One Punch Dad
Chapter 570 [62] The one with baby teasing skills, little stewed egg
Chapter 570 [62] The one with baby teasing skills, little stewed egg
Poor people, why is Lao Su touching my head? Is my head fun? ?
Seeing that everyone likes to touch his little head to play, the little braised egg also reached out to touch his little head, and then said with a smile on his face; "It's quite fun without hair, giggling."
"Hahaha I laughed so hard. Whose kid is this? Why is he so cute, hahaha..." Everyone froze when they saw the little braised egg touching their heads. , Meng Meng and the others burst out laughing.
Wang Yan, who was helping to take care of the little ones in the house, couldn't help but come out when she heard the voice in the living room; "What are you doing, I don't know the little ones are sleeping, laughing so loudly... , Where did you bring this little black ball back?"
"Hello, Nana, I'm a little stewed egg, not a little black ball. I'm five sou this year." Hearing Wang Yan call himself a little black ball, the little stewed egg immediately raised his head and explained seriously .
The little black ball can speak Mandarin, ouch, this is so much fun, hahaha.
After a burst of joy in her heart, Wang Yan walked up to the little stewed egg, reached out and touched the little stewed egg's head, and then said with a smile on her face; "Oh, so you are called the little stewed egg, hehehe, What a cute little guy, hahaha, so fun..."
"Uncle, why do your family members like to touch my little head so much? Look, I can't grow any hair from touching my head..." It doesn't matter if you touch one or two, three or four bear it and pass , when everyone came, the little braised egg became dissatisfied, and began to complain about his little head, which was so touched that he couldn't open his hair anymore.
"Because the little corned egg is cute, everyone touches the little corned egg's head. If you are not cute, the little corned egg, don't everyone just stop touching you, just like your three classmates ,right.."
After explaining a few words to Xiao Ludan with a smile, Liu Meng stood up and looked at Wang Yan, and explained with a wry smile; "Xinxin was in kindergarten and beat up the new classmate who bullied Xiao Ludan, and the new classmate's father was a bully The guy, he didn't trouble Xinxin, but slapped the little braised egg instead.
After the little stewed egg was beaten, Xinxin got angry and used small scissors to make a handicraft, and pierced the thigh of the new classmate's father. After that, when the kindergarten called the parents, the new classmate's parents called someone, will, come to talk to him. The Ludan family was beaten, and the beating was a bit serious, and they were all sent to the hospital.
And after that, what was even more unfortunate was that the parent of that new classmate was an employee who had just been transferred back from our company, so the matter was dealt with, and in the end it was me who compensated and dealt with the aftermath.
I negotiated the compensation issue with the little stewed egg family, and I also sent the employee who provoked the trouble to the mine in Africa. I took him home. "
After listening to Liu Meng's explanation, Wang Yan picked up the little girl and said angrily, "Xinxin, how could you hurt someone with scissors? Do you know that it's dangerous for you to do this? Didn't I teach you not to fight, not to have trouble with others?"
"No, my dad said that if anyone dares to bully me, he dares to beat the shit out of him, and if someone wants to hit me, the man will kick me down, the woman will put her eyes in, and then run away, etc. Wait for him to deal with it..." Hearing Wang Yan's words, the little girl looked at Wang Yan and replied seriously.
Hearing his daughter's words, Liu Meng immediately rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, picked up the little braised egg and rushed into the room, then quietly closed the door to isolate himself from everything outside.
Meng Xiaoqiao in the room just wanted to ask Liu Meng why he ran in, but he heard a roar from outside; "Liu Xing, you bastard, do you teach children like this, teach children to beat people and kill them?" You have a lot of money, but you are not afraid of big things, hey, my innocent and lovely granddaughter is now taught to be a little devil by you."
"Hehehe, hehehe, my wife, you heard me wrong, what my mother said was not me, I am Liu Mang not Liu Xing, hehehe." After listening to Wang Yan's shouting, Liu Mang looked at the gloomy dream Xiao Qiao smiled awkwardly.
After glaring at Liu Mang fiercely, Meng Xiaoqiao pointed at Little Braised Dan, looked at Liu Mang, and said with a murderous look on his face; "What's going on, don't tell me, this is your illegitimate child, Hehehe."
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is Xinxin's classmate. I'm just a woman like you. Where's the illegitimate child?"
Speechlessly back to Meng Xiaoqiao, after a few words from Meng Xiaoqiao, Liu Meng touched the small head of the little stewed egg, smiled and said; "Little stewed egg, this is the uncle's wife, Xinxin's mommy, call me auntie, call me auntie Yes, there will be a lot of delicious food to eat."
