Cute Wife First

Chapter 24 About Having a Son Without an Asshole
Mei Qi swaggered through the market with Mu Chuxi wearing a quilt on her shoulders.

There are countless looks around.

"Eh? I said you're useless, why haven't you made a sound for a long time, are you dead?"

"You are stupid! If I die, I have to straighten up, so you have to be like carrying a log! You are ugly, how soft I am now."

Saying that, Mu Chuxi deliberately twisted slightly.

"Who did you hear that people should straighten up after death? Where the hell are these rumors?"

"What rumors! You haven't heard of a dead body! That person is dead, so he has to straighten up!"

Mu Chuxi is really very sure about this.

Mei Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she was so sad for Zhou Zhizhang!
"I said it's worthless, why don't you have any common sense at all? That person is dead after death. Although he is a bit hard, he can't stand upright? You think people are trees! I said you are like this, I said I feel sorry for you being an idiot!"

"You are an idiot! I am a good young lady of the Yushifu, can I not read? Let me tell you, I have read all the books on my father's bookshelf!"

Well, although I have seen it, it is two different things whether I understand it or not!

Anyway, no one can say that she is uneducated!
"Okay, okay, you can read, I don't, you are educated, okay? But let me ask you, what exactly is that good place you mentioned?"

"Oh, that place, according to my second brother, it's a place where gods stay."

Mu Chuxi had wanted to go to that place for a long time, but his brother was simply a villain for not taking her there anyway.

"The place where the gods stay? Why didn't I know there was such a good place? Besides, what is the place where the gods stay?"

"According to my second brother, the place is smoky, the water vapor is fragrant, and there are flower petals floating everywhere. People lying in it are really nostalgic and intoxicated. Do you think this is a place where gods stay?"

"Smoky, fragrant water vapor?"

Mei Qi muttered and muttered again.He had never heard of such a good fairy nest in the capital.

"What else did your brother say?"

"My brother also said that I definitely can't go!"

Mu Chuxi remembered this sentence the most.

"Your brother didn't say why you must not go?"

"Say it! My brother said that women don't have assholes after giving birth!"

Thinking of this, Mu Chuxi felt angry.

"Tell me, how can women not be allowed to go to the Immortal's Nest? They have children and no assholes? Doesn't that mean that I have committed a crime! Conscience of heaven and earth, I won't even trample an ant to death!"

Unless that ant crawled onto the feet.

"Women don't have a butthole when they give birth? Are they committing crimes?"

The more Mei Qi heard this, the more wrong she became.

"Eh? Let me say, what's the name of the place you mentioned?"

Mei Qi was a little curious and turned her head to look at Mu Chuxi.

"Oh, it's called Water Curtain Cave!"

"Water curtain cave?"

Mei Qi carried Mu Chuxi on her shoulders and did not leave.

He was really going to be killed by Mu Chuxi.

"That's right, it's called Water Curtain Cave! My brother said it, I remember it clearly! When you hear the name, it's Immortal Mansion!"

Mu Chuxi is absolutely confident that she can't go wrong with this matter.

Mei Qi glared at Mu Chuxi, then carried Mu Chuxi on her shoulders, turned around and walked back.

"Eh? I said where are you going? Why is this road going back again?"

"Nonsense! If you don't go back, should I still take you to see a man's bare ass?! Returning to the Immortal Mansion, then it's a fucking den of goblins!"

"What kind of man is naked? Why do you think about not wearing clothes all day long? You are simply dirty! Also, why is that place a goblin's den? Could there be a woman in it? Are you still not wearing clothes?"

God, that woman without clothes is a flower girl!It's over, his brother went to the brothel again!

"Are you stupid! Are you stupid?"

Mei Qi and Mu Chuxi couldn't understand what they were talking about, so they started to pull Mu Chuxi's hair directly in anger.

Mu Chuxi was pulled so badly.

"Only a woman is a goblin if she is naked? Let me tell you, this man is even scarier if he doesn't wear clothes! It scares you to death! As far as the fairy nest you mentioned is a bathhouse where men take off their clothes collectively!"

"What is a bathhouse? What are you doing?"

Mu Chuxi was really curious about this place.

"Take off your clothes and take a shower together? That's disgusting! You're naked, and I'm naked too. How dare you! And you're still a man!"

The more Mu Chuxi thought about it, the more frightening she became.

"Besides, take a shower together, how dirty it is!"

Thinking about that scene, Mu Chuxi felt goosebumps all over her body!

"What's on your mind is already illegal!"

Mei Qi hit Mu Chuxi hard on the head.

"oops!"

Mu Chuxi quickly reached out and rubbed her head.

"Tell you, if you think about it so much, your son will really have no asshole! Especially a man's body!"

Mei Qi was really fed up with Mu Chuxi's white eyes.

"I didn't think about it! Don't remind me!"

Mu Chuxi was really annoying Mei Qi to death.

Just when Mu Chuxi was about to distinguish a few words from Mei Qi, she found that a familiar person seemed to be passing by a long way away. Mu Chuxi quickly lowered her head, and even wanted to insert her head into the bed.

"What's wrong with you? The cat bit your head?"

"Hey, don't talk! Don't let people find me being carried all over the street by you, or my mother will really beat me to death when she turns around!"

Mei Qi looked around lazily, then smiled faintly.

At this time, there is probably no one in this world who does not know that Mei Qi is walking all over the street with the eldest lady of Yushifu on her shoulders.

Thinking of Zhou Zhizhang's nose being crooked in anger, Mei Qi felt very powerful and very refreshed.

"Huh? I said, I'm worthless. I seem to be a little hungry. Where should we go for something delicious?"

Mu Chuxi also stuck her head in the quilt.

"Go to Zuixianlou and eat Dongpo meat! Hurry up, I want to eat that Dongpo meat!"

Because Mu Chuxi was holding her breath, she spoke in a muffled manner.

"Dongpo pork? Do you like it?"

Mu Chuxi nodded vigorously!
Dongpo pork, delicious!

"Okay! Since you love food so much, let's eat drunk chicken!"

Said, Mei Qi pushed Mu Chuxi hard, and then walked away in a big stride.

"Ah! What do you mean? I said I'd eat Dongpo elbow, but you want to eat drunk chicken? Then why are you asking me?"

Mu Chuxi felt that Mei Qi was here to find her own bad luck.

"Can that work? I have to be mad at you! Did you give me a kiss for nothing? I can't count it all!"

Mu Chuxi is really going to die!

However, no matter how much Mu Chuxi cursed or got angry, Mei Qi acted as if she hadn't heard it, and then she carried Mu Chuxi on her shoulders and disappeared before everyone's eyes.

When Mu Chuxi had finished cursing, Mei Qi threw Mu Chuxi to the ground without any mercy.

(End of this chapter)