Allure
Chapter 44
Chapter 44
Chapter 44
Shan Yong runs very fast, and it is not without reason that he can scare Shan Yong like this. Luzhou people are good at wine, especially in the countryside. They always keep five kilograms pots of bulk liquor with a strength of [-] degrees. The following is called boring, but the gang from Shijia Village are even more ferocious. The best mouthful is Mengdao Donkey. This kind of distilled wine can reach [-] degrees. It is no problem to use it as alcohol, let alone spell wine , If you haven't touched it, you have to be put down in twos and twos, or how can you be fooled?
That means that even animals can fall, let alone individuals?This wine got its name because of this, and because of its cheap price, it has always been the favorite of traffickers.
Soon, when I ran to the edge of the fence, a group of people had already gathered. Rural people like to be lively, crowded to watch, many people yelled, Shan Yong weighed his feet and looked around. In the small slaughterhouse, blood. There is a broken table in the middle, a table with meat, Lei Dapeng and a big man face each other, a white porcelain bowl is placed in front of each, and the person who pours the wine is Shi Baogui, the young master of the historian, holding the jar and shouting : "Everyone is optimistic. This fat man said that if he loses, he will pay for his mobile phone. If Brother Gen loses, the donkey will belong to this fat man... It's the third bowl. Don't miss it. If you miss a drop, you will be fined a bowl."
As he spoke, he poured out two bowls of Pingping, held them up to show fairness, and handed them to the two drinkers. Lei Dapeng and the big man straightened up, leaned their hands, and gurgled straight into their throats, applauding around, shouting , Shocking applause.
When we got here, Shan Yong didn't dare to go forward. When Si Muxian was about to go up, Shan Yong grabbed him and explained in a low voice, this place doesn't persuade you three times, fights, drinks or gambling, why? ?No reason, because fighting, gambling, and drinking have become a part of daily life. Whoever advises people to be anxious with you, anyway, Shan Yong said helplessly: "Wait to carry someone."
Wang Huating also joined in. I have never seen this scene of men and women fighting around drinking, and asked Si Muxian dumbfounded, what's wrong with Lei Dapeng? Go there.
However, Si Muxian explained dumbfoundingly, the two came to see the donkey slaughtered, maybe the buddy who slaughtered the donkey looked at Lei Dapeng in a playful way, and was quite right-tempered. Awesome, one brags how awesome it is to eat donkey meat, and then the two of them hit the wall, both bragging that they can drink it. You say that a foreigner goes to other villages to brag that he can drink the special products here, and it is not impressive. Well, the more you talk, the more embarrassing it is, well, the two of them made a bet, and Lei Dapeng bet on the mobile phone, Apple's.The donkey slaughterer was also not convinced, apples are so expensive, I bet on a donkey!
People will be happy to hear that the donkey is beaten by drinking, but if there is a fight, someone will fall, which will alarm the young master of the historian. This young master bet on the outside, betting on the winner of the donkey, and he has been notarized. When I rushed back to do this, when the third bowl was finished, Mr. Shi's family also came, and the rural people were already familiar with it. Not only did this historian not stop him, but he watched the battle with great interest. Mr. Shi yelled and raised his bet again. , Whoever wins will be rewarded with two donkey whips, which provokes another burst of applause from the crowd.
At this time, Lei Dapeng's face was pale, and the three bowls of wine were enough to weigh a catty, and every mouthful was scorching hot, making his throat itchy. He poured another catty, so fiercely, although the black and red complexion could not be discerned, but fine beads of sweat had already appeared on his forehead.It is indeed a strong drink that can fool a donkey. It seems that whoever wins may not feel good.
"The fourth bowl, look after it... The highest record in our village is ten bowls down, let's see if there is any record broken today." Shi Guigui shouted, the fourth bowl was given to the two of them, and they drank it all in one gulp. The two stared at each other with hatred, neither of them convinced.
Outside the crowd, Wang Huating couldn't see anymore, and tugged Shan Yong. When Shan Yong turned his head, Wang Huating whispered in his ear: "What should I do? Dapeng can't stand it anymore... I'll drink too much."
"Then what should I do? If you admit cowardice now, you won't be ashamed to enter the village in the future." Shan Yong whispered back in his ear, riding a tiger is hard to get off, so he can only hold on. It's better to drink up than run away. If you lose, you'll be a bachelor.
"Don't you want to drink people up just because you still have to enter the village?" Wang Huating said again, when she had nothing to do, she tightly held Shan Yong's arm, as if begging him to find a way, Shan Yong looked at him in surprise, Shaking his head, he said in a low voice, "Wait, it will fall down soon... We will carry the person, you drive, quickly find a place to lavage the stomach."
"Ah!?" Wang Huating had a bitter face, but she didn't know it was this kind of solution.
