The most popular king in the world

Chapter 25

After walking out of the hotel, Dong Li took a taxi casually, stuffed Shao Yang into the back seat, and Dong Li got into the car with a smile on his face.

When being pushed into the car by Dong Li, Shao Yang thought of the kidnappers in old-fashioned Hong Kong movies. Apart from Dong Li's appearance not being as intimidating as those vicious gangsters, his professional level was not lower than those people at all.

Shao Yang even felt that if a certain director had a brain twitch one day and insisted on filming a movie with a pervert as the protagonist, Dong Li would be able to work with a certificate without even putting on makeup.

"You two, where are you planning to go for dinner?" The driver brother was in his forties, and at the moment, with a smile of "coming here", he turned his head and asked about the destination.

Shao Yang was a little curious. Could it be that this driver can read minds?Why did he see that he was going to eat just as soon as he and Dong Li got into the car?

"Master, how do you know we are going to eat?"

Driven by curiosity, Shao Yang opened his mouth to ask the driver.Dong Li, who was sitting next to him, also looked interested, obviously wanting to hear what the driver had to say.

The driver looked like 'I understand', started skillfully, and said, "Isn't it easy? I was young too. The young man is good. I know that opening a house is not a fool. This International Trade Center is our side. It's the best hotel, the double room costs hundreds of dollars, right?"

The question was asked suddenly, Shao Yang and Dong Li didn't react, it wasn't that they were slow, the key was that they didn't think about what the driver said at all.

"Little girl, I think you are very beautiful. If you are looking for a boyfriend, you have to find someone who is willing to spend money for you. I think this young man is not bad. He is willing to take you to live in such a good place, which is better than that kind of treat someone to eat spicy food." If it’s hot, it’s much better to go straight to the inn.”

This time, Shao Yang almost understood what the driver said. It turned out that this guy thought he and Dong Li were a couple. He came out of the hotel to get a room. No wonder he asked where to eat when he came up.

Looking at the time, and thinking about it, the driver thought he had done physical work with Dong Li, so how could he not be hungry?It is said that once I come down, it is equivalent to running 800 meters. I am so young, why can't I run three to 4000 meters?As expected of a driver, he drives a good car.

Shao Yang was afraid that Dong Li would get mad if he understood, so he hurriedly told the driver to let him drive well.Who knew that Dong Li, whose IQ was online for a long time on weekdays, was completely dizzy as early as the driver said 'looking for a boyfriend'.

The driver heard that the two of them were going to have a barbecue, so he dragged them to the vicinity of the film and television city. He also strongly recommended Shao Yang and Dong Li to eat at the 'Lao Si BBQ', saying that he could get a discount for mentioning his license plate number.

After paying the money and getting off the bus, the two found this 'Lao Si BBQ' according to the driver's recommendation.The location of this shop is relatively inside, and the door is not big. The fourth stall owner is a man in his 30s, with a medium build and not tall.

I heard that the fourth child was originally a Hengpiao. He worked as a group performer in Hengdian for ten years, but he failed to make a name for himself in the end.He didn't want to go back to his hometown, so he used all his savings to buy the door and started an import and export business.

This is the time for meals, and there are quite a lot of people here.The fourth child hung seven or eight energy-saving light bulbs in front of the door, and a dozen sets of tables and chairs were placed under the light bulbs.

Near the door, there is a [-]-meter-high stove full of meat skewers. With the "sizzling" sound of tender meat roasted on charcoal fire, the fresh and tender lamb emits bursts of attractive aroma, which makes people smell Appetite whetted.

On a night like this, pour a glass of refreshing cold beer, come to him with a plate of rice noodles, and then order a bunch of meat skewers, one word - cool!

"Boss, put together a plate of peanuts and edamame, six bottles of beer, fifty meat skewers, thirty kidneys, and twenty chicken hearts."

After finding a quieter place, Dong Li had finished ordering as soon as Shao Yang sat down.

"I said, see if it's enough, if it's not enough, you can ask for it yourself."

Dong Li picked up two bottles of beer in a big way, and the caps of the two bottles flew off when they knocked each other. This technique is very skillful, and Pao Ding Jie Niu is no different.

"Enough is enough. One hundred meat skewers are not enough for the two of us to eat at night? Besides, there are edamame and peanuts, and some beer. Neither of us may be able to finish eating."

"If you can't finish eating, you can't finish eating." Dong Li said nonchalantly.

Shao Yang looked at Dong Li with contempt: "Isn't that a waste? It's hard work if you haven't learned it before? Waste is shameful."

Seeing Shao Yang sitting in front of her pretending to be aggressive, Dong Li shrugged indifferently: "Waste it, waste it, anyway, I'm not spending money."

When Shao Yang heard this, his whole body was dizzy: "I'll go, you called me out for dinner, shouldn't it be your treat?"

"Who told you this logic? Shouldn't normal people ask for the bill when they eat with girls? Now I kindly give you the opportunity to be a gentleman, but you're not satisfied."

"Don't mind, thank you for not being sensitive. I'm so poor now, you should treat me to this meal."

Dong Li smiled slyly and said: "Now you know that money is a good thing? A penny is enough to hold back a hero. My little brother, when you act like a big-tailed wolf in the future, you should think about how much money is in today's meal." Make yourself feel bad, and you won’t push the money out.”

Obviously, Dong Li is still brooding over Shao Yang's refusal of Yixin's 50 yuan.

"Yes, what you said is right, can I eat it?" Shao Yang asked with a smile after taking a sip of beer with his neck raised.

Dong Li saw that Shao Yang's attitude was good, so she nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, for your attitude is quite correct, I approve."

