One Punch Dad

Chapter 372 [375] God sleeps, forgot to close the door

At 5:30 p.m., in the competition venue, more than [-] fans looked forward to it.

Logically speaking, at this time, it should be the talkative host who came out, said a lot of opening remarks and pleasing the advertisers, and then their idol One Punch Dad came out to open the game, but today these are all No.

Da da da. Flutter. Under the expectant eyes of more than [-] fans, the lights in the venue suddenly dimmed, and the venue became pitch black in an instant. At this time, the fans suddenly shocked.

"Fuck, did I make a mistake? I spent more than 1 dollars to watch the game, and I didn't come here to fiddle with it!!"

"Damn, what is going on here, what, when will the power not be turned on, at this time, play us, hurry up, we want to see One Punch Daddy!!"

"Yes, there is no power outage at any time, why is the power outage at this time, this thing is very abnormal, do you think this is some kind of unexpected surprise waiting for us?"

"Surprise? Yes, it's a surprise. This must be a surprise that One Punch Dad prepared for us. It's a super big surprise like horse riding dance, space dance, and master. Let's all shout slogans, try to shout One Punch Dad's slogan !!"

With the sound of this voice, more than [-] fans at the scene waved their mobile phones and shouted neatly; "One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy Punch Daddy, One Punch Daddy!!

Shuai Shuai. One Punch Daddy is the most handsome! !Cool cool cool punch daddy is the coolest! !Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Punch Dad is the best! !Huhuhu one punch daddy is the most tiger! !Wolf wolf wolf punch daddy is the most wolf! !

One Punch Dad. The most handsome! !One Punch Dad. The coolest! !One Punch Dad. The most wolf! !One Punch Dad. The strongest! !One Punch Dad. Our favorite! !One Punch Dad. The strongest in history! !One Punch Dad. Undefeated God King! !Whoa whoa whoa! ! "

"Oh oh oh, Jiangnan style, Jiangnan style!!" With the sound of the slogan in the venue, there was a sudden burst of sound in the venue, a song that is very familiar to more than [-] fans, horseback riding Jiangnan style.

With the sound of Jiangnan style, a horse-riding dance, all the [-] fans stood up in an instant, and neatly hooked up with their friends next to them, getting ready. At this moment, there is no one else among the [-] fans, no matter if they are familiar or not, they can be together Shoulder to shoulder, at least for this moment they are friends.

"A woman who is very warm and full of humanity during the day, a woman who has the character to drink a cup of coffee and take a break, a woman whose heart is on fire at night, a woman who has a reversal.!!"

In the anticipation of [-] fans, the lights in the venue suddenly turned on, and then a little girl dressed in a cool denim costume came out with a big tiger, a starling, and a twisting horse-riding dance, and her face was full of excitement. Driven the fans at the scene to sing crazily.

The more than [-] fans at the scene were very supportive. Qiqi danced with his shoulders and backs, and sang loudly along with the little girl; A woman, a woman whose heart burns at night, a woman who has a reversal...!"

At this time, everyone thought that the little girl would continue to sing, but the painting style changed suddenly. The little girl and mynah stood next to the big tiger, standing motionless, pointing at the big tiger with their hands and wings, and then The music of mechanical dance suddenly sounded in the venue, and more than [-] fans were shocked again.

I saw the big tiger like a robot tiger, one front and one reverse, one left and one right, so slowly, the very magical person stood up, and even at the end, he deliberately rolled his eyes and turned his head Crooked, sticking out his tongue, pretending to be dead.

"oh my god!! oh my god!! tiger, that's a real tiger, oh god, that real tiger is dancing, it's incredible, oh god, what the hell did I see, it's a miracle! !"

"oh my god!! oh my god!! Can't believe it's real, can anyone tell me who this tiger is, why it's so smart, why it dances, god I feel like I'm going to be ten All the whys."

"Oh my god!! oh my god!! God, God, you forgot to close the door when you slept today, so did your beast come down to the mortal world, my God, God, I saw a miracle!!"

"Oh my god, it's unbelievable. Sure enough, to watch the One Punch Dad competition, no matter how much money you spend, it's worth it. With the $[-] ticket, you can see that this dance is worth it, worth it .Damn it, it’s worth the fucking money!!”

"In the past, I could only see other people's cute pets turned into spirits on TV. Today I saw God's pet. This is a divine beast, a divine beast that won't hurt people, but loves the mortal world very much. Thank you, God, for letting me I saw a miracle!!"

After the mechanical dance ended, the big tiger suddenly assumed the appearance of a stone lion at the gate, and then stood there motionless as if it had been sealed. Just when everyone was wondering what the big tiger was going to do, there was another sound in the venue. New music, music that no one has heard before.

As the music started, the little girl dropped the microphone and pulled the headset. She took out a nunchaku and danced in an orderly manner, while rapping at a fast pace; There are three stages of Mama Sang Tea Ceremony in the restaurant and store. The boss who teaches boxing and foot martial arts practices iron sand palms and Yang's guns. He is good at hard basic kung fu and can cover iron shirts with golden bells.
I am used to being a son of theirs since I was a child. I can play with any kind of sword, gun and stick. I like the nunchuck the most. I want to go to Songshan, Henan to learn Shaolin and Wudang.
Make barley, make barley dry, breathe comfortably, make barley, make barley, let your breath sink, and open your palms. Make barley, make barley, hum haxi. "

"Xinxin's little princess is so powerful. She has so many things at such a young age. This way of rapping is so fun, especially the nunchaku is so cool. I feel like I can't beat her." Looking at the big screen , the little figure performing hard at the exit, the fans at the scene all sighed.

Suddenly the style of painting changed again, the little girl stopped all movements instantly and turned into a wooden figure, and then the camera turned and pulled in front of the starling, who immediately flapped his wings knowingly and flew to the head of the big tiger.

Then, under the shocking eyes of more than [-] fans, leaning on his own wings, stepping on his paws, he took over the dance and song of the little girl, and sang while dancing; , Fly over the eaves and walk on the wall, don’t be surprised, come when you go, a horse step forward, a left hook and a right hook, the sentence that irritates me is in danger is repeated again and again, a cigarette that I don’t smoke has been put away for many years, it is always by my side,

I opened the Ren Du Ermai to make wheat, to make wheat. The signboard of the sick man in East Asia. To make wheat, to make wheat. I have been kicked away! ! "

"Oh my god!! oh my god!! This is not true, this, this, this. This parrot can not only talk, but also sing and dance, oh my god!! God, you forgot to close the door when you slept, so the gods and beasts ran away down yet?"

The more than [-] fans at the scene felt that they were going crazy. The big tiger that could dance mechanically and be humanized was enough to shock them, but now there was a parrot that could sing and dance. At this moment, the fans at the scene had only one thought, that is, God must have forgotten to close the door while sleeping.

(End of this chapter)