One Punch Dad
Chapter 72 [74] My boss is so fierce that he even fucks a bear
Chapter 72 [74] My boss is so fierce that he even fucks a bear
Quietly looking at the sea.
quietly watching the sunrise.
Quietly watching the big crab walk into the sea, Liu Meng and the others have fallen into the realm of selflessness.
Suddenly Liu Meng had a clever idea and remembered that he was here to pick up big crabs, so he quickly picked up big crabs and shouted to Jack and the others; Crab."
"It's really beautiful, this seaside, this sunrise, this coconut tree, this big crab. Erm, big crab?"
Jack muttered and sighed for a few words, and seeing the fewer and fewer big crabs, he quickly joined Liu Meng and shouted to John Moss and the others; "Do you two want to eat, come down quickly Catch big crabs, hurry up, they're almost gone..."
"Uh, shit, I almost forgot what I'm here for, Jordan Jason, hurry up, don't watch, I'll eat seawater bibimbap at noon." John Moss, who reacted, hurriedly joined The crab-catching team yelled at Jordan Jason beside him.
Hearing John Moss' shout, Jordan Jason was stunned for a moment, then quickly pulled up his trousers, dropped his shoes and rushed to the front, and started to catch those big crabs that were about to run away.
After catching two big crabs at random, Jordan Jason put them into the bucket with a smile on his face, and said proudly; "Good start, two big crabs, I have my lunch today, hahaha."
At this time, Liu Meng walked by with five or six big crabs in his arms. He put the big crabs into the bucket casually, and after showing an expression that you understand, he walked back to the seaweed pile with a smile and continued to search inside. See if there are any big crabs that haven't escaped yet.
Seeing Liu Meng's eyes, Jordan Jason went back to continue picking crabs, while saying speechlessly; "Boss, can't you stop being so strong, how about saving some face for ordinary people like us?"
"It's not that the boss is too strong, but our level is different. Look at it, there are three crabs, one more than yours, hahaha..." Jack carried three big crabs and threw them into the bucket Li, with a smug smile on his face.
As if he felt that Jordan Jason was not beaten badly enough, John Moss came up with four big crabs and said with a smile on his face; "Sorry, I don't have many, just four, thanks to you." twice as much, hehehe..."
"You, you, can you still have fun?"
After refuting Jack and the others, Jordan Jason casually opened a piece of seaweed that moved again, and then grabbed a big eel inside, and shouted excitedly; "Fuck, eel, hahaha, I caught a big eel , Oh, shit, this thing still bites?"
The eel that Jordan Jason caught was really big, but because the eel wanted to bite people and it was very difficult to catch, Jordan Jason immediately threw the eel towards Liu Meng after being bitten.
After taking a look at the eel thrown by Jordan Jason, Liu Meng took out the kitchen knife on his body and slapped it on the head of the eel, while looking at Jordan Jason and said with a smile; "You just came out of the mountains, Hai Eels can bite people, these three-year-olds know it well..."
"How would I know, I've lived in the city since I was a child, if I didn't come here when I grew up so big, I don't know how eels look like this." Jordan Jason took a look, and was knocked unconscious by Liu Meng After the eel, he explained with a slightly embarrassed face.
After casually throwing the eel into the bucket, Liu Meng continued to search for the big crab without turning his head and said, "Anyway, thanks to you, we have eel soup for lunch, don't worry if you have it." I’m stunned, hurry down and continue catching crabs.”
"Uh, hehehe. It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just a small contribution, it's just a small contribution."
After a few words of modesty, Jordan Jason suddenly pointed not far away and shouted loudly; "The boss is not good, bear, wild bear, what the hell, four wild bears, this is a one-on-one fight Rhythm..."
"Don't run, don't run, everyone gathers together, there are many people and strength, plus four-on-four, we may not lose to them."
After calling Jack and the others, Liu Meng guarded everyone behind him while looking at the four wild bears on the opposite side, and ordered in a low voice; "Run, we will never be able to outrun these bears. Although we can't outrun them, we can't outrun them." You can beat them, hehe..."
"Boss, we all believe that you can beat wild bears, but we really don't have the courage to fight with you!
Seeing their ferocious appearance, I was scared. We are going up now to deliver food. "Hearing Liu Meng's words, Jordan Jason and John Moss, who were hiding behind Liu Meng, immediately said with tears on their faces.
Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Next door to Nima, if the tiger doesn't show its power, do you really treat me like a sick cat?"
After cursing a few words casually, Liu Meng rushed towards the male wild bear, turning his back to Jack and the others and said, "Let you see what a strong man is. Today, your boss will let you open your eyes and take a look." What is a human-bear war, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
With Jordan Jason, John Moss, and Jack stunned, the domineering Liu Meng quickly rushed in front of Ye Gongxiong. Kicked the male bear's cub.
Awowowowowowowowowow. Liu Meng's kick made the wild male bear feel like being struck by lightning. The wild male bear fell to the ground instantly, hugging his lower body with both palms, screaming, painfully, turning over .
Seeing the male bear screaming on the ground but unable to get up for a long time, the female bear and cubs who followed the male bear to hunt Liu Meng and the others were frightened by the male bear's tragic appearance and turned their heads towards the forest on the island. He ran, and disappeared after a while.
Seeing that both the mother bear and the cub had run away, Liu Meng rushed to the male wild bear and began to fight with it again under the dumbfoundedness of Jack. He lost the battle and was crushed by Liu Meng on the beach.
Jack; "."
John Moss; ".."
Jordan Jason; ".."
Next door to Nima, this boss is really fucking cruel, what a good, strong, and leathery male bear, but you were beaten like a dog by the boss, lying on the ground without even the courage to stand up ,this.
After beating the wild bear, Liu Meng looked at the beach where there were no crabs, pointed at the wild bear and scolded angrily; Are you going to beat me up? Why aren't you arrogant now, don't you come to beat me up?
Next door to Nima, you say you catch your crabs, we catch our crabs, we don’t get in the way of anyone on such a big beach, why are you so filthy, why don’t you just come here and get beaten up by me? ?
Now you beat and scold, besides being beaten, what else have you got, let’s not talk about what you didn’t get, but you fucking made me get nothing, tell me about this How do we settle the bill? "
The poor wild male bear not only had to endure the severe pain from his crotch, but also endured the mental torture from Liu Meng. Under Liu Meng's beatings and abuse, the male wild bear was wronged like a 200-jin weight Child, holding his head and crying.
Seeing the male wild bear being made to cry by Liu Mang, Jack patted Jordan Jason and John Moss on the shoulders, and said sympathetically; The wild male bear is crying like a two-hundred-pound child."
"Jack, if you dare to arrange for me to fight the boss in the future, I will definitely kill you and then commit suicide."
After warning Jack, Jordan Jason and John Moss looked at Liu Meng who was still teaching the wild bear a lesson, and said with fear on their faces; "Oh my god, the boss is really scary. If it breaks the law, it is estimated that this wild bear will die this time."
"Roll, you three-legged cats can't even beat me, and you still want to fight the boss.
Call the boss, I think you guys should hurry up and wash your face, and stop talking nonsense in broad daylight. "
After disliking Jordan Jason for a few words, Jack walked up to Liu Meng and Ye Xiong, and said with a smile on his face; "Liu, it's almost enough, the wild male bear is a beast anyway, you should save some for them It's about saving face, besides, his wife and children are still watching."
Hearing Jack's words, the wild male bear, who was holding his head on the ground and not daring to move, immediately sat up with his head up, pointed at Jack and nodded in a very human way.
If the male bear could talk at this moment, it would probably hug Jack and shout: "Brother, brother, we must have been brothers in our previous life. You can see my grievances at a glance. I am so touched."
"Um, this bear can understand human language, this bear must not be artificially raised, right?"
Seeing the action of the male wild bear, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, then waved his hands and said, "Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'll get angry just looking at you. Your afternoon is a plate of steamed bear paws, hum."
"Don't go, if you don't go, he will beat you, I can't save you, hurry up, hurry up, let's go..." Seeing Liu Meng speak, Jack waved at the male wild bear, shouted impatiently.
Unknown why, the male wild bear thought that Jack had saved him. After nodding his head several times at Jack, he ran towards the position of the mother bear and the cub with his buttocks up and awkward steps. , and then completely disappeared in front of Liu Meng and the others.
"Jack, it's a good thing this is a male bear, otherwise it will definitely find you for love, hahaha..."
