Allure

Chapter 38 I am not at fault

After a while, none of the teaching staff responded, and Shan Changgen also sighed. He really heard that Lei Dapeng had returned, and he was so angry that he had nothing to say. Not coming back.

Usually, the more you get angry, the more angry you are, and the anger is directed somewhere, probably because you saw the bicycle parked in the teaching office, and Lei Dapeng came in with his head stretched out.He smiled proudly and revealed Bao, holding a broken straw hat in his hand, and inside the straw hat was a pocket of small red and white apples. This is an early-maturing variety with red flowers.He went in and gave it to his brothers and sisters, and said that this thing was given by Niu Shuisheng's mother. No one would pick it up. Looking overwhelmed, he said with concern to Lei: "Uncle La Dan, your wife is messing with you again? Nowhere to eat?"

Everyone knows that Shan Changgen is a little bit afraid of his wife. Shan Changgen will not talk nonsense this time. He grabbed Lei Dapeng and scolded him a few times. Lei Dapeng has been a teacher for almost a month, and finally revealed his true colors. Hearing that he did so poorly in the exam and made so many mistakes, but his face was full of embarrassment, he didn't dare to speak up, a large stack of papers fell in front of Lei Dapeng, Lei Dapeng turned left and right, patted and explained He said: "Shouldn't there be so many mistakes, right? I wondered how many people should pass the exam anyway? No one?"

Lei Dapeng was very surprised, he seemed to think that his disciple's level should not be so bad, but Shan Yong was concerned about how this guy could write poems of this level, and asked cautiously:
"Dapeng, these verses..."

"Smack, I'm ashamed to say that the questions of the unified examination are too biased. The students haven't practiced at all, and the textbooks haven't been taken, so who can do it?" Lei Dapeng put the paper on the table with a chirp, it wasn't his fault.

Speaking of this, Shan Changgen really said that the question was a bit biased. It is not a big problem for urban students to have a wide range of knowledge, but it is difficult for rural students.That's good, Lei Dapeng was happy, and said proudly: "I found out during the exam, and many of the answers I checked online on my mobile phone were told to the students in my class. Uncle Shan, are you sure he made the right judgment? Didn't give me a judgment?" wrong?"

Everyone's eyes froze, and their throats were choked. Ganqing really was the work of this guy, and they didn't run away.

Shan Yong was really pissed off this time, he pointed at Lei Dapeng angrily and said, "You...you checked it online with your mobile phone in the examination room? How could you help students cheat?"

"If you don't cheat in the exam, who can pass it? You taught me to cheat?" Lei Dapeng asked in turn.

"This... Is being a student the same as you being a teacher?" Shan Yong said with a hush.

"What's the difference? To be a teacher, you should be hypocritical?" Lei Dapeng confronted Shan Yong firmly, and Shan Yong was so angry that he said, "If you cheat, just cheat. , cheating is wrong, why don't you eat a sesame seed cake and choke to death."

"Just pay attention next time. If you don't fill in the blanks correctly, you will choke to death? You retake more make-up exams than I do, and I haven't seen you choke to death. You are still alive and well." I can't even tell.

The two of them called to the board, which is a rare situation. It is estimated that during this period of time, Lei Ge's self-confidence as a teacher is almost bursting, and he dared to challenge anyone.

At this moment, Shan Changgen could see that Lei Dapeng probably didn't do it on purpose, definitely not on purpose, the real level is like this, it's hard to vent this anger, and he spoke earnestly to the staring stare Lei Dapeng said: "Everyone, don't worry too much, and don't quarrel. I was too angry for a while, and the words are serious... But Dapeng, you can't teach the seventh grade. There are a few of us here." Miaozi, maybe you can get into a high school in the city, maybe you can get into a university..."

As soon as he refused to teach, Lei Dapeng was unhappy, and rolled his eyes and said: "Why? I have never seen you so confused. What's so good about going to college... Originally, the village is a good laborer. They have learned to eat and be lazy, and they have ruined a good labor...you can’t tell if you look at them, they only know how to teach, and they don’t even know how to cook.”

Uh, it is true that Shan Changgen was stunned, at least the fact that the guy in front of him can go to college is a proof.What's more, it was Si Muxian and squad leader Ding Yizhi who belittled them. The implication was that Lei Ge himself was better than them.

This time the blow was too big, Lei Ge was going to make everyone angry, but Shan Changgen put on a red face, knocked on the table and said: "I'm talking about a few girls here, all of whom got good grades in junior high school, and now they're all dismissed." Completely failed... They have to pass one and a half of the exams, so that doesn't mean they have jumped out of the farm. Do you think it is easy to produce a college student in the village?"

