Allure

Chapter 13 The New School

When Si Muxian threw up the quilt that Shan Yong had kicked off for the third time, Boss Shan finally woke up. The first thing he saw was that the sun was already scorching high, and the first thing he felt was that it was getting late. There was a lot of noise downstairs, and the voice of Xixi was endless, and the first sentence was to ask the younger brother in the lower berth: "What class do you have in the morning?"

"Hehe, it's already past noon, and there's class in the morning, can you still make it?" Si Muxian, who was in the lower berth, smiled, turned his head to the side, saw Shan Yong, groaned, slapped his forehead, and threw his head up again. Fall on the pillow.

I was really tired. After fishing for a day and a night, last night Simuxian went back to school first. Shan Yong and Lei Dapeng, as usual, went to several game hotels to process the harvest of the reservoir. Said that he drank some beer near the square again, but when he came back, it was already midnight. It would be strange if he could wake up normally, Si Muxian put down the book in his hand and said comfortingly: "It's okay, I will roll the roll for you and the class today." Peng yelled, but didn't reveal his secrets."

Shan Yong on the upper bunk laughed, not to mention that being good at both character and learning is useless, at least the roll call in class, the younger brother is very useful, how many times he and Lei Dapeng have covered for him and Lei Dapeng in the past four years, no one can count, brother The relationship between the few is getting stronger and stronger. Shan Yong on the upper bunk was lazy for a while, put on his clothes, kicked on his pants, jumped down from the upper bunk, pulled the bag, and clasped his fists as a joke. He said authentically: "My dear brother, Dapeng and I have to thank you very much. We can graduate, thanks to you, haha... here."

Say yes, and handed out a few banknotes, 51 hundred, all crumpled, Si Muxian's heart skipped a beat, he didn't take it, knowing that it was the income from selling fish and bastards, except for three people who ate it, except for Lei Dapeng who went home I took it, but I can't sell it for much money. Knowing that my family is not good, every time the boss will not forget to take care of himself, but every time it makes him feel a little ashamed, he gets up and refuses: "Boss, forget it this time." , you and Dapeng have helped me a lot, I can't rely on you all the time."

"Come on. It's sour again." Shan Yong said, stuffing it into Si Muxian's pocket, and taught him like a brother: "You are not as good as Dapeng in this regard, he never dislikes his own food." Too much, too much... I took all the work we did together, and that would be even more outrageous. Take it, it’s what you earned from your hard work. Huh? Why does this guy get up earlier than me.”

Pointing to Lei Dapeng's bunk, there was no one there, Shan Yong was surprised, and changed the subject, but Si Muxian couldn't refuse, and said: "I don't know, I just came back, he I ran out in a hurry without saying much... Boss, since you took care of me in school, I don't know how to repay you in the future."

"It's simple, go for a sex reassignment operation, and marry me... Haha, with a good helper like you, I'm much more relieved." Shan Yong made a joke, which made Si Muxian feel embarrassed.While talking, Shan Yong carelessly took the washbasin and went straight to the water room. It seemed that he didn't take it seriously at all.

Some people are born with such a leadership temperament. In Si Muxian's view, the boss Shan Yong belongs to the type that people will admire when getting along with him. He handles big and small things very righteously.When he sat down again, he touched his chest and it was warm. In the eyes of others, Shan Yong and Lei Dapeng were a bit different, but after being with him for a long time, he was deeply touched. The reason why they were different was because they were too real. reason.And truth is precisely what is most lacking around us right now.

Just thinking wildly, Shan Yong wiped his face after washing his face, closed the door and said excitedly: "Hey, Mu Xian, it is said that the strike is still going on, Smelly Feet and Old Bao are doing a good job, you have to make such a fuss God, the cafeteria still has to improve the food, I want to punish them for a long time, the grandsons in the logistics, patronizing their own fishing, and trying to squeeze oil and water from our poor students, what is it?"

The boss has always kept his eyes on the sand, but in fact he doesn't eat on the stove and prefers to meddle in this business.As soon as he talked about this, Si Muxian persuaded Shan Yong to be careful, saying that everyone had discussed this matter in private during class in the morning, and that cadres at all levels of the student union, including party members and active members of the party among the students, all moved Wake up, work in different departments and classes so that everyone should not make a fuss. Although there are not many people dining at noon today, it has changed after all. The purpose of the persuasion is to let the department or the student office know that he has also participated, and he will not be left behind. it is good.

