Pick Up Girls

"Death? Please don't speak dialect." Tang Shuai said.

"Death is death, idiot. I am an angel, an angel. Together we are an angel of death, an angel of death." Angel said proudly.

With a "slap", Tang Shuai slapped Angel's head. "I've said it all, don't speak in dialect."

"You...then you hit me. Brother, if you hit me, Death will punish you, hehe~" As he spoke, a cold smile appeared on Angel's face.But then the expression on her face changed to surprise. "What? Death said that he likes the smell of you very much, and he doesn't want to punish you. Ah, don't, don't, death, I hate you, woo, you actually like someone else."

"Damn, I think we should send her to the hospital, to a mental hospital." Tang Shuai said to Mu Yuxin.

"You just went to a mental hospital, and your whole family went to a mental hospital." Angel said angrily.

"Damn, this is still a curse. If I don't clean up, I won't be Tang Shuai. I will beat your ass to pieces. I will spoil my good deeds, and you will still curse." As he said, Tang Shuai picked up Angel and whipped her buttocks twice. hand.

"Death, woohoo, I hate you, you didn't even help me. I was beaten by this barbaric man, woohoo~"

"Damn, you still say I'm barbaric."

"Okay, Tang Shuai, don't bully her. Are you hungry, can I make you noodles?" Mu Yuxin said.

When Angel heard this, he opened his mouth, the expression on his face seemed to be full of joy, and he nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, sister, you are so kind, much better than this barbarian."

"Your uncle, who is a barbarian? She is my wife, believe it or not, I told her not to make noodles for you." Tang Shuai threatened.

"She is obviously a virgin, why is she your wife." Angel said.

When Mu Yuxin heard this, her face was so red that it was bleeding?God, is it so obvious that I am a virgin?When I met Tang Shuai for the first time, the boy told her that she was a virgin, but now a little girl came, and she could tell at a glance that she was a virgin.Could it be that there is a note on her body, with the word virgin written on it.

Mu Yuxin hurried into the kitchen to make noodles for Angel.

"Hey, Brother Savage, can you help me bring Death in?" Angel said to Tang Shuai at this moment.

"You don't know about the coffin, do you? Damn, we still have business. If you let me bring in a coffin, it will be strange if you don't scare the customers away. Your sister, get out of here after you finish eating." Tang Shuai Said.This girl ruined his good deed, and he is very upset now.

Angel pursed his mouth. "Placing Death at the door will also scare the guests away. Besides me, you are the first person Death likes. You should hug him in."

"No, hold a coffin, bad luck. You have to go by yourself."

"I'm so hungry that I can't hold him anymore."

Speaking of this question, Tang Shuai was also a little surprised.When he moved the coffin just now, it was at least one or two hundred catties, and it was not easy for this girl, with her petite body, to be able to carry the coffin on her back.Seeing that she is not an ordinary person, is she a blood race?

"Are you a blood race?" Tang Shuai asked.

"You also know the blood race?" Angel looked at Tang Shuai in surprise.

"Are you really a Blood Race?"

"How is it possible?" Angel said: "I am a great exorcist who specializes in cleaning up those disgusting little bats. Don't you think it's amazing? Haha, worship me. I can feel the smell of those little bats on you, Do you have contacts with them? Well, recently you have been in contact with four female blood races. Wait, three and a half, no, one of the blood races has a very weak breath, half of them can't be counted, maybe a quarter."

Tang Shuai was a little surprised. It seems that this girl has some skills, and she actually knew that she had contact with the blood race.But he wondered how the quarter came about.One for Momo, one for Aili, one for Meier, and a quarter of them?

"What do you mean by a quarter?" Tang Shuai asked.

"You are stupid, it means that she is of mixed blood. It should be that grandma or grandpa was a pure blood, and then combined with humans. When her mother or father has only half of the blood. Then combine with humans, and finally She only has a quarter of the blood. But she is basically a human being, and the quarter of the blood can be ignored, and it is basically impossible to awaken." Angel said.

"What are you talking about? What kind of bloodline?" At this moment, Mu Yuxin came out with a bowl of hot noodles.

"It's nothing, let's talk about movies with her," Tang Shuai said.

"Oh, here it is."

"Wow, it smells so good." Angel saw the noodles, brought them over quickly, and started to devour them.

In less than 2 minutes, a bowl of noodles was eaten.

"Sister, I want more." Angel raised the empty bowl with not a drop of soup left.

Mu Yuxin went to make another bowl for angel, but it was still wiped out in 2 minutes.

"Sister, I want more."

"Damn it, you starved to death in your last life, right?" Tang Shuai said.

"I haven't eaten for a few days." Angel looked pitiful.

"It's okay, I'll make it for you. I don't have anything else at my sister's place, the noodles are just to keep you full." Mu Yuxin said and went into the kitchen to make noodles again.

After a while, there were already several empty bowls piled up in front of the angel.Tang Shuai was taken aback, the mud horse is too edible, a snack.She fainted just now, maybe she fainted from hunger.Judging from the current situation, it should be.

"Phew, I'm full." After finishing the fifth bowl, Angel finally touched his bulging belly with satisfaction.

"I said, did you touch the wrong place?" Tang Shuai said, "I think those two bumps on your chest are your stomach. Otherwise, how can you pretend so well?"

"Hee hee, I will report you after eating your food." At this moment, Angel stood up, lifted his pants and said to Tang Shuai and Mu Yuxin, "I have decided to give you a chance to serve me. I will live here from now on."

"Nani?" Muddy horse, is this called repayment?

"Why, I don't like it. It's impossible for others to have this opportunity. You can have fun secretly, hee hee, sister, do you think it's okay?" At this moment, Angel hugged Mu Yuxin and took a cute offensive.

"This..." Mu Yuxin was also very entangled. If she was left behind, wouldn't this be staying for free?And I don't know which family she is a child from. It's suspicious that she is carrying a coffin in the middle of the night and fainting here from hunger.

"Sister, okay? Don't you have the heart to watch me faint from hunger again? There are so many villains now, if I faint from hunger, they... woo~ There were a few villains who wanted to bully me before, and I was almost... woo woo~"

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I promise." Mu Yuxin's head got hot, and she agreed.

Tang Shuai knew it was over, this girl was too soft-hearted.Now she's being depended on by this girl again, no, she must be let go, or else this is a living light bulb.