call me Lord Lu Bu

Chapter 79 Brother and Sister World (Xiao Yunyun Online)
"Ah! So cute." Both Yan'er and Lu Baiyu were heartbroken, looking at the child whose head was pressed by Lu Bu in front of them, "Who is he?"

Lu Bu, the God of Songs of the Three Kingdoms, went online and started live broadcasting. After "Cao Cao", another masterpiece, "Little Nezha"

"Talk about a myth, say that such a family, this couple, gave birth to a strange baby!" Lu Bu sang, touching the head of the little baby whose hands were bound by a red silk.

The baby struggled with resentment on his face, "Don't touch my head, you're the one who blames the baby!"

"Two soaring manes, just these two little feet, stepping on two hot wheels, and holding them in Qiankun circle." Lu Bu happily grabbed the two small temples on the little boy's head while singing.

"Ah! Let me go, don't mess with my hair." The baby said angrily.

"Hun Tianling protects her, Xuanyuan's arrows are full of bows, two eyes are demon mirrors, legs are chasing wind horses, the circle of heaven and earth is with him, and he is capable of going up and down." Lu Bu slowly untied it at this point, The baby walked around the red body and shook the longevity lock hanging on her chest.

"Three heads and six arms show power, thousands of battle magic? Do you want to ask what his name is? Nezha, Nezha, little Nezha!" Lu Bu finally completed this song, shaking the world and crying ghosts and gods.

Lu Baiyu and Yan'er had already been dumbfounded by what he had heard, but Lu Bu's description of the baby in front of him was indeed very good, with bare temples, bare feet, a ring of life, and a red silk body, about ten years old, who appeared alone in this desert. In the suburbs, it is really a strange doll.

"Your name is Nezha?" Yan Er asked curiously.

The baby had been played with for a long time, with a displeased expression on his face, "Bah! What Nezha? I am Changshan Zhao Zilong!"

"What did you say?" Lu Bu heard someone's name for the first time in his life, and would be so shocked that even Fang Tian's painted halberd fell to the ground, and he stepped forward to grab the little baby, "What's your name, say it again?"

Little Zhao Yun stared at Lu Bu with disdain, and opened his hand, "Hmph, stealing someone's clothes, and singing while dragging others, and singing that I'm a weirdo, I think you're the ones to blame!"

"Fuck, I was despised by Xiao Yunyun?" Lu Bu held his head.

Speaking of little Zhao Yun was about to leave, Lu Bu quickly stepped forward, stood in front of Xiao Yunyun, and sized him up again. At this moment, Lu Bu's heart was in a mess, "You, why are you dressed like this?"

Little Zhao Yun's cheeks were flushed at the moment, feeling very embarrassed, like a little boy being bullied, "Hmph! What's the matter with you outsiders? Let me go, or I'll be rude to you."

"Hehe, you are a brat. Although your marksmanship is good, you are far behind my halberd!" Lu Bu began to bully the children. Zhao Yun was indeed abused by Lu Bu before, after all, the age difference is too big many.

"Report your name if you have the ability, and I will definitely defeat you in the future!" Little Zhao Yun was not convinced.

"Listen up! I am the unparalleled Lu Bu!" Lu Bu patted his chest, pretending to be aggressive in front of Zhao Yun, especially feeling, even though he is still young.

"Cut! Bragging" Xiao Zhao Yun simply revealed it.

"Hahaha! You two are really interesting, like enemies!" Lu Baiyu watched Lu Bu and Zhao Yun bicker, and suddenly remembered Lu Bu's appearance when he was a child, holding a small battle halberd, clamoring to ride a big horse.

Lu Baiyu laughed happily. From the perspective of a bystander, the scene in front of him is just the difference between a big boy and a little boy.

Boys never grow up, they are just toys in their hands, which are getting more and more expensive.

"Cuckoo!" Suddenly there was a stomach growl from the audience!

Little Zhao Yun clutched his stomach, and looked at the distance with disinterestedness. Yan'er made the golden grilled fish, and couldn't help swallowing!

"Hee hee! Little Yunyun, are you hungry?" Lu Bu smiled and took a piece of grilled fish, "Want to eat it? Call Brother Bu and I'll let you eat it!"

Hearing this, Yan'er on the side was stunned, biting his lip with a blushing face, and thought to himself, "Brother Bu! How can this be done, I've never called him before!"

"Hmph, you want to buy this young master just for a grilled fish?" Little Zhao Yun is also very arrogant!

"Cuckoo!" Suddenly the sound of stomach growling came again.

Little Zhao Yun glanced at his head and snorted coldly, "So it's your stomach calling me, so I'm not hungry and I'm leaving!"

"Cuckoo!" My stomach groaned again!
"Stop, your little mouth is still quite stiff. Listen, you are obviously hungry!" Lu Bu called out to little Zhao Yun.

