One Punch Dad

Chapter 229 [231] It turns out that fighting is called a competition

Because we are going to say goodbye tomorrow, Liu Meng and the others cherish every second they have with each other.

Well, how much do you cherish it? After cherishing these four shameless people, they even took a bath together naked. After the bath, they shamelessly compared their sizes in it. But after the comparison, Otsunajiro said that he would Sever brotherhood with them.

After coming out of the bathroom, Liu Meng put his arms around Tsuna Jiro's neck, and said with a smile on his face; "Underworld, the size of the thing really doesn't matter, anyway, as long as your wife doesn't dislike it, right, hehehe. .”

"Go to hell, mine's not small, okay, it's just that the three of you are too perverted, especially you, an Asian with an Afro thing, if it weren't for your white skin, I would suspect you are Xia Fei is of mixed race." Hearing Liu Meng's words, Otsuna Jiro pushed Liu Meng's hand away, and said with a look of disgust.

As if deliberately angry with Otsunajiro, Sato Xiaomo pretended to be stunned for a moment when he heard Otsunajiro's words, and then pretended to be incredulously exclaimed; "Oh my god, it turns out that Otsunajiro is not too small. , Hey, if I knew it was too big, I wouldn’t be too young, I didn’t have to feel inferior in school, and I didn’t dare to go to the bathroom with other male classmates, hey, my poor childhood.”

"Liu Meng, don't stop me, I want to beat this criminal pretending to be 13 to death, it's really annoying, I'm going to beat him to death today, Liu Meng, don't stop me, let go..." Hearing Sato Xiao In Mo's words, Otsuna Jiro took Liu Meng's hand to hold his own, and yelled angrily at Sato Xiaomo.

Brother, it's not good for you to pull me and pull you like this, and then yell at others, if he really comes to beat you, wouldn't it be embarrassing for you?
After being speechless in his heart for a while, Liu Meng cooperated with Outlaw Jiro without tears, and held his hand to persuade him; "Ah, ah, is it like this between brothers? Harmony makes money, and harmony makes money. Everyone is kind."

"You want to hit me, come on, come over and try to hit me, Muzi, don't stop me, I'll let this guy know why the flowers are so red today, hum." Mo also pulled Muzi Jiuyang to pull himself, and then yelled loudly at Otsunajiro.

Hearing Sato Xiaomo's counter-clamour, Otsunajiro yelled at Sato Xiaomo while pretending to be struggling; "Come on, come on, who is afraid of anyone, you are as white as I am! Long ones, come on, see if I beat you to death, hum."

"Hey, it's arrogant to be fat, right? Muzi, let me go and beat that fat man to death, and let him know what the difference in force is." After reminding Muzi Jiuyang to hold him, Sato Xiao Mo continued to look at Tsuna Jiro with an angry face, and shouted loudly.

Because of the loud noises of these two guys, Wagang Dalei, Wagang Hanchuan, Sakura's mother, Zuoyun Fujisu, Mizui Lenglu, Fujiwara Naraku and others rushed out of the house to try to persuade them to fight, and even Wagang Dashan ran out with a limp.

Seeing so many people watching, Otsuna Jiro immediately stepped up his performance, pretending to be struggling to break free from Liu Meng, and yelled at Sato Xiaomo; "Xiao Mo must think that he is arrogant after studying for a few years. I let you, now you dare to come here, I will kill you in minutes, hum..."

"Hey, you said you're fat, you're still panting, right? Muzi, let go of me. I'm going to beat this fat man to death. Damn, I won't be able to get angry if I don't beat him." Like Otsunajiro, see The more people who came to watch, the louder their clamoring became.

Wagang Dalei, Wagang Hanchuan, Wagang Dashan, Sakura's mother, Zuoyun Fujisu, Mizui left in the cold, and Fujiwara Naraku thought they would fight, but after waiting for a long time, they saw a spat.

Just when Wagang Mountain and the others felt bored and were about to turn around and leave, five little guys ran in with a bang, and shouted in surprise; "Oh my god, there are fights to watch, Uncle Liu Meng Bi], Uncle Muzi [Uncle], quickly release Uncle Gang Gang [Uncle] [My Dad] and Uncle Xiao Mo [Uncle] [My Dad] and let them fight!!"

Hearing the little guy's words, Liu Meng and Muzi Jiuyang first glanced at everyone's expectant eyes, then they all looked at each other, and then they all showed smirks, and then suddenly let go of Tsunade Jiro and Sato Xiaomo at the same time.

