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Chapter 221 The So-Called Benefits
Chapter 221 The So-Called Benefits
"You!" Tianpeng's face changed instantly when he heard Zhang Feng asking himself for benefits, but thinking that as long as he got something, he could get the little porn book he had dreamed of, so he endured it and pointed at Zhang Feng. Head, said: "Okay, you want benefits, no problem, as long as you promise me to give it to you, you will give me the book, then I will take you there."
"No problem, a manly man keeps his word, he will do what he says, when have I ever lied to you." Zhang Feng patted his chest to assure Marshal Tianpeng.In fact, he really didn't intend to lie to him. After all, he got acquainted with Tianpeng and there are still good things to get, so why not do it?He still understands this truth.
Canopy got Zhang Feng's promise, but he was still not at ease, and pointed to Zhang Feng and said: "I know your kid's details, if you dare to go back on your word, I will expose you!" Zhang Feng wanted to give him a big fist , but still held back and cursed him angrily: "Don't bully people! Who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who doesn't count? I don't want some people to look honest and honest. You look like a pig, but you don't look like a pig at all, you are cunning and treacherous, what kind of dignity are you!"
Hearing Zhang Feng slandering him so much, Tianpeng was not angry at all. Anyway, for his own book, he could do anything.He chuckled, leaned into Zhang Feng's ear quietly, and said mysteriously: "You boy, if you meet me, you will get it. Is there anything worth going to at the Pantao Conference? I will take you to a good place." .”
Zhang Feng thought for a long time, didn't he work so hard just to attend the Pantao Conference?He actually said that there is nothing to go to the Pantao Conference?If you really become a god, you don't understand the suffering in the world.Zhang Feng shook his head and said, "That won't work. I also want your benefits, but I'm here for the Pantao Conference. If you say nothing, I won't go? Hurry up, my benefits are here!"
Seeing that Zhang Feng was thinking about the benefits, the canopy shrugged and cursed inwardly, so he got up first and walked towards a road. Zhang Feng followed closely behind him for fear of getting lost.
The architectural structure of the Heavenly Court is not only vast and complex, but after walking behind the canopy for a short time, Zhang Feng felt dizzy and couldn't tell where it was, and worried that he would get lost again, so he could only follow closely Behind the canopy, it finally stopped under a tall palace.Zhang Feng, who felt vaguely familiar here, was just about to ask, when he noticed that the canopy was walking towards the back again.
I saw him go around to the back of the palace, where there was a window open, and with a whoosh, he jumped in first, looking very familiar with the road.Zhang Feng was taken aback, and saw him waving at him from the window, gritted his teeth, and he simply jumped in.After touching the canopy, he asked in a low voice, "Where is this?"
"This is the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun!" Tianpeng also replied in a low voice.
Zhang Feng was taken aback when Tianpeng's words came out. How dare this guy come to steal the elixir of the Taishang Laojun. The Monkey King was thrown away because he ate his elixir. It went into the alchemy furnace and refined for 49 days.
Unexpectedly, just as Zhang Feng thought so, Tianpeng said, "What? Are you scared?"
Zhang Feng felt both excited and a little worried, but still angrily hit back at the canopy: "Who is afraid? I won't be afraid if you are afraid!"
Canopy said from the front: "Okay! Since you are not afraid, I will take you to eat your fill today. Don't let you go to heaven this time for nothing!"
Zhang Feng looked at the back of Tianpeng's neck and asked: "It seems that you are a veteran! This is not the first time, you are familiar with the way!"
The canopy was a little swollen: "Cut! Isn't this trivial matter to my old pig? Even if I don't come to steal it, I will ask him for it, and the old man will not refuse to give it to you. Believe it or not?"
What Tianpeng said was a bit exaggerated, but at this moment Zhang Feng had no choice but to flatter him, and said: "Who says it's not? You came back from the Western Scriptures and are a real Buddha. Who would dare to do anything to you?" ?”
Zhang Feng will not flatter anyone, and he is not willing to flatter anyone, but Zhang Feng feels that his speaking skills are not comparable to a flatterer, just like now, Zhang Feng is fooling the canopy so that the whole body is comfortable If he refuses to accept it, he can only obediently take Zhang Feng to remove all the elixirs of Taishang Laojun.
While speaking, the two of them had already arrived in front of a huge pill furnace. An old man with white hair and white beard was sitting cross-legged in front of the pill furnace, using his true energy to stimulate the raging flames in the pill furnace. He didn't even notice that he had entered the pill room The two people inside, the canopy made a gesture to keep Zhang Feng from making any movement, and watched from the window, ready to escape at any time.
Zhang Feng had no choice but to follow suit.
Zhang Feng stood in the middle of the window and the alchemy furnace in a straight line, so that he could see the situation outside the window at any time and also know the movement of the Taishang Laojun, although this was a bit risky.
