One Punch Dad

Chapter 562 [53] Hey, Dad, Mommy and younger siblings have been swapped
When Meng Xiaoqiao was jealous of Liu Meng, the kindergarten at this time was quite lively.

When the little brat heard the little girl say that her mommy gave birth to five younger siblings at once, she was so frightened that she couldn't believe it and said, "Sister, you have never lied to me, five little babies, How could it be born?
My mother said that she almost died of pain when she gave birth to me, and she would probably die of pain if she gave birth to another one. How could your mother give birth to so many babies all at once? You have never been lying to me, I love you , I'm very smart yet. "

"Little brat, you are so stupid. Your mother gave birth to you so big. It must have hurt to death. The baby my mother gave birth to is only so small. How could it hurt to death, idiot." The little girl, gestured to the size of the little stewed egg, and then gestured to the size of her younger brother and sister, then looked at the little stewed egg with a disgusted expression on her face.

I didn't know that when I was born, I was also very small. When I heard the little girl's explanation, I nodded seriously and said, "That's right, your younger brothers and sisters are so small. When your mommy gave birth to them , certainly not painful.

Really, why is my mother so stupid? Why didn't she give birth to me when I was so young, so she wouldn't be in such pain? Hey, there is no cure for a stupid mother. "

"Pfft, hahaha I laughed so hard, little brat, Xinxin, don't you want to be so innocent and cute, hahaha."

The teacher who was watching from the side, after a burst of wild laughter, walked in front of the two of them, and said with a funny face; "Little braised egg, your mother was very small when she gave birth to you, you were not born this big Oh.

When you were born, you were as small as Xinxin’s younger brothers and sisters, but then you ate obediently, so you grew up so big, hehehe, remember, you grew up so big, you were not born It's just that big, you know? "

"If I was so small when I was born, then why would my mother say that she almost died of pain? Teacher, you must be treating me as a child, right?" Hearing the teacher's explanation, the little braised egg not only didn't pay the bill, Instead, he looked at the teacher very dissatisfied.

Facing the dissatisfaction of the little braised egg, the teacher didn't know how to explain it at all. Maybe she couldn't tell him some physiological problems, but even if she told him, the teacher wasn't sure, he would definitely understand.

Dangdang. It just so happened that the school bell rang at this time, the teacher quickly used this as an excuse, looked at the little corned egg and said, "It's time for school to end now, this question is more complicated, you can ask the teacher tomorrow."

"Little brat. The teacher lied to you. She must not know how to answer, so she used school as an excuse not to answer you. Last time I asked her how women get pregnant, she didn't tell me." After leaving, Xiao Yu'er, who was sitting next to the little girl, immediately ran out to give her a kick.

"Xiao Yu'er, good children don't lie, and if boys and girls kiss, they will become pregnant and have children, so you must not be known by boys kissing?"

After fooling around with Xiao Yu'er, the teacher touched the small head of the little stewed egg, and said with a smile on his face; "As for the question of having a baby, you have to go back and ask your mother. After all, the teacher has never given birth and has no experience in this area." , Alright, let’s go home after school obediently!!”

"The teacher is a big liar. My mother said that boys and girls will not have children by kissing each other. They have to sleep together to have children, just like my father and mother." Hearing the teacher's words, The little girl immediately raised her head, pouting her mouth, and retorted.

Facing the little girl's rebuttal, the teacher looked at Wang Yun not far away speechlessly, and then said to Xiao Yu'er; "Xiao Yu'er, hurry up and go with sister to grandma's, grandma will take you home later."

"Okay, goodbye teacher, Jiajia, let's go, grandma is waiting for us there..." Hearing the teacher's words, Xiao Yu'er immediately carried her small schoolbag on her back, dragged the little girl and ran towards Wang Yun.

After glancing at the teacher who couldn't laugh or cry, Wang Yun took the hands of the two little girls and walked towards his own car, while looking at the little girls, he said angrily, "Xinxin, did you have any problems to embarrass the teacher again?" ?”

"No, I'm very well-behaved today. I study hard and do my homework seriously. Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask my sister..." The little girl has never been concerned about the things she messed up in class. Will admit it, even in front of the teacher, she can play a rogue.

Seeing that her sister had no intention of admitting it, Xiao Yu'er, who was being led off, also looked at Wang Yun eagerly and said, "Grandma, Jiajia didn't lie to you, she is really good today."

"If it weren't for the cameras in the class, I would have believed you..."

After being speechless for a while, Wang Yun first carried the two little guys into the car, fastened their seat belts, and then sat in the driver's seat to start the car, while saying angrily; "Forget it today, and make trouble in class next time. I'll let Xinxin's father hit your little PP, hum.

By the way, Xinxin, your mommy was discharged from the hospital today, and your five younger brothers and sisters have also been brought home. When you go back later, you can’t yell like before, and you Xiaoyu Son, you can't yell anymore, do you hear me? "

"Sister, my brother and sister are back, let me tell you, they are super ugly, their skin is wrinkled like a little old man, and they don't have any hair, they are really ugly..." She hasn't seen her younger siblings for a few days, so her influence on her younger siblings is still ten days ago.

Hearing the little girl's words, Wang Yun said angrily while driving; "Xinxin, if your father hears this, he will definitely beat your little PP. They are your younger brothers and sisters. How can you despise them for being ugly?" ??"

"My daddy won't hit me. If he hits me, I'll tell him it's over. My mommy has become a big fat paper now. My daddy is not afraid of her anymore. I'm really going to be beaten now." Thinking that Meng Xiaoqiao was the big fat man who needed Liu Meng's support to walk some time ago, the little girl immediately covered her forehead and said helplessly.

After giving the little girl a funny look, Wang Yun accelerated the car directly, and then sent the two little girls to Wang Yan's house, then turned around and went back to the kindergarten to finish the rest of the work, and by the way, told the teachers, Had a dinner together.

After the little girl returned home, she immediately took Xiao Yu'er and threw her schoolbag on the sofa, and then ran into Liu Meng and Meng Xiaoqiao's room in a hurry.

When she saw the skinny Meng Xiaoqiao and her younger siblings who had become cute, the little girl turned to look at Liu Meng, and said in a daze; Do not you know??"

(End of this chapter)