One Punch Dad
Chapter 403 [406] So you are, such a taste! !
Chapter 403 [406] So you are, such a taste! !
"Do you know why I gave you everything I have, because I love you, and I only love you in this life!!
I know that I may be tempted by others in the future, but there will only be one woman for me, and this woman is you.
When I was at my worst, you were the one who secretly guarded me. Now that I have come out of my downfall, I will be the one to watch over you in the future, for the rest of my life! ! "
Hearing Liu Meng's words, Meng Xiaoqiao was moved to tears and complained with her mouth pouted; "Stinky bastard, you know that pregnant women are most likely to be emotional, but you still make me cry, hmph, what did your daughter say?" Wrong, you are a stinky hooligan, a bad liu gangster, a big bad liu gangster.
Also, this is what you said, if you dare to find other women behind my back, I will buy a pair of scissors, and I will give you a click in the middle of the night, and I will see how you go in the future... "
"Hehehehe. Dad, look at it, it's Mommy who called you stinky rascal, bad Liu gangster, big villain Liu gangster. I really didn't want to call you that. You wronged me just now and beat my little PP , if you don’t give me two chicken legs, I’ll never end with you, hum!!” Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao’s words, the little girl immediately came forward again, pointed at Liu Meng with her little finger, and pouted threatened.
After pinching the little girl's little face, Liu Meng turned around and shouted loudly to the backyard; "Dahuhu, do you want to eat meat at noon? If you want to eat meat, hurry up and play with Xinxin, or else I will only give it to you at noon." Drink milk, you will starve to death!!"
Awow. Awow. Hearing that he could only drink milk at noon, Du Huhu immediately ran in from the backyard, rushed to Liu Meng and yelled, as if to say; "Don't, don't, the master will drink milk. I can’t get enough to eat, thank you, old man!!”
"Oh oh my god, you are crazy, you are crazy, what is wrong with you? You raise a tiger. You don't know that raising a tiger is dangerous. And if you raise a tiger, you raise a tiger. Why do you give the tiger to me? Let it out??" Seeing the big tiger jumping out, Meng Xiaoqiao was startled, pointed at the camera of the tablet, and cursed angrily at the opposite Liu Meng.
Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Chu, who was drinking tea, quickly explained; "Ahem, cough, sister, the tiger raised by my brother will not hurt people, and it is very spiritual and can understand people's speech. I got along with it when I was in the United States before."
"Hey, this fellow Liu Chu has also come to the house. He is right. Our family's big tigers really don't hurt people. Big tigers used to belong to a circus, but they were sent to a deserted island to release them. , It's just that it's used to captive breeding, and it doesn't know how to prey at all.
When I went to the island with the little girl that day, I happened to meet this big guy. At that time, the big guy was almost starved to death. Fortunately, he survived after eating my food. Really good, don't believe it you see! ! "
In order to prove that Duhuhu is really obedient, Liu Meng stretched out his hand and shouted to Duhuhu; "Dahuhu, stand up, make a gesture of greeting the New Year, tap your head three times, show your tongue and look cute, hurry up!!"
Hearing Liu Meng's order, Du Huhu immediately stood up in front of Liu Meng, nestled his two front paws together, swayed to the front, and then nodded vigorously, no more, no less, exactly three Next, the last row of the mouth shows a big mouth with more than half of the teeth missing, showing a tiger-like smile, good guy, the appearance of a big tiger is exactly the same as that of a 90-year-old grandma who lost her teeth, Le Meng Xiaoqiao shed tears Laughed out.
"Hahaha I laughed so hard, hahaha stinky rascal, why is your tiger missing teeth, hahaha I know, it must have been knocked out by you, right, hahaha." With the smile and the big mouth missing half of the teeth, Meng Xiaoqiao hugged her belly and laughed twitchingly.
After patting the big tiger on the head, Liu Meng waved his hand while hugging the little girl on its back and said, "Dahuhu, take Xinxin to the backyard to play, and I'll give it to you later." Eat meat sauce!!"
Dahuhu, who lost more than half of his teeth, can only eat small pieces of meat and meat sauce now, so after hearing Liu Meng said to eat meat sauce, the two bastards immediately put down the tiger's food. With dignity, she swayed towards the backyard with the little girl on her back.
Looking at these Meng Xiaoqiao through the screen, she covered her mouth and exclaimed in disbelief; "Oh my God, it's incredible, my husband, you raise so cute, I can't help but want to go back to the United States to see it Yeah, uh uh uh..."