"Uncle Shan, you don't understand. Boys are ruined by colleges, girls are ruined by boys. After graduation, there will be no good ones. It's better to be in the village..." Lei Dapeng said, hearing the same The intern's face turned green, and now Shan Changgen couldn't laugh or cry, he straightened up and cursed: "I don't think you are a good guy!"

He was so angry that he threw the paper on the table, and went out angrily.Shan Yong was so angry, he kicked Lei Dapeng, and told him to go back to the kitchen to cook, and he was no longer allowed to substitute for the class. He turned around and called Uncle, and chased after him...

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Carved the fort... It's been a long time since I saw the thunder rolling, and I experienced it again today.

Si Muxian, Ding Yizhi and the two girls had just come back to their senses at this moment, seeing Lei Dapeng clutching his butt that hurt from being kicked by Shan Yong, looking like he wanted to avenge his revenge, he didn't know what to say, What should I advise.The squad leader and the group secretary who led the team were dumbfounded, they looked at each other in blank dismay, this made a big fool of themselves, it's okay to teach the wrong one, or cheated and taught the wrong one, what might you do to him! ?

And at this time, Lei Dapeng hadn't fully figured out how this happened, so he sat on the chair of the acting principal, flipped through the paper, and raised the paper full of red crosses to ask Si Muxian: "My dear brother, what's the matter?" What's wrong, I really checked it online. Can't you turn around and let the students say that what Teacher Lei taught is wrong?"

"Second brother, you can trust anyone, but don't trust Du Niang... I have searched hundreds of thousands of answers, and there is a sea of ​​truth and falsehood. Can it be taught as knowledge to students?" Si Muxian said tactfully .

"Oh, then it's not my problem, it's a problem with the network." Lei Dapeng was relieved, and finally found an excuse to be relieved.

The monitor, Ding Yizhi, couldn't see it any longer, and softly reprimanded him: "Dapeng, you should find the acting principal to admit your mistake. If it's your problem, it's your problem. How can it be a network problem? It's not that the Internet is wrong. You picked the wrong answer, could it be a network problem?"

"Cut, it's my problem, and the investigation is also a problem with school education, which didn't teach me." Lei Dapeng dismissed it, sniffed, a little irrational.

Such prevarications made those few angry enough, it was quite reasonable to misunderstand the children, Wang Huating scolded: "Lei Dapeng, you don't even know how to teach any students, it doesn't matter if you don't know how to teach them. You still help them cheat, is there a teacher like you?"

"Who doesn't know it anymore? Isn't it just two lines of poetry? As for making such a big fuss?" The only one Lei Dapeng didn't dare to challenge was Brother Dan, and now he has to add Wang Huating, who scolded this guy and said: " You are ashamed to say that a branch of red apricot came out of the wall alone for a stranger in a foreign land; when the flowers fell and met the king again, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall... Gufan's shadow was gone, and another branch of red apricot came out of the wall. Lei Dapeng, let me ask you, the garden is full of spring, what is the next sentence?"

At this question, Lei Dapeng bit his index finger, stared blankly, realized that something was wrong, it couldn't be just a branch of red apricot coming out of the wall, could it?Silently, she didn't dare to say anything, and she was speechless for a long time, Wang Huating reprimanded: "Idiot, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall, you dare not say it."

After scolding, he turned his head and went out. He really didn't expect to make such a fool of himself in this place.As soon as she left, Lei Dapeng dismissed her, sniffed his nose and snorted, "You're smart, you don't know how to say that."

Ding Yizhi couldn't hold back his puff, and walked away with a smile.This laughter made Lei Dapeng feel very upset, he stared back and forth but couldn't find anyone to vent his anger, and stared at his boss, Muxian, but Si Muxian knew Lei Ge's temper, so he liked to find soft persimmons to vent his anger on.Afraid of being caught in the water, he suddenly blurted out a thumbs-up and said, "Brother Lei, you are so right... We had an absolute fight in the dormitory, Wu Dalang flew to seize the Luding Bridge, what's next."

"Du Shiniang is so angry that she is very angry with eight-treasure porridge." Lei Dapeng blurted out, and was led into the ditch by his younger brother.

Liu Cuiyun was so teased that he laughed, and the two ran out of the teaching office laughing one after the other, while Lei Dapeng behind him was still shouting:

"Hey, I'm not right, Brother Dan is right...don't keep laughing at me."

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Every time Lei Dapeng had something to do, he always made people dumbfounded, and this time it was the same, but how to deal with it made Wang Huating and Ding Yizhi feel at a loss, and the good mood that was going to go home for the holiday was also ruined.Lei Dapeng probably also knew that he had made a fool of himself, so he went back to the kitchen silently, washed the rice, lit the fire, washed the vegetables, and cooked for everyone.

