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Chapter 101 Beep King Xuantian Taoist
Chapter 101 Beep King Xuantian Taoist
Poor black dragon, he was tortured into a black loach, what a tragedy!
Being hammered in the tomb by the Tathagata boss for a whole night, this kind of torture is more uncomfortable than the monkey that was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain back then.
Ye Qiu didn't chase after him, because the black dragon had already run away, so there was no point in chasing him now.
He thought it was funny, this idiot really broke into the tomb?
You know, Ye Qiu was on it, but he left a lot of sinister things and various taboos.
It’s not like there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, but if there is no way to hell, you insist on breaking in.
deserve it...
Passing through the fire mulberry forest, Ye Qiu was about to go back to the inn to practice calligraphy, when he suddenly saw Taoist Xuantian and Master Ziyu secretly doing something under the mulberry flowers.
"Huh? What are these two old fellows doing? Don't they say anything embarrassing?"
Ye Qiu became curious, and really wanted to see what kind of scene the old people's twilight love is like.
In other words, has the straight steel man Taoist Xuantian enlightened?
"Junior Sister, do you still remember the agreement in 1000 years?
I said at the beginning that if one day we can settle down, I will show you the most beautiful flower rain in the world.
It's a pity... In the past 1000 years, too many things have happened, and I have been unable to fulfill that promise.
Now that the mulberry flowers and leaves are falling in Dizhou, it can be regarded as making up for my debt.
I promise you, if I have a chance in the future, I will definitely take you to Moshang to see for myself the peach blossom rain in full bloom. "
"Brother, stop talking! I understand you, no matter what happens in the future, I will stand behind you silently and support you..."
Master Ziyu said shyly, she was very surprised, Taoist Xuantian, who has been steel all his life, finally enlightened?
She can even talk about love, happiness comes too suddenly.
Seeing that Master Ziyu was so excited, Taoist Xuantian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly.
Counted?
Now the imperial state is full of wars, and there may be another change at any time, for the safety of the holy land of Yaochi.
Hehe, no matter what you say this time, you have to fool her back first, and pretend to beep by the way, to show the force of righteousness and self-sacrifice.
It's exciting to think about it, but look at Wu Hao, he said that the world is like a green mountain, and the moment he said this sentence, he was full.
No matter what I say, I am an old monster who has lived for thousands of years. What's wrong with pretending to beep?
Taoist Xuantian thought evilly in his heart, he is not enlightened, this old guy.
How could a straight man who had been steel all his life suddenly become enlightened.
Taoist Xuantian pretended to be pitiful and said: "Junior Sister, before watching this flower rain, I ask you one thing, this matter... may be my last entrustment."
"What? Brother, what are you talking about, don't scare me..."
Master Ziyu was shocked when he heard it, thinking Taoist Xuantian had something wrong with his body.
But it doesn't look like it, is there something wrong with the brain?
Taoist Xuantian said again: "I have a hunch that a catastrophe is coming soon, and this time, it may be even more terrifying than the last time.
After tomorrow, you take all the disciples back, and guard the holy place that the master gave us..."
"What? Brother, won't you go back with us?"
Sure enough, Master Ziyu panicked, she didn't know what happened, but hearing Taoist Xuantian's tone, it felt like something big had happened.
And he seems to have some kind of mission. Could it be that he and Wu Hao have a similar mission, or why does he look like I want to sacrifice myself?
When Taoist Xuantian saw it, his heart immediately became overjoyed, yes... that's the expression, at a loss, surprised, and puzzled.
Very good, next, please force the king to appear on the stage. After secretly studying Ye Qiu for so many days, Taoist Xuantian has mastered the skill of Ye Qiu pretending to beep.
He said solemnly: "Junior Sister, the affairs of the world and the people's livelihood are also the affairs of our monks. Someone must stand up for this catastrophe.
My Yaochi Holy Land, when necessary, someone must come forward, and as the Great Elder of Yaochi Holy Land, I must stand in front of everyone.
There is no need to discuss this matter again. You can bring your disciples back tomorrow morning. Our Yaochi Holy Land has suffered a heavy loss this time.
No more disciples can sacrifice, if someone has to sacrifice, it can only be me..."
As soon as Taoist Xuantian said these words, Master Ziyu was extremely shocked.
"Oh my god! Brother, he..."
Master Ziyu looked at him stupidly, he couldn't imagine that the old naughty boy had such a side.
Is it the selfless spirit of righteousness and dedication?Unexpectedly, the senior brother still has this kind of spirit.
For the sake of the Holy Land, for our safety, choose to stay in Dizhou alone.
