Allure

Chapter 1 Who Doesn't Know Tianlei

After all, spring is the most beautiful season of the year, and the thriving scene can be seen very clearly on the Xinxin campus. Saying goodbye to the cold spring in Luzhou, a northern city, it seems that even the sun is extraordinarily warm, and the spring breeze blowing on the face brings The warm breath gently caresses the shady trees, the resting lawn, and occasionally the teaching building with the sound of reading books. In the strong academic atmosphere, the winter lawn is returning to life, and the branches that have sprouted green The straight cement road along the school is ostentatiously ostentatious, and the bright yellow and green color is just like the school girls who have changed their winter clothes, so cute and cute.

At the end of this boulevard is the main teaching building of Luzhou University. In front of the building, reflecting the spring scenery, is a sculpture of a thinker. On the base are engraved with eight characters commonly used in normal colleges: Degao is a teacher, It is Fan.

The bell for the end of get out of class rang, just like the sudden noise that scared away the chirping sparrows on the sculpture’s head. With the sound, students poured out from the doors of each building, and the green and monotonous campus suddenly became colorful, The black ones are ink-like long hair flowing; the blue, white and yellow ones are thin gauze scarves flying; the red, green, purple, or pink ones are colorful, and the skirts of various colors are swaying. The chirping sounds are occasionally mixed with silver bell-like laughter and slapstick noises. I don't know if they are discussing the content of the class just now or talking about some secret things in the boudoir.

Huh?Are they all girls! ?
That's right, almost all of them caught the eye. Occasionally, a few boys were overwhelmed by the colorfulness. In fact, the predecessor of Luzhou College was a teacher's college, and the ratio of male to female students was seriously imbalanced.It is said that in this school, the word "picking up girls" is not used much, why?Girls have already taken the initiative to pick up, and it is often boys who are picked up.

Classes are over, and the pace quickens. The dormitories, classrooms, and restaurants have always been the same. The girls' dormitory is close to the dining room, and the girls are faster when they are in a hurry. If you are not fast, you can't do it. The girls know in their hearts that the food in the cafeteria is the same as that of the boys in Luyuan.
Across the two buildings is the boys' dormitory, and the groups of threes and twos who come out of the dormitory one after another are obviously much worse than the hordes of girls, not to mention that some of them don't even go to the cafeteria and go outside the school in groups of three or five. In fact, the boys often talk about the dishes in the school cafeteria in private, and they also use the girls in the school as a metaphor. What do you mean?The quantity is really a lot, and the quality is really choking.

Don't gossip, after class in the morning, I'm really hungry.

No matter how good the restaurants outside are, they can’t hold thousands of people, and no matter how bad the school’s big cafeteria is, there is no shortage of makeshift students. No, the boys from the Department of Biochemistry were a step late when they returned to the dormitory, and they still carried their pots and prepared to go to the cafeteria to make do with it. After lunch, when I came down from the upstairs, I was running fast, but one of the small men stopped the two companions, and the man pointed a few steps away, very happy and very happy. Pointing obscenely, as if seeing a monkey show, the two stopped at the same time, and a tall man with a pointed chin smiled and asked in a low voice: "Is this Brother Tianlei from our school who is rolling with thunder?"

The squinted eyes that I saw earlier nodded with a smile. The three of them matched the name with the real person in a tacit understanding. Stories about vomiting blood after drinking beer are heard from time to time. Many people have seen it with their own eyes.

This is not the scariest thing. It is said that this guy wrote love letters to girls from freshman to senior year. He wrote it for four years in Luyuan, which is full of girls. I posted a photo in front of the building and added "enlightenment from girls", the main meaning is that my brother is depressed and lonely, begging for sex and harassment. Later, there are indeed many harassments, but they are not girls, except for the boys who play pranks. An risqué talk.Because of these things, Brother Tianlei is recognized as the leader of the second-rate youth in Luyuan's new era, and no one has regretted his status for many years. .