As she said that, Dong Li raised the beer in her hand and touched it with Shao Yang with a 'ding'.

"Who ordered the big kidneys? Thirty strings of kidneys at what table?" At this moment, the waiter came over with an iron plate. This waiter was not the one who just placed the order for Dong Li and the others, so he opened his mouth and shouted on.

Dong Li swallowed the beer in her mouth, raised her right hand and waved it: "Here, I ordered it."

But before the waiter came over, there was a strange laugh from the table next to him.There were four men sitting at that table, the leader was a chunky man in his early thirties.

He was short and stout, with a big bald head barely above the table when he sat on the seat. The people at the same table called him Viagra.

The other three looks are also quite distinctive, one is dry and thin, like a drug addict.A mean-spirited person is not a good thing by looks.There is another one who looks like Zhou Zheng, but those facial features are quite standard when picked out alone, and they look wretched when put together.

It was this wretched-looking guy before who lowered his head and muttered to the other three people for some reason, so they looked at Dong Li and laughed strangely.

This Viagra is a group leader who hangs around in the film and television city, and dozens of people under him start working with him, and he specializes in recruiting group performers with special images, so he is quite well-known in the film and television city.

"Little sister, eating so much roasted kidneys at night, is it true that a boyfriend is not good enough? Would you like some of us brothers to help you, little brother, I have been willing to help others since I was a child, and I have done many good things like this Go, it's not bad for you this time."

The one who spoke was that Viagra, who was obviously drunk, and seeing that Dong Li was only surrounded by a man named Shao Yang, he took advantage of the alcohol to take advantage of his words.

In fact, if Dong Li and the others ignored these guys, it would be over if they asked for a few words of cheapness.

After all, these people are not the kind of vagrants who live in no fixed place. In this area, there are many people who know them. If something happens, none of them can escape.

But is Dong Li the kind of person who can swallow his anger?

"Hey, I said Ada, your biscuits are selling very fast today, don't you still want to drink here? Wang Po took your daughter-in-law to do needlework, and you still want to do it with me Good thing? Is it enough for you to touch my mother’s belly button when you jump up? Hurry up and go home and try on the hat your wife made for you. It’s new this year. It’s the same color as HLBE. It’s very trendy.”

What Dong Li said was eccentric, but her voice was not low. Everyone who ate here counted as one, and they were all gleeful.

One of the young men was the worst, he couldn't hold back after holding it for a long time, he sprayed his girlfriend's face with a sip of beer, and after the girl wiped her face cleanly, the young man almost didn't go crazy.

How could a girlfriend who looked pretty pleasing to the eye before wiping her face become so alive after she swiped a tissue on her face?What kind of monster is this?
Thinking about myself before, when I was still in the hotel with such a thing in my arms, the young man could not wait to use a drill to skewer the two taels of meat in his crotch and throw it into the stove.

No way, although this is a changed parallel world, there are still four great classics.So everyone is well aware of the stories that Dalang Cooking Cake and Wang Po have to tell.

This Viagra is not well-educated, and after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't get around this corner.In the end, it was the devil figure, the man who was comparable to an addict reminded Viagra.

"Brother Viagra, this little bitch said you were Wu Dalang, and that sister-in-law gave you a cuckold."

As soon as these words were uttered, the audience burst into laughter again. There was no way, these four funny ratios were too full of joy.

Viagra exploded at that time. In his life, he hates people saying that he is short. Although he is indeed short, he just doesn't want to accept this reality.

Apart from this, he also couldn't stand others talking about his daughter-in-law, especially not being a wife.Because, there is indeed a layer of fresh green paint on his head.

Picking up an empty wine bottle from the table, this Viagra seemed to be eating people, proficiently shouting quality three times, and rushed towards Dong Li and Shao Yang.

Although he is not tall, those two calves are neat and fast, which is more logical. You see, the sports car is not as tall as the chassis, right?
As a man, Shao Yang was about to get up and stand in front of Dong Li, when he saw a beer bottle and swished it out of the hand of the person he wanted to protect, and there was a crisp sound of "pop" in the helix, green The glass bottle was blown to pieces.

The drop point of the bottle is the bald scoop of Viagra, and the bottle is still unopened.

I don't know how hard Dong Li used it. Anyway, when the bottle shattered, the beer inside flowed down Viagra's head. His big bald head finally showed an advantage at this moment. There is no need to shave when you need a needle.

Dong Li stood up from her seat, as if nothing happened, as if the bottle of beer that flew out earlier had nothing to do with her.

The people around were all dumbfounded. It was the first time they had met such a fierce woman like Dong Li. Who could bear such a fiery temper and throwing beer bottles on the head at every turn?
"Viagra, how are you? Viagra, wake up!"

The few special actors rushed over to help the Viagra who had been killed, those who slapped their faces, those who pinched people, and those who kept calling for Viagra with their faces full of concern. The faces of a group of licking dogs were fully exposed.

When the sly-eyed man was about to massage the unconscious Viagra from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, Viagra who was lying on the ground slowly woke up.

"Call me, if something goes wrong, I won't believe it. You two must be killed today." Viagra covered the wound on his forehead with one hand, while suppressing the nausea in his stomach.

After receiving Viagra's order, the other three lost their scruples. They all drank a lot of alcohol and were begging for life under his hands, so the three of them had no choice but to stand up.

"What are you doing? What's wrong with rebellion? Mother Du Te stands up for me, one counts as one, don't wait for me to trouble you."

Just when the war was about to break out, two men in their forties walked over, still wearing the uniform with a number on the chest.

"Damn bad luck, I'm already off work, I want to fuck you and find trouble for me."

One of the men pointed at Viagra with a cold face and scolded a group of people.

(End of this chapter)