Allure

Chapter 33

"Let's start class now. I'm your new teacher, Lei Dapeng... The brothers in the university call me Brother Tianlei, and you can just call me Teacher Lei."

As soon as Lei Dapeng made an opening remark, no one laughed. They all looked at the new teacher nervously and in amazement, like watching an old cow give birth to a foal in the circle. So surprised, so stunned, so scary!
"Huh? It's too rude, how can you stand up and say hello to the teacher?" Lei Dapeng stared, not getting the respect he deserved, and was really angry.

The cultural and sports committee members in the class hurriedly shouted to stand up, and the whole class said in unison: "Hello, Teacher Lei."

Now, Lei Dapeng was overjoyed, and waved his hands as if to condolence to the leader: "Everyone, please sit down."

The students sat down with a clatter, with their backs straightened and their hands behind their backs. At a glance, they were all neatly arranged, and each one was better than the other.

Lei Ge has always enjoyed the feeling of being surprised by his appearance and words. He has finally upgraded from sitting in the corner of the classroom to the podium. Silly teacher B paced back and forth, wandered around twice, inspected the whole class several times, and looked at everyone's silence, that vanity was so satisfying that it was almost carved...

One word, cool!

Two words, great cool!

From childhood to adulthood, no matter whether he is studying or being mischievous, he always follows the trend behind others. He thought that one day, so many people would look at him and act like him... Lei Dapeng digested this refreshing feeling , self-confidence is about to explode.Before the lecture started, I had to realize my dream that I had been dreaming of. I patted the table and asked the students:

"Whoever gets No.1 in the class, stand up."

This tone was not good, the students looked at each other in blank dismay, and cast many eyes on a little girl in the second row. The little girl seemed to be a little scared, and slowly stood up. Teacher Lei's appearance is enough to make most The opposite sex has a sense of fear, especially minors.

The dream is about to come true, Lei Dapeng is going to pick up the fault and scold this eugenic, but unexpectedly at this stop, Lei Dapeng's heart sank.

This is very different from the obedient student that the teacher I once hated and liked in school. I saw this little girl combing a brush, tied with a red string, her complexion was dull, her eyes were too timid to look directly at others, and she had a thin and thin body. It doesn't match the age, so it's not an exaggeration to call it Bitter Cauliflower in the way of Lei Ge's naming.

It's hard, Lei Ge has always been afraid of power and strength, but for such weak people, he can't be trained and criticized repeatedly, right?That's not the true nature of chivalry.

"What's your name?" Lei Dapeng asked, his tone relaxed, he forgot his ideals, and felt a strange pity in his heart.

"Jing Yanyan." The girl said timidly, her voice was almost inaudible.

Lei Dapeng was stunned for a moment, but he didn't know how to end it. Only then did he notice that it was summer, and the little girl was still wearing a thick spring dress. Turning her head, she saw the pair of shoes showing a The toes have been exposed, the young girl in the blooming season is dressed older than the middle-aged woman, she can't stand it after a few glances, she grinned and asked: "You... why are you dressed like this? Your mother doesn't even dress you up ?”

I can't understand it, and Lei Dapeng can't figure it out.The little girl didn't say a word, and her face became even more ugly. Someone explained it for her, and a wild boy in the back row shouted: "Teacher, she has no mother."

Lei Dapeng was taken aback, and reprimanded: "Nonsense, who was born without a mother?"

The students laughed, and the wild boy added an explanation: "Her mother was bought by his father, and she ran away with a carpenter from other places."

After coaxing, talking, and laughing, the little girl couldn't bear it anymore, and lay down on the table and cried.

No one laughed when they cried, and they all stared wide-eyed, looking at the troublemaker and the teacher who caused the trouble.

This made Lei Dapeng so angry that he rolled his sleeves and waved his hands: "Who called... Come here, stand in front of the podium, just you, that bald head, don't think I didn't see it."

I bluffed a few words, being ugly sometimes works, at least getting angry is amazing. The bald boy in the back row stood nervously in front of the podium. Two packs, there are still a few scratch marks on the neck, Lei Dapeng sits down with a big horse, and asks what his name is, Niu Shuisheng, and then asks if he often fights with others, the kid dare not deny it, it must be Lei Ge is very smart, he slapped the table and scolded: "At first glance, you are at the level of troublesome plus zero trouble, and you are the last one in the class, right?"

The whole class roared with laughter, guessing right, Little Bald Piao Shuisheng embarrassedly lowered his head and scratched the back of his head, feeling ashamed.

"Since Mr. Lei has taught you, I have to teach you a lesson."

