Zombie brother bite lightly
161. The Essence of Explosive X
(Author: Every time I look at this pitiful collection, recommendation and subscription, I will feel sorry for myself and silently add one, let’s make up a whole number...)
"Poor little thing~ Don't you know that your 'Don't' is the same principle as 'Ya Butterfly' in the island country love action movie?" After Ding Xiaomeng finished speaking, she looked at the man's distorted face with satisfaction, A suspicious blush even appeared on the man's face.Ding Xiaomeng stretched out her slender fingertips, and gently slid from behind the man's ear to the man's collarbone. Ding Xiaomeng couldn't help but whistled in his heart.Damn, the collarbone is still charming by a woman, Ding Xiaomeng don't want to admit that he is jealous, ho ho!
"He's so handsome and caught him." When Ding Xiaomeng slid across the opponent's collarbone, Zombie Jun's eyes faintly showed displeasure, and the strength in his hand was stronger than before. When Ding Xiaomeng said to let him catch it, the Zombie King's eyes lit up with a gleam of light, and the strength in his hands increased a lot openly.
"Ah~" As the strength in Zombie King's hand suddenly increased, the man finally couldn't help but scream.Ding Xiaomeng listened to the 'click' coming from the other party's bones, and her heart couldn't help trembling, her eyebrows trembled where the other party couldn't see, but she still said in a gray and mean way:
"Ah! It's only now that people know that Colonel Feng's voice is so loud! Seeing that he hasn't done anything to you yet, you are calling so alluringly. If he waits later... he still thinks that this It’s best to keep your seductive mouth shut, if someone overhears it, if there is any misunderstanding, what can you tell them to do~” Ding Xiaomeng laughed foolishly as he spoke, even Zombie King’s face appeared Out of a completely different evil than usual.
"You two better not fall into my hands!" The man blushed after being teased by Ding Xiaomeng, and he gritted his teeth and said, it would be fine if he didn't say that, but he was forced by Ding Xiaomeng just after he finished speaking. Lifting his chin, he asked coldly:
"Why is Colonel Feng going to tell others, have you been stunned by me and my family, the male and female flower picker xxoo?"
"Do you dare? Ah~" When the man heard Ding Xiaomeng's words, his brows were raised coldly, but when the Zombie Lord saw him attacking his little pet, he exerted force on his hand, and the man couldn't bear it again for a while. Voice.Seeing him like that, Ding Xiaomeng felt so proud!In the bottom of my heart, I call the Zombie Lord who knows the "interest" a compliment, and the Zombie Lord knows what Ding Xiaomeng is thinking in his heart, so he is a beauty in his heart!Looking at the man who was suppressed by me, I felt pleasing to the eye for a while, meh~ I can make toys for Mengmeng, when Mengmeng is unhappy, just tease him, and Mengmeng will become happy.A certain bereaved kitten would never admit that it was selfish and wanted Ding Xiaomeng to praise herself a few more times.Ding Xiaomeng didn't know what the Zombie King was thinking, and he said to the man who was pinned down by the Zombie Lord with his hands:
"Ah! If Colonel Feng didn't say that, I didn't plan to do it, and I don't know what kind of game I will play with Colonel Feng, but... Hehe! Colonel Feng, I promise that what you will experience later You will definitely remember everything for a lifetime." Ding Xiaomeng walked aside as she spoke, turned away from the man's gaze, and took out a full set of fun collections.When Ding Xiaomeng took these carefully prepared things and walked up to the man, the man was terrified.
"You lunatic!" The man uttered a few words between his teeth, but they were enough to describe the image of Ding Xiaomeng in his heart at the moment.
"Curse! Now you can scold whatever you want! I'm really worried about Colonel Feng, what if you're just busy shouting later?" Ding Xiaomeng looked at the man very worriedly as he spoke, but suddenly he became dazed again. laughed.
"By the way, I forgot to tell Colonel Feng, don't shout too loudly~ If the impact is really bad, I will consider blocking Colonel Feng's mouth. He is so handsome, tie him up, and tie him up tightly. "After Ding Xiaomeng finished speaking, he calmly handed over the rope in his hand to the Zombie Lord. The Zombie Lord took the black rope from Ding Xiaomeng's hand without frowning, and quickly tied up the man. He also begged Ding Xiaomeng to touch him like a tiger, and rubbed Ding Xiaomeng in his arms.
"So cute~ I can't tell that my family is so handsome that they have the talent to be an artist." Ding Xiaomeng smacked Zombie Lord's face in admiration.The man became even more restless when he saw that the Zombie King was helping him to do evil.