"Liu Meng, don't pull me, I'm going to beat this guy to death right now, your sister, your mouth is so damaged, watch me tear his mouth in the past. Eh!!"

"Muzi, don't drag me. This fat man is really disgusting. I'm going to treat him like a big pig right now. Muzi, don't. Ugh!!"

Outline Jiro and Sato Xiaomo, who had been arguing fieryly, were suddenly let go by Liu Meng and Muzi Jiuyang, and then Outline Jiro and Sato Xiaomo, who were about to fight desperately, met face to face under everyone's expectant eyes. rushed together.

Seeing Sato Xiaomo who was only 0.01 cm away from him, Otsuna Jiro pulled his sleeves, turned around and walked towards Otsuna Saburo without looking back; "I don't want to leave a bad impression by fighting in front of my son, So you were very lucky to avoid a catastrophe today, hum."

"Hmph, it should be said that you are lucky. If it weren't for my precious daughter here, I would have beaten you into a pig's head, hum." Seeing that Otsunajiro's excuse was not bad, Sato Xiaomo immediately followed suit, While walking towards Muzi Nai'er, he said arrogantly.

Hearing the words of Otsuna Jiro and Sato Xiaomo, Wagang Dashan, Wagang Hanchuan, Wagang Dalei, Mizui Leng, Fujiwara Naraku, Sakura's mother, and Zuoyun Fujisuqi said with contempt on their faces as they turned and left. ;"However, just talking without practicing is a waste of our expressions."

"Father, you guys are very cowardly. Why don't you fight after we've had a fight? We've waited so long for nothing, hmph." Seeing Wagang Dashan and the others leave, Outline Saburo and Xiao Mo Tieya looked at their elders one after another. Dad, said with a complaining face.

Outlaw Jiro and Sato Xiaomo first looked at each other, and then Qiqi showed a dumbfounding expression, hoping that his father would be like everyone else. Their son really has no one.

As if seeing the embarrassment of the two, Liu Meng walked forward with the little girl in his arms, knelt down and explained to the two little guys; "Sanlang, Tie Ya, how can you expect your father to fight with others? Fighting is not right. Oh."

"It's wrong to fight, but uncle, why do you always go to the ring to fight, and you beat people to death every time." Hearing Liu Meng's explanation, Da Gang Sanlang and Xiao Mo Tie Ya immediately looked up. The little head looked at Liu Meng and asked curiously.

Hearing the two younger brothers say that her father beat someone to death, the little girl immediately sat up and explained with a serious face; "My father didn't beat shit, he just knocked people out, and he woke up immediately. Come, no one is dead."

"Xinxin is right, Daddy did not hit shit people, Daddy just knocked them out."

After agreeing with the little girl's words, Liu Meng reached out and touched the heads of the two little guys, and said with a smile on his face; "Tie Ya, Saburo, if you quarrel with sister Xinxin, will you fight with sister?" ?”

"No, we are good friends with my sister, and we are not allowed to fight between good friends, and my father said that we can't fight with girls, it's shameful to fight with girls, and there... and we can't beat my sister. "Hearing Liu Meng's question, Outline Sanlang and Xiao Mo Tieya raised their heads and said seriously.

Seeing the little guys brought into the zone of understanding by him, Liu Meng immediately smiled knowingly, and then asked with a smile; "You and sister are good friends and cannot fight, then Xiao Mo's father and San Lang's father are also good friends, so you say they should Shouldn't you be fighting?"

"No. You shouldn't, but uncle, why can't my father and others fight, but you can often fight with others?" Although they accepted the fact that their father couldn't fight, the two little guys still looked at Liu Meng, He asked curiously why he was able to fight.

Seeing that the little guy's curiosity was accidentally burned to himself, Liu Meng hurriedly stood up and was about to turn around and leave, without turning his head, he explained; "Uncle, that's not fighting, uncle, it's work, uncle's job is It’s boxing, so my uncle has to go up and fight with people. No, it’s not a fight, it’s a competition. Uncle calls it a competition, not a fight. Fighting is against the law, and competition is allowed by the law.”

"Oh, I see. When you fight with others in the future, just say it's a competition, so you won't be told by the teacher." After listening to Liu Meng's explanation, the two little guys benefited a lot. Such a way.

Liu Meng, who had just walked out of the door, heard the words of the two little guys, and almost fell to the ground holding the little girl before one of them stood up. Fortunately, Liu Meng was very powerful, and when he was about to come into close contact with the earth, he hugged the little girl. did a backflip.

(End of this chapter)