Lei Dapeng patted the table, very powerful, and taught this kid in front of the whole class:

"It's okay to fight. Children are not naughty, and they are not promising when they grow up. Teacher Lei doesn't criticize you for this; it is also true that you are the last one in the exam. Your parents didn't make you smart, that's not your problem... But, you I have to criticize you for bullying girls. I think back when you, Mr. Lei, and I were students, I never bullied girls. I only bullied boys. Bullying classmates and girls is not considered a skill, but bullying the teacher is considered a skill... Do you understand... Go, apologize to Jing Yanyan, become good friends in the future, and maybe marry back home as a wife in the future... That won't save you from buying a wife, will it?"

This teacher taught, the whole class coaxed a laugh, the little Shuisheng was so ashamed, and the crying Jing Yanyan was amused.Under Teacher Lei's intimidation, the little bald lady actually stood in front of Jing Yanyan and apologized in desperation, and the little girl was also dumbfounded by Lei Dapeng's words.Looking at the teacher with tears in his eyes, his eyes were complicated.

However, after all this commotion, it was more interesting than the usual boring class. Many students looked at this strange teacher in the city, as if they were more interesting than the teacher they met.As soon as Little Bald Piao sat down, she watched Lei Dapeng anxiously waiting for more exciting texts to start.

By the way, is there still class?Facing so many eyes seeking knowledge, Lei Dapeng saved his identity.

Lei Dapeng asked where he was, flipped through the textbook, and turned to the section "Sun Quan Encouraging Learning". This is an excerpt from the story in "Zizhi Tongjian", which was a three-day farewell and admiration. Lei Dapeng knew the story , glanced at "Qing is now in charge of Tu... I don't want Qing to be a doctor of classics", and I was stumped at once, but to him, this ancient sentence is equivalent to the words written by gods, which is called heavenly scriptures. too understand.

But Lei Dapeng definitely doesn't want these little kids to see that Mr. Lei is an old woman on the chicken coop, and the stupid (ben) egg is here.Turning his eyes, thinking about his heart, pretending to be confident, talented, and well-educated, he put the books on the table and began to speak:

"This is a story from the time of the Three Kingdoms. It's so short that there's nothing to tell. Go down and have a look for yourself. It's just so impressive... Teacher Lei will tell you about the Three Kingdoms today... The most amazing person who tells the story of the Three Kingdoms is Zhuge Liang, This guy is awesome, let me think about it, intelligence value is 120, force value is 110; life value is 99. The most powerful general skill is called Trojan Horse Flowing Vehicle, which is called a fierce one. Si Chongche rushed into the enemy team Here, swipe, swipe, cut people’s heads, just like you cut wheat, it’s in pieces... In this text, Sun Quan is also a great character, with a force value of 110, an intelligence value of 100, and a general’s skill is called... …Yes, the meteor fire shower, that is the catapult, a stone bigger than a human head, plus the boiling oil on fire, just throw it away, there will be a sea of ​​flames, just like our mountain fire Similarly, once the fire passes by, there will be no armor left, no grass will grow..."

This was said with joy and without tying the knot, Lei Dapeng's mind quickly flashed the Three Kingdoms game that once made his blood boil, and he said it out of the classroom as if no one was around. The little kid was stunned for a moment, staring wide-eyed, looking at Teacher Lei with piercing admiration, listening to this unheard of Chinese class...

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"Ah, you asked Lei Dapeng to substitute for the class?"

When Si Muxian heard this, his jaw almost dropped in shock.Wang Huating, Liu Cuiyun, and Ding Yizhi, who entered the door together, heard Shan Yong's words, look at me, I look at you, the weird expressions are really hard to describe.We all know that Lei Ge is a mule who sneaked into the cavalry, and he will definitely cause problems when he gets to a key part.Can't stand the test at all.Is it really not a laughing stock if you really want to teach it in a mess?

Shan Yong, who was making lunch, couldn't help laughing, but he didn't dare to tell everyone about Lei Dapeng's ideals. He lifted the lid of the pot and looked at the stewed rice and said with a smile, "What's the matter? I think Dapeng's character is simple and straightforward. , if you are really a teacher, maybe you are better than me?"

"Boss, are you kidding me? He can write more than a dozen typos in a page of appraisal. If you ask him to substitute for the class, wouldn't that be a mistake?" Si Muxian said in a low voice with embarrassment on his face.