But time has passed for a long time, maybe it's just a long time in Zhang Feng's eyes, but he really got impatient, why hasn't the canopy moved after so long.
While thinking this way, there was a movement, it was the loud yelling from the canopy, maybe he was caught, and he yelled from a place where Zhang Feng could not see: "What are you doing? Let me go!"
But Tianpeng seems to have no prestige in this pill pharmacy, no one is afraid of him, and a tender voice immediately blocked his mouth: "Marshal Tianpeng! Why do you always like to do such sneaky things? Want to It is absolutely impossible to let you go, I will hand you over to the master and throw you into the alchemy furnace!"
Canopy was a little anxious, and his voice became louder: "Look who did it, if anyone throws me into the alchemy furnace, my elder brother will make another trouble in the heavenly palace! At that time, I will also have a sharp eye, and I will take you The pharmacy burned down!"
Their noise was so loud that they woke up the old man in front of the alchemy furnace. He stood up and walked over and said, "Marshal Tianpeng! You have come to my alchemy room to steal things more than once, and I turned a blind eye to it." Just one eye, I didn’t expect that pigs are really greedy, how much do I have here enough for your teeth?”
Canopy retorted again: "I say Laojun! You are too picky, aren't you just a few pills? If you refine it a little more, it will be over? As for this? Untie me!"
Taishang Laojun said again: "No! You have always been dishonest and always make trouble everywhere. Today is the Pantao Conference, and all kinds of gods are here, let alone let you out to cause trouble. You just stay here and make trouble." Wait, I will personally come and untie you after the meeting is over!"
Hearing this, Zhang Feng finally knew that the canopy might not be able to come out for a while, and there was no need for him to watch the wind here, so he went out through the window according to the original path.
This time without the guidance of the canopy, although it was difficult for Zhang Feng to tell the direction when walking in the huge heaven, fortunately, Zhang Feng probably memorized some routes when he came here just now, so now he just needs to go back the same way.
But Zhang Feng really didn't know how to get to the venue of the Pantao Conference, so he could only walk around aimlessly. Zhang Feng walked and walked, and finally saw a tall palace in one place, with three big characters written in purple gold on it. 'Guanghan Palace'.
With a heartbeat, everyone in the sky and the earth knew that Chang'e was the most beautiful woman in the world, and everyone coveted her beauty. She has always been the best among beauties in the three worlds.
Immediately, I decided to go and see the real face of Sister Chang'e, and I felt very happy when I thought about it.
He simply swaggered towards the palace with his hands behind his back.
The Guanghan Palace is indeed worthy of its name. Zhang Feng felt goosebumps all over his body as soon as he walked in, and he shivered from the cold. But this is the price, and this is the price Zhang Feng should pay for his curiosity.
Frozen to death had to be endured, Zhang Feng urged the true energy in his body to operate again, finally his whole body became much warmer, and he continued to walk forward.
Everything in Guanghan Palace is very deserted, basically there are no living things to be seen, unlike other places in the heaven that are full of vitality and splendor, this is nothing but splendor.
Zhang Feng walked in again, and walked under the gate. The gate was very heavy. Zhang Feng knocked a few times, but no one answered, and there was no sound from inside. Zhang Feng thought that sister Chang'e was going to the Peach Blossom Conference, but she still didn't give up. , knocked a few more times, and finally there was some movement.
When the gate opened, Zhang Feng was startled. A woman like a flower stood in the gate, but Zhang Feng thought, this must be Chang'e's maid or something, how could Chang'e grow up like this, he comforted himself over and over again, The woman saluted him respectfully and invited him in. The woman walked in front and turned around and said to Zhang Feng: "No one has come here for a long time. You are the first in these hundreds of years!"
It's not easy for Zhang Feng to ask sister Chang'e right away!He could only ask: "Why is no one coming here?" The woman simply replied: "Because of me!" He asked again: "Why is no one coming because of you?"
The woman didn't hide it: "You said if you knew that I grew up like this, would you still come here?"
Only now did Zhang Feng realize that this woman was Sister Chang'e, and he didn't know how she became like this, or he was like this in the first place, so why did the folks call her the most beautiful woman in the world?
Zhang Feng didn't understand, and cursed Tianpeng and belittled him in his heart: You dead pig, it's fine if you grow up to be that crooked melon and cracked dates, and your taste is so bad. Fortunately, I really took fairy tales seriously.
Thinking of this, Zhang Feng peeked at Chang'e again, and said to himself, Chang'e's appearance is really not flattering, even a person like Zhang Feng who always feels that he is invulnerable to all poisons can't stand it, really In response to that sentence: He believed in his evil!
Inadvertently touching his body, Zhang Feng suddenly touched a small pill bottle. He suddenly remembered that it was the slimming pill he refined at that time. He didn't remember why he carried it on his body, he only knew , at this moment, this elixir is useful.
