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Chapter 478 The Cat-Monkey Controversy
Chapter 478 The Cat-Monkey Controversy
Sun Xiaokong didn't know that Zhang Feng had turned into a cat. Now in Sun Xiaokong's eyes, Zhang Feng was just an ordinary cat.
If this is the case, Zhang Feng will play the role to the end. If he exposes his real body now, it will definitely make Sun Xiaokong angry, maybe the other party will throw the mirror.So Zhang Feng pretended to be angry, and yelled a few words angrily.
It's a pity that Zhang Feng's anger doesn't make Sun Xiaokong fearful, because there is a huge disparity between the two of them in shape now.
Sun Xiaokong was cast by the land fairy and turned into a human boy with a height of 1.2 meters. Combined with his agility as a little monkey, it is very powerful in a certain sense.
As for Zhang Feng, the length of the tail is less than one meter, and it is weak and weak. It is just an ordinary kitten.
If the two really want to fight, Sun Xiaokong can hang and beat Zhang Feng easily.In this case, no matter how hard Zhang Feng meowed, there was no way to scare Sun Xiaokong. Instead, Sun Xiaokong pulled Zhang Feng's tail with his hands, like a toy. If he pulled hard, Zhang Feng would lose his balance. fell on the bed.
At this time, as if riding a horse, Sun Xiaokong had already rode on Zhang Feng, and with one hand still pinching Zhang Feng's neck, he asked forcefully, "You nasty kitten, don't you come from a real relationship? Why are you cheating?" ?”
"Meow..." Zhang Feng cried out helplessly. After all, he is a cat now. If he speaks human language, Sun Xiaokong will definitely see through his real body.Another key point is that Zhang Feng has no way to defeat Sun Xiaokong, he can only be reduced to the opponent's toy and let the opponent bully him.
In the end, Sun Xiaokong was really bullied. Seeing that Zhang Feng was silent, he stretched out his hand to pluck Zhang Feng's hair.
The strength when plucking the hair was so ruthless, Sun Xiaokong crossed his hands continuously, pulling Zhang Feng's white cat hair off like pulling a carrot, causing Zhang Feng to scream in misery.
"Meow meow meow……"
The sound of pain echoed in the room, Sun Xiaokong was simply abusing small animals.
A man bleeds but doesn't shed tears. If he doesn't resist at this time, won't his dignity be lost?Zhang Feng gritted his teeth, and began to play with the cat's sharpest weapon, claws!
Raising the cat's claws, Zhang Feng's claws went up to grab Sun Xiaokong's arm, but Sun Xiaokong was very flexible, seeing that Zhang Feng's claws attacked and dodged immediately.With a jump in the air, Sun Xiaokong actually dodged Zhang Feng's attack, and then he fell heavily from mid-air, hitting Zhang Feng's back again.
"Meow..." Zhang Feng fell so that the back of the cat bone was broken. There was a feeling that his soul was floating away and his body was not his own.
Knowing this earlier, Zhang Feng would not let Hua Caiyi turn herself into a kitten, but into a big tiger.If he turns into a big tiger, let's see if Sun Xiaokong can still be so proud now.
It's just that there is no way to go on like this, if you are bullied by Sun Xiaokong all the time, you will definitely be tortured to death.Fortunately, Zhang Feng saw a glimmer of hope at this time, and that was the true mirror.
Gritting his teeth, Zhang Feng planned to fight, put his claws against the mirror, and with a sudden touch, he slapped the mirror to the ground.
Zhenzhen mirror slipped off the bed, and if she fell to the ground, she would definitely be smashed to pieces.
Zhang Feng is taking a risk. He is betting that if Sun Xiaokong sees the Zhenzhen Mirror falling to the ground, he will definitely come forward to save him.After all, Zhenxinjing is of great significance to Sun Xiaokong, without Zhenxinjing, he can't threaten Zhang Feng. Now that he doesn't know that Zhang Feng is a kitten, he will definitely save Zhenxinjing.
As it turned out, Sun Xiaokong saw Zhang Feng knocking down the mirror, his expression changed drastically, and he jumped to the ground in fright.