But looking at a group of crazy villagers and guests with good things from outside, it seems that there is no better way except this way.
You think you're about to fall, but you don't fall.When the fifth bowl was eaten, the faces of the two of them became even uglier, but fortunately, they both stood.The shouts of the onlookers were lively. Everyone in Mengdaolu Village knew that those who could pass five bowls were called massive. Generally speaking, it was rare for people from other places to support three bowls in the village.
And the situation at the scene seems to be clear. The villager who fights wine is Shi Genwa, a donkey butcher. He is 1.9 meters tall and his arms are all bulging. The mouth is still big, and the mouth opens like a barrel mouth. Once a bowl of Gudu is poured, you don’t know where it goes. On the other hand, Lei Dapeng has a protruding belly, thin legs and irregular appearance. It seems that there is no suspense for that sturdy man to win. .
After the sixth bowl, Lei Dapeng's expression became even uglier, but that Shi Genwa was extremely tough, and he clasped his fists, causing the whole village to encourage him.
After the seventh bowl, Shan Yong's face was also ugly. He knew that Lei Dapeng's drinking capacity had exceeded the limit. If he drank to a certain extent, it would anesthetize all your nerves, and you would fall unconsciously. In winter, in the surrounding villages, there are people who drink too much and unconsciously go outdoors and freeze to death.Don't look at the prosperity here now, but it used to be a poor country. "Eat well and die quickly" is the life belief of the villagers. Whoever drinks to death, in the eyes of the villagers, he will die happily. .
The eighth bowl, Lei Dapeng drank it with gritted teeth, his crooked eyebrows and squinting eyes seemed to be stagnant, and the other party was not feeling well, his Adam's apple was twitching violently, it was extremely difficult to swallow, and when both of them swallowed it Okay, now it's all over, the whole village is excited, waving, shouting, clamoring, the young master in the center is pouring wine, shouting excitedly: "It's close to the record, it's a big deal to break the record today .Come... the ninth bowl, this bowl can't be overwhelmed, and the loser is also a hero, isn't it, Dad!."
Old Man Shi was also surprised, and shouted with his thumbs up: "Yes, they are all good guys, young people, with a few tricks, no one in our village has won for decades."
This praise made the discussion even more exciting. Shi Genwa raised her neck and poured it into her stomach with all her strength.Lei Dapeng was holding the wine bowl, and it was almost at the end of his crossbow. After a while, he took a sip, then suddenly accelerated, tilted his neck and poured it all in, and reluctantly put down the bowl. The opponent had already finished drinking, and he was also reluctantly supporting the table , looking at the opposite person with shaking eyes.The two of them were drunk-eyed and drunk-eyed, and they were almost dying.
"Okay... No matter who wins or loses, this young man will always be a guest in the village. Come, let's see who can break my Shi Baoquan's record."
Mr. Shi yelled and suppressed his son's voice. He drank so fiercely that the villagers and the sensible guests from outside were frightened. On the contrary, he didn't think it was so intense. If he drank any more, it wouldn't be so exciting. If it is better than an animal, even the two donkeys should fall.
"The tenth bowl..." Shi Baogui was so excited that he carried the bowl around the crowd and placed it in front of the two of them. Even he could tell that the two of them had only a few mouthfuls at most, and it was a good show to be overwhelmed immediately. We're about to see it.
Shi Genwa, who was drinking with Lei Dapeng, exerted all his strength to hold the wine bowl. It was not level, and he barely put it a few centimeters away from his mouth. When he was about to drink, he looked at Lei Dapeng. Dapeng didn't carry the bowl, and he smiled triumphantly. This was the remaining consciousness, waiting for the other party to collapse from alcohol, but unexpectedly, Lei Dapeng stared suddenly, as if he was sober. He picked up the bowl, raised his neck, and poured the wine into his mouth with a gulp. His mouth was already overflowing with wine, and then he threw the bowl with a loud "pop", pointed at his opponent and laughed loudly: " If you don't drink well from the bowl, bring the jar."
To put it bluntly, he was surrounded by hundreds of people, all of whom were even more frightened. Shi Genwa, who was holding a wine bowl, saw how fierce his opponent was, and lost all fighting spirit in an instant. When he closed his eyes, he lost consciousness. , fell to the ground with a whirring sound.The wine and the bowl in his hand rolled away for a long time.
It fell, and the man stronger than the donkey fell first, revealing a dark horse like Pilego.
There were hundreds of people, all in silence, the outsiders beat the locals, it was the first time, and the winners seemed to have nothing to do, no one stood around, this scene frightened Shan Yong, Simuxian and Wang Huating.It was as if he had never known Lei Dapeng before.
