original chef king

Chapter 55 Human Spells

Li Qi didn't dare to question the old tortoise's ability. To put it bluntly, the old tortoise could get him a few beasts at random, but of course he wouldn't believe in helping others.

"Help others? Hehe! Do you think I will believe this nonsense? In my understanding, there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world. If you don't ask for anything from me, how can you help me so wholeheartedly?" Me? Unless you're idle, playing with me on purpose to relieve yourself." Li Qi shook his head and sneered.

"You really saved my old turtle's belly with the heart of a villain!"

The old turtle sighed, and said: "I don't deny it, the reason why I stayed here was to wait for your arrival, but it's not that I asked for you, it's just that I promised someone. That person is afraid of you After coming here, I couldn't adapt for a while, so I begged me to wait for you here, and let me help you if necessary. You see, you have only been here for a long time, and you have been in danger a few times. If I didn't help you I'm afraid you're dead already."

Li Qi did not doubt this, because when he first arrived, it was fortunate that Chi and the others arrived in time, so it must not be a coincidence, because at that time, if Chi and the others wanted to go out of the valley, there must be instructions from heaven, that is, the instructions of this old tortoise , frowning and asked: "Who is that person?"

"He is just treating you nicely, and he has absolutely no intentions. As for who he is, you will know all of this naturally when you know that you have completed the task."

"I don't understand, why do gods and beasts like you always make yourself look inscrutable, and only speak half of what you say, can't you explain it a little bit more clearly?" Li Qi was very Displeased said.

If the old tortoise didn't know anything, then that's all. He could sit down, have a glass of wine, make friends, etc. The problem was that he knew everything, but he didn't say anything, which made Li Qi very depressed.

"I don't understand either. Why do you always complain that I didn't tell you, but never thought about finding out by yourself? I don't owe you anything." The old turtle said helplessly.

Li Qi snorted, "Whoever said you don't owe me anything, you brought me here."

The old tortoise chuckled, "I already have a tortoise shell, so I won't carry the blame! You came here on your own will, and it has nothing to do with me."

Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "My wish? Brother Turtle, can you stop being funny? My wish is to go back to the Northern Song Dynasty and reunite with my family. I can swear that you are so awesome. Don't you know?"

The old turtle said: "Didn't I say that it was just a dream."

Dream your uncle, do you think I am stupid? If it is a dream, I can still hold a pistol in my hand?I said that what is happening now is more like a dream.Li Qi raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay! Let's put it this way, will I be able to return to the Northern Song Dynasty after completing the task?"

The old turtle said lightly: "You don't have to complete the task."

".!"

Li Qi was stunned for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Then what are you doing here?"

The old tortoise sighed softly: "In fact, after you live in Heishi Valley, I can leave, because I have fulfilled my promise. But I think you seem a little self-righteous, thinking that you are very smart, so you plan to go with you I met you once. I just want to remind you that this place is much more terrifying than you imagined. Don’t think that you can do whatever you want here because you have advanced knowledge of civilization. What you see is nothing more than It is the tip of the iceberg in this world, if you can get out of this iceberg, you will know how humble and small you are."

Li Qi shook his head and said, "That's not what I care about."

"This is the problem. Everything you have obtained today is very difficult. If you don't cherish it, you will feel very regretful, because your task is not imposed on you by anyone, but by you. own will."

Li Qi was very confused when he heard that, because he really didn't have the will.

The old tortoise really didn't explain clearly, and said: "Okay, that's all I want to say. From this moment on, you have to rely on yourself to survive here."

Li Qi asked in surprise, "Are you leaving?"

"Ah."

"I'll leave later! Let's talk again, this meeting is fate!" Li Qi hurriedly raised his hand, thinking, this is the only clue, I can't let it go, hold it first, I don't believe I can't pry its mouth open.He rolled his eyes and asked again: "That's right! You are the 'God'!"

The old tortoise said: "I didn't say that, it's the ignorant humans down there who think so, I'm just too lazy to explain to them."

Li Qi frowned a little, and asked again: "I heard that people who are dying in Heishi Valley will come here, did you let them come?"

"Ah."

"What about them?"

"I ate it."

"Being eaten by you?" Li Qi opened his mouth wide. He really didn't expect this answer.