(End of this chapter)
"You!" Tianpeng's face changed instantly when he heard Zhang Feng asking himself for benefits, but thinking that as long as he got something, he could get the little porn book he had dreamed of, so he endured it and pointed at Zhang Feng. Head, said: "Okay, you want benefits, no problem, as long as you promise me to give it to you, you will give me the book, then I will take you there."
"No problem, a manly man keeps his word, he will do what he says, when have I ever lied to you." Zhang Feng patted his chest to assure Marshal Tianpeng.In fact, he really didn't intend to lie to him. After all, he got acquainted with Tianpeng and there are still good things to get, so why not do it?He still understands this truth.
Canopy got Zhang Feng's promise, but he was still not at ease, and pointed to Zhang Feng and said: "I know your kid's details, if you dare to go back on your word, I will expose you!" Zhang Feng wanted to give him a big fist , but still held back and cursed him angrily: "Don't bully people! Who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who doesn't count? I don't want some people to look honest and honest. You look like a pig, but you don't look like a pig at all, you are cunning and treacherous, what kind of dignity are you!"
Hearing Zhang Feng slandering him so much, Tianpeng was not angry at all. Anyway, for his own book, he could do anything.He chuckled, leaned into Zhang Feng's ear quietly, and said mysteriously: "You boy, if you meet me, you will get it. Is there anything worth going to at the Pantao Conference? I will take you to a good place." .”
Zhang Feng thought for a long time, didn't he work so hard just to attend the Pantao Conference?He actually said that there is nothing to go to the Pantao Conference?If you really become a god, you don't understand the suffering in the world.Zhang Feng shook his head and said, "That won't work. I also want your benefits, but I'm here for the Pantao Conference. If you say nothing, I won't go? Hurry up, my benefits are here!"
Seeing that Zhang Feng was thinking about the benefits, the canopy shrugged and cursed inwardly, so he got up first and walked towards a road. Zhang Feng followed closely behind him for fear of getting lost.
The architectural structure of the Heavenly Court is not only vast and complex, but after walking behind the canopy for a short time, Zhang Feng felt dizzy and couldn't tell where it was, and worried that he would get lost again, so he could only follow closely Behind the canopy, it finally stopped under a tall palace.Zhang Feng, who felt vaguely familiar here, was just about to ask, when he noticed that the canopy was walking towards the back again.
I saw him go around to the back of the palace, where there was a window open, and with a whoosh, he jumped in first, looking very familiar with the road.Zhang Feng was taken aback, and saw him waving at him from the window, gritted his teeth, and he simply jumped in.After touching the canopy, he asked in a low voice, "Where is this?"
"This is the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun!" Tianpeng also replied in a low voice.
Zhang Feng was taken aback when Tianpeng's words came out. How dare this guy come to steal the elixir of the Taishang Laojun. The Monkey King was thrown away because he ate his elixir. It went into the alchemy furnace and refined for 49 days.
Unexpectedly, just as Zhang Feng thought so, Tianpeng said, "What? Are you scared?"
Zhang Feng felt both excited and a little worried, but still angrily hit back at the canopy: "Who is afraid? I won't be afraid if you are afraid!"
Canopy said from the front: "Okay! Since you are not afraid, I will take you to eat your fill today. Don't let you go to heaven this time for nothing!"
Zhang Feng looked at the back of Tianpeng's neck and asked: "It seems that you are a veteran! This is not the first time, you are familiar with the way!"
The canopy was a little swollen: "Cut! Isn't this trivial matter to my old pig? Even if I don't come to steal it, I will ask him for it, and the old man will not refuse to give it to you. Believe it or not?"
What Tianpeng said was a bit exaggerated, but at this moment Zhang Feng had no choice but to flatter him, and said: "Who says it's not? You came back from the Western Scriptures and are a real Buddha. Who would dare to do anything to you?" ?”
Zhang Feng will not flatter anyone, and he is not willing to flatter anyone, but Zhang Feng feels that his speaking skills are not comparable to a flatterer, just like now, Zhang Feng is fooling the canopy so that the whole body is comfortable If he refuses to accept it, he can only obediently take Zhang Feng to remove all the elixirs of Taishang Laojun.
While speaking, the two of them had already arrived in front of a huge pill furnace. An old man with white hair and white beard was sitting cross-legged in front of the pill furnace, using his true energy to stimulate the raging flames in the pill furnace. He didn't even notice that he had entered the pill room The two people inside, the canopy made a gesture to keep Zhang Feng from making any movement, and watched from the window, ready to escape at any time.
Zhang Feng had no choice but to follow suit.
Zhang Feng stood in the middle of the window and the alchemy furnace in a straight line, so that he could see the situation outside the window at any time and also know the movement of the Taishang Laojun, although this was a bit risky.