Shan Yong hadn't come back yet, when Si Muxian, Liu Cuiyun, Wang Huating, and Ding Yizhi were discussing upstairs, they accidentally saw this scene and felt unbearable. It's true to change the way to make food for everyone. Speaking of being a teacher and a chef, although I don't have any credit, everyone can see the hard work.

So everyone went into the kitchen tacitly and helped Lei Dapeng, but Lei Dapeng was also sullen and unhappy, until the meal was almost done, Shan Yong came back, sat down at the table and said Without saying anything, Lei Dapeng filled the rice, scooped up the vegetables, and served them to everyone. He leaned in front of Shan Yong and said, "Boss, I... I won't be a teacher anymore? Come together, don't leave me alone." Drive away alone."

Shan Yong stared, as if he hadn't vented his anger, but when he saw Lei Dapeng being so sincere and stupid, when he was about to give a serious reprimand, Lei Dapeng stopped pretending this time, and hurriedly confessed: "Don't make me talk about poetry, I really can't."

Hearing this sentence, everyone laughed, and Shan Yong waved his hands dumbfounded: "Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I told you that if you are not allowed to take a substitute class, you must go... It's okay, Uncle Shan is just a little angry because he made a fool of himself at the town education committee. , eat and eat, and go back to each house in the afternoon after eating."

"Okay, everyone is waiting, I will ask my dad to find a car to pick us up." Lei Dapeng was happy, and volunteered to take on the logistics task.

When we sat down for lunch, Shan Yong downplayed the matter, because some teachers discovered the joke during the unified grading, and passed it on to the Education Committee, who then told it as a joke at the meeting. The ninth grade really made a lot of progress, and Shan Changgen couldn't help it. He only said that he didn't dare to let Lei Dapeng teach anymore. He didn't say anything else, after all, everyone worked hard for so long.That said, it made Wang Huating and the squad leader feel at ease. Once the incident was over, it was overwhelming to think about the process for a while. During the meal, they would look at Lei Dapeng from time to time.Lei Dapeng is not stupid. He listened again and again, and then looked at the determined Shan Yong. He knew that there was nothing wrong. These days, Shan Yong has faintly become the backbone of this group. I'm relieved to go back to school with bad things.

As soon as everyone's expressions softened, Lei Dapeng was honest for a few minutes, then got excited, and asked Shan Yong flatteringly: "Brother Dan, let's go back to our respective houses...then where are you going?"

"I'm going to the donkey farm tomorrow. Mr. Shi's youngest son unlocks the lock, I'll congratulate you. Go home and rest for a few days." Shan Yong said casually.

Unlocking is a local 13-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, which is more lively than the full moon.Others didn't take it seriously, Lei Dapeng paid attention, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Can I go too?"

"I'll just give you a congratulatory gift, what are you doing?"

"Can't I pay for the congratulatory gift? It will save you money."

"You don't know the Shi family."

"I don't know each other once I go there."

"It's so far away, why bother?"

"It's okay, I'll charter a car, are you okay?"

After a few sentences, Lei Dapeng disappeared all the problems invisible, and this was becoming more and more unconvincing to this guy. Shan Yong said angrily: "Is it inconvenient for me to take you?"

This move is ruthless enough, and it directly means that I don’t want to take you with me at all, but unexpectedly underestimated Lei Dapeng’s endurance, Lei Ge smiled and slapped his hands and said happily: “That’s better, it’s convenient to bring a few more , take us all with you."

Happily pointing at Si Muxian, Wang Huating and the others, those people almost burst out laughing when they saw that Shan Yong was being suppressed by Lei Dapeng, and Shan Yong was so angry that he raised the white flag upside down and begged Lei Dapeng: "Erlei, I'm not going. I'll go home and sleep. Can you let me be quiet for a while? I'm afraid of you."

"Hmph, I've already seen that you don't want to take me with you. You don't look like a big brother at all. Why don't you even bother with me about things that are bigger than your ass, you small belly."

Lei Dapeng rolled his eyes, took the bowl, and went out by himself unhappy.The few onlookers snickered at Shan Yong's awkward expression. It seemed that Lei Ge was not too stupid to hear, but wanted to prove Shan Yong's small belly with his simplicity and kindness.It's really not that easy to be his elder brother...

(Accidentally went to Sanjiang, congratulations by adding one more... Brothers, please take the time to vote in Sanjiang, there is a free ticket every day, although it is a bit troublesome, you have to enter the verification code and write ten characters For evaluation, everyone has a trick, and for evaluation, you just write "I top me, I top me, I push me hard", look, it's ten words, and it's up... Simple, right?)
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