When the true mirror was about to fall to the ground, Sun Xiaokong caught the true mirror with his hands, then turned around, and fell heavily on the ground with his back, but Sun Xiaokong succeeded in saving the true mirror.
Fortunately, Sun Xiaokong rescued Zhenzhenjing. If he didn't rescue him, Zhang Feng would probably be the saddest.But at this moment, Zhang Feng found an excellent opportunity. Taking advantage of the gap between Sun Xiaokong catching the true mirror, Zhang Feng acted quickly. The true mirror in Sun Xiaokong's hand was taken away.
Zhang Feng held the handle of the real mirror in his mouth, and managed to grab the real mirror with the strength of drinking milk. After that, he ran towards the door of the room quickly, intending to leave here.
Sun Xiaokong shouted: "Dead cat, stop for me."
In the room, a chasing battle immediately took place, Sun Xiaokong chased Zhang Feng from behind, he ran on the ground in the appearance of a human boy, and ran with his arms and legs like a monkey.
As a cat, Zhang Feng has an absolute advantage in speed. The key is that he found that he couldn't leave this room.
The window leading to the outside of the room was closed at some point, probably because Sun Xiaokong was afraid that Zhang Feng would slip away, so he closed the window specially.Now there is no way out, Zhang Feng can only circle around in the room, and Sun Xiaokong seems to have exhausted his strength, chasing Zhang Feng all the time.
Now Zhang Feng was blocked at the door of the room, with a real mirror in his mouth, panting, he was forced to a dead end.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Zhang Feng and showed a sinister smile: "Little kitty, you can't get away, and you dare to steal the mirror of the great sage, you don't want to live, right? See if I don't turn you into a cat No soup."
As soon as the voice fell, Sun Xiaokong had already pounced on him, his appearance was very terrifying, his eyes were piercing and fierce.
Zhang Feng wanted to run, but he couldn't run away at all. Behind him was the closed door, and the space on the left and right sides was too small to run out. Seeing that Sun Xiaokong was about to rush over, Zhang Feng could only close his eyes and pray secretly in his heart that a miracle would come. occur.
At this moment, white smoke suddenly rose from Zhang Feng's body, and with a "boom", the white mist filled the whole room. Zhang Feng changed from a cat to his original appearance, and he turned back to a human being.
But Sun Xiaokong had already rushed over at this time, but it was a pity that he bumped into Zhang Feng's chest impartially. When he looked back, he found that the original cat had turned into Zhang Feng. His facial features were distorted in fright, and it was very horrifying. .
"Little brother Yeyue, how could it be you!"
"It's me." Zhang Feng smiled, but now the feng shui has changed, just now he was a cat and could only be chased by Sun Xiaokong, but now he is a human being, Zhang Feng is not afraid of Sun Xiaokong anymore.
When Sun Xiaokong fell into his arms, Zhang Feng grabbed Sun Xiaokong's arm with his hands, then raised his fist and slapped him directly on the head.
Sun Xiaokong held the mirror of truth in his hand before, and Zhang Feng couldn’t get rid of him if he wanted to. .
Now it was time for the education class, Zhang Feng cleaned up Sun Xiaokong in the room, there was a crackling sound from the room, things were messy, Sun Xiaokong's nose was bruised and his face was swollen and swollen.
Now that the packing is done, you can see that Sun Xiaokong's clothes are torn, the corners of his mouth are red, and there is not a piece of intact skin on his body.
"Do you still dare to do this in the future, little monkey!" Zhang Feng asked.
"Don't dare, Master Yeyue... I promise not to commit any crimes in the future."
"I think I have to send you to Huaguo Mountain as soon as possible, otherwise I will cause trouble for me all day!" Zhang Feng scolded coldly, and then left the room with the mirror of truth.Finally, Zhang Feng successfully rescued Zhenzhen Mirror.
After leaving the room, she found Hua Caiyi standing outside the corridor, with a graceful figure, standing against the bamboo, she showed a worried look, and when she saw Hua Caiyi came out, she asked Zhang Feng if he had taken back the true mirror.
In addition, Huacaiyi also asked: "Just now I heard a lot of voices coming from Xiaokong's room, what happened to you inside?"