The three of them slowly approached each other step by step, and they looked at each other with the same heart, and they probably wanted to tease Brother Tianlei.It is said that Brother Tianlei also has an advantage. He is very popular, no matter he knows him or not, he is happy to strike up a conversation with anyone, and his brain is the same as Metersbonwe, he does not take the usual path, so why not call him "Tianlei"? That means that the thunderous words are astonishing, often deafening.

"Rego... what are you looking at?"

The little man came up from the left, looked at Brother Tianlei, and laughed along with him. That Brother Lei was reading the e-book with great interest, and the other two who were not very familiar with him looked up and took a close look at Brother Lei's appearance. , Immediately came to a conclusion, this buddy squinted, his two cheeks were unusually high, and his eyes were not looking in the same direction, his whole face looked like a pumpkin that had been damaged by hailstones and hadn't grown.The hands are curled up, and there are obvious characteristics of mouse hands. As for the body shape, it looks like a goblet with a drum in the middle, and the belly is very big. come out.

What's even cuter is that when this guy heard someone calling him brother, he cheerfully handed the e-book to the little man and said generously: "I'm reading a book... Let me show you, "Invincible Upgrade in Another World", it's really good." gone."

Well, this buddy is not a bit of a philistine, he is very erotic, and he will give away an e-book worth hundreds of dollars immediately.Such generosity made the little man feel embarrassed, and he refused to laugh with him: "Don't worry, we study chemistry, and we can't understand these kinds of online novels."

"Oh..." That day Lei Ge looked at the little man from the left, murmured, turned his head and looked at the pointed chin and the middle parted head on the right, knowing that it was a boy from the same building, this squinting action really didn't give people a good impression , but only for a moment, the feeling of making others worse came, Tianlei started to let go, watching the three of them suddenly realized that he pointed at the tall man, and solemnly said: "I understand, as expected of the Department of Biochemistry, all of them are tall. It’s normal to not be able to understand something that came out of Resident Evil, not everyone can appreciate it..."

"I... Fuck..." The tall man who was pointed at turned blue, his stomach convulsed, he was looking for fun, but he didn't want to be treated as a joke, but you couldn't let go of your anger when you looked at Tian Lei's idiot. When he came out, seeing that there was going to be a dispute, the little man quickly stepped forward and held his companion for fear of a dispute. I read this book, but I don’t think I’ve heard of it, what are you talking about?”

The little man is purely cute, and teased Brother Tianlei to speak, but he unexpectedly pulled out the G-spot. Hearing this that day, Brother Lei was even happier, and waved his hand like a learned man giving a lecture: "... …All you have heard of are famous books, which are boring, old-fashioned, a mode of upgrading and fighting monsters, purely nonsense.”

"No way, isn't that what you read called invincible upgrades? What's the point of writing without an upgrade system?" The third split guy was unconvinced, especially when he heard the word Xiaobai, he was often criticized on the Internet. It’s an insult to our IQ if you say that you are being sprayed by such an idiot, isn’t it?

"Yes, I think this book is good because of the upgrade...it's a brand new system." Brother Tianlei raised the e-book, not paying attention to other people's feelings at all, and started to literacy for the Department of Biochemistry. Look at these three Puzzled, I heard Brother Tian Lei amplify his voice to introduce: "Do you know how the great and awesome protagonist of this book is upgraded? The key is here."

With such an awe-inspiring question and such rhetoric, the three of them were taken aback and subconsciously shook their heads. Brother Tianlei's aesthetic standards can be understood by ordinary people.

Brother Tianlei happily said: "I don't know, let me tell you... The great and awesome protagonist traveled from the earth to another world, and brought nothing, but a bag of dried sweet potatoes... I got to live a hard life, but in the end, I still live a hard life in another world. You said it was a tragedy... But the twists and turns, when the protagonist was on the verge of despair, he ate a piece of dried sweet potato...Suddenly, a sudden change occurred..."

