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Chapter 166 Monkey Peeing
Lying leisurely in Ye Qiu's palm, Zhu Yan smiled disdainfully, thinking: What is there to prepare for, I will grow bigger in a while, and I can escape without jumping.

Still ready?Look down on monkeys?Even if you grow bigger too, it doesn't matter if I fight, you probably won't even see my exhaust gas.

The fur ball is very confident, it feels that Ye Qiu's mind is absolutely lost when he makes this bet with it, or he is deliberately letting himself down.

Wait, it seems that the master still loves me!Did you come up with such an excuse and let me go on purpose?
It's true, it must be like this, it's so touching.

"I'm ready, let's get started!"

The fur ball patted its chest, and stood up confidently. It had already thought of a thousand ways to escape, and it must not lose this time.

I can't let down Ye Qiu's painstaking efforts.

"Okay, let's run..."

After speaking, Ye Qiu showed a meaningful smile, which gradually became unrestrained.

Want to run?

You monkey, prepare to die, you still want to escape from my Wuzhi Mountain.

The first scene of the seventh chapter of Journey to the West is now filming...

"Big!"

As soon as he heard it, the monkey yelled, and his body suddenly became bigger.

In just a few seconds, he grew several hundred meters taller and turned into a giant ape.

"Haha, I didn't expect that, Monkey Lord, I escaped."

Maoqiu said happily, then turned his head, suddenly dumbfounded.

Nima, why am I still here?

The monkey was dumbfounded. The moment it got bigger, its palm also got bigger. No matter how big it got, the palm would get bigger in exactly the same proportion.

"Damn, I don't believe in that evil anymore! Let me turn..."

The monkey's fighting spirit was activated, and it turned over in a somersault. Seeing that the surroundings were covered by a cloud of mist, the vision became blurred.

It can't see where it is, it only knows that if it wants to survive, it has to keep turning somersaults forward.

"Hey, if I don't talk about it now, I can dig a few hundred miles, right?"

Looking back, the fur ball only saw a gray area, but nothing.

Except for water or water, there is no reference object at all, so it doesn't know where it is.

"Now is not the time to be proud, don't take it lightly, just keep going..."

The monkey was very cautious, and continued to flip forward, and kept flipping until he became dizzy.

"What is that monkey doing?"

Below, everyone stared blankly at the monkey tumbling in the air, wondering why it was going crazy?

Why don't you take advantage of such a good opportunity to run a few more meters and stay where you are?
"I think, it's not that it doesn't want to run, it should be imprisoned by the Daxian's domain, which is similar to a fantasy space.

Perhaps in its consciousness, it has already run hundreds of miles, but in fact it has not moved a step at all. "

"Damn, isn't this playing with monkeys? Isn't this too extreme?"

Everyone was shocked, thinking that there was some good show to watch, but this is the end?
There is no need to gamble at all, the gap between them is too big, and they lost from the very beginning.

In the air, the furball has already turned somersaults for a day, and in its consciousness, the time has passed for a day.

In fact, only 5 minutes have passed, but it is not aware of the problem.

"I should have escaped from his Wuzhi Mountain by now, right?"

Maoqiu only felt dizzy, stopped walking, looked at the gray area in front of him, and didn't know where he was.

The clouds in the sky cover all of its vision, so it can only follow the feeling.

After a while, it saw five straight mountains in front of it.

Immediately laughed: "Hey, could it be possible that I have reached the edge of the world? Behind these five mountains, is the edge of the world?

It seems that I have won this bet, and I can pretend to be beautiful when I go back..."

Fuqiu is very happy, no matter how powerful Ye Qiu is, he can't stretch his hand so long, right?

It's a win.

"Wait, what if he doesn't admit it when he goes back now? I can't beat him, no... I have to leave a mark, so that when he doesn't admit it and die without evidence..."

On a whim, Mao Qiu ran to the front of the five sacred mountains and urinated.

"Huh... This monkey has no sense of public morality, defecating anywhere in public?"

"How embarrassing! Don't say I know it..."

The black dog can't bear to look directly at it, it's too embarrassing, with so many people watching, you can actually pee?

"As expected of a wild monkey in the countryside, I guess it grows so big that it doesn't even know what the toilet is, it's embarrassing..."

Speaking of adding insult to injury, no one can compare to the black dog, that would be a mouthful.

Above the sky, Ye Qiu frowned when he saw the fur ball piss and his fingers were sticky.

"Made, what a dead monkey! Haven't you peed in hundreds of years? This urine smells too strong, vomit..."

Ye Qiu almost didn't spit it out. Fortunately, it was just peeing instead of shitting. If it really shitted, Ye Qiu would probably crush it to death.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't play this game. Isn't this pure heart making myself unhappy?
After urinating, the monkey was still not satisfied. He took out a pen and wrote a few words on it.

"Furball is here for a visit!"

After finishing writing, it finally felt relieved and looked at its masterpiece with satisfaction.

Said: "Hey, with these evidences, I don't believe you are still ashamed to play tricks, this bet, I won..."

After finishing speaking, the monkey went straight to fly. Anyway, he had already won. With Ye Qiu's status, it was impossible to play tricks on it. It would be better to go back and pretend to beep.

Also let that silly dog ​​and pig see the domineering and mighty figure of my monkey brother.

Flying all the way back, it didn't take long for the fur ball to return to its original place, and the picture in front of it resurfaced.

"Hey, I won, now you should fulfill your promise and let me go?"

The monkey shouted proudly, and suddenly found that the people below were looking at it with contemptuous eyes, and suddenly felt strange.

"Are these people crazy? Monkey Lord, I won the bet with the immortals, shouldn't they admire me? Why do you still look contemptuous?"

Mao Qiu was puzzled, then looked at Ye Qiu, and found that Ye Qiu's face was dark and ugly, and immediately felt bad.

Oops, he doesn't want to repent, does he?
"According to the previous agreement, I won the bet this time, you don't want to go back on your word, do you?"

The monkey asked tentatively, and Ye Qiu laughed angrily.

"Are you sure you've won?"

Good guy, who gave you the confidence?
"Ah? I just flew to the edge of the world and escaped from your palm. I didn't win, did you win?"

Mao Qiu was a little displeased, as a fairy, how could you go back on what you promised?
"You left a mark? What mark?"

Ye Qiu asked back, smiling with a deep murderous intent, the monkey who watched was flustered.

Would you like to mention the mark?You are really a genius.

"I knew you would regret it. If you don't believe me, you can go to the top of the world and see for yourself. There are five mountains there. I pissed on them and left a line of writing..."

Mao Qiu shouted triumphantly, and everyone laughed out loud when they heard it.

(End of this chapter)