"Miss, you have to calm down, I think you can still participate in tomorrow's material search." The man swallowed his saliva, and said what he thought was the most attractive, and it was also the reason why the woman in front of him was so crazy.Unexpectedly, Ding Xiaomeng didn't express gratitude when he heard his words, but instead smiled wildly.
"Hahaha!!! Said you are stupid, but you actually admitted it yourself. Do you think I have anything to worry about with my amazing ability?"
"Your man's ability is indeed very strong, but don't you think you feel inferior when standing next to him?"
"Heh heh heh!!! So handsome~ is he so good~" Ding Xiaomeng smiled and fell sideways in the arms of the zombie king, tapped the man's chin with the tip of his shoe, and said teasingly.
"You're so handsome~ Be good~" Zombie King saw that someone could be a stepping stone in Ding Xiaomeng's heart, and immediately stepped on it without hesitation, and immediately hugged Ding Xiaomeng in an ostrich hug, and with the person who was forced to lie on the ground Colonel Wind forms a stark contrast.
"You'd better not let me get out alive..." the man said fiercely as he pushed aside the tip of Ding Xiaomeng's shoe that was touching his chin.After hearing what he said, Ding Xiaomeng was no longer polite to him, she pulled him up from the ground, squeezed his chin tightly, and spat hard.
"Hehe! Colonel Feng, do you know? I am a person who likes challenges very much. The more Colonel Feng said that I don't want you to go out alive, the more I am curious about what you will do if you go out alive?" He raised his eyebrows provocatively, and the man was so angry that he couldn't help breathing a lot.However, what the man didn't know was that Ding Xiaomeng was extremely nervous now.Speaking of which, I still have to hang out in Base A in the future. Doesn’t it mean that people have to bow their heads under the eaves~ He is a colonel after all, and he is really playing too big. Ding Xiaomeng feels that he can’t afford to lose! ! !But Ding Xiaomeng is also a very face-saving person. All she wants is for the other party to apologize to herself in front of everyone. She can have a good explanation for what happened today, but this guy has said so much without a word of apology. if!Ding Xiaomeng is in a hurry!I can't wait to pry open the opponent's brain to see what brand of tofu is inside. Is it because I was stupid in the army? Do you dare to lower your EQ or something?
Ding Xiaomeng can be said to be riding a tiger right now, while begging bitterly in her heart: My uncle~ Do you always dare to say a word of apology?On the one hand, the evil factor broke out, so to speak, I really want to abuse this kind of soldier brother or something, the temptation of uniforms or something, is there any? ! ! !To describe the current Ding Xiaomeng in one sentence, it is that if you don't die, you won't die.
"It doesn't matter if Colonel Feng doesn't say anything, I will give Colonel Feng enough time to think about it."
"Tear!!!" Ding Xiaomeng looked at the two pieces of rags in her hands in disbelief, she couldn't believe it for a while, she just wanted to have a dramatic effect, what kind of bully bullys men and women, rapes Xiao Baihua from a good family I didn't expect that with just such a light tear, the opponent's clothes were really broken under my claws.
"Uh...that, sorry! I've used too much force!" Ding Xiaomeng said weakly, not even daring to meet the eyes of the owner of the two rags.
"Mengmeng~!!!" Looking at Ding Xiaomeng's actions, Zombie Jun's voice was several times higher than usual, but now Ding Xiaomeng can't care about researching whether Zombie Jun has the potential to sing beautiful voice, now The most important thing is to appease the big cat first, otherwise what if the cat accidentally becomes swollen?Ding Xiaomeng is quite a self-aware person, claiming that she doesn't have the ability to smooth the fur of a leopard.
"You're so handsome~ Mengmeng really didn't do it on purpose~" Ding Xiaomeng, who was squatting in front of the man and holding two rags, suddenly threw the rags in his hand, and jumped into it like a butterfly. into the arms of the Zombie King, blinking his innocent big eyes and said pitifully.
"..." But the Zombie Lord didn't speak, just glanced at the two pieces of rags on the ground lightly, Ding Xiaomeng became anxious when he saw that the Zombie Lord didn't speak, but also swept the two pieces of rags on the ground.
"Handsome~ It must be because the quality of his clothes is too bad, you think! He is not as handsome as my family, and he certainly won't have a lot of new clothes to wear. I don't know how long I have worn this clothes, so The clothes must have deteriorated, so they couldn't help tearing them up." Ding Xiaomeng defended herself, while not forgetting the man whose clothes were torn, she tried her best to praise her handsome man like the sky People are average.Ding Xiaomeng's words successfully angered the innocent man and calmed the heart of the zombie king. It really deserves to be the art of language! ! ! (Well, the Lun family will say something weakly, that... it seems that clothes cannot be described as spoiled! Zombie Lord, your woman is illiterate! It's terrible to be uneducated~ picking nose ing~ Ding Xiaomeng: meow Damn! You say I'm illiterate? Believe it or not, I'll bite you in a daze? Are you such a real mother?
