One Punch Dad

Chapter 296 [299] Crazy, apprentice frenzy

Although Liu Meng is an irresponsible master, he is sincere to his apprentice.

In order for Mike to avoid those unnecessary unspoken rules of entertainment, Liu Meng personally took Mike to the office of Bai Nada, set up a bridge for him to meet bigwigs from more than a dozen countries, and arranged for them to make money together. tacit understanding.

In addition, in order to allow Mike to grow up more quickly, Liu Meng directly sacrificed the horse-riding dance that he sang with his baby daughter, so that the horse-riding dance that once shocked the world was hidden when he first appeared in this world.

I thought that after hiding the horse-riding dance, my life would return to the peace it used to be, but Liu Meng brushed his teeth, washed his face, and ate breakfast at home, and just wanted to take the little girl and starlings to the park for a walk , but before they walked out of the door, the two of them were dumbfounded.

There is a large vacant lot in front of Liu Mang’s villa. This vacant lot was originally bought by Liu Mang for my starlings to bring their wives to play wild. Before going to bed last night, Liu Mang made sure that they were still in good condition. It was only one night, and the lawn in the open space was gone. Some are rows of tents and sleeping bags.

Starling blinked his little eyes, tilted his bird head to look at Liu Meng, and asked with a puzzled expression; "Smelly gangster, what's going on, why did you put me and my wives in the jungle? It’s taken over, it’s immoral for you to do so.”

"Stop yelling, I didn't make the tents and sleeping bags outside at all, and I don't know what's going on like you, but I have a feeling that as long as I go out, there will be big trouble " After stretching out his hand and flicking the starling's bird's head, Liu Meng looked at the tents and sleeping bags outside, and said thoughtfully.

Although she didn't know what her dad and starling were talking about, the little girl's little thinking also felt the subtlety of the matter just like Liu Meng and the others.

After stretching out her hand and pulling her daddy's big hand, the little girl looked up at Liu Meng with her little head up, and said with a smile on her face; "Dadbi, I have an idea, let's go home first, and then let mynah fly to their Go up to the tent and shout, Punch Daddy comes out, and then we know what they want to do, cluck cluck."

"There is a way, let's go home, close the door and let the mynah bite people..." Hearing the little girl's suggestion, Liu Meng immediately reached out to pick up the little girl, and while turning back into the villa, he closed the door and laughed.

Seeing Liu Meng with a smirk on his face, myna scratched his hair vigorously, and then yelled with dissatisfaction; It’s closing the door and letting the dogs go, not closing the door and letting the mynah go, and mynah is on your shoulder, so you’re still letting go of a big-headed ghost!!”

"Uh, myna, you're here, that's even better, you don't even have to go to the backyard, myna, you fly out, yell at the tent and punch daddy to come out, and then fly back, go, go, come back I'll smash nuts for you to eat." Seeing the starling on his shoulder, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved to the starling to urge him.

Hearing that Liu Meng wanted to smash nuts for himself, the starling raised his paws and said with a serious face: "Ten, I want to eat ten nuts, I won't work if I don't give ten nuts, and I won't do anything less." !!"

"Go and go, don't say ten, come back twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, one hundred, as long as you can eat, I'll smash it for you, now you are satisfied, satisfied Now, let’s go out and work quickly.” Hearing that the starling started to clearly mark the price again and asked for payment, because he knew that this guy had always said that he would never do it, so Liu Meng finally had no choice but to compromise with a helpless expression.

Seeing that Liu Meng agreed to his request, the starling flew out and said with a quack-quack smile; "Quack is better than Liu Meng, who will satisfy my request every time, unlike that big villain Aunt Mei, who always wants to make a fuss. Threatening me to eat parrot stewed soybeans, hum."

Liu Meng; ⊙﹏⊙‖

Nima, this dead bird always threatens me by running away from home, but it is so easy to talk to others, I really want to beat it!

When Liu Meng wanted to beat someone, the starling flew to the center of the tent, raised his head and shouted loudly: "Fuck, everyone, look, everyone, Dad One Punch came out for a morning run with Princess Xinxin, Come out, everyone..."

After shouting, the starling turned around and flew towards the villa without saying a word, and then flew to a big tree, looking up at the tent below curiously with the bird's head up, waiting quietly for the next one. movement.

Like the starling, Liu Meng also hugged the little girl and hid in the middle of a four to five meter tall tree. Then he followed the little girl on top and looked curiously at the tent below.

When the starling finished yelling, the tent and sleeping bag were very quiet and there was no movement at all. After 30 seconds of yelling, the tent and sleeping bag started to move. After [-] seconds of yelling, the tent and sleeping bag became lively instantly.

"Where is One Punch Daddy, where is One Punch Daddy, no no no master, where are you my master, master I am here, come out and accept me as an apprentice, master, master."

"Master, master, where are you, I know you saw me, master, please come out and take me back, I also want to integrate into that big family, and I also want to be your apprentice, master . . ”

"One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy, I know you can see, I know you must be watching us secretly, this is my son Bieber, he sings and dances well, he has everything , but a master like you, One Punch Dad, please, just accept my son, please."

"One Punch Dad, One Punch Dad, this is my daughter, Anweier Nana, my daughter has learned to dance since she was a child, and she sings very well, please, just accept my daughter, please! !"

"One Punch Dad, One Punch Dad, this is my younger sister. Although she is 32 years old this year, she is very talented. As long as you are willing to accept her, she will definitely be comparable to Mike in the future! !"

"One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy, this~is me~brother~brother, although he is 62 years old, but he is very talented, he has been fighting for singing all his life, just accept him , he will definitely be the next Elvis Presley."

"One Punch Dad, come out, let me introduce you, this is my wife Duras Anli, don't look at her, she is only 350 pounds, in fact, she is very talented in dancing, I will be at a disadvantage, if you come out, I will let my wife I worship you as my teacher."

"This is my daughter!!" "This is my son!!" "This is my brother!" "This is my sister!" "This is my brother!" "This is my sister!" It's my uncle!!" "This is my nephew!!"

In less than 10 minutes, the starling's yelling directly turned the outside of the villa into a slave market in ancient times. Some sold their sons, some daughters, some younger brothers, some younger sisters, and some wives. There are those who sell nephews and nieces, and it is very lively for a while.

After swallowing with difficulty, the little girl raised her head and looked at Liu Meng, and said with a frightened smile; "Dad, the people below are so scary, look at that 350-jin auntie, 62 years old Grandpa, they actually want to worship you as their teacher, how scary!!"

The outside is indeed very scary, but what is even more frightening is that Liu Meng still doesn't know what's going on outside the gate, why even a 350-jin woman and a 62-year-old grandfather came to worship him as a teacher.

(End of this chapter)