One Punch Dad

Chapter 256 [258] That sad, silly bird

"This is not a coincidence, nor is it a blessing, it is God's arrangement for the reunion.

Don't believe in tears, don't believe in change, but firmly believe in each other's complex, what should I do, how can I return to your heart, what should I do, how can I walk into your dream.

I want to hope and hope, I hope to return to our first love, I look and look and look, I see your smiling face again, that night you didn't reject me, that night I hurt you
The night you were in tears, the night you got drunk with me, the night I broke up with you, the night I hurt you, the night I raised my glass, the night my heart broke. "

As soon as Liu Meng and his group drove into the villa, Liu Meng, the little girl, Elvis Presley, Kexin and others saw a big parrot with bright colors on a recliner in the villa. Lying down, singing about that night with a bald face.

Seeing a parrot singing, Kexin turned around to look at Liu Meng and the others, and exclaimed in disbelief; "Oh my God, did you see that parrot can sing, the parrot can actually sing, It's unbelievable.."

"Brother, Miss Ben is back, it's fine if you don't get up to welcome me, what do you mean by lying there crying like a wolf?" Seeing that mynah wasn't the same as before, he yelled excitedly when he saw himself coming back, little The girl immediately stood up, pouting and saying with dissatisfaction.

"The night you didn't turn me down, the night I hurt you, the night you were in tears, the night you got drunk with me, the night I broke up with you, the night I hurt you, the night I raised my glass, That night, I can't bear to think about that, hey, it's Xinxin's voice!!"

Hearing the little girl's voice, the starling immediately stopped crying, stood up and looked towards the source of the voice.

Then after confirming that it was the little girl who came back, the starling immediately flew towards the little girl while waving his wings, crying loudly; Ah, I, my, my wife was stolen, oh, oh, so sad, me, oh..."

"Mynah, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying so sadly? Your wife was stolen. Does that mean she was seduced by a male parrot or captured by humans?" After reaching out to catch mynah, the little girl While stroking mynah's hair gently, he asked curiously.

Hearing the little girl's words, the starling was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears again; "I know, Aunt Mei took me home to sleep, and when I woke up the next day my wife disappeared, and neither did I." Knowing who stole it, ouch, ouch, I'm sad..."

"Don't cry like a wolf there, it's so ugly, don't cry, I'll take you to the pet store tomorrow and buy you a female parrot and come back." Knowing that mynah is pretending to be sad, Liu The gangster immediately flicked its bird's head, and then said angrily.

Someone flicked his head, and the mynah immediately screamed in anger, but after seeing that it was Liu Meng who flicked himself, he immediately changed his tone and became flattering; "Bastard, it was that bastard who hit mynah on the head , come out and watch me shit, don't you...

Uh, it's the boss, you're back, boss, do you know how lonely I am these days when you're not here, and I miss you. "

"There are so many songs in my computer, you won't choose some good ones to sing, but choose those messy ones to sing all day long, it's terrible, and when did your wife disappear, did you call the police?" After casually taking the starling off the little girl's shoulder, Liu Meng asked with a funny face while supporting the starling with his hand.

"1.2.3.4.58.9.10, was it ten days ago? I don't know. Anyway, I can only count to 10."

After carefully counting the days, the starling looked up at Liu Meng with his bird head up, and yelled, "I didn't see you that night ten days ago. I called the police and offered a reward, but in the end I still didn't find my wife." Come back, but it's not in vain, Aunt Mei, give it to me, give it to me."

"Called the police, offered a reward, and didn't give you a reward for getting your wife back. How much is Aunt Mei's reward? How can you be so inefficient in doing things? And you talk as soon as you talk. You are a shy parrot!!" Seeing that the starling hid his head in his wings shyly at the end of his speech, Liu Meng immediately covered his forehead and said speechlessly.

Hearing Liu Meng's question, Elvis Presley, who has been staying in the United States, immediately smiled and replied instead of mynah; "I know this, I know this, Aunt Mei offered a reward of 5000 million US dollars for the lost parrot.

This matter caused a lot of trouble. At the beginning, everyone suspected that you were hyping it up, but you didn’t show up at all. Later, they didn’t believe it until they found out that you couldn’t connect to the Internet when you were traveling in the Reben Mountains. You are hyping.

By the way, this matter is still hot on the Internet, but the result of the matter is not very good. The reward of 5000 million dollars only raised the price of the parrot, and did not bring back the starling's wife. Hehehe. "

"What kind of wife is my wife? Mynah loves to mess around with that stupid bird. You guys also mess around with him. That female parrot was stolen within a few days after I bought it. Mynah didn't even touch his feathers. What kind of wife is this?" ah?
And don't look at mynah, a silly bird, who looks heartbroken all day long. In fact, this little guy is doing very well. Not to mention eating four or five meals a day, there are more than a dozen female parrots in the nest. Waiting on it. "Hearing the movement outside, Aunt Mei first came out of the villa, hugged the little girl with a doting face, then pointed at the starling in Liu Meng's hand, and said angrily.

Seeing that Aunt Mei had exposed him, the starling turned his head away from Aunt Mei, and said with his bird's head up, "You Zongkai, I don't want to see you, it's you who caused my wife to disappear.

Hmph, don't think that I'll forgive you for giving me more than a dozen wives. Let me tell you that true love is priceless. In my heart, my wife is an imperfect existence in the world, me! ! "

"My little Xinxin, after going out to play for so long, do you miss Aunt Mei? Aunt Mei really misses you."

"I think about it, I think about it, every day when I eat, I think about how great it would be if Aunt Mei was here, so I wouldn't have to eat with my own chopsticks, giggling."

"You bad girl, you only think of Aunt Mei when you're eating. Hmph, I love you for nothing."

After playing with the little girl for a while, Aunt Mei suddenly hugged the little girl and walked towards the backyard of the villa without looking back; , then let's eat stewed parrot with mushrooms at noon today.

Liu Meng will help you pluck the hair when he goes to boil the water. Elvis, you go out and buy some fresh shiitake mushrooms and come back, that little girl, watch TV by yourself first. "

"Oh don't, don't, don't bully my wife, my wife is not a poultry, I can't kill and eat meat, I was wrong, I was wrong, Aunt Mei kept birds under her sword!!" Hearing what Aunt Mei said, the starling He couldn't care less about pretending anymore, and hurriedly chased Aunt Mei, yelling loudly.

(End of this chapter)