"There's nothing wrong, haha, don't worry, I've brought back the mirrors, and Xiao Kong has taught me a lesson, everything is safe." Speaking of which, Zhang Feng would have to thank Hua Caiyi, if it wasn't for Hua Caiyi's magic trick , Zhang Feng also had no way to get back the true mirror.
And when Zhang Feng was in danger just now, Zhang Feng changed from a cat back to a human because of the spell time limit.Hua Caiyi's illusion can only last for 5 minutes. After Zhang Feng snatched the true mirror back, he immediately changed back to human form, and it was because of this that he was able to drive Sun Xiaokong back.Although there is an element of luck in this process, but more, Zhang Feng still wants to thank Hua Caiyi.
Now Zhang Feng said: "Hua Caiyi, is there anything you want, as a thank you just now, how about I buy something for you."
"shopping?"
"Yeah, such as clothes, bags, lipstick, etc." Zhang Feng thinks that women like these things the most. For example, his three lovers must buy these things every time they go shopping.Even though the wardrobe at home is full of clothes and the dressing table is full of lipstick and cosmetics, they still feel that it is not enough.
Women are like a bottomless pit that can never be filled with the kind of items that can dress themselves up.
Somewhat unexpectedly, Hua Caiyi is not interested in these things at all: "I don't need those things... If you really want to thank me, why don't you take me out for dinner."
"Take you out for dinner."
"Yeah, I saw this on TV, it seems delicious." Hua Caiyi took out her mobile phone while she was talking, and she used her mobile phone to shoot a short video on TV, which was an advertisement, The ad shows a young woman dancing and eating a hamburger.
It turned out that Hua Caiyi wanted to eat hamburgers. Hamburgers are the most popular fast food in the modern world. Although they are called food waste, to some extent they are indeed delicious and can provide convenience for human life.
Seeing that Hua Caiyi wanted to eat, Zhang Feng agreed to take her to eat hamburgers.
In the next few days, Zhang Feng was thinking about how to find all three wives in the apartment of Linyue Community, and also to find Xia Kelan.
(End of this chapter)
Sun Xiaokong didn't know that Zhang Feng had turned into a cat. Now in Sun Xiaokong's eyes, Zhang Feng was just an ordinary cat.
If this is the case, Zhang Feng will play the role to the end. If he exposes his real body now, it will definitely make Sun Xiaokong angry, maybe the other party will throw the mirror.So Zhang Feng pretended to be angry, and yelled a few words angrily.
It's a pity that Zhang Feng's anger doesn't make Sun Xiaokong fearful, because there is a huge disparity between the two of them in shape now.
Sun Xiaokong was cast by the land fairy and turned into a human boy with a height of 1.2 meters. Combined with his agility as a little monkey, it is very powerful in a certain sense.
As for Zhang Feng, the length of the tail is less than one meter, and it is weak and weak. It is just an ordinary kitten.
If the two really want to fight, Sun Xiaokong can hang and beat Zhang Feng easily.In this case, no matter how hard Zhang Feng meowed, there was no way to scare Sun Xiaokong. Instead, Sun Xiaokong pulled Zhang Feng's tail with his hands, like a toy. If he pulled hard, Zhang Feng would lose his balance. fell on the bed.
At this time, as if riding a horse, Sun Xiaokong had already rode on Zhang Feng, and with one hand still pinching Zhang Feng's neck, he asked forcefully, "You nasty kitten, don't you come from a real relationship? Why are you cheating?" ?”
"Meow..." Zhang Feng cried out helplessly. After all, he is a cat now. If he speaks human language, Sun Xiaokong will definitely see through his real body.Another key point is that Zhang Feng has no way to defeat Sun Xiaokong, he can only be reduced to the opponent's toy and let the opponent bully him.
In the end, Sun Xiaokong was really bullied. Seeing that Zhang Feng was silent, he stretched out his hand to pluck Zhang Feng's hair.
The strength when plucking the hair was so ruthless, Sun Xiaokong crossed his hands continuously, pulling Zhang Feng's white cat hair off like pulling a carrot, causing Zhang Feng to scream in misery.