Shan Yong put on a towel and said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of, that is, if you two are here, if they dare to come to investigate me in the dormitory, they will press and beat them first. Why should they investigate? Is there any evidence? It is an invasion of personal privacy."

As soon as he dismissed it, it was fulfilled. With a bang, the door of the dormitory was kicked open. Si Muxian and Shan Yong were startled. When they turned their heads, they were both stunned. Lei Dapeng stared at Shan Yong as if he had been wronged. , glared at Simuxian again, then ignored no one, went to the bed by himself, and threw himself on the bed with a thud.In this way, she is more wronged than a motherless girl.

"Yo yo... What's the matter, this is, who bullied Dapeng?" Shan Yong asked with a smile as he closed the door.

"What's the matter, Brother Lei, I've never seen you so depressed before." Si Muxian also asked with concern, with Lei Dapeng's heartless temper, few things could make him so unhappy.

As for Lei Dapeng, he has never been able to hold two or two things in his stomach. If he has any grievances, he will be suffocated to death if he does not speak out. No, when others asked, he sat up again, staring at Shan Yong and Simuxian and said: "You two hurt me."

"Ah!? Where did you start? We won't hurt you even if we hurt you. We don't have a sense of superiority in IQ." Shan Yong laughed, and Si Muxian was also happy.When the two had fun, Lei Dapeng became even more unhappy, patting his thigh and yelling: "He said he didn't hurt me, what did the two of them do, I ate it up... From last night to this morning, I ran away. Seven visits to the hut, and the diarrhea stopped after eating six pills. I didn’t sleep well.”

"You can't, we eat in one pot, and you have diarrhea?" Shan Yong became concerned and asked in disbelief, Si Muxian asked suspiciously: "Did you eat too much?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I didn't eat so much that time, and just because you didn't have diarrhea in the same pot, why should I have diarrhea? This is the evidence that you have harmed me." Thinking clearly, it is really irrefutable. Si Muxian thought for a while, but couldn't think of a way to persuade Lei Ge. Looking at Shan Yong, Shan Yong stared at the unhappy Lei Dapeng and burst into tears. One sentence: "Did you steal the bait when fishing yesterday. I said why didn't you catch a big apple fish."

"No, absolutely not." Lei Dapeng was startled, shook his head, his eyes rolled wildly.

As soon as Shan Yong had this expression, he knew he had guessed right, and said with a smile: "Oh, Dapeng, I blame me for this, I forgot to remind you that the bait and the nest materials are filled with medicine, the medicine is called rhubarb, it can Increase the fragrance of the bait, and it can speed up the digestion and excretion function, the fish will come off the hook, and will come to bite... That fish is so stupid, you can eat whatever you catch, Dapeng, you are so smart, you will definitely not eat the bait of the fish, but I don’t know why you got your stomach, think about it for yourself.”

Before he finished speaking, Si Muxian was already laughing, and Lei Dapeng was exposed, gnashing his teeth, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, pointing at Shan Yong to reprimand him, but unable to hold back the words, he was so angry On the pillow, he said angrily: "Didn't you say it earlier, I fell on Lao Tzu's body for the fish, and killed me. Life is hard, and you are careless in making friends. Brother's chrysanthemum is burning hot now. It's like it exploded."

Complaints abounded, the misery was unspeakable, and Shan Yong and Si Muxian were laughed over. Shan Yong stopped irritating Dapeng, and went through the medicine box on the upper bunk, and found a box of gentamicin injection, which was always on hand. Knocking on the glass seal, let Lei Dapeng drink two, saying that it contains a large amount of units, and the effect is quick. two.

Unexpectedly, as if it was an eventful day today, the glottis was knocked open again. Lei Dapeng was so frightened that his mouth was almost scratched by the glass stubble.
"Who, didn't you look unhappy at Grandpa?"

"What's the matter?" A thin man in sportswear standing at the door with a traitorous hair comb asked in a daze.Another big, strong and tall man squeezed in and asked with a smile, "Who messed with Lei Ge? I don't want to mess around anymore...Tell me, brothers, vent your anger on you."

"Go, it's annoying." Lei Dapeng waved his hand, curled up under the bed.The ones who came in were Bao Tiegang and Zhao Xiangyang, one level lower, from the Department of Physical Education. They had a fight because they played football, but they didn't know each other if they didn't fight. The two of them were the instigators of quitting the stove, and Si Muxian thought nothing good would happen.Especially this guy named Smelly Feet, who has a bad stomach, because he doesn't like the culture class of a counselor, he specially collects all the unwashed sports shoes of the boys in the physical education department into the classroom, and frightens the counselor away with a stinky smell up.

