One Punch Dad

Chapter 678 [171] To be happy is to have you and me

Even if Liu Meng has a lot of money for a few hundred catties of Cordyceps, he will not spoil my starling like this. Besides, it is still the same thing whether this guy eats Cordyceps or not.

After staring at mynah speechlessly, Liu Meng pointed to the gate of the backyard, and said with a disgusted expression, "Where did you get the hundreds of catties of caterpillar fungus, go back where you came from, besides, I bought so many back, Have you finished eating?"

"Quack quack, you don't understand. Are we all men? You can eat if I can't eat it. If you and I can't eat it, these big brothers can eat it too, right, quack quack..." He didn't get angry when he disliked myna, but pointed at Liu Meng and Liu Kuang, and said with a smirk.

After reaching out to touch mynah's head, Liu Mang said dumbfoundedly; "You think that everyone is as puffy as you and needs to eat Cordyceps to nourish themselves. Besides, everyone doesn't like to eat that thing."

"Nonsense, why am I puffy? Am I strong or fat? I really have no vision and can't speak. Who is that? Big brother, my teacup is empty. Hurry up and serve tea." His own teacup shouted to Liu Kuang.

Faced with this starling who likes to drink tea like a human being and can tease, Liu Kuang and others also like it from the bottom of their hearts. They even asked Meng Xiaoqiao for it, but they were obviously rejected. Even the starling children, none of them could get one.

After pouring tea into mynah's cup, Liu Kuang said with a funny face, "I'm Liu Mang's father, isn't it kind of bad for you to call me big brother, why don't you call me uncle?"

"No, no, I'm out of generation to call you uncle. I'm always called Liu Mang boy. It's okay to call you big brother. Quack quack, oops, the tea is a little hot." Facing Liu Kuang, he wanted to call him uncle. Asked, the starling shook his head and refused, but when he drank the tea, he pulled too much and burned his tongue.

It wasn't the first time that myna was rejected by myna, so Liu Kuang didn't seem to care very much, but seeing Liu Meng came back now, he called the myna's children's attention again; "By the way, myna, you have so many children. Can you take one home for me?"

"Uh, why do you want my child? Let me tell you, if you want to eat meat, you go to the vegetable market. Don't pay attention to my child, or else I will scold you." Hearing Liu Kuang Once when talking about wanting his own child, the starling immediately looked at Liu Kuang and said with displeasure on his face.

To be honest, there are indeed too many mynah children now. At the beginning, his wives basically laid eggs for him. Some of them had two litters, and some of them had several litters. At this time, they are a big family. , There are as many as 37, which means that Liu Meng's villa doesn't look crowded, otherwise it is estimated that the house will be demolished.

Hearing Liu Kuang's words, Liu Meng turned to look at Mynah, and said with a smile on his face; "Mynah, children will grow up after all, and parents must learn to let them have their own lives after all, and your children are about to leave. You are getting old, this is the law of nature that you cannot change.

Think about it, if you don't send your children away, they will probably marry close relatives, and they may even poach your corner and get together with your wife. You said you are going to send them away, Or stay here and turn against you, and take your place in the family when the time comes? "

Hearing Liu Meng's words, the starling immediately exploded. Liu Meng didn't say anything about it. Winking at his little wife, even showing off her figure and so on.

Thinking of this, the starling immediately raised his head and said domineeringly; "Well, Liu Meng, what you said is very reasonable. Parents can't take care of their children for a lifetime, so I let them go out and live on their own.

How about this, big brothers, I will give you three people, one person and three children, but you must promise me to find them their own partners, and you must treat them well for a lifetime, they can live 80 years like me, you Can't throw them away because of this? "

"Oh, let me go. If you don't tell me, starling, I really don't know. Your parrots have such a long lifespan. What you said is no problem. 80 years are OK. When I am old, my son will raise it. My son is old, and my grandson will raise it." , Hehehe..." Seeing that the starling let go, Meng Qiangsen and Long Tianxiao, Liu Kuang nodded in agreement.

After receiving the promise from Liu Kuang and others, the starling nodded, turned around and said, "Hey, children will leave their parents after all. I will go back and spend the last day with my children. You can take them away tomorrow, hey."

The starling looked very sad on the surface, but he was secretly ecstatic in his heart; "Quack quack, finally I can send some little guys away, dammit, with these little bastards here, my wife won't even make out with me , quack quack happy days are here again, hehehe."

"Dad, you drink tea, I'll go back to the room to clean up, and change into comfortable clothes by the way, hehehe..." After watching myna fly out, Liu Meng got up and smiled at Liu Kuang and others, then went upstairs to change Clothes go.

Facing Liu Mang's departure, Liu Kuang and the others didn't say anything, they continued drinking tea and chatting there, as if they were used to Liu Mang leaving at any time.

After Liu Meng went upstairs and changed his clothes, he quietly came to the room of Meng Xiaoqiao and the little guys, walked behind Meng Xiaoqiao, gently hugged Meng Xiaoqiao in his arms, feeling the familiar warmth, Meng Xiaoqiao directly smiled and relaxed herself, leaning gently in Liu Meng's arms.

Seeing Liu Meng hugging his mother again, the five little guys immediately got up from the crib, leaned on the railing to look at Liu Meng, pouted their little mouths, and said angrily; "Bad dad, let go of my dad, yes I come!!"

Puff sobbing hahaha.! !
Hearing the little guy's words, Liu Meng and Meng Xiaoqiao burst into laughter. After putting away their smiles, Liu Meng looked at the little guy with a funny face and said, "Hey, I said you little guys, these words are all Who taught you, why do you say strange things that make people laugh all day long??"

"Baguo taught it, Baguo said, as new human beings, we must have our own language, for example, does the pretty boy wear locks? Hmph." Hearing Liu Meng's culture, the fourth child raised his head , said with a proud face.

After covering his forehead, Liu Meng looked at Meng Xiaoqiao in his arms, and said without tears; "Honey, why do you guys play with that starling? Are you trying to prevent the children from learning well?" ."

"Brother, do you think it's fun to take care of five children? If it weren't for the help of starlings and my mother, I would have collapsed from exhaustion. Changing diapers and feeding milk, I can sleep for no more than five hours a day.

And half of these five hours are the time when the little ones are on their lunch break. You said that if I don't let the starlings help, my mother and I will not be exhausted? ? "After giving Liu Mang a blank look, Meng Xiaoqiao was in Liu Mang's arms, looking at Liu Mang with disgust.

After lightly stroking Meng Xiaoqiao's beautiful hair, Liu Meng said with a smile on his face; "Well, from now on, I will watch the night and you watch the day. You sleep at night and I sleep during the day. That's okay, right?" ?”

"Hee hee hee, that's what I think, I don't have to be so tired with you here, hee hee hee." Hearing Liu Mang's plan, Meng Xiaoqiao leaned in Liu Mang's arms and said happily.

(End of this chapter)