After joking with Jack, Liu Meng pointed at the big crab in the bucket without turning his head and said, "Okay, don't be dazed, let's go back and make a pot of delicious crab porridge for breakfast. "
(End of this chapter)
Quietly looking at the sea.
quietly watching the sunrise.
Quietly watching the big crab walk into the sea, Liu Meng and the others have fallen into the realm of selflessness.
Suddenly Liu Meng had a clever idea and remembered that he was here to pick up big crabs, so he quickly picked up big crabs and shouted to Jack and the others; Crab."
"It's really beautiful, this seaside, this sunrise, this coconut tree, this big crab. Erm, big crab?"
Jack muttered and sighed for a few words, and seeing the fewer and fewer big crabs, he quickly joined Liu Meng and shouted to John Moss and the others; "Do you two want to eat, come down quickly Catch big crabs, hurry up, they're almost gone..."
"Uh, shit, I almost forgot what I'm here for, Jordan Jason, hurry up, don't watch, I'll eat seawater bibimbap at noon." John Moss, who reacted, hurriedly joined The crab-catching team yelled at Jordan Jason beside him.
Hearing John Moss' shout, Jordan Jason was stunned for a moment, then quickly pulled up his trousers, dropped his shoes and rushed to the front, and started to catch those big crabs that were about to run away.
After catching two big crabs at random, Jordan Jason put them into the bucket with a smile on his face, and said proudly; "Good start, two big crabs, I have my lunch today, hahaha."
At this time, Liu Meng walked by with five or six big crabs in his arms. He put the big crabs into the bucket casually, and after showing an expression that you understand, he walked back to the seaweed pile with a smile and continued to search inside. See if there are any big crabs that haven't escaped yet.
Seeing Liu Meng's eyes, Jordan Jason went back to continue picking crabs, while saying speechlessly; "Boss, can't you stop being so strong, how about saving some face for ordinary people like us?"
"It's not that the boss is too strong, but our level is different. Look at it, there are three crabs, one more than yours, hahaha..." Jack carried three big crabs and threw them into the bucket Li, with a smug smile on his face.
As if he felt that Jordan Jason was not beaten badly enough, John Moss came up with four big crabs and said with a smile on his face; "Sorry, I don't have many, just four, thanks to you." twice as much, hehehe..."
"You, you, can you still have fun?"
After refuting Jack and the others, Jordan Jason casually opened a piece of seaweed that moved again, and then grabbed a big eel inside, and shouted excitedly; "Fuck, eel, hahaha, I caught a big eel , Oh, shit, this thing still bites?"
The eel that Jordan Jason caught was really big, but because the eel wanted to bite people and it was very difficult to catch, Jordan Jason immediately threw the eel towards Liu Meng after being bitten.
After taking a look at the eel thrown by Jordan Jason, Liu Meng took out the kitchen knife on his body and slapped it on the head of the eel, while looking at Jordan Jason and said with a smile; "You just came out of the mountains, Hai Eels can bite people, these three-year-olds know it well..."
"How would I know, I've lived in the city since I was a child, if I didn't come here when I grew up so big, I don't know how eels look like this." Jordan Jason took a look, and was knocked unconscious by Liu Meng After the eel, he explained with a slightly embarrassed face.
After casually throwing the eel into the bucket, Liu Meng continued to search for the big crab without turning his head and said, "Anyway, thanks to you, we have eel soup for lunch, don't worry if you have it." I’m stunned, hurry down and continue catching crabs.”
"Uh, hehehe. It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just a small contribution, it's just a small contribution."
After a few words of modesty, Jordan Jason suddenly pointed not far away and shouted loudly; "The boss is not good, bear, wild bear, what the hell, four wild bears, this is a one-on-one fight Rhythm..."
"Don't run, don't run, everyone gathers together, there are many people and strength, plus four-on-four, we may not lose to them."
After calling Jack and the others, Liu Meng guarded everyone behind him while looking at the four wild bears on the opposite side, and ordered in a low voice; "Run, we will never be able to outrun these bears. Although we can't outrun them, we can't outrun them." You can beat them, hehe..."
"Boss, we all believe that you can beat wild bears, but we really don't have the courage to fight with you!
Seeing their ferocious appearance, I was scared. We are going up now to deliver food. "Hearing Liu Meng's words, Jordan Jason and John Moss, who were hiding behind Liu Meng, immediately said with tears on their faces.
Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Next door to Nima, if the tiger doesn't show its power, do you really treat me like a sick cat?"