Ziyu really admired him very much in her heart. This is the senior brother she respects the most in her heart, the one she has liked for thousands of years.
Master Ziyu nodded and said: "Senior brother, I promise you, I will bring my disciples back, and when I return to the mountain gate, I will call the mountain guard formation, and absolutely no one will be let in..."
"what?"
You're playing out of the way, are you so direct?Still lock the door?
Taoist Xuantian was a little confused, he didn't know how to pretend next, shouldn't you say it first.
No... I won't go, do you want to go together?
Then I put on a straight face and scolded you back with a righteous face, and then do you admire me again in your heart?
If you don't follow the process, I'm a little lost in this whole thing.
How to install this beep next?It seems to have no effect...
Hey, is Ye Qiu here? Please tell me, how should I act this beep?Wait online, urgent...
Just as Taoist Xuantian opened his mouth and continued to fool around, a voice suddenly came from his ear.
"What are you two talking about?"
Just as Ye Qiu came, he couldn't understand a word for a long time, so he couldn't help asking.
"Damn, senior, when did you come?"
Taoist Xuantian was just about to continue pretending, but he didn't expect the king to come, he said with a guilty conscience.
He won't hear our conversation, will he?That would be embarrassing...
Pretend to be aggressive in front of the king, isn't that courting death?
"Senior, we are discussing our resignation letter. We will return to the Holy Land early tomorrow morning!"
Master Ziyu said honestly, she doesn't have the thoughts of Taoist Xuantian, she is old and dishonest.
"Oh, goodbye! That's a good feeling, remember to settle the bill before you leave."
Ye Qiu couldn't wish more, they had been whoring for nothing for several days, and he wished they would leave as soon as possible.
Ye Qiule couldn't wait to buy two rows of firecrackers and set them off.
"Uh, senior, why do you look so happy? Could it be that you want us to leave?"
Taoist Xuantian said, Ye Qiu panicked, oops... Has his mind been seen through?
"How is it possible? I'm open for business. There's no reason to drive customers away. If you don't want to leave, you can stay here forever. You can do whatever you want."
Anyway, I have to leave, so I can just make a fuss about it.
Taoist Xuantian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "Oh, then I'm relieved... I thought you were going to drive us away. Since you don't, then I'll stay for another month."
I rely on, sloppy!
Ye Qiu wished he could slap himself twice, if he shouldn't go, he should go, and if he should go, why don't he go?
(End of this chapter)
Poor black dragon, he was tortured into a black loach, what a tragedy!
Being hammered in the tomb by the Tathagata boss for a whole night, this kind of torture is more uncomfortable than the monkey that was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain back then.
Ye Qiu didn't chase after him, because the black dragon had already run away, so there was no point in chasing him now.
He thought it was funny, this idiot really broke into the tomb?
You know, Ye Qiu was on it, but he left a lot of sinister things and various taboos.
It’s not like there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, but if there is no way to hell, you insist on breaking in.
deserve it...
Passing through the fire mulberry forest, Ye Qiu was about to go back to the inn to practice calligraphy, when he suddenly saw Taoist Xuantian and Master Ziyu secretly doing something under the mulberry flowers.
"Huh? What are these two old fellows doing? Don't they say anything embarrassing?"
Ye Qiu became curious, and really wanted to see what kind of scene the old people's twilight love is like.
In other words, has the straight steel man Taoist Xuantian enlightened?
"Junior Sister, do you still remember the agreement in 1000 years?
I said at the beginning that if one day we can settle down, I will show you the most beautiful flower rain in the world.
It's a pity... In the past 1000 years, too many things have happened, and I have been unable to fulfill that promise.
Now that the mulberry flowers and leaves are falling in Dizhou, it can be regarded as making up for my debt.
I promise you, if I have a chance in the future, I will definitely take you to Moshang to see for myself the peach blossom rain in full bloom. "
"Brother, stop talking! I understand you, no matter what happens in the future, I will stand behind you silently and support you..."
Master Ziyu said shyly, she was very surprised, Taoist Xuantian, who has been steel all his life, finally enlightened?
She can even talk about love, happiness comes too suddenly.
Seeing that Master Ziyu was so excited, Taoist Xuantian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly.
Counted?
Now the imperial state is full of wars, and there may be another change at any time, for the safety of the holy land of Yaochi.
Hehe, no matter what you say this time, you have to fool her back first, and pretend to beep by the way, to show the force of righteousness and self-sacrifice.
It's exciting to think about it, but look at Wu Hao, he said that the world is like a green mountain, and the moment he said this sentence, he was full.
No matter what I say, I am an old monster who has lived for thousands of years. What's wrong with pretending to beep?
