One Punch Dad

Chapter 546 [37] Brother, remember to give this matchmaker a red envelope.

Hearing Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei's words, Liu Meng didn't dare to stay longer, so he turned around and slipped away.

But even though he slipped away at the time, he was able to escape after all. The monk could not escape the temple. In the end, Liu Meng was blocked in the living room by Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei's partnership. Originally, Liu Meng could still escape, but when Long Xiaomei When he walked up to Meng Xiaoqiao with a smile on his face, he had no choice but to raise his hands in surrender.

After Liu Meng surrendered, Long Xiaomei immediately grabbed Liu Meng's ear, and then turned on the super chatter mode; "Well, you Liu Xing, in order to avoid my mother, you dare not return to China for seven or eight years, you are so brave It's big, isn't it?

You said that if you go out to serve as a soldier, you should be a soldier. The old lady finally fell in love with a person, but you were so jealous that he was an international wanted criminal, and then I got rid of him. As a result, the old lady is still hanging on her first kiss. Here, she has become an old girl that my parents say can't be married.

Okay, let’s leave this topic aside, let’s not talk about whether that guy is a wanted criminal, I’ll just ask you, why are you avoiding me, why haven’t you come to see me for more than ten years, why?

Guilty, isn’t it? Seeing it, I’m sweating with guilt, tsk tsk tsk Liu Xing is fine, he lost my boyfriend, but he found a queen to be his wife, and it is said that he gave birth to a cute baby, very happy Yes, very happy, right?

You are happy and happy, but I am suffering, I am in my 30s, and I am still single in my 30s. You've turned into a single old woman.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo oh Damn, I almost got pregnant! ! "

"Almost pregnant!!" Hearing these words, everyone instantly became unstable. Qiqi turned and looked aside. Liu Chu, whose nose was bruised and swollen by Long Xiaomei, had eyes full of anger and doubt.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Liu Chu quickly explained; "Ahem, don't listen to her nonsense, and don't get me wrong. There were four pairs of pants, how could she be pregnant? No, absolutely no. meeting!!"

clap clap clap! !
Hearing her son's bastard words, Li Mengyao stepped forward and slapped her three times, and then said angrily, "Liu Chu, my mother, did I educate you like this? How could you do this to a innocent girl?" Ah, you still have to be shameless, don't you want to be famous!!"

clap clap clap! !
Coincidentally, just after Li Mengyao slapped her, Liu Chu was slapped three times by her own father before she recovered from the slap, and then she was reprimanded; very hard.

But even so, as a man from the old Liu's family, you can't go and molested other people, innocent girl, how do you let her face other people's gossip in the future, how can she get married? "

"Tsk tsk tsk is so pitiful, I received six slaps for a single physical reaction, hey, it deserves it, good slap, let you cause me to misunderstand and lose my first kiss, hmph."

After being complacent for a while, Long Xiaomei let go of Liu Meng's ears, turned around and explained to Li Mengyao and Liu Kuang; "Uncle and aunt, you have misunderstood, Liu Chu doesn't have me, he is just fighting with me When it was time, I accidentally had a physiological reaction."

"Physiological reactions are not good either. To have physical reactions to people for no reason is dirty thinking. This bastard just needs to be beaten. Xiaomei, do you want to beat him to vent your anger? Come on, hit him casually, just keep your breath, don't be afraid, yes I dare not fight back in front of him." Hearing Long Xiaomei's words, Liu Kuang not only did not intend to forgive Liu Chu, but instead encouraged Long Xiaomei to beat Liu Chu.

Hearing Liu Kuang's words, Liu Chu, who covered his face, thought in his heart; "My own son will never be treated like this. It has been more than 30 years, and I only know now. So, so, so I picked it up. what!!"

"Uncle, Liu Chu is pitiful enough, let's not beat him, besides, if he doesn't respond to a big beauty like me, I have to suspect that he is Wan Wan." Long Xiaomei, who doubted Liu Chu's life, chose to let him go after a moment of hilarity.

Long Xiaomei planned to let Liu Chu go, but Liu Kuang didn't plan to let her and Liu Chu go. Liu Kuang turned to look at Long Tianxiao, and said with a serious face; "Brother Long, what happened today, brother I'm sorry, but you don't have to worry, we are martial arts practitioners who pay attention to morality and etiquette to convince others with virtue, so Liu Chu, I will give it to your family as a son-in-law."

Liu Chu; "(⊙o⊙)|||I really picked it up, and I'm going to send me out now."

Long Xiaomei; "(⊙o⊙)|||Why do I feel a little bad, this is the rhythm of forcing me to be his daughter-in-law!!"

Ignoring Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei's shock, Long Tianxiao first smiled and shook his head, and then in Long Xiaomei's frightened eyes, he said with a smile on his face; "Since ancient times, good men have never married, so I can't ruin Liu Chu's marriage." Chu's reputation has grown, so let him marry Xiaomei from our family."

"Dad, you're not joking, are you? You must be joking, right. We've just met for the first time, and you actually let me marry him. Do you, you, you, you want to marry me that much?" What her father said, Long Xiaomei exclaimed in disbelief.

Facing Long Xiaomei's words, Yun Aili stepped forward, smiled and said, "The first time we met, we hugged and kissed, and there was a physiological reaction, then the second meeting must be upgraded.

Although your dad and I understand that in today's society, unmarried cohabitation, unmarried children, etc. are normal, but we are two families after all, two families with heads and faces, with their own traditions and beliefs, so in order not to cause any scandals. , you get married! ! "

"Yes, you guys go get married. After Xiao Qiao gives birth, you can get a marriage certificate for me. Don't make excuses. The company won't go bankrupt if you don't go for a few days, and you are not allowed to refuse. If you refuse, our old Liu family There is no one like you, hum." Seeing that Liu Chu wanted to speak, Liu Kuang immediately took a step ahead of him and warned.

Knowing that he had been kicked out of the shelves, Liu Chu nodded after a burst of gloom and a wry smile; "Although she is quite violent and her personality is a bit out of character, I feel that living with her should be pretty good, at least not with me." Just like my ex-wife, I don't speak and she doesn't speak, just like the two strangers in the coffee shop, hehehe. I am willing to marry her."

"I, I, I said, did I say I want to marry you? I'm being passionate.

Hmph, I have a stinky pig head, my face is deformed by beatings and I still laugh, it’s so disgusting Hmph, I don’t care, whoever you want me to marry, just marry whoever, anyway, I’m already old, just find someone to marry That's it, as long as you are happy. "Although she said she didn't want it, but her blushing and breathing became thicker, which had already betrayed her deeply.

Seeing that Long Xiaomei ran back to the room with a blushing face, Liu Kuang patted Liu Chu on the shoulder and said with a smile on his face; "This is all arranged by your brother, including beating you, your brother said to do it like this , every day that naughty boy is taken care of by his mother, hehehe, your brother has been clever since he was a child, and his ideas are really good, hahaha..."

"Liu Meng, come here, I want to fight you one-on-one. Um, I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously." After hearing Liu Kuang's words, Liu Chu immediately shouted to Liu Meng in despair, wanting to fight him alone No choice, but when Liu Meng lifted up the sofa weighing more than 300 kilograms with a smile on his face, he immediately gave up.

After putting down the sofa with a smile, Liu Meng turned around and helped Meng Xiaoqiao back to the room, without turning his head, he said, "Liu Chu, although we are brothers, you have to remember the matchmaker's red envelope, hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)