a disciple of Maoshan, a disciple of Maoshan who behaves well and sits well, Maoshan is a famous and decent school! You are the leader of the southern Taoist sect! You Such a villain's behavior, how can he be worthy of the word Maoshan disciple?"

Jiao Jie glanced at Qiu Sheng coldly: "In front of outsiders, I will save some face for you. When I go home today, I will punish myself by kneeling for three days."

Qiu Sheng was a troublemaker in the movies. Jiao Jie often scolded him when he was a child. He never thought that he would be such a jerk when he grew up.

Jiao Jie shook his head and sighed: "I really don't know why Master accepted him as an apprentice. If it wasn't for the two of them making trouble, why would Lin Jiu fight Shi Jian? The blood is withered, and the body dies and the path disappears at the age of half a hundred."

When the two returned to the team, Lin Jiu glanced at the slap marks on Qiusheng's face, shook his head and said nothing.

Lin Jiu heard what Qiu Sheng said just now, even if Jiao Jie didn't beat Qiu Sheng, Lin Jiu couldn't spare him when he returned home, what is he going to do?Want to sit down and start a price?Who do you think I am, Lin Jiu?How could I do such a disgraceful thing?
Ren Weiyong's tomb is on the top of the mountain. Jiao Jie couldn't see anything at first, but after going up the mountain, based on the knowledge he learned from Lin Jiuchu, he exclaimed, "Could this be the Dragonfly Point Water Cave?"

Ren Fa turned his head to look at Jiao Jie, and his face suddenly showed surprise. Unexpectedly, Jiao Jie could recognize the name of this tomb at a glance. The apprentice is so powerful, and the master must be even more powerful.

"Hey, what is Dragonfly Pointing Water Point?" Seeing the surprised expression on her father's face, Ren Tingting knew that Jiao Jie was right, so she walked over and asked curiously.

Jiao Jie glanced at Ren Tingting and said: "The so-called dragonfly's water hole is three feet four feet long, only four feet can be used, and one foot three feet wide, only three feet can be used, so the coffin cannot be buried flat, but can only be buried legally."

"French burial?" Ren Tingting's eyes lit up: "Is it a French funeral? Hey! I knew that foreigners are better than us in everything, and even when they die, they still have to use the foreign method of burial."

Impatiently, Jiao Jie gave Ren Tingting a blank look and said: "The so-called legal burial is vertical burial." Before leaving, he glanced at Ren Tingting, as if looking at a mentally retarded person.
Jiao Jie's eyes irritated Ren Tingting, if not for so many people around, Ren Tingting would have come up to scratch him.

You only slept with me two days ago, and now you don't recognize anyone?Since Ren Tingting came back from studying abroad, she has looked down on all kinds of domestic men, especially domestic men. No one has the temperament or demeanor of foreigners.

Ren Tingting has no shortage of men. After returning to China, she was surrounded by many men, but Ren Tingting dismissed these men. Only Jiao Jie, who can speak foreign languages ​​and gentleman etiquette, didn't know what was going on, so she had sex with him in a daze. relationship.

For Ren Tingting, men like Jiao Jie would grab a lot of them and kick them away when they got tired of playing, but the problem is that I am not tired of playing now, and I still want to play. If she loves to ignore her, it's like being kicked. How can Ren Tingting accept this?
"What are you doing with me? Master Ren has started offering incense, won't you offer incense to your grandfather?" Jiao Jie said impatiently, and at the same time cursed inwardly: "Is this woman sick? Always pestering herself What to do? If I knew she was so entangled, I might as well find a brothel lady."

(End of this chapter)