"Cuckoo!" "Cuckoo!"

The voice came again, and Lu Bu and little Zhao Yun were also puzzled. Looking back, they saw Yan'er blushing, "Master Lu Bu, in fact, in fact...is..."

"It's my stomach screaming!!!" Lu Baiyu held up a grilled fish, and then began to eat, "Since you are not hungry, then I will not be polite!"

"Ah!!!" Yan'er couldn't bear it anymore, and turned around, "Ah! Second sister, the biggest one on the far left, you can't..."

Lu Bu and Xiao Zhao Yun looked at each other, and they both tilted their heads in embarrassment. They had misunderstood each other before, and felt that the two people were very similar in personality, and they were both of the tsundere type.

"Go on, brat!" Lu Bu threw the grilled fish in his hand to little Zhao Yun, who was also startled, so he caught it quickly or he would fall to the ground.

"Eat it, you're welcome! Let me apologize for teasing you before!" Lu Bu replied with a smile!

Little Zhao Yun hugged the grilled fish, blushed and turned away from Lu Bu, "I shouldn't have kicked you before!"

"How about giving it to a friend?" Lu Bu asked, meeting little Zhao Yun in the wilderness of Changshan, this is also a kind of fate!

"No!" Little Zhao Yun shook his head arrogantly, walked to the side of the tree with the grilled fish and sat down, and started eating cutely, "I said I would defeat you, so we can't be friends, are you My opponent!"

Lu Bu thought, this is the same reason as Zhang Liao followed him back then. It's good to be an opponent, at least not to be an enemy!
"Master Lu Bu, here it is!" Yan'er obediently brought a grilled fish to Lu Bu at this moment, it could be seen that it was the biggest one on the far left, Yan'er kept everything good for Lu Bu!

Lu Bu took the grilled fish and touched Yan'er's head. Yan'er blushed and enjoyed the first pat on the head, "I thought of a new name before, how about you call me Brother Bu from now on, don't keep saying What an adult, what an adult is calling, it feels like I am bullying you!"

Yan'er was overjoyed that she could also be called Brother Bu, but this was the first time she spoke, the task might be very difficult!

I saw Yan'er covering his heart, because there was a deer jumping "cracking" and calling slowly shyly, "Brother Bu...Brother..."

"Oh! You two brothers and sisters are really troublesome, unlike my younger sister, brother Yun Tiantian, brother Yun, brother Yun, I'm almost annoyed by the screams! I finally escaped and saw you two brothers and sisters again, my God ! Why are there brothers and sisters all over the world?" Xiao Zhao Yun, who was on the side, complained while eating grilled fish. In his childhood world, calling him brother meant brother and sister.

"Brothers and sisters!!!" Yan'er held his head, and there was a "Duang" in his heart, like a bolt from the blue, hitting the fawn that was alive and kicking, and then roasted it directly, "Brother Lu Bu, come and eat what my sister made BBQ!"

"I don't want it! I don't want brothers and sisters!" Yan Er shook his head fiercely, glaring fiercely at the little Zhao Yun who was eating the barbecue, and was so frightened that the little Zhao Yun was startled and looked confused. "Tigress! Hey, surnamed Lu, your sister is so fierce, you don't care!"

Lu Bu was touching his head at this moment, it was rare to see the gentle Yan'er so angry.At this moment, Lu Bu is sandwiched between Yan'er and little Zhao Yun, "This generation gap is not so big!"

"Hahaha! You're killing me!" Lu Baiyu laughed out loud, with tears in his eyes, "That's right! Brother Lu Bu, why do you think there are brothers and sisters in this world?"

"Ah!" Little Zhao Yun pointed at Lu Bu and Lu Baiyu, "You are also brothers and sisters!!!"

Lu Baiyu laughed, "That's right!"

"Hey, so the world is full of brothers and sisters!" Xiao Zhao Yun, who had run away from home, sighed.

At this moment, Lu Baiyu picked up a grilled fish and walked towards Xiao Zhaoyun, "If you still want to eat, call my sister and give it to you!"

"No! Don't!" Little Zhao Yun hid in panic, feeling very afraid of Lu Baiyu's appearance, "Don't come here, I...I..."

I saw little Zhao Yun sniffing his nose, his whole body softened, and he fell asleep!

The three of Lu Bu looked at each other, "What's going on? Pretending to be asleep?"

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([Cancer: An important character is on the stage, and Cancer feels the need to explain in advance. Cancer knows that Zhao Yun's writing is not good, and this book may lose half. But Cancer has his own ideas, and the role setting of Zhao Yun in the early stage is cute in Q version He is a brat who always wants to run away from home. He hates his sister for clinging to him, but he is also a good brother. There is another reason that Zhao Yun always thinks that Yan Er and Lu Bu are brothers and sisters; !])
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