One Punch Dad

Chapter 487 [492] Damn, this liar is still a fool

Chapter 487 [492] Damn, this liar is still a fool
"Uh, so fast, hello, you're One Punch Daddy, right? I have a business I want to talk to you about. Can you come to the location of the parking lot?"

Hearing Chen Guanyun's voice, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a puzzled face; "Sir, I'm sorry I'm not a one-punch daddy, if you want to find a one-punch daddy, you can go to the competition venue. He's still playing."

It's not One Punch Dad, it's impossible, this is the number I bought for $35.

By the way, it must be that I didn't explain why I came here, so he deliberately pretended that he was not a one-punch dad, so as to refuse my harassment.

After figuring it out self-righteously, Chen Guanyun turned to the phone again, and said in a calm tone; "Hi, I'm your fan, and now I have a big business of 2000 million yuan that I want to ask you to do. I wonder if you have the time?" Come out and meet?"

"Wow, Liu Xing, you are very busy with business. You can sit here and watch the live broadcast with us. You can receive a big business of 2000 million. You are a B!!" Liu Meng's mobile phone was amplified Yes, so after hearing Chen Guanyun's words, Bai Nada and others all came forward and said with a smile on their faces.

After looking at Bai Nada and the others with disgust, Liu Meng continued to lie on the sofa and accompany the little girl to watch the live broadcast, while lazily saying to his mobile phone; "Oh, that's right, I'm the one-punch dad. What business do you want to talk to me about?"

"Look, I'll call him a one-punch daddy, hehehe, it's easy to do things with money!!"

After a few words to his assistant, Chen Guanyun turned to the phone and said with a smile on his face; "One Punch Daddy, we Xiahua's physique is no match for those gringos after all, so I want you to quit the competition as soon as possible.

Of course, I won't let you lose the game for nothing, as long as you promise me to lose the next game secretly, how about I promise to pay you 2000 million afterwards? ? "

"I'm afraid the guy on the other side is a fool. The total prize money is hundreds of millions of dollars. He only wants to give you 2000 million dollars and let you withdraw from the competition.

And I don't know which country's currency the 2000 million is from. If it is the African Zimbabwean dollar, it will be a big joke. You must know that 350 billion Zimbabwean dollars can only buy an egg. 2000 million is estimated It's not enough to make toilet paper to wipe your butt. "Hearing Chen Guanyun's whimsical words on the opposite side, Bai Nada and others were on the side, and they joked with a smile in Liu Meng's ear.

After a speechless glance at Bai Nada and the others, Liu Meng said to Chen Guanyun who was on the opposite side of the phone again in an extremely impatient tone; You're Chinese, don't always say some inexplicable things, okay, if you're okay, hang up the phone and go to the mental hospital!!"

"[-] million, as long as you intentionally lose the next game, how about I give you [-] million as compensation?" Seeing that Liu Meng had a tendency to hang up the phone, Chen Guanyun hurriedly shouted loudly.

Facing Chen Guanyun's [-] million yuan, Liu Meng still said impatiently; "You're just kidding, right? A [-] million yuan is Euros, U.S. dollars, hot yuan, Chinese yuan, or Zimbabwean yuan." , if you don’t make it clear, who the hell dares to negotiate business with you??”

Promise him a little more money today, and then give him a deposit of 100 million dollars first, and then just refuse to give the rest, anyway, hehehe.

After making up his mind, Chen Guanyun held his mobile phone again and said, "One hundred million dollars, as long as you give up the game, I will give you a one million dollar deposit now, and after the game, I will give you the remaining nine thousand dollars." How about $100 million?"

"Hey, I'm going, big client, this is, I'll give you a $[-] million dollar directly. If it were me, I'd take the money and leave immediately. I don't even bother to play the game, hahaha." Hearing Chen Guanyun Then, Nada Bai and the others laughed and joked again.

"While playing all the time, you can't watch my performance quietly, really!!"

After a few words of disgust with Bai Nada and others, Liu Meng said to Chen Guanyun on the other side of the phone again; "The deposit of 100 million is too small, you have to give me at least half of the total amount of 5000 million dollars, otherwise I can't do this business." Do it with you!!"

"5000 million US dollars is too much, I can add 400 million US dollars to you at most, how about 500 million US dollars?" After rejecting Liu Meng's request of 5000 million US dollars, Chen Guanyun immediately started his own bargaining mode.

Facing Chen Guanyun's bargaining, Liu Meng was as direct as the one who sold the number before, and said: "5000 million US dollars, after talking about it if you like it." He hung up the phone directly.

"Excellent, a business worth a hundred million dollars, you actually say no to it, what an amazing comparison!! Hahaha..." Hearing Liu Meng's answer, Bai Da and others patted Liu Meng's shoulder one after another. He laughed happily.

Hearing what Bai Dada and others said, Liu Meng still lay lazily on the sofa, and said casually; "You really think this 35 million is real, let me tell you the truth, this guy a few minutes ago Just bought my cell phone for $[-], and then immediately called me to negotiate a deal, and you said I am not stupid, will I agree to this obvious scam?"

"That's right. At the beginning it was 2000 million. I didn't even specify the currency. Later, it became a hundred million dollars. I'm afraid not a fool can see that this is a scam. Come on, hey, in this society now..." Listen Upon hearing Liu Meng's explanation, Bai Nada and the others sighed wryly.

Just as Bai Dada and the others sighed, Chen Guanyun looked at the hung up mobile phone and said in a dazed expression; "Fuck, people here in Gome don't bargain when they do business, why? They're all so domineering, what the hell..."

"President, anyway, you don't really plan to give him so much money. How about we test him like this, say give him 500 million dollars first, and then promise him [-] million dollars, hehehe. Maybe he As soon as you get greedy, hehehe..." Seeing that Chen Guanyun was not very happy, the assistant immediately stepped forward and suggested with a smirk on his face.

Hearing what the assistant said, Chen Guanyun felt that it made sense, so he picked up the phone again to call Liu Meng's cell phone, and promised without waiting for Liu Meng's opening; "Two billion dollars, I will give you five million dollars as a deposit first How about making up two hundred million dollars for you afterwards!!"

"You boring liar, I'll play for you. I'm watching the game and I don't want to talk to him." After listening to Chen Guanyun's words, Liu Meng handed the phone back to Li Long without turning his head.

Li Long saw that Liu Meng stopped playing, so he hung up the phone directly, and then edited a text message like this [My One Punch Dad, card number 55894656*****, send money. 】Sent it.

After sending the text message, Li Long looked at Bai Nada and the others, and said with a smile on his face; "Come on, let's make a bet, let's bet on whether he will make money, and you will lose 1 if you bet." 2. If you don’t play money, you will pay 1 for 0.5, and the time limit is half an hour, can you suppress it?”

"500 million, no cash!!!" "1000 million, no cash!!!" "2000 million, no cash!!" "3000 million, no cash!!!" "3000 million, cash!!!"

Hearing the last words, everyone looked at Liu Meng in unison, and said in disbelief, "You really think this guy is a fool, how could he give you the $500 million, he probably would have paid you $[-] million if he had the money. Just wash it in a golden basin. Damn it, this liar is really a fool!!"

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(End of this chapter)

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