Brother Tianlei was excited, stopped, and raised his hands, as if to set off this great and awesome turning point, the three were so frightened that they stopped immediately, and they heard that Brother Tianlei also had a turnaround, and said with joy : "Eating sweet potatoes into the stomach, the protagonist felt a warm qi spread into the limbs and bones, the whole body was full of strength, the wound was healed, the body was energetic, and the spirit was lifted... When I was happy, I stood up, wow, He has also become more handsome... When he is happy, he moves, wow, he flies several feet high... Wow, it turns out that you can upgrade by relying on dried sweet potatoes, all the way up to the sky-defying fate... Wow..."

After several wows in a row, Brother Tian Lei accompanied his dancing movements, speaking in a dignified and serious manner, his voice was as loud as a bell, and he was very serious. It can be seen that the sense of substitution is too strong, and the performance is too devoted, which inadvertently attracted passers-by to stop and watch. Quite a few of them knew Brother Tianlei, and they didn’t have time to eat, so they all stopped to watch the joke with a smile on their faces. Every day, Brother Lei made a gesture of impulsive wow, and the three observers subconsciously leaned back, afraid Splashed by saliva, Brother Tianlei finished his brief introduction, let out a sigh of relief, and smiled: "Take it!? The great and awesome protagonist bid farewell to his hard life with dried sweet potatoes. See you in another world." Kill the male, and fuck the female when you see it... Damn, it's so cool, it's invincible."

After talking like this, the audience, including the three who struck up a conversation, roared with laughter. That day, Lei Ge also laughed, laughing so heartily that the flesh on his cheeks and fat belly trembled.This is the meeting, everyone understands that Brother Ganqingtianlei has a tendency to upgrade from a small idiot to an idiot.

The more the thunder and the whiter, the more and more onlookers there are, they all hold the idea of ​​watching a joke. The three of the biochemistry department are the closest and laugh the most. Before they can digest the fun, they unexpectedly turn around again. Brother Tianlei probably felt that no one read such a good book, it was a bit of a secret vote, pointed at the three of them, and taught like a student: "You haven't read such an awesome book, no wonder If you can’t prosper online, you simply don’t know how to appreciate it. How can you grow if you don’t know how to appreciate it? If you don’t grow up, you’ll always be as miserable as you are now.”

There was another burst of laughter, and now the target of the smile was the three men from the Department of Biochemistry who struck up a conversation. Everyone who listens is an idiot.Seeing that the boys in the same building covered their mouths and looked at them laughing, this guy couldn't hold back anymore, he quickly pulled his companion and said, "Let's go..."

It seems that the thunder is rolling in the sky, and the rumors that you will be knocked down by the thunder are true. The three of you want to leave. That day, Lei Ge graciously invited: "Don't go, I haven't finished talking yet, and I will tell you about the rest. ...How about going to have dinner together, what are your names? My name is Lei Dapeng, if you have something to do, come and play with me in dormitory 222."

Those three did not dare to talk to each other, and complained as they walked towards the tall man, but the little biochemical boy smiled and said, "It's okay, everyone knows that he is the leader of our school's second-best youth... Live in dormitory 222 on the second floor, ranked second in the dormitory... You can't find anyone who is better than him in the whole school, dare you say that you can read the dried sweet potato upgrade text?"

The one who is interested in internet literature is also happy, but the tall one shook his head and said: "Come on, don't provoke him, even if you talk to him, you can't tell who is better."

A small episode ended, the three boys from the Department of Biochemistry disappeared, and Lei Dapeng, who was walking slowly behind, really didn't seem to provoke many people, even if they knew each other in the same building, they could at most smile And pass.If you look at his idiot who squints at others, he hides from a distance.For Lei Dapeng himself, he is used to being the focus of everyone's attention and the center of attention. He will take the initiative to say hello to anyone who does not say hello to him. Something is wrong.

Yes, something was wrong, Lei Ge saw that his hands were empty, scratched his head and thought for a long time, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, he slapped his forehead, he was smart, remembered, and patronized to appreciate the great and awesome upgrade without bringing a rice bowl.

So, Brother Tianlei turned his head and came back to the dormitory...

(End of this chapter)