One Punch Dad

Chapter 298 [301] Men are all, can't get out
Mike, you did a great job, a great job, a great job! !
So good that I want to fly over now and strangle you, you bastard, you better not come back to me, come back and see if I strangle you to death! !
The starling pretended to be an ordinary parrot and stayed on a willow tree that had just been planted in the open space. After listening quietly for half an hour, he finally brought back the reason for Liu Meng. Liu Meng only regrets that he can't strangle Mike to death now.

Seeing the angry Liu Mang, the starling leaned towards the little girl, raised his head and warned Liu Mang, "Hey, hey, don't be mean to me, I have many wives and brothers. If you are fierce to me, I will call hundreds of brothers to kill you every minute."

"Go, go, watch too many Young and Dangerous movies, you, you still have hundreds of brothers, even if you have hundreds of brothers, so what, if you call me over, why don't you give me an extra meal?" After waving his hand, Liu Meng looked at the starling who looked at me very much, and said with a look of disgust.

Hearing that Liu Mang disliked him, the starling jumped onto the little girl's shoulder, looked at Liu Mang and said with a serious face; "Young man, let me tell you, my brothers are very powerful. Let your whole yard be full of bird droppings, and when the time comes, sweep the floor until you cry, hum."

"Okay, you won, your brother is very good, but myna, do you still remember the direction back to Rowling Ross Island?" Said with a smirk on his face.

After rolling his eyes at Liu Meng, the starling looked at Liu Meng as if he was a fool, and then said in a disgusted tone; "Liu Meng, are you stupid? parrot, is it possible for me to speak the languages ​​of the two countries?"

"That's right, there is no one living on Rowling Rose Island. Mynah, who did you learn to talk to? Is there still a fairy grandpa and fairy sister living on the island?" Xiao Xiao, who has recently been fascinated by fairy stories Girl, upon hearing myna's words, she immediately blinked her two lovely big eyes and asked expectantly.

Hearing the little girl's words, Liu Meng pointed the little girl's head with his hand, and then said with a serious face; "From tomorrow on, you can no longer ask Dad to tell you stories, look at you, you are so fascinated." .”

"Yes, yes, don't tell the story to the little princess Xinxin. If you tell her a story, she will come to tell me a story. Every time she tells it in a daze, it makes my head feel big. Tell her a few more times. I'm going to go crazy this time." Hearing Liu Meng said that he would not tell stories to the little girl, the starling immediately raised his bird's head, looked at Liu Meng and said in agreement.

One didn't tell herself a story, but the other dared to agree. The little girl stood up from the stool, pinched Xiaoman's waist with one hand and pointed at Liu Mang and mynah, pouted her mouth and said angrily; "Big Daddy, I'm still a child, if you don't tell me a story to lull me to sleep, can I sleep as a seven-year-old baby??

And you stinky bastard, when I tell you stories, this princess thinks highly of you. This princess tells you stories with good intentions, but you actually say that my story is not good, and I am in a daze. Better, go out and find bugs to eat by yourself? ? "

Liu Meng thought: Is this girl spoiled by me, or is she taking Xiao Qiao's words, using the feather duster as a token? ?
Mynah thought: Mynah is a vegetarian and only eats the seeds and fruits of plants. This made me go out to find bugs to eat. Is he planning to starve me to death?

After being speechless for a while, Liu Meng directly stretched out his arms to hug the little girl, and then said with a smirk, "Xinxin, do you think that if Mommy makes you look at Daddy, you can be lawless, hehehe..."

"Quack, quack, I know, now Xinxin's mother is raising a baby, and the phone seems to have been confiscated by Xinxin's grandma, quack, quack, Liu Meng, beat her up, your precious daughter is spoiled, beat her to let her get rid of her bad temper Go." Thinking of Aunt Mei's previous call, the starling immediately pointed at the little girl with his wings and fanned the flames at Liu Meng.

"Ah, myna, you're finished. I'll ask Aunt Mei to buy soybeans later, hum."

After angrily threatening myna, the little girl looked up at Liu Mang with her little head up, and said flatteringly with a smile on her face, "Daddy, Xinxin is so cute, so well-behaved and obedient, you must be reluctant to hit Xinxin, right, hehehe. .”

"How could Dad be willing to fight, our family's cutest little princess Xinxin, but Dad really can't tell you stories anymore.

Because Xinxin is now seven years old, a young adult, and will go to school soon, so starting from today, Dad will teach Xinxin to read, recognize Xiahua and Gome, and learn math and arithmetic . "After touching the little girl's cute little face, Liu Meng said dotingly while holding the little girl firmly.

Seeing Liu Mang let the little girl go again, the starling flapped his wings and flew out, quacking dissatisfiedly; , I’ll go out first, remember to call me when you’re done eating.”

"Smelly mynah, don't come back for dinner tonight, you can find bugs outside and eat by yourself. I won't call you a stinky mynah during dinner, heh heh."

After yelling fiercely at the starling, the little girl immediately changed her face, looked at Liu Meng and said obediently; "Dad, I'm very smart, and I can learn what you taught me soon. After I learned what you taught, tell me a story to lull me to sleep, Dabi~~Dadbi~!!"

"Um, I almost forgot, Aunt Mei is already teaching you, hehehe, okay, I will start studying after dinner at night, and Daddy will tell you stories at eight o'clock, can I put you to bed?" Liu Meng directly agreed to the girl's coquettish behavior.

After discussing the matter of telling the story, the little girl immediately lay in Liu Meng's arms, and said with a bored face; "Dad, when are those people outside going to leave? I haven't been out for a whole day. It's moldy."

"Dadbi, I really want to know when they will leave, but Dadbi dare not go out and ask now, because Dadbi is afraid that he won't be able to come back after going out!!
It's all your fault, Junior Brother Mike. If he hadn't been talking nonsense on TV, we wouldn't have been stuck at home by these people and couldn't get out. Come on, Dad, call you and scold your junior brother. "Remembering the good things Mike did, Liu Meng immediately took out his mobile phone and handed it to the little girl, then pointed to Mike's mobile phone number and said angrily.

After taking over her father's mobile phone, the little girl clicked on Mike's mobile phone number, while pouting and muttering; "Damn junior, I can't go out, this time don't bring three packs of snacks, see I'll scold you to death, hum."

(End of this chapter)