One Punch Dad

Chapter 199 [201] My wife was stolen
Back to the first night after Liu Meng and Jack left.

Because of Liu Meng's explanation before leaving, when Aunt Mei was going to bed at night, according to Liu Meng's instructions, she took the starling from the pet room and brought it back home, leaving the newly bought female parrot there alone.

Seeing that Aunt Mei only took himself away without bringing her partner, the starling tilted his head and yelled, "Aunt Mei, my daughter-in-law is still there, why don't you bring her out?"

"At first glance, you are a novice, and you are not so active in picking up girls.

If you want your daughter-in-law to follow you wholeheartedly, you must first let it air out, let it be lonely and afraid for a while, and then it will gradually become dependent on you. "Looking at the absent-minded starling on her shoulder, Aunt Mei said in a funny way.

"Who says I'm a novice? It's not me who tells you. In fact, I have had several wives before, but later... hey, let's not talk about it!"

After a few unconvinced rebuttals, the starling suddenly acted like a studious student, looking at Aunt Mei quacking for advice: "Aunt Mei, what you said is not fooling me, let me tell you, I am very Smart ones!"

"These neighbors, who don't know that my starling is smart, how can Aunt Mei have the wisdom to fool you!"

After complimenting myna for a few words, Aunt Mei took myna home and said with a smile all over her face: "Let's go home, Aunt Mei bought you sweet melon seeds, do you want to eat them?"

Mynah, who wanted to say a few more words, immediately nodded excitedly when Aunt Mei said that there are melon seeds to eat, and said, "Yes, I like melon seeds the most, especially the creamy ones. They are so delicious." !"

"Understood, the one I bought for you is milk-flavored."

The poor starling had no idea what was going to happen tonight, and was fooled by Aunt Mei to go home just because of a pack of milk-flavored melon seeds.

Time turned, 01:30 in the morning.

When the residents of the community were falling asleep, a black commercial vehicle slowly stopped at the gate of the community.

"Hurry up, the parrot is in the pet room in the backyard of their house. Remember, leave as soon as you take the parrot. Don't cause trouble." After the commercial vehicle stopped, an old man's voice came from inside.

Huhuhu... After a sound of opening the door, two strong men came down with a birdcage, nodded their heads and replied softly: "Yes, it's just a bird, I promise to get it back for you quickly." .”

"Go, hurry up, I have to catch a plane back to Xiahua later." The old man revealed his head under the light and said with a faint smile.

Hearing this, the two strong men stopped talking nonsense, nodded, and then took the birdcage and headed straight for the backyard of Liu Meng's house.

The lights in the pet room of Liu Meng's house were not turned off, so it was easily found by two strong men.

"Quack quack quack, spring sleep is not aware of the dawn, and there are birds everywhere, and the mynah screams, and they all run away." As soon as the two strong men approached the pet room, there was a burst of yelling from the mynah.

Hearing the mynah's cry, the two strong men looked at each other in surprise, then nimbly entered the pet room with the cage, grabbed the parrot inside and stuffed it into the cage, then turned over and left the backyard nimbly.

After leaving the backyard, the two strong men led the cage back to the commercial vehicle without stopping, and then waved their hands to signal the driver to drive away.

Ka Ka Ka... Gen, Gen... After a sound of the car starting, the commercial vehicle quickly disappeared at the gate of the community.

In the car, the old man reached out to take the cage, first looked at the parrot inside, and then said with a smile: "When you caught it, did it make any noise?"

"It's out, it's Xia Hua's words, I don't quite understand it, it seems that Chun Mian didn't know something." Hearing the old man's question, one of the strong men nodded in response.

"I don't feel dawn when I sleep in spring, I hear birds singing everywhere, the sound of wind and rain at night, I don't know how many flowers are falling."

Thinking of the articles he read recently on the Internet, the old man couldn't help singing.

Although they couldn't understand the same thing, but in order to get the final payment earlier, the two strong men still cooperated very much and said: "Yes, yes, yes... When we entered, it read something like this. We were all shocked at that time. We I thought there was someone hiding in there!"

"Okay, your task has been completed very well. Here, your final payment is 50. I hope you can abide by the agreement and forget what happened tonight." Hearing what the strong man said, the old man nodded in satisfaction, and then handed The two strong men gave a check and said with a straight face.

After receiving the old man's check, the two strong men nodded in satisfaction, then asked the driver to stop and get off the car, and said with a smile on their faces: "It's a happy cooperation. Next time you have such a task, come to us again."

Boom boom boom... The old man didn't answer the strong man's words, and asked the driver to drive away.

Looking at the business car leaving quickly, one of the two strong men spat and said with disdain: "Bah... what kind of attitude, if it wasn't for the high commission, I really don't want to talk to this dead old man Xia Hua, Humph."

"Forget it, one million yuan for a parrot, that's it. Let's go, let's go." Hearing his companion's complaint, another strong man stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, took out the check he had just received, and said with a smile on his face. said with a smile.

The next day, early in the morning, Mynah flew to the pet room and was dumbfounded when he saw the door opened.

With an uneasy heart, I flew into the pet room, and there was a scream from inside: "Oh my god, my god, it's a monster! My wife has run away...!"

"Mynah, mynah, what's your name so early in the morning?" Aunt Mei, who came over with a water basin when she heard mynah's call, shouted angrily.

"Bad Aunt Mei, Aunt Mei is a big villain, woohoo, big villain...!"

After complaining for a while, the starling looked at Aunt Mei, as if looking at an enemy, and said, "Aunt Mei, do you think my wife is beautiful and you are jealous of her, so you let me go?"

"You're a big-headed ghost, you can't speak well, why are you shouting, and then call me to deprive you of today's sunflower seeds, hum."

After disliking the starling, Aunt Mei looked at the empty pet room and the opened door, immediately covered her forehead, and said speechlessly: "Damn, it was really stolen, who are these people, even a pet Even parrots... why are you looking at me like this, I didn't steal your wife."

"Bad Aunt Mei, Aunt Rotten Mei, you are a big villain, you accompany my wife, uh...you accompany my wife."

After scolding Aunt Mei, the starling flew to the parrot stand, and sang sadly: "Little cabbage, yellow rice, two or three years old, mother is dead.

I'm afraid that my father will marry the stepmother, and it will take three years to marry the stepmother.

I gave birth to a younger brother who is stronger than me, and my younger brother eats noodles and I drink soup.

Picking up the noodle bowl and tearing up, I miss my mother, I miss my mother, the peach blossoms are blooming and the apricot blossoms are falling...! "

Hearing mynah's coaxing and howling, Aunt Mei stretched out her hand to catch mynah, and said helplessly, "Stop singing cabbage? I'll buy you another female parrot, okay?"

"You can buy another parrot, but you can't buy my wife back, cabbage, ground yellow...!" The mynah who had lost his temper ignored Aunt Mei's words, still crying with sadness on his face. shouted.

(End of this chapter)