Really guessed right, the two entered the door, the thieves closed the door, Bao Tiegang whispered: "Brother Dan, you have to give an idea, the momentum is not strong enough."

"Brother Egg, it's still far from being big enough. We can't hold it any longer. The school is cold-handed. Some people have already gone to the stove today. After three or two days, this will be nothing." Smelly foot Zhao Xiangyang also fanned catch the wind.

Upon hearing the disturbance, Lei Dapeng, who was lying down, rolled his eyes, pricked up his ears, and became excited.

But Shan Yong was suspicious and said: "Didn't you ask you to find Song Siying? Why, didn't you publicize it? That girl is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. She can't show her eyes and let you find trouble?"

"I looked for it, but I didn't catch the tune. When the reporter came, that person left early. As a result, the school took the reporter to have a meal, and even the reporter didn't come. Song Siying said that the school was engaged in public relations, and the report could not be published. gone."

Lao Bao said with a bitter face, he didn't expect that in this harmonious society, it would be really difficult to make trouble.

Shan Yong pointed his fingers, and finally said in annoyance: "I know that you are not successful enough, and you are not good enough... and the Internet, how about speculation? When the speculation reaches a certain level, it will naturally blow out. I am not afraid that everyone will not be angry about this matter." Resonance. At the critical moment, the news will be revealed again.”

"It's fried, it can't be fried." Zhao Xiangyang with stinky feet rolled his eyes and said, this big man has distinctive feet, and the rest is not much better than Lei Dapeng. Brother Dan, you don’t know yet. They all sweep the snow in front of their own houses. Who cares if other people’s tiles are covered with frost? The post we posted had no click rate, and it couldn’t be uploaded. It didn’t take long for it to sink. The top sticks to the top and my hands are sore, but I still can't push it to the front..."

"Two mice won't work if it's broken." Lao Bao raised his two fingers and said awe-inspiringly.

As far as this level of organization is concerned, Si Muxian couldn't help but giggle. Shan Yong thought for a moment and asked Si Muxian to turn on the computer. In this dormitory, only Lei Dapeng has a laptop with game configuration and fast speed. Laobao clicked on the webpage, in Luzhou Bar and Luyuan Bar, as well as the city portal website, there were only a few faintly visible posts, and it really sank to the point of inconspicuousness, the effect is naturally a few blocks away .

Shan Yong clicked on a post titled "Stove Strike Incident in Luzhou University, thousands of people besiege and attack the cafeteria". Shan Yong shook his head, very dissatisfied, and turned the page to find a post titled "Support for Strike Stove" Ten thousand people signing activity" post, clicked the mouse, and wrote a comment: "No, the idea is wrong. This thing is not eye-catching at all, and I am not even interested in watching it."

"We have spent a lot of time on it. The call-to-action is written with both emotion and emotion, and everyone who read it agrees." Lao Bao said puzzledly.Flipping through the webpage, text, and photos really took a lot of brain cells, and the stinky feet also helped: "Brother Dan, don't you say there is a gimmick? Isn't this quite a gimmick?"

"The content is gimmick, but the title is not gimmick. It is not enough to attract people. You will know the result at a glance. Who still reads it? How can it resonate if you don't read it... How many times have I told you that big people care about national affairs, The little people care about dirty little things, and you are 'stop the stove' and 'siege. Attack', this word is so scary, just skip it at a glance. I don't even have the heart to read the call for crusade against the canteen, how can I support it?"

Shan Yong taught, the two buddies from the physical education department were dumbfounded, and spread their hands together: "Brother, tell me, what should we do?"

"Do this job...you have to ask for advice..." Shan Yong said mysteriously, when he turned his head, Lei Dapeng sat up early, with piercing eyes, Shan Yong smiled and pointed: "Brother Tian Lei , this is an unusual thing, so you have to find people with unusual thinking."

Laobao and Smellyfoot pursed their mouths and stared at each other. They both knew that Lei Dapeng was notoriously incapable of thinking. He often rolled the dice to choose ABCD in exams. It doesn't make sense.Sure enough, Lei Dapeng felt a little guilty when he met the eager eyes of Lao Bao and Smelly Feet, and murmured to Shan Yong: "Brother Dan, this, how can I fix this? I haven't done it... this, indeed. It's difficult."

"You are thinking like this, Dapeng, I remember that you once downloaded a movie titled 'Seven Men and a Woman' in a hurry, but you downloaded it and opened it to see what it was?" Shan Yong asked with a smile.