Taoist Xuantian thought evilly in his heart, he is not enlightened, this old guy.
How could a straight man who had been steel all his life suddenly become enlightened.
Taoist Xuantian pretended to be pitiful and said: "Junior Sister, before watching this flower rain, I ask you one thing, this matter... may be my last entrustment."
"What? Brother, what are you talking about, don't scare me..."
Master Ziyu was shocked when he heard it, thinking Taoist Xuantian had something wrong with his body.
But it doesn't look like it, is there something wrong with the brain?
Taoist Xuantian said again: "I have a hunch that a catastrophe is coming soon, and this time, it may be even more terrifying than the last time.
After tomorrow, you take all the disciples back, and guard the holy place that the master gave us..."
"What? Brother, won't you go back with us?"
Sure enough, Master Ziyu panicked, she didn't know what happened, but hearing Taoist Xuantian's tone, it felt like something big had happened.
And he seems to have some kind of mission. Could it be that he and Wu Hao have a similar mission, or why does he look like I want to sacrifice myself?
When Taoist Xuantian saw it, his heart immediately became overjoyed, yes... that's the expression, at a loss, surprised, and puzzled.
Very good, next, please force the king to appear on the stage. After secretly studying Ye Qiu for so many days, Taoist Xuantian has mastered the skill of Ye Qiu pretending to beep.
He said solemnly: "Junior Sister, the affairs of the world and the people's livelihood are also the affairs of our monks. Someone must stand up for this catastrophe.
My Yaochi Holy Land, when necessary, someone must come forward, and as the Great Elder of Yaochi Holy Land, I must stand in front of everyone.
There is no need to discuss this matter again. You can bring your disciples back tomorrow morning. Our Yaochi Holy Land has suffered a heavy loss this time.
No more disciples can sacrifice, if someone has to sacrifice, it can only be me..."
As soon as Taoist Xuantian said these words, Master Ziyu was extremely shocked.
"Oh my god! Brother, he..."
Master Ziyu looked at him stupidly, he couldn't imagine that the old naughty boy had such a side.
Is it the selfless spirit of righteousness and dedication?Unexpectedly, the senior brother still has this kind of spirit.
For the sake of the Holy Land, for our safety, choose to stay in Dizhou alone.
Ziyu really admired him very much in her heart. This is the senior brother she respects the most in her heart, the one she has liked for thousands of years.
Master Ziyu nodded and said: "Senior brother, I promise you, I will bring my disciples back, and when I return to the mountain gate, I will call the mountain guard formation, and absolutely no one will be let in..."
"what?"
You're playing out of the way, are you so direct?Still lock the door?
Taoist Xuantian was a little confused, he didn't know how to pretend next, shouldn't you say it first.
No... I won't go, do you want to go together?
Then I put on a straight face and scolded you back with a righteous face, and then do you admire me again in your heart?
If you don't follow the process, I'm a little lost in this whole thing.
How to install this beep next?It seems to have no effect...
Hey, is Ye Qiu here? Please tell me, how should I act this beep?Wait online, urgent...
Just as Taoist Xuantian opened his mouth and continued to fool around, a voice suddenly came from his ear.
"What are you two talking about?"
Just as Ye Qiu came, he couldn't understand a word for a long time, so he couldn't help asking.
"Damn, senior, when did you come?"
Taoist Xuantian was just about to continue pretending, but he didn't expect the king to come, he said with a guilty conscience.
He won't hear our conversation, will he?That would be embarrassing...
Pretend to be aggressive in front of the king, isn't that courting death?
"Senior, we are discussing our resignation letter. We will return to the Holy Land early tomorrow morning!"
Master Ziyu said honestly, she doesn't have the thoughts of Taoist Xuantian, she is old and dishonest.
"Oh, goodbye! That's a good feeling, remember to settle the bill before you leave."
Ye Qiu couldn't wish more, they had been whoring for nothing for several days, and he wished they would leave as soon as possible.
Ye Qiule couldn't wait to buy two rows of firecrackers and set them off.
"Uh, senior, why do you look so happy? Could it be that you want us to leave?"
Taoist Xuantian said, Ye Qiu panicked, oops... Has his mind been seen through?
"How is it possible? I'm open for business. There's no reason to drive customers away. If you don't want to leave, you can stay here forever. You can do whatever you want."
Anyway, I have to leave, so I can just make a fuss about it.
Taoist Xuantian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "Oh, then I'm relieved... I thought you were going to drive us away. Since you don't, then I'll stay for another month."
I rely on, sloppy!
Ye Qiu wished he could slap himself twice, if he shouldn't go, he should go, and if he should go, why don't he go?
(End of this chapter)
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