"Are you still a woman? Is your strength too big?" Hearing that someone doubted his ability or his clothes, our little poor Colonel Feng was immediately upset, and as a "captive", he loudly It seems that he has not learned the obedience he should have as a 'captive'.
After hearing what he said, Zombie Lord, whose expression was not so tangled, frowned again. Seeing Ding Xiaomeng's frightened look, he immediately took off his shoes and threw them in the direction of the opponent, hitting the target directly. .
"Damn it!!!" The man who was hit in the face by the shoe couldn't care about his usual self-cultivation for a while, and started to swear.
"Damn it! Don't talk, I didn't treat you as a dumb! My sister doesn't show her power, you treat me as a sister hellokitty? Believe it or not, I made my family so handsome to do it myself!!!" Ding Xiaomeng made a standard teapot shape, and said crackling .But when Ding Xiaomeng finished the last sentence, the whole carriage was suddenly quiet.
After hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, the man's face suddenly turned from angry red to pale, and then there was a faint blushing in the pale, and he who was tied up very artistically shouted:
"Don't even think about it!!!"
I saw that Zombie Lord's brows were still frowning, but after hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, they became flat for a moment, and even bent out of a pleasant arc, and even raised his eyebrows exactly the same as Ding Xiaomeng. Zombie Jun hugged Ding Xiaomeng beside him, and said softly:
"Mengmeng~ good~"
And Ding Xiaomeng was slightly taken aback after he said that sentence out of impulse, and a certain unsuitable picture appeared in his mind.To say that every woman has a small corner of a rotten girl in her heart, then congratulations to Ding Xiaomeng who has automatically turned on the rotten girl function now, and now Ding Xiaomeng has made her mourning kitten the first one to eat crabs people.
Ding Xiaomeng saw that the zombie gentleman beside him also agreed, and without thinking too much for a while, he happily jumped to the man's side, picked up the rags on the ground, and ignored the man's resistance, he just put the gag artifact in his hand ——The piece of rag was stuffed into the opponent's mouth.This is called taking precautions. What if this guy can't stand the yelling and swell later?People like to keep a low profile, so it's not good if it attracts onlookers.
Zombie King looked at Ding Xiaomeng who was enjoying gagging the man, no one knew what this guy was thinking in his heart: Ho Ho!From the very beginning, he knew that the little pet was just for fun. Anyway, he didn't like this guy, so he just happened to help the little pet find a suitable toy.Although the next play of the little pet makes him not very happy, but he can help the little pet play, and the little pet looks happy for a reason.Miu~ That's right!Just one reason.
"So handsome~ What do you think we are going to do next?" Ding Xiaomeng gagged the man's mouth, then excitedly ran to Zombie Lord's side and asked with a red face.The Zombie King glanced at the man on the ground, and faintly uttered a word that made everyone mess up in the wind.
"Explosive x~" Hearing Zombie King's words, Ding Xiaomeng had to admit that he had suffered serious internal injuries, and he vomited blood so heavily that he could only swallow it in his stomach.But Ding Xiaomeng looked at Zombie Lord's serious face, and couldn't bear to interrupt Zombie Lord's "enthusiasm" for a while, so he had to "reluctantly" agree to Zombie Lord.
In fact, Ding Xiaomeng's heart is already full of chrysanthemums, and she is meowing!As expected of the Zombie King trained by himself, he was able to go straight to the point and hit the home plate as soon as he came up. Seeing Zombie Jun's confident look, it seems that he is waiting for the chrysanthemum!Thinking of this, Ding Xiaomeng glanced wretchedly at the 'Little Wind Rabbit' who seemed to be shivering but was actually struggling violently.
"Okay! I'll prepare rose essential oil for you!" Ding Xiaomeng pretended to be a virtuous wife beside Zombie Jun, but in fact, she took out the rose essential oil that had not been used for a long time from the space, and was annoyed all over again. Why didn't I prepare some medicines that can increase the thickness?In this way, this guy's chrysanthemum must be able to bear it.While Ding Xiaomeng was thinking about the scene where the other party was lying under Zombie King's body and moaning, calling out for 'Ya Butterfly', he couldn't help but shudder, and finally silently decided that he must Prepare a few sets for the zombie king.
When Ding Xiaomeng came to the man with the rose essential oil in his hand, the man was worried about his future again and began to struggle violently.