Lei Dapeng kept his eyes fixed, and blurted out: "Vajra Gourd Baby."

"What about the war between humans and beasts?" Shan Yong asked again.

"Where is the trouble in the sea?" Lei Dapeng blurted out again, faster than he could answer.

Haha...Si Muxian, Laobao, and Smellyfoot laughed. Knowing Lei Dapeng's embarrassing incident, they wanted to download a heavy-duty movie, but they downloaded a cartoon, and they were tricked by the title party.Speaking of this, Lei Dapeng didn't laugh. Looking at Shan Yong, he knew that there was a deep meaning in Brother Dan's words, and he was ready to come out, so he listened to Shan Yong's criticism: "For example, in this photo, don't use 'noisy', 'Siege' and other sensitive words, seeing so many girls in the picture, how about changing it directly to...'group indecent photos of sexy female college students'? One sentence arouses everyone's desire to hide in the dark. "

When Shan Yong said it, everyone was stunned, how could it be changed like this?However, it was Lei Dapeng who had the highest comprehension. He slapped his face, got off the bed excitedly, and said with bright eyes: "I see... I see... once the title is changed, all the idiots will come, change the title like this ...The unscrupulous person secretly photographed the unsightly scene from the top floor of Luzhou University, brackets, there are pictures and the truth."

Everyone glanced at the photo of the cafeteria. The title was changed in this way, which was in line with the intent of the picture and also attracted people's imagination. Si Muxian was stunned when he heard it. He had never discovered that Lei Dapeng had such writing skills.

Everyone was stunned, Lei Dapeng's words were not astonishing, and he just made overall plans:

"The title is changed like this... The cleaning mother of the female dormitory building was shocked when she saw this scene, ellipses and brackets, picture."

"This is changed in this way. The director of Luyuan's logistics management has unspoken rules for several girls. The *** was exposed, and a photo was taken."

"This... the girls of Luyuan College were besieged by many men in the school, and the school leaders failed to deal with it on the spot. The picture..."

"Changed this to, a girl from Lu Yuan commits suicide, and thousands of people watch it... You can't write about jumping off a building. Everyone will know that jumping off a building is fake, and it can't be reported at all."

Saliva splashed, Lei Dapeng's witty remarks such as leak detection, Wen Sisai's diabetes insipidus, gave several choices in a row, and after taking a breath, he stopped, looking back at the two sports buddies and Si Muxian, they were all dizzy by the thunder, Lei was dumbfounded .

After a long while, Lao Bao asked tremblingly, "Is this possible? Why does it sound like a small website?"

Smelly Feet was also a little guilty, and asked with an unnatural expression on his face: "That's right, why do I feel like it's turned sour?"

"Why can't it work? It's not a toss around. It's boring if it's not lively. If it's not lively, whoever looks interesting. If it's not interesting, what's the fun in playing?" Lei Dapeng stared and said, not allowing his thoughts to be doubted, Shan Yong Added a sentence: "You have to try it if it will work. If you want to advertise this, you have to introduce everyone here first. Who will know if you don't come in? Just like those...for rogue advertisements, you still have to let you know. "

Laobao and Smellyfoot looked at each other, gritted their teeth and nodded. They had some experience. They unplugged the network cable and directly connected the computer to the computer with the SIM card. They bought it online, so it’s not easy to check the IP address. The computer edited the posts one by one, and it took a while, and then put the computer away, and the two of them swiped the webpage, looking at the click-through rate.

At this moment, Lei Dapeng finally managed to show his complacency, and laughed so hard that his whole body trembled. Si Muxian gouged out this guy, both speechless and speechless admiration, that head is really not an ordinary way of thinking .

What is the effect? ​​Five heads gathered together in front of the computer and watched for less than 10 minutes. Lao Bao’s eyes were straightened, his lips drooped, Simuxian’s face was full of disbelief, and Lao Bao pressed F5 to refresh the speed. It was getting faster and faster, and after a while, I was so surprised that I shouted out: "Damn, I reached the top position... It's only been a while since the post of the unspoken rule female student, [-] clicks... This lazy person really hurts." A lot."

As he said that, he looked back at Lei Dapeng in amazement. It seemed that he had gotten to know Lei Ge again. He turned his head and asked Shan Yong again: "Brother Egg, what should we do next?"

