One Punch Dad

Chapter 663 [156] Husband, come back, I can't control the children anymore

On the other side, after leaving the villa, Meng Xiaoqiao, Wang Yan, and Li Mengyao immediately divided into three groups and started looking for the little guys.

The bum who was walking outside with a big tiger, saw Li Mengyao and others, and immediately asked, "Ma'am, what happened to you two aunts who are in such a panic?"

"Second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, they five little bastards sneaked out of the dog hole, and now they don't know where they are going. By the way, don't be idle, hurry up! Please help us find it together." There are many people and strength is great, and Meng Xiaoqiao immediately pulled him into the team when he met his own employee's bum.

The salary in the villa is very high. Now the second-rate son smokes Double Happiness, drinks and drinks Jiujiang, and occasionally has a little extravagance when eating. Come to have a glass of Great Wall wine to cultivate his own elegant atmosphere.

In fact, with his current salary, he can eat better, but this guy was so drunk a year ago that he ran to someone's house to spoil the girl in the neighboring village and was almost beaten to death by the other party. In the end, Meng Xiaoqiao came forward to help him settle it with money, and he also married the girl back home as his wife.

When that girl met the second-rate son, she was the same age, and the delicate girl was shy when she saw people, but after marrying the second-rate son, she was still so beautiful, but with a big belly, she walked around the family of three, what a guy Tigress is used to describe her in harmony at this time.

In addition to being courageous and not afraid of tigers, she has also changed from being a coquette to a domineering shrew. Now the salary cards of the bums are all in her hands, and the monthly pocket money is settled at the end of the month. If it's over, it's over and no more points will be given.

Except for the pocket money, Er Liuzi bought the cigarettes she smokes and the red wine she drank in whole cartons and boxes. Cigarettes are packed every five days, and red wine is bottled every week. For cigarettes, it’s okay to kneel on the washboard when you come back.

Although Meng Xiaoqiao helped him marry a tigress, this family made Er Liuzi feel very happy, because this family reflected his value and his ability. He almost immediately carried out Xiao Qiao's orders without any muddling, and he didn't even care whether it was right or wrong, as long as Meng Xiao Qiao said, he would do it.

Worried that the team of four was not big enough, Er Liuzi directly asked the big tiger and its two cubs to join the search team, but running on the ground was not as good as flying in the sky after all.

Not long after, Master Jiu flew over and shouted to Meng Xiaoqiao and the others; "Young master and the others are found. They are running towards the dog hole in the backyard of the villa. It is predicted that they are probably going home. !!"

"Jiu Ye, go and call your father, starling, let him watch the little guys, don't let them run away, we will go there immediately." After hearing the information sent by Jiu Ye, Meng Xiaoqiao led everyone Collecting the team and rushing back to the villa, he explained to Lord Jiu.

Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's explanation, Master Jiu nodded his bird's head, flapped his wings on Meng Xiaoqiao's shoulder, and flew up into the sky, rushing towards the location of mynah and the little ones.

In fact, what Meng Xiaoqiao and the little guys don't know is that the starling has been following the little guys secretly all the time, even when the little guys are stealing eggs, it is still covering its mouth with its wings on the eaves, quacking sniggering.

At this time, after secretly protecting the five little guys all the way back to the villa, the starling also flew out from the darkness, landed in front of the little guys, raised his head and said, "Hey, 12345 five thieves who steal eggs, be careful! Hit the demon spirits, arrest you and go to jail."

"Baguo, Eggy, Good Seven, Good Seven's Eggs, Mama's Eggs are so good, here are so many Eggs." Although the little guy still doesn't understand the definition of a thief, he still has a guilty conscience. Subconsciously took out an egg, ready to bribe mynah.

Although starlings eat nuts and other fruits and seeds most of the time, starlings actually like eating raw eggs, but this guy is a bit greedy for birds, one is not enough for him, he wants two.

Seeing mynah's two toes sticking up, the fourth child who wanted to bribe mynah got angry. While putting the egg back into his pocket, he pouted and shouted, "Smelly, stinking, Baguo! Dandan is good at seven, if I don’t give you seven, I’ll make you angry, hum.”

"Quack quack quack, you little bastard, you actually called me a stinky mynah, look at how I'll tell your mother later, let you spank your little asses, hum." , raised the bird's head and clamored quackingly.

Facing the clamor of the mynah, the five little guys immediately started to unite again, trotting towards the mynah, ready to hold the mynah down and pluck their hair, so scared that the mynah flapped its wings and fled back to the pet room to go.

"Hehehe, Baguo is so stupid, stupid Su, hehehe. Uh, Ma Ma, Nanai, you are back. Hehehe..." The five little guys had just defeated the starling, and before they had time to be happy, they saw it Meng Xiaoqiao, Li Mengyao, Wang Yan and others came back with a serious face.

Seeing the five bulging pockets covered in chicken manure, Meng Xiaoqiao squatted down, and after sighing heavily, said, "Tell me, where did you go to play? Where did the chicken feces come from, uh, eggs, where did you get these eggs?"

"The eggs laid by the big hen, we took them ourselves. We took a lot of them. Ma Ma, make me egg seven, okay?" Facing the stern-faced Ma Ma, the little ones had no choice but to choose, To be honest, of course, because of the problem of depiction, what he said was not comprehensive.

After taking out more than a dozen eggs from the little guys, Meng Xiaoqiao told the five little guys to Wang Yan and Li Mengyao with a bitter face, asking them to help bathe the little guys, while she went to the refrigerator to get a bag of fruits and vegetables. Some refreshments, the owner went out to find eggs to apologize.

Eggs in the countryside are picked once a day, and there is only one household in the village that can produce more than a dozen eggs a day, so it is easy for Meng Xiaoqiao to find the owner of the eggs, Chen Shanwei and his wife.

When Meng Xiaoqiao found them, they were searching all over the village. Those chickens who were driven out by the little guys and dared not go home, when they saw Meng Xiaoqiao, they greeted them politely. When Xiao Qiao apologized to them, they were stunned.

After being stunned for a while, Chen Shanwei and his wife finally said dumbfoundedly; "I said, where did such a cute little guy come from? It turns out to be from your family. Hehehe, the little guy is really cute. We opened the door and saw that they took When it comes to eggs, it's so fierce, and it's still pissing us off.

But don't worry, we didn't beat them or scold them. At that time, we saw that the little guys were too small. They were all babies who had just started to walk. At that time, we didn't dare to follow them for fear of scaring them. Yes, it's not good if you fall down.

We quietly watched them go away, and then came back to look for chickens, but fortunately, these chickens are all mature, and we found all of them, hehehe. "

"Thank you for not chasing our children just now. It was our mistake to let the little ones run out. This is a fruit sent by a friend. There are too many to eat at home. I brought you some, hehehe..." To be honest, this It was the first time Meng Xiaoqiao had grown up to apologize to others, and because it was the first time, Meng Xiaoqiao seemed a little unnatural, and her smile was slightly awkward.

Chen Shanwei and his wife knew that they had to accept this thing, but they were kind and didn't want to take advantage of it, so when Meng Xiaoqiao left, she had a bitter face, with a bag of eggs in her left hand and two big cocks in her right hand, exhausted panting.

After returning home, Meng Xiaoqiao put the eggs and the big rooster on the ground, raised her head and shouted loudly to the sky; "Bastard Liu Meng, my mother has given you a month to come back. I can't control your child anymore." , ah ah ah!!"

(End of this chapter)