The old turtle hehe said: "Didn't you also say that there is no free lunch in this world, I have been protecting them all the time, and eating their dying people, what's wrong?"

"Do not."

Li Qi shook his head, and said sarcastically: "It's just that I saw your old turtle family's kindness and kindness, and thought you were a vegetarian. I didn't expect you to be a cannibal, hehe, I really didn't expect it." But there was a bit of fear in his eyes.

The turtle asked with a smile, "Are you afraid?"

Li Qi asked instead, "Shouldn't I be afraid?"

The old turtle said: "When you realize this world, you will know that this is nothing at all. Well, I should go!"

"Wait a little longer."

Li Qi said embarrassingly: "Don't pat your ass and leave, I don't know anything about the situation now."

The old turtle said: "You don't need to figure out anything at all, because the only goal of human beings is to survive in this world, and thinking so much will not help you at all."

"Yes! Survive!" Li Qi said: "That's what I mean, you don't know how to survive here now, why don't you stay and help me, or teach me some spells and pass on some skills."

The old tortoise smiled and said, "Isn't your human spell already in your hands?" As he spoke, he suddenly raised his left front leg and pointed at Li Qi's right hand.

Li Qi glanced at the pistol in his hand, and said: "It's just a pistol. I may not even be able to beat it now. If you stay and teach me some skills, it's best that I can fly into the sky and escape from the ground, invulnerable, three-headed and six-armed, um... Yes, let me think about it first."

The old tortoise replied solemnly: "Isn't the clothes on your body already making you invulnerable? As for you want to fly, you can build an airplane!"

".!"

Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and said: "I don't really think about airplanes, I just want to make an atomic ejection." He added in his heart, and then exploded your mouth.

The old tortoise hehe said, "It's also possible!"

Is it not even afraid of the atomic bomb?Forget it, try again when you have a chance.Li Qi suddenly smiled, and said with a harmless face: "Brother Turtle, how about I take you as my teacher and learn from you, and when I become stronger, I will save mankind and maintain world peace, okay? "

The old tortoise was silent for a while, and said helplessly: "I will skip the apprenticeship, and I will help you one more time. You close your eyes first."

Li Qi said with a chuckle: "Brother Turtle, you are so powerful, so don't play this trick. I will definitely disappear when I open my eyes. This is a game I played when I was young."

The old turtle smiled and said, "I want to go, can you stay?"

That's true.Li Qi rolled his eyes and said with a grin: "Brother Turtle, to tell you the truth, I am very dull in aptitude, and I can't learn any quick methods, and my parents told me since I was a child that no matter what I learn, This foundation is very important. You see, I have never learned any spells. I should start from the basics, so as not to go crazy, and practice Dugu Nine Swords into evil swordsmanship. How about this? Make a delicious meal to honor you, and we will start learning the day after tomorrow."

He didn't want to learn any spells, he didn't have any interest in those at all, he just wanted to keep the old turtle and ask what was going on.

"You kid is really talking nonsense!"

"I!"

As soon as Li Qi said a word, his eyes went dark, his ears buzzed, and his brain felt a little groggy.

"Li Qi! Li Qi!"

In a daze, Li Qi heard someone calling him, opened his eyes, and saw a young face dangling in front of him, he couldn't help exclaiming: "Nong!"

"Why are you sitting here and falling asleep!" Nong asked curiously while carrying a handful of grass.

Asleep?Li Qi stood up suddenly, looked around, and found that he was at the place he had agreed with Nong, shit!I was tricked by that bastard!Could it be... Could it be that he has already taught me the magic of immortality.Thinking of this, he jumped lightly.

Ten centimeters off the ground.

Nong on the side looked curiously and said, "What are you doing?"

"Oh no. Nothing."

Li Qi shook his head, his face flushed slightly.

Suddenly, I heard the voice of the old turtle coming from the sky, "Everything you have now is hard-won, you have to make good use of them, because these are the most powerful spells for you humans, and nothing else can help you you."

"Damn! Why is it hard to come by, you should explain clearly!"

Li Qi shouted excitedly.

"Are you talking to me?" Nong looked at Li Qi curiously.

Li Qi looked back at Nong and asked, "Didn't you hear that?"

Nong nodded and said, "I heard you, you said, 'Why is it hard to come by, you should explain clearly!'."

"that's it?"

"Ah."

(End of this chapter)