"You don't need to come back. After I finish the game, I will personally bring Dahuhu back to Xiahua. I have completed all the relevant documents. By the way, besides Dahuhu, I also raised Dahuhu. A very cute parrot, this one..." Seeing that Meng Xiaoqiao started to like big tigers, Liu Meng hurriedly took the tablet and smiled and seduced Meng Xiaoqiao through the screen.
It's a pity that before Liu Meng finished speaking, the starling flew in from the backyard, landed on Liu Meng's shoulder, and shouted like a lunatic shaking his head; "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the DJ scene of Fengwu Jiutian , My name is Mynah Mai Tianwang, today I will let mynah take you into the world of music, ah, GOGOGO, oh tired. Olala.!!"
"Cackling. Hahaha. Stinky rascal, look what kind of pets you have. A tiger without big teeth, a parrot like a lunatic, hahaha I laughed so hard, hahaha." Look Seeing the lunatic starling, Meng Xiaoqiao burst into laughter, covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, and laughed loudly.
"Go and go, it's broad daylight, come on, come on, big-headed ghost, you also go out to play with Xinxin, don't come here to make trouble."
After reaching out to chase the starling away, Liu Meng said helplessly to Meng Xiaoqiao on the opposite side of the screen; "Honey, I said that these two guys were like this before they came to our house, you definitely won't believe me. wrong?"
"Yes, I won't believe you, hahaha. Husband, you are so bad, how can you raise starlings and big tigers so much, you want to laugh more people to death, hahaha After patting her chest to keep herself from laughing, Meng Xiaoqiao looked at the starling standing on Liu Meng's shoulder looking around on the screen, and replied with a suppressed smile.Of course, I didn't hold back in the end.
The starling looked at Meng Xiaoqiao on the screen, then looked at Liu Meng, and then flew out, quacking with a smile; "Quacking, no wonder you don't want so many beauties. It turns out that you have such a strong taste, and you like so many sensual things." Yes, quack quack!!"
Liu Meng;(へ╬)|||
It seems to kill this dead bird. What do you mean I have a strong taste? My wife used to be very beautiful, very cute, and has a good figure, okay? Although she is a little fatter now, she is still very cute! !
(End of this chapter)
"Do you know why I gave you everything I have, because I love you, and I only love you in this life!!
I know that I may be tempted by others in the future, but there will only be one woman for me, and this woman is you.
When I was at my worst, you were the one who secretly guarded me. Now that I have come out of my downfall, I will be the one to watch over you in the future, for the rest of my life! ! "
Hearing Liu Meng's words, Meng Xiaoqiao was moved to tears and complained with her mouth pouted; "Stinky bastard, you know that pregnant women are most likely to be emotional, but you still make me cry, hmph, what did your daughter say?" Wrong, you are a stinky hooligan, a bad liu gangster, a big bad liu gangster.
Also, this is what you said, if you dare to find other women behind my back, I will buy a pair of scissors, and I will give you a click in the middle of the night, and I will see how you go in the future... "
"Hehehehe. Dad, look at it, it's Mommy who called you stinky rascal, bad Liu gangster, big villain Liu gangster. I really didn't want to call you that. You wronged me just now and beat my little PP , if you don’t give me two chicken legs, I’ll never end with you, hum!!” Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao’s words, the little girl immediately came forward again, pointed at Liu Meng with her little finger, and pouted threatened.
After pinching the little girl's little face, Liu Meng turned around and shouted loudly to the backyard; "Dahuhu, do you want to eat meat at noon? If you want to eat meat, hurry up and play with Xinxin, or else I will only give it to you at noon." Drink milk, you will starve to death!!"
Awow. Awow. Hearing that he could only drink milk at noon, Du Huhu immediately ran in from the backyard, rushed to Liu Meng and yelled, as if to say; "Don't, don't, the master will drink milk. I can’t get enough to eat, thank you, old man!!”
"Oh oh my god, you are crazy, you are crazy, what is wrong with you? You raise a tiger. You don't know that raising a tiger is dangerous. And if you raise a tiger, you raise a tiger. Why do you give the tiger to me? Let it out??" Seeing the big tiger jumping out, Meng Xiaoqiao was startled, pointed at the camera of the tablet, and cursed angrily at the opposite Liu Meng.
Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Chu, who was drinking tea, quickly explained; "Ahem, cough, sister, the tiger raised by my brother will not hurt people, and it is very spiritual and can understand people's speech. I got along with it when I was in the United States before."
"Hey, this fellow Liu Chu has also come to the house. He is right. Our family's big tigers really don't hurt people. Big tigers used to belong to a circus, but they were sent to a deserted island to release them. , It's just that it's used to captive breeding, and it doesn't know how to prey at all.
When I went to the island with the little girl that day, I happened to meet this big guy. At that time, the big guy was almost starved to death. Fortunately, he survived after eating my food. Really good, don't believe it you see! ! "
In order to prove that Duhuhu is really obedient, Liu Meng stretched out his hand and shouted to Duhuhu; "Dahuhu, stand up, make a gesture of greeting the New Year, tap your head three times, show your tongue and look cute, hurry up!!"
Hearing Liu Meng's order, Du Huhu immediately stood up in front of Liu Meng, nestled his two front paws together, swayed to the front, and then nodded vigorously, no more, no less, exactly three Next, the last row of the mouth shows a big mouth with more than half of the teeth missing, showing a tiger-like smile, good guy, the appearance of a big tiger is exactly the same as that of a 90-year-old grandma who lost her teeth, Le Meng Xiaoqiao shed tears Laughed out.
"Hahaha I laughed so hard, hahaha stinky rascal, why is your tiger missing teeth, hahaha I know, it must have been knocked out by you, right, hahaha." With the smile and the big mouth missing half of the teeth, Meng Xiaoqiao hugged her belly and laughed twitchingly.
After patting the big tiger on the head, Liu Meng waved his hand while hugging the little girl on its back and said, "Dahuhu, take Xinxin to the backyard to play, and I'll give it to you later." Eat meat sauce!!"
Dahuhu, who lost more than half of his teeth, can only eat small pieces of meat and meat sauce now, so after hearing Liu Meng said to eat meat sauce, the two bastards immediately put down the tiger's food. With dignity, she swayed towards the backyard with the little girl on her back.
Looking at these Meng Xiaoqiao through the screen, she covered her mouth and exclaimed in disbelief; "Oh my God, it's incredible, my husband, you raise so cute, I can't help but want to go back to the United States to see it Yeah, uh uh uh..."
"You don't need to come back. After I finish the game, I will personally bring Dahuhu back to Xiahua. I have completed all the relevant documents. By the way, besides Dahuhu, I also raised Dahuhu. A very cute parrot, this one..." Seeing that Meng Xiaoqiao started to like big tigers, Liu Meng hurriedly took the tablet and smiled and seduced Meng Xiaoqiao through the screen.
It's a pity that before Liu Meng finished speaking, the starling flew in from the backyard, landed on Liu Meng's shoulder, and shouted like a lunatic shaking his head; "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the DJ scene of Fengwu Jiutian , My name is Mynah Mai Tianwang, today I will let mynah take you into the world of music, ah, GOGOGO, oh tired. Olala.!!"
"Cackling. Hahaha. Stinky rascal, look what kind of pets you have. A tiger without big teeth, a parrot like a lunatic, hahaha I laughed so hard, hahaha." Look Seeing the lunatic starling, Meng Xiaoqiao burst into laughter, covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, and laughed loudly.
"Go and go, it's broad daylight, come on, come on, big-headed ghost, you also go out to play with Xinxin, don't come here to make trouble."
After reaching out to chase the starling away, Liu Meng said helplessly to Meng Xiaoqiao on the opposite side of the screen; "Honey, I said that these two guys were like this before they came to our house, you definitely won't believe me. wrong?"
"Yes, I won't believe you, hahaha. Husband, you are so bad, how can you raise starlings and big tigers so much, you want to laugh more people to death, hahaha After patting her chest to keep herself from laughing, Meng Xiaoqiao looked at the starling standing on Liu Meng's shoulder looking around on the screen, and replied with a suppressed smile.Of course, I didn't hold back in the end.
The starling looked at Meng Xiaoqiao on the screen, then looked at Liu Meng, and then flew out, quacking with a smile; "Quacking, no wonder you don't want so many beauties. It turns out that you have such a strong taste, and you like so many sensual things." Yes, quack quack!!"
Liu Meng;(へ╬)|||
It seems to kill this dead bird. What do you mean I have a strong taste? My wife used to be very beautiful, very cute, and has a good figure, okay? Although she is a little fatter now, she is still very cute! !
(End of this chapter)
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