It took a while to hear old man Shi take the lead and shout: "Okay, good man, bring him another jar... I haven't seen a good man who has passed ten bowls for decades."
Unexpectedly, at this sentence, Lei Dapeng turned his head and smiled foolishly, and fell backwards without warning.So the surrounding coaxed a laugh, dare to feel that this guy was bluffing, and he didn't escape the result of being deceived.
"Hurry up..." Shan Yong separated from the crowd, went straight forward with Si Muxian, and supported Lei Dapeng, who drank like a faucet, gurgling wine.The other party was lifted in the same way, tilting his head and spitting out wine, but after he fell down, the big man was of better quality and could hum. Lei Dapeng was like a dead pig, he didn't respond at all, he could only spitting out wine .
Shan Yong carried it on his back, supported by Simuxian and Wang Huating, and walked anxiously to the car. Lei Dapeng, who had not been conscious for a long time, vomited on Shan Yong, got into the car and vomited on the car again, just sat down, then Shi Baogui, the young master of the historian, ran out happily, handed over his mobile phone, and shouted cheerfully: "Brother Shan, will you get the donkey for you? Hey, don't go, my sister looks at it." I'm falling for you, and I haven't let my mother take a look at it yet."
At this time, Wang Huating, who cared about the donkey and the cheap son-in-law, drove up the village road at high speed, and left in a hurry...
The one in the village was also taken away, but he went to a veterinarian, and most veterinarians would at best try to sober up.Having such a great fun pushed the unlocking ceremony of the Shijia to a climax. He invited all the guests to have dinner in the tents of the temporary building. What did Yong say, did he agree?"
Shi Baoying shook his head, somewhat disappointed.Although he didn't say anything, it was obvious that he declined.
"Hehe, I've said it all. If you are a good man, you won't eat our bowl of ready-made rice. You still don't believe it. But even if you really eat ready-made rice, I don't dare to raise it." Mr. Shi smiled and said, although he is uneducated, he can With uneducated wisdom, it seems that it is a test of gold. The result is that the old man is satisfied, but the daughter seems not to be satisfied. Instead, she complains to the old father: "Dad, I blame you, why did you put it down? Maybe I won’t dare to come again.”
"I've tried it all, he didn't come here for you, you should give up; he's not someone from the farmer, I'm also relieved, this young man has high ambitions, I think he's like that, and you don't like me , This is not someone who can enter a family." The old man said with the eyes of someone who came here, he didn't know if his daughter had heard it, there were a lot of guests, and he greeted the guests from Texas with arms folded, and invited them into the big tent first.
Shi Baoying stared obsessively at the off-road vehicle leaving in the dust, and the figure lingered in front of his eyes for no reason. He noticed this young man very early on. He was diligent and clever. He always came here once or twice a month to drive donkeys with the village. The butchers, butchers, and stewed meats are all mixed well, and they only buy real good meat at a good price. Everyone has a steelyard in their hearts. For this reason, she even made a special investigation, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a disappointing result.
In fact, with her personality, if Shan Yong eagerly agreed, she might be even more disappointed.It's just that he's not as disappointed as he is now. He never thought that he would be so light-hearted. It's not important for her to weigh herself with that attitude.This is what disappointed her the most.
The big feast was on, and Shi Baoying's family was toasting next to each tent. There was always something that made her unhappy...
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Four hours later, Luzhou Heping Hospital, the emergency room, the red light was on...
Lei Ge won so badly, he put himself on the emergency bed and hadn't come out for almost three hours, he was unconscious and frightened the people outside. Soft.Shan Yong and Si Muxian were not much better, they smelled of alcohol, it was Lei Ge who vomited, and the two of them were woken up by the cold sweat after drinking the wine themselves.
However, the one who should wake up did not wake up for a long time, stomach lavage, enema... Severe alcoholism, the doctor asked his family members to come to the scene, and Shan Yong was so frightened that his hands trembled and he didn't dare to think about it. He stammered Notified Lei Dapeng's parents, which was good, and scolded Shan Yong while howling on the phone.
After a while, people came, a fat woman, the image of a shrew covered in jewels and jewels, with seven or eight golden goblets on her ten fingers upside down, the man knew it was Lei Dapeng's father without even looking. It is simply an enhanced version of Lei Dapeng, except for the crooked eyebrows and a bunch of beards, the two rushed over, and when they were still in the emergency room, Lei's mother turned around and complained to Lei's father, and opened her mouth to curse: " Look at it, Lei Duobao, since you were young, you have nothing to teach my son what to do, teach him to drink, my son can't get over it, and I won't get over it with you."
"Go, go, here and there? This has something to do with my teaching. It's all because you played mahjong all the time when you were pregnant with my son, and made him foolish. He couldn't drink enough." Lei Duobao taught his wife, my wife He is not a vegetarian anymore, he stared at this remark, and scolded his old self: "Hold your mother's legs, you hooked up with a little wife outside, my old lady doesn't play mahjong, and she is crying every day, you are so embarrassed Say."
