One Punch Dad

Chapter 692 [185] Frighten your starling, I'm gone

Liu Meng's strength is great, and he has the experience of helping to pull the net before, so he has been praised by many villagers.

After being praised by the villagers, Liu Meng said that it was nothing, but he still couldn't help but turned around to show off to Meng Xiaoqiao and the others, but he was dumbfounded when he turned around.

The five little naughty little girls who were originally pink and cute were completely out of danger, and they looked like the little kids in the countryside, covered in mud, one by one, holding a fish that was not too big or small, in the sand. Rolling on the ground with clucking joy.

The bastard on the side ran around in a panic to keep the little guys from getting out of his control, and was smashed into the ninth mud ghost by five little guys. Liu Meng guessed that the bastard at this time probably had I started to have a phobia about having children.

Turn around again, okay, I have passed that place when I pulled the net just now, but who are you, that big sister who is like a mud ghost, uh, these long legs, this figure, these familiar facial features, your sister, this It's my daughter-in-law! !

This daughter-in-law is ashamed to look at it, let's take a look at our precious eldest daughter, uh, this is a statue drilled out of the mud, isn't it, this is okay, this is my world-famous precious daughter, this...

Seeing a family like mud devils, Liu Meng expressed his heart tired, patted his chest and said to himself, it's okay, the image of brothers, wives and children is gone, and our image of a proper handsome man is still there.

This is Liu Meng just finished saying this to himself, he looked down, then left, then right, touched his face, touched his head, okay, now it's all right, the image of the family is gone, it's alive and well The only ones are the Mud Devils' family.

After washing his face with the muddy water of the fish pond, Liu Meng walked up to Meng Xiaoqiao, looked at Meng Xiaoqiao who was sitting in the mud and catching fish, and said with a speechless expression; "Daughter-in-law, do you like to play?" , let's not talk about you, but can you not spoil our five little ones, look at the muddy body, you can hardly recognize it is our son, here comes our daughter... "

"No, son, aren't they good? I just gave them a big fish to play with. If they don't know how to play, I'll go. Is that my son?"

Seeing the appearance of the little guys and the bastards, Meng Xiaoqiao was also taken aback, and then when she saw the fish in the basin, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately shouted at the little girl on the opposite side who was hiding far away from her. Said; "Liu Xinxin, look at the good deeds you have done, who told you to give all the fish to your younger brothers and sisters, look at me, you have turned into five little mud ghosts, you wait for me, and see how I clean up when I go back You, hum."

Originally, Liu Meng thought that Meng Xiaoqiao would definitely get up and take the little guys home to change their clothes when she scolded so loudly, but after she finished scolding, she turned around and continued to sit in the mud pile with the one she didn't grab. The little catfish competed.

After looking at Meng Xiaoqiao speechlessly, Liu Meng reached out and grabbed the two horns on the catfish's head, and gently grabbed the catfish. Seeing the admiration on Meng Xiaoqiao's face, he wanted to learn The intention of apprenticeship.

After casually putting the catfish into Meng Xiaoqiao's fish pocket, Liu Meng pointed at the five little guys and said helplessly, "Daughter-in-law, our five little guys are all dirty like this, so you don't plan to take them with you." Are they going back to change clothes?"

"It's okay, they just have a little mud on their faces, and their clothes are not wet. Besides, they all live in the countryside. Learn some rural living habits. It's okay. The resistance of the little guys is pretty good. They used to run around a lot. Go to the lotus pond and get covered in water, get used to it, hehehe..." It seemed that the little guys would get themselves dirty, so Meng Xiaoqiao seemed very natural, and continued to fish in another place , What kind of goddess, queen, the burden of being an idol has long been thrown away by her.

Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Meng couldn't help but think of his life after the age of five. Compared with the five little guys now, it can be said that one is in the sky and the other is in hell. Those who are dirty don't get sick, so now this little guy who is a little dirty will definitely not get sick.

With such thoughts in mind, Liu Meng, a nervous father, put the matter of the five little guys behind him and started looking for the soft-shelled turtles in the surrounding mud.

When I was helping to pull the net just now, the owner of the fish pond told Liu Meng that there are a lot of soft-shelled turtles here. When the fish pond is cleaned every year, people often pick up soft-shelled turtles in the fish pond for several days in a row, and because there are many small fish in the fish pond Because of the reason, the soft-shelled turtles here are still very big.

However, sometimes when you focus too much on one thing, things often backfire.

It's not that Meng Xiaoqiao and the little girl who were not prepared to catch turtles accidentally stepped on three or four turtles, while Liu Meng, who was looking for turtles, didn't even meet a single turtle, but instead picked up half a bucket of rice field eels. Catfish, pond fish.

Seeing that Meng Xiaoqiao and the little girl had caught the soft-shelled turtle, Liu Meng had no intention of catching any more fish. After returning the fish he caught to the owner of the fish pond, and going down to attend the fish feast at noon, Liu Meng He took Meng Xiaoqiao, the little girl, five little guys, and a bucket with four soft-shelled turtles and two black fishes back to the villa.

Originally, Liu Meng planned to return even the soft-shelled turtle to the owner of the fish pond. After all, he waited for someone to catch the fish before he had finished catching the fish. If you raise them, you can take them back by yourself, and force Liu Meng and the others to take them back.

At that time, Liu Meng thought that it would be good to give more gifts to the villagers during the festival, so he accepted it with peace of mind, and then took five little guys like mud ghosts, and went home happily. Xiao Qiao and the little girl followed closely behind.

"The pond is full and the rain has stopped. The muddy mud beside the field is full of loaches. Every day I wait for you to catch loaches. How about big brother? Let's go catch loaches. Maverick's brother takes him to catch loaches." How about big brother, let's go catch loach..." When Liu Meng and others returned home, myna was singing to a group of tourists at the gate.

Singing and singing, the starling suddenly heard the sound of the door opening, so he lowered his head, and then said frightened, "Emma, ​​ghost, help, Liu Meng, where are you, ghost, ghost come in!" It's your villa, come out quickly..."

"Brother, what the hell is your name? Am I here? What the hell? I know how to scream all day long. Go home quickly and don't show yourself here..." The tourists outside are outsiders, Liu Meng He didn't want to be recognized by others, so after scolding mynah a few words, he took the mud ghosts behind him home and closed the door.

Although the tourists outside were a bit annoyed that Liu Meng called the mynah away, but considering that he was the owner of the mynah, plus he was so rich, lived in a villa bigger than the villa, and kept a few tigers, it was fine, they immediately became obedient. Shut up.

(End of this chapter)