One Punch Dad

Chapter 714 [207] Full of gunpowder, talking with grandparents
"Fantastic, the fifth child in our family must be very good, but if you want to learn martial arts, you can't learn from Dad. Dad can also teach you. Listen to Dad and tell Dad where he is. Uh, you probably don't know where. Then You obediently hand over the phone to the old man and let him talk to Dad, okay?"

The little guy didn't know the relationship between his father and his ancestor at all, so after saying hello, he ran to the pomegranate tree and shouted; "Old ancestor, come down if you can't pick it, old dad To speak to you on the phone."

"What, your father called, he can find my phone number, ouch, oh my god." Knowing that his grandson's combat power, ability, and power are now too big for people to fathom, but the old beggar Unexpectedly, he could still find himself here, so he was shocked and fell directly from the tree.

The old guy's martial arts is very powerful, but he is over half a hundred years old, but his bones are no longer the warrior of the past, so this time he accidentally made a mistake, which directly caused him trouble.

Seeing his ancestor falling from a tree more than three meters high, covering his waist and opening his mouth, unable to get up for a long time, the little guy hurriedly hugged his mobile phone and ran forward to ask; "Ancestor, ancestor , are you okay, are you injured, where are you injured?"

"Hey, my ancestor is getting old, ouch, this ass is smashed, hey, your nasty dad is really my nemesis, ouch." It seems that he really fell and injured, Alas, the old beggar couldn't sit up by himself after a long time, so he could only lie on the ground and support himself.

Seeing that the old beggar seemed very serious, the little guy immediately picked up the phone and said nervously; "Dad is not good, dad is not good, the ancestor is too naughty, he climbed the tree to pick the fruit and fell off, his butt It fell to pieces!!"

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Hearing the old ancestor's accusation, the fifth child smiled awkwardly, picked up the phone again and said, "Dad, the old ancestor didn't fall to his buttocks, it just looks like his waist was injured, giggling, it seems very serious Well, I can't even get up."

"You little heartless, it's your ancestor who told you to keep laughing there. Hurry up and give your phone to your ancestor. I'll arrange someone to pick you up right away. Hurry up, or I'll beat you up later. Hmph." Hearing that the fifth child was still laughing, Li Mengyao immediately came over and scolded angrily.

Hearing that grandma said that she was going to spank her ass, Lao Wu walked up to the old beggar, handed him the mobile phone, and complained with his mouth pouted; I wrestled myself when I was playing, and now my grandma is going to come and spank my little ass, hum."

"Emma, ​​this intergenerational relative is really harmful. I can do anything to this little guy's father, but I can't do anything about it. Hey, hey, now that I'm injured, it seems that I can only give up. , my ancestors are sorry, if it is lost, just treat me as a sinner." Looking at this little guy who he loved and hated at the same time, the old beggar sighed helplessly.

After sighing, the old beggar gritted his teeth and picked up the phone, and said in a cold voice; "6, I am an old beggar, I haven't seen you for so many years, how are you doing, do you still have dreams in the middle of the night, curse me, this old guy, hurry up Die, hehe."

"Yes, not only did I curse myself, I also invited a lot of people to help curse, but unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work, the more I curse, the longer you seem to live, okay, stop talking nonsense, put Hand over my son, or I'll be bloodbathed." Hearing the old beggar's voice again, Liu Meng lost the calmness he had when we met last time, but said in a voice almost roaring.

Clap clap clap clap clap! !
After Liu Meng was slapped a few times again, Li Mengyao grabbed his ears and said angrily, "Who are you going to bloodbath, your mother and I are his daughter, are you going to bloodbath me too, please pay attention to me when you speak , no matter how bad the person opposite is, it’s your grandfather, hum.”

"I'm sorry, Mom, I spoke in a bad tone."

After saying a few words of apology to Li Mengyao, Liu Meng avoided Li Mengyao while holding his mobile phone and said coldly: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you, and I don't care about your glorious inheritance.

I only hope that my children will grow up in peace and health. I don't want them to follow my old path. I only hope that when they grow up, they will have the happy childhood of ordinary people and the joy of growing up. .

Instead of being like their father and me, who know nothing but fighting, when they reach adulthood, they will be covered with scars and glory that can only be hidden.

Old beggar, master, when I beg you, please, let me go, let our family go, please, I can kneel down for you, please, please don’t force me, if I If I get sick, I'm not sure if I can control myself, so I won't go to you! ! "

"Hehehe, hahaha, hahaha, failure, failure, I may be the most failed master since ancient times!!!
After teaching so many apprentices, the last three left, one tremblingly survived under my majesty, one was so afraid of me that he hid abroad and did not dare to come back, and one was my grandson, who was also my last A strong apprentice, now he is threatening me.

Hey, the morals of the world have changed, the morals of the world have changed, maybe this is the reason why martial arts ended, hey, oh, oh, oh, it can’t be passed on, so let’s go with the flow, hahaha... "Thinking of the inheritance that I have stuck to all my life, but no one took over in the end, the old beggar smiled and burst into tears.

Hearing the old beggar's wild laughter, Liu Meng sighed, and then said in a slow voice; "I heard that you are injured and can't get up, report your location and I'll hire a helicopter to pick you up, and bring my son back by the way."

"It's okay, it's just a broken waist. It's because of your phone call just now. You don't have to come over. I can find food by crawling. I won't die of hunger." The old beggar who has been strong all his life will not think that he is talking to Liu Meng. He cared about himself, but felt that he was pitying himself, so his words seemed a bit duplicity.

Gritting his teeth, he couldn't help but lose his temper, Liu Meng continued to hold his mobile phone and said, "Then tell me where I am, and I'll pick up my son, and I promise I won't even look at you when the time comes, so it's okay, right? Humph."

"Hmph, I knew you didn't intend to save me, you wolf-hearted wolf, you have wasted my food for so many years, if I knew it, I would have thrown it to you on the mountain to feed the wolves.

Hmph, in your villa, on the mountain ten kilometers away, there is a vacant space on the mountain, and there are more than a dozen wild guavas in the vacant space. Your son and I are here. You bring me some medicine, it hurts, and hurry up. point.. "After angrily insulting Liu Meng for a few words, the old beggar's voice finally changed into that of a family member.

Liu Meng didn't dare to speak nice words to the old beggar, and he shouted angrily, "You old fellow, do you have a brain problem? You don't know that there are ferocious beasts on that mountain, just wait for me and don't die!" , I will rent a plane to go back to the villa, and then take the tiger into the mountains to find you, yes, you can die, but my son must be safe, hang up, oops!!"

Clap clap clap clap clap! !
Li Mengyao, who came over, heard Liu Meng scolding her father again. He was just a few brains to Liu Meng, and then shouted angrily; "That's my father, your grandfather, who are you cursing, ah , Ah, did I teach you how to be impolite??"

(End of this chapter)