"What are you talking about... talking nonsense, what happened that year." Dad Lei Duobao couldn't stand it anymore, and was embarrassed by his wife, so he changed his target. When he saw a better target, he hid aside and thought Shan Yong, who didn't dare to slip away, that's good, and shouted: "Shan Yong, come here, did you stop drinking at my Dapeng again? How much did you drink? It's like my son's drinking capacity, two catties Can't put it down."
Oh, by the way, this is the real master, the couple agreed to the outside world, Lei Ma grabbed Shan Yong and said, "I know I can't run away from you, you bad boy, you taught me to beat my Dapeng badly, eat, drink and whore!" Bet that half of it was learned from his father, and half of it was taught by you, so I insisted on teaching my son to a bad state... My son has three good things and two bad things, let's see if I end up with you..."
"What are you talking about, what are you talking about, what's going on and what's going on, just say some unlucky things." Lei's father, Duobao, couldn't take it anymore, and stopped his wife, who was fierce, and turned around and rolled up her sleeves to have sex with her husband.
Seeing that the two members of Lei's family are about to come together due to foreign troubles and internal strife.Just at this moment, the sound of ding sounded for help, and the door of the emergency room opened. He said in astonishment: "It's okay, I woke up... How much did you drink? The blood alcohol concentration is almost 200. It is a miracle that you can be rescued."
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Shan Yong's legs went limp, and then he felt that his legs were numb after standing for a long time, then Papa Lei was overjoyed when he heard the good news, he curled his mouth and said disdainfully: "It's okay, tell me What's the matter, my son has practiced."
"Get out! Lei Duobao, get the hell out of here." Lei's mother couldn't help but scold her husband, and leaned over to look at her son, who seemed to be just waking up from a collapse, waving her fingers in fear that the son would be stupid: "Dapeng , do you know me... these are a few fingers."
"Mom... don't test me, I know numbers. Hey, I won a donkey, I'll cook meat for you later."
Lei Dapeng spoke softly, maintaining his usual smirk, a little weak.Unexpectedly, the deep love between mother and child made the mother so excited that she shed tears, she held her son's hand and said, "Oh, my silly son, I'm still thinking about my mother at this time... Mom didn't love you for nothing, Much better than your dad... Tell mom what you want to eat, and mom will buy it for you... You can't think about it, and you can win the donkeys back from others. Let me tell you, mom will buy you a bunch of donkeys to raise in our community... ..."
This family of three is not ridiculous, but Lei is happy and warm, but Shan Yong and the others dare not follow him to the ward for fear of being scolded again. Si Muxian looked at Brother Lei's family of three, wondering which one With cramps, he stood there wiping away his tears, Shan Yong was stunned, and realized that something was wrong, he said in a daze, "Why are you crying?"
"It's nothing, I was moved by their family... Boss, I'll take care of Dapeng, and his mother won't train me." Si Muxian said, Shan Yong acquiesced to this point, and looked at Si Muxian as if he had a heart Feeling away.So he went to the donkey garden, fearing that something might happen or so many things happened, Shan Yong was very upset, and when he turned his head, he said to Wang Huating: "Let's go, you go too, if you drink like this, at least you can live in peace for a few days. "
"What about you?" Wang Huating asked, following Shan Yong's footsteps, heading out the door.
"Waiting to go back to be criticized and fought, and the mother will tell my mother later, and then my mother will punish me. Now you know why I didn't take him. Wherever this guy goes, the fool will go out there... ...Hehe, but this time it was the first time I won a bet, and I even won a donkey." Shan Yong said dumbfoundingly, now that he is fine, he felt that this matter was too ridiculous, and he didn't know how it happened.
Wang Huating also laughed, and said with a smile: "Staying with you for more than a month is more than what I have experienced in four years of college. I was scared to death just now. Once Dapeng fell, I will go to the countryside for an internship in two days. How to do?"
"Don't worry about it without him? Save him a branch of red apricot from coming out of the wall and misleading his son." Shan Yong said, causing Wang Huating to laugh, and walked out of the hall. When Shan Yong wanted to go back, Wang Huating was No more, pointed at the car, and said bluntly: "Hey, are you a little gentlemanly, you threw up a car, and I borrowed the car, so it's fine if you don't let you pay for it, and you don't want to accompany me to the car wash?"