But time has passed for a long time, maybe it's just a long time in Zhang Feng's eyes, but he really got impatient, why hasn't the canopy moved after so long.
While thinking this way, there was a movement, it was the loud yelling from the canopy, maybe he was caught, and he yelled from a place where Zhang Feng could not see: "What are you doing? Let me go!"
But Tianpeng seems to have no prestige in this pill pharmacy, no one is afraid of him, and a tender voice immediately blocked his mouth: "Marshal Tianpeng! Why do you always like to do such sneaky things? Want to It is absolutely impossible to let you go, I will hand you over to the master and throw you into the alchemy furnace!"
Canopy was a little anxious, and his voice became louder: "Look who did it, if anyone throws me into the alchemy furnace, my elder brother will make another trouble in the heavenly palace! At that time, I will also have a sharp eye, and I will take you The pharmacy burned down!"
Their noise was so loud that they woke up the old man in front of the alchemy furnace. He stood up and walked over and said, "Marshal Tianpeng! You have come to my alchemy room to steal things more than once, and I turned a blind eye to it." Just one eye, I didn’t expect that pigs are really greedy, how much do I have here enough for your teeth?”
Canopy retorted again: "I say Laojun! You are too picky, aren't you just a few pills? If you refine it a little more, it will be over? As for this? Untie me!"
Taishang Laojun said again: "No! You have always been dishonest and always make trouble everywhere. Today is the Pantao Conference, and all kinds of gods are here, let alone let you out to cause trouble. You just stay here and make trouble." Wait, I will personally come and untie you after the meeting is over!"
Hearing this, Zhang Feng finally knew that the canopy might not be able to come out for a while, and there was no need for him to watch the wind here, so he went out through the window according to the original path.
This time without the guidance of the canopy, although it was difficult for Zhang Feng to tell the direction when walking in the huge heaven, fortunately, Zhang Feng probably memorized some routes when he came here just now, so now he just needs to go back the same way.
But Zhang Feng really didn't know how to get to the venue of the Pantao Conference, so he could only walk around aimlessly. Zhang Feng walked and walked, and finally saw a tall palace in one place, with three big characters written in purple gold on it. 'Guanghan Palace'.
With a heartbeat, everyone in the sky and the earth knew that Chang'e was the most beautiful woman in the world, and everyone coveted her beauty. She has always been the best among beauties in the three worlds.
Immediately, I decided to go and see the real face of Sister Chang'e, and I felt very happy when I thought about it.
He simply swaggered towards the palace with his hands behind his back.
The Guanghan Palace is indeed worthy of its name. Zhang Feng felt goosebumps all over his body as soon as he walked in, and he shivered from the cold. But this is the price, and this is the price Zhang Feng should pay for his curiosity.
Frozen to death had to be endured, Zhang Feng urged the true energy in his body to operate again, finally his whole body became much warmer, and he continued to walk forward.
Everything in Guanghan Palace is very deserted, basically there are no living things to be seen, unlike other places in the heaven that are full of vitality and splendor, this is nothing but splendor.
Zhang Feng walked in again, and walked under the gate. The gate was very heavy. Zhang Feng knocked a few times, but no one answered, and there was no sound from inside. Zhang Feng thought that sister Chang'e was going to the Peach Blossom Conference, but she still didn't give up. , knocked a few more times, and finally there was some movement.
When the gate opened, Zhang Feng was startled. A woman like a flower stood in the gate, but Zhang Feng thought, this must be Chang'e's maid or something, how could Chang'e grow up like this, he comforted himself over and over again, The woman saluted him respectfully and invited him in. The woman walked in front and turned around and said to Zhang Feng: "No one has come here for a long time. You are the first in these hundreds of years!"
It's not easy for Zhang Feng to ask sister Chang'e right away!He could only ask: "Why is no one coming here?" The woman simply replied: "Because of me!" He asked again: "Why is no one coming because of you?"
The woman didn't hide it: "You said if you knew that I grew up like this, would you still come here?"
Only now did Zhang Feng realize that this woman was Sister Chang'e, and he didn't know how she became like this, or he was like this in the first place, so why did the folks call her the most beautiful woman in the world?
Zhang Feng didn't understand, and cursed Tianpeng and belittled him in his heart: You dead pig, it's fine if you grow up to be that crooked melon and cracked dates, and your taste is so bad. Fortunately, I really took fairy tales seriously.
Thinking of this, Zhang Feng peeked at Chang'e again, and said to himself, Chang'e's appearance is really not flattering, even a person like Zhang Feng who always feels that he is invulnerable to all poisons can't stand it, really In response to that sentence: He believed in his evil!
Inadvertently touching his body, Zhang Feng suddenly touched a small pill bottle. He suddenly remembered that it was the slimming pill he refined at that time. He didn't remember why he carried it on his body, he only knew , at this moment, this elixir is useful.
(End of this chapter)
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