"Meow meow meow……"
The sound of pain echoed in the room, Sun Xiaokong was simply abusing small animals.
A man bleeds but doesn't shed tears. If he doesn't resist at this time, won't his dignity be lost?Zhang Feng gritted his teeth, and began to play with the cat's sharpest weapon, claws!
Raising the cat's claws, Zhang Feng's claws went up to grab Sun Xiaokong's arm, but Sun Xiaokong was very flexible, seeing that Zhang Feng's claws attacked and dodged immediately.With a jump in the air, Sun Xiaokong actually dodged Zhang Feng's attack, and then he fell heavily from mid-air, hitting Zhang Feng's back again.
"Meow..." Zhang Feng fell so that the back of the cat bone was broken. There was a feeling that his soul was floating away and his body was not his own.
Knowing this earlier, Zhang Feng would not let Hua Caiyi turn herself into a kitten, but into a big tiger.If he turns into a big tiger, let's see if Sun Xiaokong can still be so proud now.
It's just that there is no way to go on like this, if you are bullied by Sun Xiaokong all the time, you will definitely be tortured to death.Fortunately, Zhang Feng saw a glimmer of hope at this time, and that was the true mirror.
Gritting his teeth, Zhang Feng planned to fight, put his claws against the mirror, and with a sudden touch, he slapped the mirror to the ground.
Zhenzhen mirror slipped off the bed, and if she fell to the ground, she would definitely be smashed to pieces.
Zhang Feng is taking a risk. He is betting that if Sun Xiaokong sees the Zhenzhen Mirror falling to the ground, he will definitely come forward to save him.After all, Zhenxinjing is of great significance to Sun Xiaokong, without Zhenxinjing, he can't threaten Zhang Feng. Now that he doesn't know that Zhang Feng is a kitten, he will definitely save Zhenxinjing.
As it turned out, Sun Xiaokong saw Zhang Feng knocking down the mirror, his expression changed drastically, and he jumped to the ground in fright.
When the true mirror was about to fall to the ground, Sun Xiaokong caught the true mirror with his hands, then turned around, and fell heavily on the ground with his back, but Sun Xiaokong succeeded in saving the true mirror.
Fortunately, Sun Xiaokong rescued Zhenzhenjing. If he didn't rescue him, Zhang Feng would probably be the saddest.But at this moment, Zhang Feng found an excellent opportunity. Taking advantage of the gap between Sun Xiaokong catching the true mirror, Zhang Feng acted quickly. The true mirror in Sun Xiaokong's hand was taken away.
Zhang Feng held the handle of the real mirror in his mouth, and managed to grab the real mirror with the strength of drinking milk. After that, he ran towards the door of the room quickly, intending to leave here.
Sun Xiaokong shouted: "Dead cat, stop for me."
In the room, a chasing battle immediately took place, Sun Xiaokong chased Zhang Feng from behind, he ran on the ground in the appearance of a human boy, and ran with his arms and legs like a monkey.
As a cat, Zhang Feng has an absolute advantage in speed. The key is that he found that he couldn't leave this room.
The window leading to the outside of the room was closed at some point, probably because Sun Xiaokong was afraid that Zhang Feng would slip away, so he closed the window specially.Now there is no way out, Zhang Feng can only circle around in the room, and Sun Xiaokong seems to have exhausted his strength, chasing Zhang Feng all the time.
Now Zhang Feng was blocked at the door of the room, with a real mirror in his mouth, panting, he was forced to a dead end.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Zhang Feng and showed a sinister smile: "Little kitty, you can't get away, and you dare to steal the mirror of the great sage, you don't want to live, right? See if I don't turn you into a cat No soup."
As soon as the voice fell, Sun Xiaokong had already pounced on him, his appearance was very terrifying, his eyes were piercing and fierce.
Zhang Feng wanted to run, but he couldn't run away at all. Behind him was the closed door, and the space on the left and right sides was too small to run out. Seeing that Sun Xiaokong was about to rush over, Zhang Feng could only close his eyes and pray secretly in his heart that a miracle would come. occur.