Oh, this is true, the two got into the car, but unexpectedly there was no ambiguous emotion in the space alone, the smell was wrong, the smell of wine was so strong that it could ignite a fire, both of them covered their noses, opened the car window, and put the car in the nearest place. The car went to the car wash...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 44
Shan Yong runs very fast, and it is not without reason that he can scare Shan Yong like this. Luzhou people are good at wine, especially in the countryside. They always keep five kilograms pots of bulk liquor with a strength of [-] degrees. The following is called boring, but the gang from Shijia Village are even more ferocious. The best mouthful is Mengdao Donkey. This kind of distilled wine can reach [-] degrees. It is no problem to use it as alcohol, let alone spell wine , If you haven't touched it, you have to be put down in twos and twos, or how can you be fooled?
That means that even animals can fall, let alone individuals?This wine got its name because of this, and because of its cheap price, it has always been the favorite of traffickers.
Soon, when I ran to the edge of the fence, a group of people had already gathered. Rural people like to be lively, crowded to watch, many people yelled, Shan Yong weighed his feet and looked around. In the small slaughterhouse, blood. There is a broken table in the middle, a table with meat, Lei Dapeng and a big man face each other, a white porcelain bowl is placed in front of each, and the person who pours the wine is Shi Baogui, the young master of the historian, holding the jar and shouting : "Everyone is optimistic. This fat man said that if he loses, he will pay for his mobile phone. If Brother Gen loses, the donkey will belong to this fat man... It's the third bowl. Don't miss it. If you miss a drop, you will be fined a bowl."
As he spoke, he poured out two bowls of Pingping, held them up to show fairness, and handed them to the two drinkers. Lei Dapeng and the big man straightened up, leaned their hands, and gurgled straight into their throats, applauding around, shouting , Shocking applause.
When we got here, Shan Yong didn't dare to go forward. When Si Muxian was about to go up, Shan Yong grabbed him and explained in a low voice, this place doesn't persuade you three times, fights, drinks or gambling, why? ?No reason, because fighting, gambling, and drinking have become a part of daily life. Whoever advises people to be anxious with you, anyway, Shan Yong said helplessly: "Wait to carry someone."
Wang Huating also joined in. I have never seen this scene of men and women fighting around drinking, and asked Si Muxian dumbfounded, what's wrong with Lei Dapeng? Go there.
However, Si Muxian explained dumbfoundingly, the two came to see the donkey slaughtered, maybe the buddy who slaughtered the donkey looked at Lei Dapeng in a playful way, and was quite right-tempered. Awesome, one brags how awesome it is to eat donkey meat, and then the two of them hit the wall, both bragging that they can drink it. You say that a foreigner goes to other villages to brag that he can drink the special products here, and it is not impressive. Well, the more you talk, the more embarrassing it is, well, the two of them made a bet, and Lei Dapeng bet on the mobile phone, Apple's.The donkey slaughterer was also not convinced, apples are so expensive, I bet on a donkey!
People will be happy to hear that the donkey is beaten by drinking, but if there is a fight, someone will fall, which will alarm the young master of the historian. This young master bet on the outside, betting on the winner of the donkey, and he has been notarized. When I rushed back to do this, when the third bowl was finished, Mr. Shi's family also came, and the rural people were already familiar with it. Not only did this historian not stop him, but he watched the battle with great interest. Mr. Shi yelled and raised his bet again. , Whoever wins will be rewarded with two donkey whips, which provokes another burst of applause from the crowd.
At this time, Lei Dapeng's face was pale, and the three bowls of wine were enough to weigh a catty, and every mouthful was scorching hot, making his throat itchy. He poured another catty, so fiercely, although the black and red complexion could not be discerned, but fine beads of sweat had already appeared on his forehead.It is indeed a strong drink that can fool a donkey. It seems that whoever wins may not feel good.
"The fourth bowl, look after it... The highest record in our village is ten bowls down, let's see if there is any record broken today." Shi Guigui shouted, the fourth bowl was given to the two of them, and they drank it all in one gulp. The two stared at each other with hatred, neither of them convinced.
Outside the crowd, Wang Huating couldn't see anymore, and tugged Shan Yong. When Shan Yong turned his head, Wang Huating whispered in his ear: "What should I do? Dapeng can't stand it anymore... I'll drink too much."
"Then what should I do? If you admit cowardice now, you won't be ashamed to enter the village in the future." Shan Yong whispered back in his ear, riding a tiger is hard to get off, so he can only hold on. It's better to drink up than run away. If you lose, you'll be a bachelor.
"Don't you want to drink people up just because you still have to enter the village?" Wang Huating said again, when she had nothing to do, she tightly held Shan Yong's arm, as if begging him to find a way, Shan Yong looked at him in surprise, Shaking his head, he said in a low voice, "Wait, it will fall down soon... We will carry the person, you drive, quickly find a place to lavage the stomach."
"Ah!?" Wang Huating had a bitter face, but she didn't know it was this kind of solution.