"Auntie, hello, my name is Xiaoludan, and I'm Jiajia's classmate. I'm very happy to meet you, hehehe." As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Xiaoludan immediately stood up and looked at Meng Xiaoqiao with a big smile on his face. said with a grin.
After casually picking up the dried mango on the table and stuffing it into the little stewed egg's mouth, Meng Xiaoqiao smiled cheerfully while touching the little stewed egg's head; Parents are really good enough, even dare to take out a name like Little Braised Egg, hehehe..."
"You think too much, you didn't call him Little Braised Dan originally, but after going to school with our family Xinxin, we Xinxin always called him Little Braised Dan, and then everyone called him Little Braised Dan.
Seeing that everyone called him Little Braised Dan, as time passed, he really thought he was called Little Braised Dan, hehehe. Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Meng said with a smile on his face while checking the five little guys' pooping steps.
The little ones have already woken up. At this time, all of them are opening their eyes wide, looking at the black little stewed egg curiously. When they saw Liu Meng reaching out to check the excrement and urine steps, the little ones thought they were going to follow him. He played and giggled non-stop.
Hearing the laughter of the little guys, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately dropped the little brat, leaned forward, and said with a smile on his face; "Your daughter is so bad, the name of the little brat has been assigned by others, so don't be afraid." The parents have some opinions after hearing it, hehehehe. Hey, little ones, mommy is here, giggling..."
"My parents think it's good for their son to have a Chinese name. Now the whole family is starting to call him Little Braised Dan, hehehe, Little Braised Dan, come and say hello to your younger brothers and sisters..." smiled back After Meng Xiaoqiao said a few words, Liu Meng waved to Xiao Lu Dan and said with a smile.
Giggle. Kakaka. Giggle. I don’t know why, but the five little guys like the little marinated eggs very much. Seeing the little guy coming forward, the five little guys kicked their hands and feet immediately, giggling and laughing non-stop, Very happy.
Seeing that his brothers and sisters welcomed him very much, the little braised egg ate the dried mango, then grinned and said, "Brother, sister, I'll sing for you...
The canteen sleeps like a bird, one presses one bird, there are mud balls everywhere in the stream and clouds in the sky, is the big pot good? Go to the mudball. "
Hearing the song of Little Braised Dan, Meng Xiaoqiao and Liu Meng were stunned for a moment, then hugged their stomachs, and laughed loudly, and the five little guys also grinned, giggling and laughing. non-stop.
(End of this chapter)
Poor people, why is Lao Su touching my head? Is my head fun? ?
Seeing that everyone likes to touch his little head to play, the little braised egg also reached out to touch his little head, and then said with a smile on his face; "It's quite fun without hair, giggling."
"Hahaha I laughed so hard. Whose kid is this? Why is he so cute, hahaha..." Everyone froze when they saw the little braised egg touching their heads. , Meng Meng and the others burst out laughing.
Wang Yan, who was helping to take care of the little ones in the house, couldn't help but come out when she heard the voice in the living room; "What are you doing, I don't know the little ones are sleeping, laughing so loudly... , Where did you bring this little black ball back?"
"Hello, Nana, I'm a little stewed egg, not a little black ball. I'm five sou this year." Hearing Wang Yan call himself a little black ball, the little stewed egg immediately raised his head and explained seriously .
The little black ball can speak Mandarin, ouch, this is so much fun, hahaha.
After a burst of joy in her heart, Wang Yan walked up to the little stewed egg, reached out and touched the little stewed egg's head, and then said with a smile on her face; "Oh, so you are called the little stewed egg, hehehe, What a cute little guy, hahaha, so fun..."
"Uncle, why do your family members like to touch my little head so much? Look, I can't grow any hair from touching my head..." It doesn't matter if you touch one or two, three or four bear it and pass , when everyone came, the little braised egg became dissatisfied, and began to complain about his little head, which was so touched that he couldn't open his hair anymore.
"Because the little corned egg is cute, everyone touches the little corned egg's head. If you are not cute, the little corned egg, don't everyone just stop touching you, just like your three classmates ,right.."
After explaining a few words to Xiao Ludan with a smile, Liu Meng stood up and looked at Wang Yan, and explained with a wry smile; "Xinxin was in kindergarten and beat up the new classmate who bullied Xiao Ludan, and the new classmate's father was a bully The guy, he didn't trouble Xinxin, but slapped the little braised egg instead.
After the little stewed egg was beaten, Xinxin got angry and used small scissors to make a handicraft, and pierced the thigh of the new classmate's father. After that, when the kindergarten called the parents, the new classmate's parents called someone, will, come to talk to him. The Ludan family was beaten, and the beating was a bit serious, and they were all sent to the hospital.
