One Punch Dad

Chapter 274 [277] Don't say you are a single dog, the dog died so early
"Autumn leaves are withered and frost is blowing, the sunset is red and the sunset is in the desert, I turn around and think of your silhouette, a letter is folded in half repeatedly

Tears flowed through the ancient ravines, witnessed the thousands of ruts, and had no choice but to give up for the country, and the deep thoughts were so thorough, who sang a battle song of love, and gave up all choices for you and me
The lone eagle returning to the north sings silently, wandering alone in thoughts outside the tent, who wields a sword to serve the country and forgets himself, is obsessed with you and me, blood flows into rivers, covers the bonfire at night with wolf smoke, not for the country is only for one result.

Tears flowed through the ancient ravines, witnessed the thousands of ruts, and had no choice but to give up for the country, and the deep thoughts were so thorough, who played a battle song of love.... "Early the next morning, myna ran out of the pet room early, flew to Liu Meng's room, and sang a battle song loudly.

Hearing the battle song sung by the starling, Liu Meng rubbed his eyes and got up from the bed, and said speechlessly; "Mynah, it's early in the morning, you don't go to sleep with your wife, you come here and yell! Well?"

"That's right, myna, you don't sleep well with your wife, why are you quarreling with me for sleeping with my dad?" Hearing Liu Meng's complaints about myna, the little girl immediately got out of the bed and held her head against the bed. Jiwotou looked at mynah and cursed angrily.

"Quack, ga, xinxin, little princess chicken nest, xinxin, little princess, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..."

After making fun of the little girl's chicken nest head, the starling tilted his bird's head to look at Liu Meng, and said with a look of hatred; "Smelly gangster, do you know that you are going to play a game today, if you don't go to the game, We don't have any money to spend, so get up and get on the plane to play."

"Smelly myna, we have moved, we don't live in the original house now, we just need to drive to watch the game now, no need to fly!!"

After a speechless explanation, Liu Meng resisted the urge to slap it to death, lay on the bed with his eyes closed and said, "Also, the game is played at night, and you woke me up early in the morning, what do you want to do? Well?"

"If you don't tell me, I don't know when you will play the game. I woke you up to prevent you from being deducted from your wages for being late. Hmph, kindness will not be rewarded. I will ignore you. I will go back to accompany my wife." gone."

After replying to Liu Meng angrily, the starling flapped his wings and flew towards Kexin's room, while singing with a full face; "Hey, there is a little girl crying under that street lamp, and I don't know her." from where.

Oh, hey, the little girl is crying so sad, don't know who abandoned her, she doesn't know where to go, oh, dear little sister, please don't cry, where is your home, I will take you take you back... "

Kexin, who was doing yoga after waking up, heard the song sung by mynah, and immediately picked up a feather duster and shouted; "Smelly mynah, try to tease me again, tell your mother's home is in Xiahua, you should take me back, hum .”

"Dear little sister, please don't cry, where is your home, I will take you back, dear little sister, please don't cry, I will warm your heart with my love..."

After singing a few more naughty verses, the starling flew to its exclusive position on the wall, looked up at Kexin and said, "Chick, my starling flirted with you, that's how I value you, I don't flirt with ordinary people, Humph."

"Smelly mynah, that is, you are worth a little money. If I hadn't been able to afford you, I would have bought a bunch of soybeans and stewed them for you, hum." Hearing mynah call her a chick, Kexin copied a feather duster and pointed Looking at the starling, he said angrily.

Looking at Kexin's height, after confirming that she couldn't hit him, the starling tilted his bird's head and continued to yell, "Chick, chick, I just call you chick, what can you do to me, hum.

Tell you chick, in this family, besides Liu Meng, I am the biggest. If you dare to disrespect me again, be careful, I will let Liu Meng give you to that curly hair as a little wife, hum. "

Knowing that the curly hair that the starling said was Elvis Presley, and when the starling said that Liu Meng would give herself to Elvis Presley as his little wife, Kexin was so angry that she copied the feather duster and yelled at the starling; "Come down, stinky!" Starling come down, if you have the guts, come down for me, see if I dare to beat you.

Really, the tiger doesn't show its power, you really treat me as a sick cat, don't you? Come down, you come down and call Liu Meng, and send me to Curly as a wife. It's not the same Don't have the guts to come down, hum. "

"Daddy, the beautiful aunt wants to be a wife for my younger brother, so you can help her. I think it's not easy for her. Mommy is as old as her. Mommy already has a daughter my age. She is still single! !" Kexin just finished yelling, and the little girl's voice came from behind her.

Singles! !She actually said that this beautiful woman is single, and really wanted to refute, but the problem is, my mother is really single! !

After being ruthlessly tortured by the little girl, Kexin took a feather duster, pointed at mynah and looked at Liu Mang and said, "Boss, mynah's mouth is too small, and he always comes to tease me, so why don't you just ignore it?"

"Women, women, apart from quarreling and yelling, the rest is just snitching, tsk tsk tsk, I hate you, an old girl in her 20s who can't get married, huh." Hearing Kexin complaining about himself, the starling immediately looked up. Looking at the bird's head, he replied with a look of contempt.

"Mynah is like this, just get used to it, but it's a bit of a mouthful. Actually, it gets along well, and it's pretty good. By the way, do you really want to be my apprentice's wife?"

He glared at the starling, and after a few words back to Kexin, Liu Meng turned around and picked up the little girl, pointed at Kexin and said with a smile, "Xinxin, you can't call a beautiful aunt a single dog in the future, the dog is so old, he died long ago! !"

"The dog is as old as me, so he died a long time ago!!" Hearing Liu Meng's words, Kexin suddenly felt his heart suffocate, just like those who shouted on the live broadcast, piercing the old iron, and like such an old cousin, shiitake mushrooms Blue skinny! !

As if she felt that the blow that Kexin had suffered was not big enough, the little girl smiled and said in Liu Meng's arms, "That's right, a dog's life is only a few years, and the longest is only ten years, like a beautiful aunt. Such a big one, it’s better not to call it a single dog. The dog is so old. What’s wrong with you, beautiful aunt, why are you crying??”

"Bullying, you are all bullying, a stinky parrot bullying, a big hooligan bullying, a child bullying, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Touching the tears in the corner of her eyes, Kexin turned back to the room angrily, without turning her head, and said, "Hmph, I'm not called a single dog, I'm called a single ape, and apes can live for six to seventy years, so you don't mind now Come on, hum!!"

(End of this chapter)