But looking at a group of crazy villagers and guests with good things from outside, it seems that there is no better way except this way.
You think you're about to fall, but you don't fall.When the fifth bowl was eaten, the faces of the two of them became even uglier, but fortunately, they both stood.The shouts of the onlookers were lively. Everyone in Mengdaolu Village knew that those who could pass five bowls were called massive. Generally speaking, it was rare for people from other places to support three bowls in the village.
And the situation at the scene seems to be clear. The villager who fights wine is Shi Genwa, a donkey butcher. He is 1.9 meters tall and his arms are all bulging. The mouth is still big, and the mouth opens like a barrel mouth. Once a bowl of Gudu is poured, you don’t know where it goes. On the other hand, Lei Dapeng has a protruding belly, thin legs and irregular appearance. It seems that there is no suspense for that sturdy man to win. .
After the sixth bowl, Lei Dapeng's expression became even uglier, but that Shi Genwa was extremely tough, and he clasped his fists, causing the whole village to encourage him.
After the seventh bowl, Shan Yong's face was also ugly. He knew that Lei Dapeng's drinking capacity had exceeded the limit. If he drank to a certain extent, it would anesthetize all your nerves, and you would fall unconsciously. In winter, in the surrounding villages, there are people who drink too much and unconsciously go outdoors and freeze to death.Don't look at the prosperity here now, but it used to be a poor country. "Eat well and die quickly" is the life belief of the villagers. Whoever drinks to death, in the eyes of the villagers, he will die happily. .
The eighth bowl, Lei Dapeng drank it with gritted teeth, his crooked eyebrows and squinting eyes seemed to be stagnant, and the other party was not feeling well, his Adam's apple was twitching violently, it was extremely difficult to swallow, and when both of them swallowed it Okay, now it's all over, the whole village is excited, waving, shouting, clamoring, the young master in the center is pouring wine, shouting excitedly: "It's close to the record, it's a big deal to break the record today .Come... the ninth bowl, this bowl can't be overwhelmed, and the loser is also a hero, isn't it, Dad!."
Old Man Shi was also surprised, and shouted with his thumbs up: "Yes, they are all good guys, young people, with a few tricks, no one in our village has won for decades."
This praise made the discussion even more exciting. Shi Genwa raised her neck and poured it into her stomach with all her strength.Lei Dapeng was holding the wine bowl, and it was almost at the end of his crossbow. After a while, he took a sip, then suddenly accelerated, tilted his neck and poured it all in, and reluctantly put down the bowl. The opponent had already finished drinking, and he was also reluctantly supporting the table , looking at the opposite person with shaking eyes.The two of them were drunk-eyed and drunk-eyed, and they were almost dying.
"Okay... No matter who wins or loses, this young man will always be a guest in the village. Come, let's see who can break my Shi Baoquan's record."
Mr. Shi yelled and suppressed his son's voice. He drank so fiercely that the villagers and the sensible guests from outside were frightened. On the contrary, he didn't think it was so intense. If he drank any more, it wouldn't be so exciting. If it is better than an animal, even the two donkeys should fall.
"The tenth bowl..." Shi Baogui was so excited that he carried the bowl around the crowd and placed it in front of the two of them. Even he could tell that the two of them had only a few mouthfuls at most, and it was a good show to be overwhelmed immediately. We're about to see it.
Shi Genwa, who was drinking with Lei Dapeng, exerted all his strength to hold the wine bowl. It was not level, and he barely put it a few centimeters away from his mouth. When he was about to drink, he looked at Lei Dapeng. Dapeng didn't carry the bowl, and he smiled triumphantly. This was the remaining consciousness, waiting for the other party to collapse from alcohol, but unexpectedly, Lei Dapeng stared suddenly, as if he was sober. He picked up the bowl, raised his neck, and poured the wine into his mouth with a gulp. His mouth was already overflowing with wine, and then he threw the bowl with a loud "pop", pointed at his opponent and laughed loudly: " If you don't drink well from the bowl, bring the jar."
To put it bluntly, he was surrounded by hundreds of people, all of whom were even more frightened. Shi Genwa, who was holding a wine bowl, saw how fierce his opponent was, and lost all fighting spirit in an instant. When he closed his eyes, he lost consciousness. , fell to the ground with a whirring sound.The wine and the bowl in his hand rolled away for a long time.
It fell, and the man stronger than the donkey fell first, revealing a dark horse like Pilego.
There were hundreds of people, all in silence, the outsiders beat the locals, it was the first time, and the winners seemed to have nothing to do, no one stood around, this scene frightened Shan Yong, Simuxian and Wang Huating.It was as if he had never known Lei Dapeng before.
It took a while to hear old man Shi take the lead and shout: "Okay, good man, bring him another jar... I haven't seen a good man who has passed ten bowls for decades."
