One Punch Dad

Chapter 518 [9] When you are unlucky, don't drink cold water
Somali shillings! !The money my brother-in-law gave me was Somali shillings! !
After listening to the bank clerk's words, I dreamed that the whole person was not good. People like him who like waves, freedom, and money, although I dare not say that they know all the currencies in the world, but the first few and the last few He still knows his name.

The least valuable currency in the world is the Zimbabwean dollar, which can be exchanged for 1 Zimbabwean dollars for 642 US dollar. This currency can be said to be burnt to the ancestors by Bi Xiahua Money is not worth much.

This is not a joke. When the Zimbabwean dollar was revalued this summer, the value of an egg was about 350 billion Zimbabwean dollars. You read the unit correctly. It is not tens of millions, but 350 million, 350 billion, [-] billion Zimbabwean dollars can only buy one egg. You can imagine how low the value of this money is.

The second worthless money in the world is the money that Liu Meng gave to Dream, the Somali shilling, 1 US dollar can be exchanged for 35 Somali shillings, although this currency is not as useless as the Zimbabwean dollar, But it's not much better. Those who make counterfeit money will probably lose all their underwear if they print this thing.

After being dazed for a while, Meng Meng stuffed the ten yuan back to the waiter, then pointed to the money he brought and said, "I won't change it anymore, I'll give you ten yuan for so much money, I might as well take it home Wipe your butt, use it as a finger!!"

"Oh, it's fine if you don't change it, but I advise you not to use it as toilet paper. People in countries that use this currency are not very hygienic. Be careful when you wipe your butt." After returning the money to Dream, The waiter kindly reminded me.

As a result, when the waiter handed out the money, Meng Meng stuffed them back into his bag and said cursingly; "I'm joking, you really mean it, and this currency is new and unused. It was taken by my niece." Come to play."

"Um, you go slowly, the next one, please come forward to handle business." After an awkward smile, the waiter showed a professional smile again, and said to the customer behind the dream.

After walking out of the bank, Mengmeng was still swearing, and walked towards the place where she parked her bicycle; "I'll go, brother-in-law, who is worth tens of billions, is a bit too stingy. Give me so much money, but in the end It’s only [-] yuan worth of TM!!
And the ten yuan was paid by the waiter himself, and he wanted to buy it back for fun. He is stingy, stingy, this is really a stingy brother-in-law, and it really is true that the richer the person, the more stingy he is, hey. Ugh! ! "

Before Mengmeng finished cursing, Mengmeng discovered a very bad thing. He rode over to the bicycle locked under the tree in the morning. Gone. The bike was stolen! !

"Fuck, what bastard is such a fool? My wife bought this bike for me. If I lose it, I'll die when she comes back?" The money was not exchanged, and the bike was stolen again. , An exasperated dream, directly scolded the street.

When Mengmeng was cursing the street, a man who seemed to be able to run suddenly walked up to Mengmeng and pointed to the street not far away; "I just saw two young people carrying a bicycle from here. Let’s go, the Ferrari brand should belong to you, if you go after it now, maybe you can still catch up.”

"Ah, over there, thank you brother, when I recover the bicycle, I will buy you a drink later. Uh?" Hearing the man's words, Dream turned around and ran towards the position pointed by the man. , and shouted without looking back.

I thought I met a kind person this time, but what Mengmeng never expected was that when he was starting to run, the man would suddenly grab his backpack and pull it back, then grab his backpack and run straight away up.

Mengmeng almost fell when he was pulled by the man, and when he came back to his senses, Mengmeng hurriedly chased after the man, yelling, "Catch the thief, catch the thief, come and catch me!" Thief, uh, shit!!"

After chasing and chasing, when the dream was tens of meters away from the man, the man suddenly pushed out a bicycle from a corner, and then ran away with a whoosh on the bicycle. The dream was not dazzled. He dared to guarantee that the bicycle was his Came here in the morning.

Looking at the man who disappeared on his bicycle, Mengmeng was so angry that he didn't want to call the police, so he took out his mobile phone, unlocked the code lock, and pressed Yaoyaoling, ready to call the police uncle to deal with it.

What he didn't expect was that when he put the mobile phone to his ear and was about to speak, a gust of wind blew past his ear suddenly, and then the mobile phone in his hand disappeared.

The phone was stolen! !

After analyzing the cause and effect of the incident, Mengmeng almost collapsed as soon as he looked up. The man from before was riding his bicycle, carrying his backpack, and came back to snatch his mobile phone! !

Seeing the back of the thief going away, Meng Meng sat down on the ground, wanting to cry without tears; "Did I f*ck look like a bully, that's why he came back to bully me again and again, me, me.!"

Halfway through the scolding, dreaming that the thief would come back again, after looking at the clothes on his body, he chose to turn around and leave, trotting back towards the neighborhood where he lived.

When I came here, I rode a bicycle and didn't feel how far it was. Now I was going to run back, but before I finished half of the distance, Mengmeng was dripping with sweat and out of breath.

Really tired, Mengmeng went to the convenience store at the entrance of the community to get a bottle of water, told the boss that he didn't bring any money for the morning exercise, and sent him the money later, and then directly opened the bottle and drank it in big gulps.

Puff puff. Before Mengmeng finished drinking the water, Mengmeng saw the man who stole his bicycle, stepping on his bicycle, carrying his backpack, carrying his mobile phone, sweating profusely in the convenience store He stopped at the door, picked up a bottle of water and drank it in big gulps.

After the man drank a few sips of mineral water, he turned around to look at the dream that was choked by the water, and said cheerfully; "Brother, don't drink cold water if you are unlucky, it will clog your teeth, hahaha. Uh, it's you , damn it.!!"

After dreaming of the face under the hair, the man yelled shit, he dropped his backpack, cell phone, and bicycle without saying a word, turned around and ran away, and disappeared after a while.

Looking at the backpack, mobile phone, and bicycle that came back after turning around, Dream said with a complicated face; "Thanks to my brother-in-law, I have had a wonderful morning..."

Ha Qiu puff puff. Liu Meng, who was drinking water somewhere, suddenly had an itchy nose, one couldn't hold it back, and the other Ha Qiu shot out, snatching himself with tears streaming down his face, and spraying water all over the floor.

(End of this chapter)