One Punch Dad

Chapter 223 [225] Fisherman, catch fish

Faced with Liu Meng's gnashing of teeth, Sato Xiaomo and the others pretended not to see it, and continued to fish and drink beer leisurely.

"Bald-headed Qiang suddenly yelled, Xiong Da, don't run away, quickly return my chainsaw to me, or I will shoot you shit, but Xiong Da not only ignored Bald-headed Qiang, but also got into it all at once. The woods are gone."

After helplessly telling the little guys about Duan Guangtouqiang, Liu Meng touched the little guys' heads and said with a smile on his face; "Okay, that's the end of today's story, everyone go to accompany your dad Mom, let's go fishing."

"Uncle, let's go fishing with Dad [Mom], and when we get home, you have to tell us the story of the next episode." Outlaw Saburo, Xiao Mo Tieya, Muzi Naier, and Sakura heard Liu If it's a hooligan, he immediately raised his little head and said eagerly.

Facing the four pairs of pitiful little eyes, Liu Meng first sighed helplessly, then nodded and said, "Okay, okay, as long as you are obedient, when we go home after fishing, uncle will continue to tell you stories." .”

"Okay, then uncle, let's go fishing with Dad [Mom], hehehe..." After hearing Liu Meng's promise to go back and tell stories to himself and others, Sakura, Tsuna Saburo, Muzi Nai'er, Xiao Mo Tieya , immediately bouncing and running towards his parents, while laughing and laughing.

"Huhuhu finally got these little guys done, hey, I'll go fishing too."

After heaving a sigh of relief, Liu Meng stretched out his arms to pick up the little girl and walked to the river with a fishing rod, and said with a smile on his face; "Xinxin, Dad will take you fishing, what fish do you want to eat, Dad?" How about I catch some fish for you??"

"Dad, I heard that the whale is very big. You can catch one for me. I'll eat and see if the whale is good." Hearing Liu Meng's bragging, the innocent little girl immediately hugged Liu Meng's neck, Said with an excited face.

"Pretend to be 13 and get struck by lightning, the ancients say you don't lie to me!!"

After being speechless for a while, Liu Meng looked at the little girl in his arms and explained in a slightly embarrassed way; "Xinxin, we are by the river, there are no big fish in the river, the fish in the river are very small, very very big . . ”

Before Liu Meng could finish speaking, Sato Xiaomo caught a big carp weighing about ten to twenty catties from the river. After that, the guy picked up the big carp on purpose and said to Liu Meng with his mouth; "No big carp!" Fish are all small fish, this little fish is really small, hahaha..."

"Roll rough!!"

After replying to Sato Xiaomo with his mouth, Liu Meng put down the little girl and started fishing, while continuing to tell his lie; "Your Uncle Xiao Mo's fish is mutated, and the fish in this river are not so big. , Later, Xiao Mo, you bastard, you have a grudge against me, don't you, you always try to tear me down like this."

Before Liu Meng could finish his lie, Sato Xiaomo pulled a big fish from the river again, and this big fish was not the big carp of the previous species, it was an Asian silver carp commonly known as a giant silver carp.

Seeing Sato Xiaomo's embarrassing appearance, Liu Meng sighed, looked at the little girl beside him and said with a bitter face; "Actually, Daddy lied to you just now. Big whales live in the sea. There are no such things here." , and the big whale is very big, as big as a boat, Dad can't catch it at all, and there are big fish in this river, of course, there are also a lot of small fish, look at your uncle fishing you will know."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The gangster said with a disgusted look on his empty bucket of water.

Glancing at his empty bucket, Liu Meng immediately pointed at the little guys, looked at Otsunajiro and retorted with displeasure; "I was telling a story to the little guys just now, or the little fish you caught would Can you compare with me, hum."

"Excuses!!" Facing Liu Meng's rebuttal, Otsunajiro, Muzi Jiuyang, Sato Xiaomo and others all said with contempt and disgust.

Facing everyone's disgust, Liu Meng stood up and poured a bucket of mud into his fishing place, while looking at Sato Xiaomo and the others, he said, "Hmph, now I'll show you what it means to be a master fisherman!!"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. A crucian carp weighing more than two catties was forcibly pulled ashore.

Seeing the crucian carp that Liu Meng caught, the little girl immediately ran forward, stepped on the crucian carp to prevent it from jumping, and shouted excitedly; "Yeah, my dad is super powerful, there is noon at noon!" Let the fish eat, cluck cluck..."

"Don't be so hard, you will be trampled to death later, come on, loosen your feet, let's put the fish in the bucket, don't let it die." After taking out the crucian carp from the little girl's feet, Liu Meng put it in In the bucket, he said with a smile on his face.

Seeing Liu Meng put the crucian carp into the bucket, the little girl immediately went around and looked at the crucian carp swimming in the bucket, while shouting to her friends; "Brothers and sisters, come and have a look, I Daddy caught a big fish and it's still alive."

"Where is there, sister, let me see, let me see if the fish my uncle catches is big or not. My father's fish is very small, not good-looking at all, probably not enough for him to eat by himself." Hearing what the little girl said, Outline Saburo was the first to run over and said with a smile on his face.

Hearing his son's words, Otsunajiro stretched his neck and looked at the two fish in his bucket, which were only the size of a thumb, and said with a depressed face; "Although this little guy is cheating, what he said makes sense. It's not enough for me to eat."

Ignoring the little guys running over to watch the fish, Liu Meng focused on fishing where he poured the mud, and then pulled the fish ashore as if they were hanging, one after another, and caught most of the bucket in the blink of an eye.

Seeing Liu Mang's open-hung fishing, Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang, who didn't catch any fish, asked with puzzled faces; "Liu Mang, what did you put in the river? Why is it so easy for you to fish?"

"You don't need to put anything, just get some mud to confuse the water where you are fishing, but this is only suitable for catching catfish, prevarication, crucian carp, carp and other bottom fishes. Grass carp and the like cannot be caught." Faced with the advice of Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang, Liu Meng explained with a smile on his face while pulling another crucian carp up from the water.

"Hey, you don't catch grass carp, do you? If you don't catch me, I'll catch it!!"

Seeing that his number was outnumbered by Liu Mang, Sato Xiaomo replied to Liu Mang with a grumpy face, then replaced the bait on his hook with tender grass, and then threw it to a place where grass carp often appeared Grazing position.

Then there was a bang. Poor Sato Xiaomo was pulled into the water by the big grass carp with the fishing rod before he was ready.

(End of this chapter)