Unexpectedly, at this sentence, Lei Dapeng turned his head and smiled foolishly, and fell backwards without warning.So the surrounding coaxed a laugh, dare to feel that this guy was bluffing, and he didn't escape the result of being deceived.
"Hurry up..." Shan Yong separated from the crowd, went straight forward with Si Muxian, and supported Lei Dapeng, who drank like a faucet, gurgling wine.The other party was lifted in the same way, tilting his head and spitting out wine, but after he fell down, the big man was of better quality and could hum. Lei Dapeng was like a dead pig, he didn't respond at all, he could only spitting out wine .
Shan Yong carried it on his back, supported by Simuxian and Wang Huating, and walked anxiously to the car. Lei Dapeng, who had not been conscious for a long time, vomited on Shan Yong, got into the car and vomited on the car again, just sat down, then Shi Baogui, the young master of the historian, ran out happily, handed over his mobile phone, and shouted cheerfully: "Brother Shan, will you get the donkey for you? Hey, don't go, my sister looks at it." I'm falling for you, and I haven't let my mother take a look at it yet."
At this time, Wang Huating, who cared about the donkey and the cheap son-in-law, drove up the village road at high speed, and left in a hurry...
The one in the village was also taken away, but he went to a veterinarian, and most veterinarians would at best try to sober up.Having such a great fun pushed the unlocking ceremony of the Shijia to a climax. He invited all the guests to have dinner in the tents of the temporary building. What did Yong say, did he agree?"
Shi Baoying shook his head, somewhat disappointed.Although he didn't say anything, it was obvious that he declined.
"Hehe, I've said it all. If you are a good man, you won't eat our bowl of ready-made rice. You still don't believe it. But even if you really eat ready-made rice, I don't dare to raise it." Mr. Shi smiled and said, although he is uneducated, he can With uneducated wisdom, it seems that it is a test of gold. The result is that the old man is satisfied, but the daughter seems not to be satisfied. Instead, she complains to the old father: "Dad, I blame you, why did you put it down? Maybe I won’t dare to come again.”
"I've tried it all, he didn't come here for you, you should give up; he's not someone from the farmer, I'm also relieved, this young man has high ambitions, I think he's like that, and you don't like me , This is not someone who can enter a family." The old man said with the eyes of someone who came here, he didn't know if his daughter had heard it, there were a lot of guests, and he greeted the guests from Texas with arms folded, and invited them into the big tent first.
Shi Baoying stared obsessively at the off-road vehicle leaving in the dust, and the figure lingered in front of his eyes for no reason. He noticed this young man very early on. He was diligent and clever. He always came here once or twice a month to drive donkeys with the village. The butchers, butchers, and stewed meats are all mixed well, and they only buy real good meat at a good price. Everyone has a steelyard in their hearts. For this reason, she even made a special investigation, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a disappointing result.
In fact, with her personality, if Shan Yong eagerly agreed, she might be even more disappointed.It's just that he's not as disappointed as he is now. He never thought that he would be so light-hearted. It's not important for her to weigh herself with that attitude.This is what disappointed her the most.
The big feast was on, and Shi Baoying's family was toasting next to each tent. There was always something that made her unhappy...
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Four hours later, Luzhou Heping Hospital, the emergency room, the red light was on...
Lei Ge won so badly, he put himself on the emergency bed and hadn't come out for almost three hours, he was unconscious and frightened the people outside. Soft.Shan Yong and Si Muxian were not much better, they smelled of alcohol, it was Lei Ge who vomited, and the two of them were woken up by the cold sweat after drinking the wine themselves.
However, the one who should wake up did not wake up for a long time, stomach lavage, enema... Severe alcoholism, the doctor asked his family members to come to the scene, and Shan Yong was so frightened that his hands trembled and he didn't dare to think about it. He stammered Notified Lei Dapeng's parents, which was good, and scolded Shan Yong while howling on the phone.
After a while, people came, a fat woman, the image of a shrew covered in jewels and jewels, with seven or eight golden goblets on her ten fingers upside down, the man knew it was Lei Dapeng's father without even looking. It is simply an enhanced version of Lei Dapeng, except for the crooked eyebrows and a bunch of beards, the two rushed over, and when they were still in the emergency room, Lei's mother turned around and complained to Lei's father, and opened her mouth to curse: " Look at it, Lei Duobao, since you were young, you have nothing to teach my son what to do, teach him to drink, my son can't get over it, and I won't get over it with you."
"Go, go, here and there? This has something to do with my teaching. It's all because you played mahjong all the time when you were pregnant with my son, and made him foolish. He couldn't drink enough." Lei Duobao taught his wife, my wife He is not a vegetarian anymore, he stared at this remark, and scolded his old self: "Hold your mother's legs, you hooked up with a little wife outside, my old lady doesn't play mahjong, and she is crying every day, you are so embarrassed Say."