After cursing a few words casually, Liu Meng rushed towards the male wild bear, turning his back to Jack and the others and said, "Let you see what a strong man is. Today, your boss will let you open your eyes and take a look." What is a human-bear war, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
With Jordan Jason, John Moss, and Jack stunned, the domineering Liu Meng quickly rushed in front of Ye Gongxiong. Kicked the male bear's cub.
Awowowowowowowowowow. Liu Meng's kick made the wild male bear feel like being struck by lightning. The wild male bear fell to the ground instantly, hugging his lower body with both palms, screaming, painfully, turning over .
Seeing the male bear screaming on the ground but unable to get up for a long time, the female bear and cubs who followed the male bear to hunt Liu Meng and the others were frightened by the male bear's tragic appearance and turned their heads towards the forest on the island. He ran, and disappeared after a while.
Seeing that both the mother bear and the cub had run away, Liu Meng rushed to the male wild bear and began to fight with it again under the dumbfoundedness of Jack. He lost the battle and was crushed by Liu Meng on the beach.
Jack; "."
John Moss; ".."
Jordan Jason; ".."
Next door to Nima, this boss is really fucking cruel, what a good, strong, and leathery male bear, but you were beaten like a dog by the boss, lying on the ground without even the courage to stand up ,this.
After beating the wild bear, Liu Meng looked at the beach where there were no crabs, pointed at the wild bear and scolded angrily; Are you going to beat me up? Why aren't you arrogant now, don't you come to beat me up?
Next door to Nima, you say you catch your crabs, we catch our crabs, we don’t get in the way of anyone on such a big beach, why are you so filthy, why don’t you just come here and get beaten up by me? ?
Now you beat and scold, besides being beaten, what else have you got, let’s not talk about what you didn’t get, but you fucking made me get nothing, tell me about this How do we settle the bill? "
The poor wild male bear not only had to endure the severe pain from his crotch, but also endured the mental torture from Liu Meng. Under Liu Meng's beatings and abuse, the male wild bear was wronged like a 200-jin weight Child, holding his head and crying.
Seeing the male wild bear being made to cry by Liu Mang, Jack patted Jordan Jason and John Moss on the shoulders, and said sympathetically; The wild male bear is crying like a two-hundred-pound child."
"Jack, if you dare to arrange for me to fight the boss in the future, I will definitely kill you and then commit suicide."
After warning Jack, Jordan Jason and John Moss looked at Liu Meng who was still teaching the wild bear a lesson, and said with fear on their faces; "Oh my god, the boss is really scary. If it breaks the law, it is estimated that this wild bear will die this time."
"Roll, you three-legged cats can't even beat me, and you still want to fight the boss.
Call the boss, I think you guys should hurry up and wash your face, and stop talking nonsense in broad daylight. "
After disliking Jordan Jason for a few words, Jack walked up to Liu Meng and Ye Xiong, and said with a smile on his face; "Liu, it's almost enough, the wild male bear is a beast anyway, you should save some for them It's about saving face, besides, his wife and children are still watching."
Hearing Jack's words, the wild male bear, who was holding his head on the ground and not daring to move, immediately sat up with his head up, pointed at Jack and nodded in a very human way.
If the male bear could talk at this moment, it would probably hug Jack and shout: "Brother, brother, we must have been brothers in our previous life. You can see my grievances at a glance. I am so touched."
"Um, this bear can understand human language, this bear must not be artificially raised, right?"
Seeing the action of the male wild bear, Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, then waved his hands and said, "Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'll get angry just looking at you. Your afternoon is a plate of steamed bear paws, hum."
"Don't go, if you don't go, he will beat you, I can't save you, hurry up, hurry up, let's go..." Seeing Liu Meng speak, Jack waved at the male wild bear, shouted impatiently.
Unknown why, the male wild bear thought that Jack had saved him. After nodding his head several times at Jack, he ran towards the position of the mother bear and the cub with his buttocks up and awkward steps. , and then completely disappeared in front of Liu Meng and the others.
"Jack, it's a good thing this is a male bear, otherwise it will definitely find you for love, hahaha..."
After joking with Jack, Liu Meng pointed at the big crab in the bucket without turning his head and said, "Okay, don't be dazed, let's go back and make a pot of delicious crab porridge for breakfast. "
(End of this chapter)
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