"Well, let's do a rough evaluation in Lu College. There are many girls in our school. Let girls participate. Don't think that only boys have dark corners in their hearts. In fact, girls are the same. They like to know the secret thoughts of handsome guys, including private parts. Let’s put it together and make a link. If you want to participate in the voting, you must first sign your name to show your support. Then you can go to Song Siying. Let her find a way for you to find media for you. Then let’s sit down and think about it later. , to make him a hornet's nest plan... If you don't poke it, it's all right, if you poke it, they will blow up the nest."

Shan Yong said a bad idea to rub the edge, and the two of them, as if they had found a treasure, responded repeatedly and left happily.

After seeing off the two, there are more happy ones in the dormitory. When he turned around, Si Muxian shook his head speechlessly.Lei Dapeng smiled and narrowed his eyes into a line, and asked Shan Yong, "Brother Dan, do you think I'm very talented?"

When Si Muxian heard this, his stomach turned sour, and he stopped laughing, fearing that the more he continued, the more excited he would be.

"Talent!? No." Shan Yong made a deliberate expression of disapproval. Lei Dapeng suddenly became displeased. What is adding the word 'two', genius! Dapeng!"

Si Muxian was amused by Shan Yong's hypocrisy, and what made him laugh even more was that Lei Dapeng was quite proud of this admiration, and was so happy to call himself a genius.Chasing after Shan Yong is really causing trouble this time, nothing can be done without our genius Lei Ge.

After such a commotion, it was late for lunch. When I remembered going out to eat together, there was another visitor. Ding Yizhi, the monitor of my class, called out to three people on the stairs: "Shan Yong, Si Muxian, Lei Dapeng, there will be a lecture in the lecture hall on the third floor at [-]:[-] p.m., and the department will notify all the staff to attend, roll call."

"Ah, I got it." Si Muxian responded, and the squad leader hurriedly informed the next dormitory to go.Shan Yong asked casually: "What lecture, Mu Xian?"

"The spirit of classical Chinese philosophy." Si Muxian said.

"The school is full of nonsense. Two-thirds of the graduates will not be able to find a job. They still care about studying philosophy. By the time they learn it, they will starve to death." Shan Yong said.

Si Muxian smiled. For the pragmatist Shan Boss, I am afraid he would not be interested in philosophy. He explained as he walked: "It seems that he is a visiting scholar who is a friend of Professor Song from our department. He was specially invited here. I heard that his lectures are very popular."

"I'm not interested. I'm sorry to bother you until the roll call is over. Dapeng and I won't go. I'll raise my spirits, and Dapeng will grow fat." Shan Yong laughed.

"No, no, I won't sleep, I'll go to the lecture." When Lei Dapeng heard this, he was unexpectedly eager to learn. This eagerness to learn made Si Muxian and Shan Yong look at him twice in surprise, and Si Muxian said: " You won't skip too many classes, conscience has discovered it?"

"I don't have a conscience, Dapeng. It's not that I don't support you to go to the lectures. I'm afraid that you will knock the lectures down. Be careful, and you won't knock them down. I'm afraid that you will scare people away."

Shan Yong was joking, but Lei Dapeng had his own plans. He raised his hand to take the oath, and said triumphantly: "I declare that from today on, I will get up on time, go to class on time, study by myself on time, and go to the library on time... Don't look at me like this, and don't worry that I learn more than you, I want to establish a brand new image."

The more you talk, the more unreliable it becomes. Si Muxian and Shan Yong looked at each other, and they couldn't understand Lei Dapeng anymore. This guy hasn't fished that much in four years of class, so the sudden change, I'm afraid even the teachers can't stand it. What if you are not surprised?

As for Lei Dapeng, seeing that no one understood his changes, he slapped his hands and said: "Why don't you understand? I want to chase after Wang Huating, how can I not be reborn, and hang out with the two of you again, she will definitely see it." Not on me. When we go together in the future, the order has to be changed. You two have to be behind me. At least you have to act like a little brother to set off my brother Lei’s strong aura, right?... Ouch, wait a minute , My stomach is killing me, wait for me to go to the toilet and squat for a while, and then go eat together after I finish my bowel movements."

While clutching his stomach, he was still not fully healed, Xiao Bu ran quickly to the public toilet next to the dormitory building, shouting while running to the toilet: Don't run away, I'll eat it together after I finish the toilet.

Hearing these words, there was too much disagreement, the two couples passing by the roadside who were making soy sauce laughed, Shan Yong and Simuxian stood there in dismay, and had to wait for Lei Ge to eat a piece before eating. Feeling ashamed to answer, but also ashamed to leave, she turned her head and covered half of her face, pretending to have nothing to do with that guy...

(End of this chapter)