One Punch Dad

Chapter 105 [108] My wife was someone just now, pretending to be your sister
Although they lived with Meng Xiaoqiao and the others for seven years, Aunt Mei really did not know that there was Meng Xiaoyu.

Because she didn't know that Meng Xiao Qiao had a younger sister, Aunt Mei shook her head after thinking about it and said, "I only know that Xiao Qiao has a younger brother named Meng Meng, but I don't know that she has a younger sister. Joe's cousin or something."

"Cousin and cousin have nothing to do with me. I don't bother to care if I'm not my own sister. I'm not a philanthropist. If a cousin is still talking to me like this, give her a song, fuck off."

After muttering a few words angrily, Liu Meng picked up the phone again and said with a smile on his face; "Hi, first of all my name is Liu Xing, although my nickname is Liu Meng, but we haven't Ripe to the point where it can be called a flower name.

Also, although I don't know where you got my phone number, out of courtesy, I ask you not to call me in the future.

One last thing, is there anything else? If not, I will hang up. I wish you a happy life. 88. "

"Stop, stop, don't hang up, don't hang up, I'm Meng Xiaoyu, sister of your wife Meng Xiaoqiao."

Seeing that Liu Meng was going to hang up the phone if he disagreed, Meng Xiaoyu quickly explained loudly, "I secretly got your mobile phone number from my sister, but she has already asked you to write songs for me." Agreed, so hurry up and write to me, remember to be youthful."

Meng Xiaoqiao's younger sister, Meng Xiaoyu, is surnamed Meng, so she is from the father-in-law's side, and the one from the father-in-law's side belongs to the cousin.

After self-righteously sorting out the relationship between Meng Xiaoqiao and Meng Xiaoyu, Liu Meng took the phone and said impatiently; , I will give it to your sister when the time comes."

Give it to my sister, can I still be okay?

If you give it to my sister, it is estimated that all the good ones will be detained by then, and the bad ones will be given to me if she doesn't want them.

After slandering Meng Xiaoqiao a few words in her heart, Meng Xiaoyu took her mobile phone and said coquettishly; "Brother-in-law, don't hang up, my sister said you are a genius at songwriting, can you make up a song for me to listen to, youth!" Yes, the girls sang it, please..."

Hearing Meng Xiaoyu's words, Liu Meng pulled up his sleeve and glanced at the time on his watch.

After realizing that there was still a little time before departure, Liu Meng pondered in his mind, and then sang softly into the phone; "MAI-A-HO, MAI-A-HA-HAHELLO...

HELLO, look at me, what are you afraid of? It was my fault. I failed to mature myself...

There are so many wounds. I am no longer afraid of pain. It’s nothing. After I turn around, I will practice the magical skills of body protection.

When I see cockroaches, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm nervous
Timidity will only make you more emaciated. Paralysis is also an act of bravery
Sleeping alone, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. Courage is like a quilt. Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. No matter how dark the night is, I will pretend that I can’t see the sun. It will appear soon. "

After singing a song involuntarily, Liu Meng quickly smiled awkwardly at Jack and the others, and then continued with his mobile phone; "How about it, this song is very suitable for youth, girls, do you like it, do you want it?"

"Brother-in-law, you have such a good voice, if you don't come back to sing, why are you punching, punching is too wasteful.

Brother-in-law, I like this song, I want this song, can you give it to me, by the way, what is the name of the song? After being shocked by Liu Meng's singing, Meng Xiaoyu asked shyly while holding the phone.

Although I don't know if Meng Xiaoyu memorized the lyrics, Liu Meng still held his mobile phone and said with a serious face; "This song is called Don't Be Afraid, It's a song I wrote before, and it's a song I've already written Online, registered songs.

If you want it, just tell your sister and my wife, let her come and get it from me, I will send her the song and arrangement by email, if she doesn't ask me, then you are out of the game , hehehehe... "

Such a good song is known by my sister, will there be anything wrong with me?

Absolutely don't let my sister know, I must take down this song before she knows.

After paying attention in her heart, Meng Xiaoqiao held the mobile phone and said with a smile on her face; "Brother-in-law, everyone says that brother-in-law is half of my sister-in-law, and your half is mine. It's not too much for me to ask you for a song. Just give me the song Don’t Be Afraid, Don’t Be Afraid, please, brother-in-law.”

"Don't, don't, you'd better let me go, let's not say that my wife is your sister, it has yet to be confirmed.

Even if my wife is really your older sister, then it is impossible for me to share half of myself with you. I am very dedicated. If you want to share half with your brother-in-law, then you can go find your other brother-in-law. "

"In addition, as far as I know, my wife doesn't have any real sisters, so you cousin who came out of nowhere, if you really want to ask for a song, please go to your sister, don't bother me, I I don’t know you well, and maybe I won’t know you well in the future.”

"One last thing to say, it's getting late, I'm no younger than you guys, I have a lot of free time to play, I'm going to the company for a meeting, remember, don't call me anymore, if you need anything, please pass your sister Come to me, bye..."

Thinking that Meng Xiaoyu was Meng Xiaoqiao's cousin and had some improper thoughts about him, Liu Meng took his mobile phone and mercilessly spoke to Meng Xiaoyu.

Too much, too much, really too much, this hateful brother-in-law turned out to be a poisonous tongue, and even said that to me, woo woo woo...

And there are more and more, and the most outrageous thing is that he actually said that my sister has no younger sister, that I am my sister's cousin or cousin, hateful, hateful, really pissed me off, wow wow wow wow wow.

