One Punch Dad

Chapter 522 [13] Starling upgrades and becomes a father
"Wayy Myna is calling, answer it quickly!!"

"Wayy Myna is calling, answer it quickly!!"

"Cool little baby, handsome bad Liu Meng, cute big tiger, cute old Aunt Mei, myna, come on, get up quickly and stutter, stutter. Quack quack. This king orders you to answer the phone quickly !!"

As soon as Mengmeng's voice fell, Liu Meng remembered the mobile phone in his pocket. Hearing this weird voice, Liu Meng pressed the answer button and explained with a smile on his face; "This is my starling calling." Oh, he made the ringtone himself, and I'm not allowed to change it, hehehe..."

"Wai Wai Wai is Mr. Liu Meng? Mynah is actually able to speak Cantonese.

Hearing myna's words, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, and then after understanding its meaning, he said angrily; "Myna, you have nothing to do to play around, who is your Cantonese? Ghost, let me be more clear, how can you kill people if you are a broken bird??"

"It's you, the big-headed ghost. I'm so happy today. My sons have come out of their shells. I'm going to be a father, quack quack..." After a few words to Liu Meng, the starling on the other side of the phone went crazy again up.

Hearing it was myna's voice, the little girl immediately ran forward, snatched the phone and said in a childlike voice; "Myna, I'm little princess Xinxin, your son is so fun, does he look good to you?"

"It's so ugly, without a single feather, just like the fried chicken in KFC, and they're not fun at all, they only know how to eat, and they don't know anything." The starling who became a father for the first time , was asked by the little girl, and suddenly thought about it, it suddenly felt that being a father was not something to be happy about.

Hearing myna's frustration, Liu Mang said with a smile on his face; "Myna, you used to have no feathers, and besides, they are your sons, and they will be there for you in the future!!"

"Raise you big-headed ghost, Liu Meng, are you stupid? Our parrots are birds, not animals with high IQ. We only take care of ourselves and never manage other partners. There is no such thing as you humans. Kind of, is the concept of raising children for old age good?

Besides, our parrots can live up to 80 years old. At such a long age, I have owners. Do I need them to support me? "I can't say anything to the little girl and starling, and I just want to get angry with Liu Meng without saying a word.

"Talking on the phone with a parrot, this experience should be very interesting, Liu Meng lent me to play, I also want to talk to my starling!!"

After taking the mobile phone from Liu Meng, Meng Xiaoqiao looked at the mobile phone and said excitedly; "Hey, hey, are you starling? I am Liu Meng's wife, Xinxin's mother, your hostess, hehe Hee, aren't you going to please me now?"

"Hey, I'll go. The voice is so nice. I can tell that the hostess opposite is a beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a fairy. Hey, I don't know what kind of shit luck Liu Mang has. , Such a beautiful daughter-in-law is cheap for him.

Seriously, lady boss, with your fairy-like voice and angel-like beauty, if I were a man, I wouldn't care if you're married or not, I'd just snatch it home and be my wife, quack quack. "Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, the starling really didn't even want to lose face, he kept praising Meng Xiaoqiao how good he was, and even stepped on Liu Meng to praise Meng Xiaoqiao if necessary.

Hearing the starling's praise, Meng Xiaoqiao covered her mouth, pointed at Liu Mang and giggled and said, "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, our starling is really too cute, if it's not for the serious accent, I even suspect that the opposite is someone, cluck. Did you hear that, you are lucky to marry me, cluck. Oops, oops, the bad boys started kicking me again."

Following Meng Xiaoqiao's eyes, Liu Meng and the others could clearly see that Meng Xiaoqiao had a few naughty little tummy, who were constantly dancing and kicking with their little hands and feet.

Attached to Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to gently stroke Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, and said with a smile on his face; "Little guys, you have made mother fat so much, if you are messing around, wait After you come out, Dad wants to kill you little PP."

"Brothers and sisters, Dad didn't lie, sister, my little PP was beaten by Dad many times, you must be obedient, when you grow up, sister will take you to buy delicious things , and teach you how to fight." Seeing my father talking on Mummy, the little girl came up to me with a smile on her face.

Hearing the little girl's words, Liu Meng quickly covered the little girl's mouth, and said with a speechless expression; "Xinxin, a demon king like you is enough in the family, and you plan to let your younger siblings be as naughty as you?"

"I'm sorry, so you're pregnant too, mistress, quack quack. Little guys. Listen carefully, I'm your commander starling. After you are born, I can take you to ride big tigers and sing songs. I'll listen to you." Seeing Liu Meng's family talking about the children again, the other end of the phone immediately came, and the starling laughed.

Hearing mynah's voice, and thinking of mynah's ability to sing, Meng Xiaoqiao said to the phone; "Mynah, mynah, I've always wanted to hear you sing, you can sing to the babies, maybe you sing , they won't kick me."

"Okay, little ones, Myna will sing you a nice nursery rhyme. Let's paddle together and give it to the little princes who haven't been born yet. I love you."

After yelling a few quacks, the starling cleared up his voice and sang cheerfully; "Let's swing our oars, the boat pushes away the waves... the beautiful white tower is reflected on the sea, surrounded by Green trees and red walls. The boat floats lightly in the water, and a cool wind blows head-on.”

"The red scarf faces the sun, the sun shines on the sea, the fish in the water look at us, and listen to us singing quietly. The boat floats gently in the water, and a cool wind blows head-on"

"After finishing the day's homework, let's have fun, I ask your dear partner, who will arrange a happy life for us... The boat is light, floating in the water, and a cool wind blows head-on"

"Let us swing our oars, the boat pushes away the waves, the beautiful white tower is reflected on the sea, surrounded by green trees and red walls, the boat floats gently in the water, and a cool wind blows head-on .,La"

After listening to the starling's nursery rhyme, Meng Xiaoqiao covered her mouth and said incredulously; "My God, I didn't believe our starling could sing before, but now I heard it with my own ears. It's incredible, my God, no wonder It could win a Grammy!!”

(End of this chapter)