"What are you talking about... talking nonsense, what happened that year." Dad Lei Duobao couldn't stand it anymore, and was embarrassed by his wife, so he changed his target. When he saw a better target, he hid aside and thought Shan Yong, who didn't dare to slip away, that's good, and shouted: "Shan Yong, come here, did you stop drinking at my Dapeng again? How much did you drink? It's like my son's drinking capacity, two catties Can't put it down."
Oh, by the way, this is the real master, the couple agreed to the outside world, Lei Ma grabbed Shan Yong and said, "I know I can't run away from you, you bad boy, you taught me to beat my Dapeng badly, eat, drink and whore!" Bet that half of it was learned from his father, and half of it was taught by you, so I insisted on teaching my son to a bad state... My son has three good things and two bad things, let's see if I end up with you..."
"What are you talking about, what are you talking about, what's going on and what's going on, just say some unlucky things." Lei's father, Duobao, couldn't take it anymore, and stopped his wife, who was fierce, and turned around and rolled up her sleeves to have sex with her husband.
Seeing that the two members of Lei's family are about to come together due to foreign troubles and internal strife.Just at this moment, the sound of ding sounded for help, and the door of the emergency room opened. He said in astonishment: "It's okay, I woke up... How much did you drink? The blood alcohol concentration is almost 200. It is a miracle that you can be rescued."
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Shan Yong's legs went limp, and then he felt that his legs were numb after standing for a long time, then Papa Lei was overjoyed when he heard the good news, he curled his mouth and said disdainfully: "It's okay, tell me What's the matter, my son has practiced."
"Get out! Lei Duobao, get the hell out of here." Lei's mother couldn't help but scold her husband, and leaned over to look at her son, who seemed to be just waking up from a collapse, waving her fingers in fear that the son would be stupid: "Dapeng , do you know me... these are a few fingers."
"Mom... don't test me, I know numbers. Hey, I won a donkey, I'll cook meat for you later."
Lei Dapeng spoke softly, maintaining his usual smirk, a little weak.Unexpectedly, the deep love between mother and child made the mother so excited that she shed tears, she held her son's hand and said, "Oh, my silly son, I'm still thinking about my mother at this time... Mom didn't love you for nothing, Much better than your dad... Tell mom what you want to eat, and mom will buy it for you... You can't think about it, and you can win the donkeys back from others. Let me tell you, mom will buy you a bunch of donkeys to raise in our community... ..."
This family of three is not ridiculous, but Lei is happy and warm, but Shan Yong and the others dare not follow him to the ward for fear of being scolded again. Si Muxian looked at Brother Lei's family of three, wondering which one With cramps, he stood there wiping away his tears, Shan Yong was stunned, and realized that something was wrong, he said in a daze, "Why are you crying?"
"It's nothing, I was moved by their family... Boss, I'll take care of Dapeng, and his mother won't train me." Si Muxian said, Shan Yong acquiesced to this point, and looked at Si Muxian as if he had a heart Feeling away.So he went to the donkey garden, fearing that something might happen or so many things happened, Shan Yong was very upset, and when he turned his head, he said to Wang Huating: "Let's go, you go too, if you drink like this, at least you can live in peace for a few days. "
"What about you?" Wang Huating asked, following Shan Yong's footsteps, heading out the door.
"Waiting to go back to be criticized and fought, and the mother will tell my mother later, and then my mother will punish me. Now you know why I didn't take him. Wherever this guy goes, the fool will go out there... ...Hehe, but this time it was the first time I won a bet, and I even won a donkey." Shan Yong said dumbfoundingly, now that he is fine, he felt that this matter was too ridiculous, and he didn't know how it happened.
Wang Huating also laughed, and said with a smile: "Staying with you for more than a month is more than what I have experienced in four years of college. I was scared to death just now. Once Dapeng fell, I will go to the countryside for an internship in two days. How to do?"
"Don't worry about it without him? Save him a branch of red apricot from coming out of the wall and misleading his son." Shan Yong said, causing Wang Huating to laugh, and walked out of the hall. When Shan Yong wanted to go back, Wang Huating was No more, pointed at the car, and said bluntly: "Hey, are you a little gentlemanly, you threw up a car, and I borrowed the car, so it's fine if you don't let you pay for it, and you don't want to accompany me to the car wash?"
Oh, this is true, the two got into the car, but unexpectedly there was no ambiguous emotion in the space alone, the smell was wrong, the smell of wine was so strong that it could ignite a fire, both of them covered their noses, opened the car window, and put the car in the nearest place. The car went to the car wash...
(End of this chapter)
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