"You're wrong. Dapeng said that this is the reserve team for migrant workers. You can't make any mistakes. Anyway, it's either farming or going out to work... You're nonsense if you spend all your time teaching. Damn. It's delaying the children's play. "Shan Yong said with a smile, thinking that sometimes Lei Dapeng's words may be stupid, but there is an aura of aura, and it is still the truth.

Saying it this way made a few people look ugly. Although the words are a bit rough, it is true. Half of them are left-behind children, and most of them have graduated from junior high school and are waiting to go out to work to support their families. It's the students themselves, they've gotten used to it, and they don't care about it, so the quality of teaching is naturally abysmal.

Shan Yong cut the vegetables, and when he turned his head, he pointed out the window and said with a smile: "Look, the teacher-student relationship is so harmonious, much better than ours."

Everyone who was discussing saw that Lei Dapeng had not only attended class, but also dragged it out. After class, he coaxed a group of students around to ask questions. Together, let the two go home holding hands, send the students straight to the school gate, and wave goodbye happily. That situation is really a teacher-student relationship.

After a while, he entered the kitchen and saw everyone looking at him with complicated eyes. Lei Dapeng sat there as if no one was there, and threw his textbooks on the table for fear that others would not know. He crossed his legs and said happily: by:

"Oh, I'm exhausted after four classes... I've never talked so much before, and now I feel that being an engineer of the human soul is the same as eating a big meal: it's so good!"

When Lei arrived, no matter the words or the expression, everyone lost their appetite for the meal. They all knew that this guy was talking nonsense. The more you tease him, the more excited he is, no one cares about him.

Unexpectedly, the adrenal gland secreted too much today, and he didn't respond. Lei Dapeng put forward his new discovery, dragged Simuxian and said, "My dear brother, do you know that there are many daughters-in-law in this village who were bought with money, and they are not expensive." It’s only a few thousand yuan. You can’t be called a daughter-in-law if you want to graduate. My second brother will buy one for you... You said that this place is so happy, and the happiness index is higher than that in the city. The daughter-in-law is so cheap. ..."

This thunder made Si Muxian blush. In the poor mountains and remote areas, there are really many people who cannot marry wives and rely on human traffickers. Zhuoma Township is a hard-hit area, but in the eyes of Lei Dapeng, it is regarded as social progress. Afraid that it would be unbearable, Wang Huating reprimanded this guy, Lei Dapeng stopped talking, just a few seconds after Ansheng, he went to the squad leader Ding Yizhi and asked:

"Squad leader, I think the teaching method you mentioned is very good. It is very good to invigorate the classroom atmosphere and mobilize the enthusiasm of students. When I talked about the chapter "Sun Quan Encouraging Learning" in class, I told them "The Legend of Heroes of the Three Kingdoms" , oh, the atmosphere is great, it's so lively, no one sleeps in class."

The thunder fell again, Shan Yong knew that this guy taught games to rural children in class, but he didn't dare to expose this point, the class leader Ding Yizhi was always mature, shook his head and sighed and ignored this bastard, Wang Huating really looked at it No longer eyed, he reprimanded Lei Dapeng: "You talk while eating, aren't you afraid of choking you?"

"Not afraid, not afraid... When I'm in a good mood, I can digest everything." Lei Dapeng didn't understand the meaning of the words, but seeing that Wang Huating's eyes were wrong, it stopped for a while.

Everyone's appetite is not very good when there is such a thing, Lei Dapeng is full of jokes when he is a student, let alone a teacher, Wang Huating is afraid that something will go wrong and the township will report back to school. Embarrassed.

However, you can't refute people's face in person and say you stop teaching, you can't do it, can you?
Squad leader Ding Yizhi didn't dare, and Wang Huating didn't even dare. The two looked at each other with embarrassment. In this group, he was no longer the core leader.

Everyone has their own concerns, so there is less talk. Lei Dapeng has a big appetite. He even ate two big bowls of dry rice, and even gnawed on the rice crust at the bottom of the pot. Crunchy and fragrant, it tastes better than the Luzhou Hotel.Not only did the crowd not eat as much as Lei Dapeng, but they also did not eat as fast as this. The two girls plus Ding Yizhi and Simuxian couldn't finish the bowl, and Lei Dapeng even bought the bottom. Shan Yong, who was carefully cutting a tree branch after eating, came up to Shan Yong. Before he could speak, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, his eyes lit up, and he chewed and sprayed loudly:
"Wow...Brother Dan, I remembered what you want to eat."

This spray, even words and rice, was sprayed straight at Shan Yong. Rao Shan Yong dodged quickly, and a piece of white rice was sprayed on his shoulders. A thunderbolt was also sprayed...

(End of this chapter)