Meng Xiaoyu, who was wronged, burst into tears immediately, crying loudly, and ran to Meng Xiaoqiao's room and shouted; "Meng Xiaoqiao, your husband scolded me, woo woo, he scolded me for not Your sister also said a lot of bad things, woo woo woo, I'm so sad..."

"Uh, Xiaoyu, why are you crying, and who is the brother-in-law you mentioned? Is the brother-in-law you mentioned my man? I remember that he can only beat people but not curse. Are you mistaken? Seeing Meng Xiaoyu who was crying so hard, Meng Xiaoqiao asked with a complicated face.

Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Meng Xiaoyu took out her mobile phone and cried out with aggrieved face; "I stole the number from your mobile phone. I called him and asked him for a song. He sang me a nice song. song.

Then I asked him for it as my sister-in-law, but he scolded me severely, saying that you don't have a real sister at all. I have to ask you to ask him, woo woo woo, I’m so sad, I’m so mad, woo woo. "

After checking that the number belonged to Liu Meng, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately turned to Keli and Meng Qiangsen and asked, "Keli, you and that bastard, did you tell me about my younger sister? When you went to the United States for the first time, did you talk about your sister?"

"No, we haven't mentioned your sister. Gome, not only that guy doesn't know you have a sister, but even Aunt Mei and the others probably don't know that you have a sister." Meng Qiangsen After shaking their heads together, Keri explained with a wry smile.

"Okay, this is my sister's fault. It's okay for my sister to come with you for the song you want. Don't cry. Isn't it a pity to cry with such a pretty face? My sister will call now and give You can curse back."

After comforting Meng Xiaoyu a few words, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately took out her mobile phone, and then familiarly pressed the long-distance dial button on Liu Meng's phone number, and got through to Liu Meng's mobile phone after a short while.

On the other side, Liu Meng, who just said goodbye to the little girl and got into the RV with Jack to go to sleep, glanced at the ringing mobile phone, pressed the answer button and asked in English; "Hi, I'm Liu, may I ask who you are? ?”

"Hey, what are you, why did you go last night when you were so weak? You didn't know to call me when you came back from the trip. Did you meet another beautiful woman and plan to give up my wife?" Hearing Liu Meng With a weak voice, Meng Xiaoqiao first complained a few words, and then said slightly distressed.

Hearing it was his wife's voice, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, and then said tenderly; "I went to play with my daughter and Jack for seven days, and there was no signal on the island for seven days, and I accumulated work for seven days. Jack has been busy until now.

I'm so busy that I haven't finished it yet. Later, Jack and I will go to a meeting at the comic book company, and we will also go to the KFC UK contract meeting in the afternoon. My wife, you won't blame me for being so busy that I forgot to call you.

Call, speaking of calling, my wife, I have to tell you something.

Wife, I remember you don’t have a younger sister. Just now a girl named Meng Xiaoyu called to pretend to be your younger sister and asked me for a song. Said to cry. "

"Wow, sis, look at you, he told me to cry, and he was proud of you, I'm sad, oh oh oh..." Hearing Liu Meng's words, Meng Xiaoyu, who had stopped crying, wailed again burst into tears.

Liu Meng; ".."

Is this the cry of the girl just now?no?
But why do I suddenly feel a little uneasy?

I'll go, could it be that this girl is really my sister-in-law, or her own kind? ? ?

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, Xiaoyu, don't cry obediently, my sister will teach your brother-in-law a lesson and let him apologize to you properly."

Sure enough, Liu Meng's uneasiness came true. Meng Xiaoqiao first comforted Meng Xiaoyu, and then took the mobile phone and cursed pretendingly angrily; Can't come out?
And what are you talking about, cousin, cousin, this is my own sister, the sister of Mengmeng and I, the youngest of our Meng family, if you say something wrong, apologize quickly, and the song she wants, you hurry up too give her.

Coax my sister, and then you can squint in the car, remember that work is important, but the body is more important, don't get tired, my husband. "

Feeling warm suddenly, Liu Meng took the mobile phone, and immediately said with an attitude of admitting his mistake; "Xiao Yu, it's brother-in-law who made a mistake, so don't blame brother-in-law, brother-in-law has been busy with work since yesterday morning, and he is a bit confused up.

In addition, it's brother-in-law's fault that he didn't even know about the existence of your sister-in-law, so as compensation, brother-in-law prepared a song for you.

In addition to the previous song Don’t Be Afraid, brother-in-law will prepare three more songs for you [My Answer the Bell] [Goddess of Love] [One Hundred Reasons to Be Lonely] as gifts, and you will forgive brother-in-law for being stupid. Talking idiot, okay? "

"I'm not a child, why are you coaxing me like a child, hum, I hate it to death, you must give me the four songs you said, otherwise I won't call you brother-in-law in the future, hum. "Hearing Liu Meng's flattery, Meng Xiaoyu immediately lost her temper, and complained with her mouth pouting.

Seeing that his sister-in-law was not angry, Liu Meng quickly took his mobile phone and pretended to be pitiful; "Xiao Yu, my brother-in-law is in a hurry to go to a meeting now, and I will call you in person after my brother-in-law finishes working for the past two days. Something like that, can I send you the song directly?"

"Okay then, the previous phone number is mine. Within three days, you must call me, otherwise I will be angry again. Hang up, and thanks brother-in-law." Hearing that Liu Meng was going to a meeting , Meng Xiaoyu said reluctantly while holding the phone reluctantly.

After getting rid of his sister-in-law, Liu Meng hung up the phone and lost his mobile phone. He lay down on the seat and began to sleep without turning his head.

.

(End of this chapter)