And after that, what was even more unfortunate was that the parent of that new classmate was an employee who had just been transferred back from our company, so the matter was dealt with, and in the end it was me who compensated and dealt with the aftermath.
I negotiated the compensation issue with the little stewed egg family, and I also sent the employee who provoked the trouble to the mine in Africa. I took him home. "
After listening to Liu Meng's explanation, Wang Yan picked up the little girl and said angrily, "Xinxin, how could you hurt someone with scissors? Do you know that it's dangerous for you to do this? Didn't I teach you not to fight, not to have trouble with others?"
"No, my dad said that if anyone dares to bully me, he dares to beat the shit out of him, and if someone wants to hit me, the man will kick me down, the woman will put her eyes in, and then run away, etc. Wait for him to deal with it..." Hearing Wang Yan's words, the little girl looked at Wang Yan and replied seriously.
Hearing his daughter's words, Liu Meng immediately rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, picked up the little braised egg and rushed into the room, then quietly closed the door to isolate himself from everything outside.
Meng Xiaoqiao in the room just wanted to ask Liu Meng why he ran in, but he heard a roar from outside; "Liu Xing, you bastard, do you teach children like this, teach children to beat people and kill them?" You have a lot of money, but you are not afraid of big things, hey, my innocent and lovely granddaughter is now taught to be a little devil by you."
"Hehehe, hehehe, my wife, you heard me wrong, what my mother said was not me, I am Liu Mang not Liu Xing, hehehe." After listening to Wang Yan's shouting, Liu Mang looked at the gloomy dream Xiao Qiao smiled awkwardly.
After glaring at Liu Mang fiercely, Meng Xiaoqiao pointed at Little Braised Dan, looked at Liu Mang, and said with a murderous look on his face; "What's going on, don't tell me, this is your illegitimate child, Hehehe."
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is Xinxin's classmate. I'm just a woman like you. Where's the illegitimate child?"
Speechlessly back to Meng Xiaoqiao, after a few words from Meng Xiaoqiao, Liu Meng touched the small head of the little stewed egg, smiled and said; "Little stewed egg, this is the uncle's wife, Xinxin's mommy, call me auntie, call me auntie Yes, there will be a lot of delicious food to eat."
"Auntie, hello, my name is Xiaoludan, and I'm Jiajia's classmate. I'm very happy to meet you, hehehe." As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Xiaoludan immediately stood up and looked at Meng Xiaoqiao with a big smile on his face. said with a grin.
After casually picking up the dried mango on the table and stuffing it into the little stewed egg's mouth, Meng Xiaoqiao smiled cheerfully while touching the little stewed egg's head; Parents are really good enough, even dare to take out a name like Little Braised Egg, hehehe..."
"You think too much, you didn't call him Little Braised Dan originally, but after going to school with our family Xinxin, we Xinxin always called him Little Braised Dan, and then everyone called him Little Braised Dan.
Seeing that everyone called him Little Braised Dan, as time passed, he really thought he was called Little Braised Dan, hehehe. Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Meng said with a smile on his face while checking the five little guys' pooping steps.
The little ones have already woken up. At this time, all of them are opening their eyes wide, looking at the black little stewed egg curiously. When they saw Liu Meng reaching out to check the excrement and urine steps, the little ones thought they were going to follow him. He played and giggled non-stop.
Hearing the laughter of the little guys, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately dropped the little brat, leaned forward, and said with a smile on his face; "Your daughter is so bad, the name of the little brat has been assigned by others, so don't be afraid." The parents have some opinions after hearing it, hehehehe. Hey, little ones, mommy is here, giggling..."
"My parents think it's good for their son to have a Chinese name. Now the whole family is starting to call him Little Braised Dan, hehehe, Little Braised Dan, come and say hello to your younger brothers and sisters..." smiled back After Meng Xiaoqiao said a few words, Liu Meng waved to Xiao Lu Dan and said with a smile.
Giggle. Kakaka. Giggle. I don’t know why, but the five little guys like the little marinated eggs very much. Seeing the little guy coming forward, the five little guys kicked their hands and feet immediately, giggling and laughing non-stop, Very happy.
Seeing that his brothers and sisters welcomed him very much, the little braised egg ate the dried mango, then grinned and said, "Brother, sister, I'll sing for you...
The canteen sleeps like a bird, one presses one bird, there are mud balls everywhere in the stream and clouds in the sky, is the big pot good? Go to the mudball. "
Hearing the song of Little Braised Dan, Meng Xiaoqiao and Liu Meng were stunned for a moment, then hugged their stomachs, and laughed loudly, and the five little guys also grinned, giggling and laughing. non-stop.
(End of this chapter)
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