At this moment, white smoke suddenly rose from Zhang Feng's body, and with a "boom", the white mist filled the whole room. Zhang Feng changed from a cat to his original appearance, and he turned back to a human being.
But Sun Xiaokong had already rushed over at this time, but it was a pity that he bumped into Zhang Feng's chest impartially. When he looked back, he found that the original cat had turned into Zhang Feng. His facial features were distorted in fright, and it was very horrifying. .
"Little brother Yeyue, how could it be you!"
"It's me." Zhang Feng smiled, but now the feng shui has changed, just now he was a cat and could only be chased by Sun Xiaokong, but now he is a human being, Zhang Feng is not afraid of Sun Xiaokong anymore.
When Sun Xiaokong fell into his arms, Zhang Feng grabbed Sun Xiaokong's arm with his hands, then raised his fist and slapped him directly on the head.
Sun Xiaokong held the mirror of truth in his hand before, and Zhang Feng couldn’t get rid of him if he wanted to. .
Now it was time for the education class, Zhang Feng cleaned up Sun Xiaokong in the room, there was a crackling sound from the room, things were messy, Sun Xiaokong's nose was bruised and his face was swollen and swollen.
Now that the packing is done, you can see that Sun Xiaokong's clothes are torn, the corners of his mouth are red, and there is not a piece of intact skin on his body.
"Do you still dare to do this in the future, little monkey!" Zhang Feng asked.
"Don't dare, Master Yeyue... I promise not to commit any crimes in the future."
"I think I have to send you to Huaguo Mountain as soon as possible, otherwise I will cause trouble for me all day!" Zhang Feng scolded coldly, and then left the room with the mirror of truth.Finally, Zhang Feng successfully rescued Zhenzhen Mirror.
After leaving the room, she found Hua Caiyi standing outside the corridor, with a graceful figure, standing against the bamboo, she showed a worried look, and when she saw Hua Caiyi came out, she asked Zhang Feng if he had taken back the true mirror.
In addition, Huacaiyi also asked: "Just now I heard a lot of voices coming from Xiaokong's room, what happened to you inside?"
"There's nothing wrong, haha, don't worry, I've brought back the mirrors, and Xiao Kong has taught me a lesson, everything is safe." Speaking of which, Zhang Feng would have to thank Hua Caiyi, if it wasn't for Hua Caiyi's magic trick , Zhang Feng also had no way to get back the true mirror.
And when Zhang Feng was in danger just now, Zhang Feng changed from a cat back to a human because of the spell time limit.Hua Caiyi's illusion can only last for 5 minutes. After Zhang Feng snatched the true mirror back, he immediately changed back to human form, and it was because of this that he was able to drive Sun Xiaokong back.Although there is an element of luck in this process, but more, Zhang Feng still wants to thank Hua Caiyi.
Now Zhang Feng said: "Hua Caiyi, is there anything you want, as a thank you just now, how about I buy something for you."
"shopping?"
"Yeah, such as clothes, bags, lipstick, etc." Zhang Feng thinks that women like these things the most. For example, his three lovers must buy these things every time they go shopping.Even though the wardrobe at home is full of clothes and the dressing table is full of lipstick and cosmetics, they still feel that it is not enough.
Women are like a bottomless pit that can never be filled with the kind of items that can dress themselves up.
Somewhat unexpectedly, Hua Caiyi is not interested in these things at all: "I don't need those things... If you really want to thank me, why don't you take me out for dinner."
"Take you out for dinner."
"Yeah, I saw this on TV, it seems delicious." Hua Caiyi took out her mobile phone while she was talking, and she used her mobile phone to shoot a short video on TV, which was an advertisement, The ad shows a young woman dancing and eating a hamburger.
It turned out that Hua Caiyi wanted to eat hamburgers. Hamburgers are the most popular fast food in the modern world. Although they are called food waste, to some extent they are indeed delicious and can provide convenience for human life.
Seeing that Hua Caiyi wanted to eat, Zhang Feng agreed to take her to eat hamburgers.
In the next few days, Zhang Feng was thinking about how to find all three wives in the apartment of Linyue Community, and also to find Xia Kelan.
(End of this chapter)
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