"Colonel Feng must not know that there is a song that sings like this, 'I won't wait for you to push me down, I will lie down first~ When you are in a good mood, don't forget the rose ointment~', although I don't have rose ointment, but rose essential oil There are still some things, see how much I care about the colonel’s Chrysanthemum Lord!” Ding Xiaomeng sighed greatly, as if he was moved by his carefulness.After hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, the man struggled even more violently.But Ding Xiaomeng didn't care at all, but presented these things in front of the Zombie King like Xianbao.
"Mengmeng~cucumber~" Zombie Lord looked at the things in front of him, and said to Ding Xiaomeng eagerly.
"Huh? Cucumbers? What do you want cucumbers for?" Ding Xiaomeng asked puzzledly. What does this guy want cucumbers for now?And when did this guy learn the word cucumber?What Ding Xiaomeng doesn't know is that, in order to know Ding Xiaomeng better, Zombie Lord enjoys reading Ding Xiaomeng whenever and wherever possible.And when Ding Xiaomeng was excitedly thinking about how to give the poor Feng Xiaotu an explosive x, the mourning kitten very consciously found the existence of the cucumber, an explosive x-explosive weapon.Originally, he was still struggling with how many candles he should use to blow this guy up?Meh~
"Cucumber~explosive x~" Zombie Jun heard Ding Xiaomeng's question, and immediately said with frowning eyebrows.He is not as stupid as Mengmeng thought, using his own little mourning to blow up this guy, in that case, little mourning won't be able to stand up at all, okay?Meh~
Ding Xiaomeng was shocked when he heard Zombie King's words!Meow, when did this kid actually learn the essence of explosive sex?But Ding Xiaomeng, who could not refuse the request of the mourning kitten, still asked weakly as if no one else was there:
"There is no cucumber, can you see the handle of the whip?" Ding Xiaomeng said and picked up the Nine-Tailed Whip at the side. Zombie Jun looked at the thickness of the handle of the whip, hesitated and nodded.
Zombie Jun and Ding Xiaomeng started discussing with Feng Xiaotu in front of Feng Xiaotu, as if no one else was around, about what to do to help Feng Xiaotu bid farewell to Chrysanthemum Jun for the first time, without any concern about the feelings of Zong Xiaotu, the protagonist who provided chrysanthemums.In the end, Mr. Zombie and Ding Xiaomeng came to the unanimous conclusion that the handle of the whip, the glass bottle of rose essential oil, etc., all have a good explosive function.
"Oddly, my family will be very gentle if I'm handsome~" After Zombie Lord and Ding Xiaomeng finished discussing, Ding Xiaomeng walked up to Feng Xiaotu, patted Feng Xiaotu's cheek lightly and comforted him, But listening to Ding Xiaomeng's voice, I really can't tell how much of the comfort inside is true.
In order to wear chrysanthemums, Feng Xiaotu's trousers were reimbursed under the claws of the zombie king. Ding Xiaomeng looked at Feng Xiaotu's figure exposed to the air and couldn't help but whistled loudly in his heart.In the case of reimbursement of the other party's shirt just now, Ding Xiaomeng was already shocked by the other party's abdominal muscles and chest muscles, but when the thighs were exposed to the air, Ding Xiaomeng couldn't help shouting, this is for the old lady to have a nosebleed the rhythm! ! !Or the kind of two-pronged approach.
Ding Xiaomeng looked at Feng Xiaotu's waist and thighs, which were strong and powerful at first glance, and couldn't help but secretly compared him with Zombie Lord's figure in his heart.I came to the conclusion that although the figure of this "crazy" colonel is a little bit worse than that of his own zombie king, but according to a normal person, this is definitely a living and sexy statue of David! ! !
"Mengmeng!!!" The Zombie Lord seemed to have discovered that Ding Xiaomeng was staring at others and started committing a nympho, and immediately became unhappy. Ding Xiaomeng immediately came back to his senses when he was called out by the Zombie Lord's resentment, and he lost common sense The prime minister covered his eyes and said in a low voice:
"I've seen too many long needle eyes, I've seen too much long needle eyes, I've seen too many long needle eyes..." But the slightly open gap between Su Na's fingers made people feel anxious.Zombie Jun's Ding Xiaomeng raised his eyebrows and acquiesced in the behavior of Ding Xiaomeng.Then, frowning, he stretched out his hand to Feng Xiaotu's last pair of underwear. At the moment when Zombie Lord took off the other's underwear, Ding Xiaomeng suddenly put down his hands that were blocking his eyes, and shouted:
"Wait! Can you let me do it?" Ding Xiaomeng said nothing but a blockbuster, and immediately said something that shocked the two men present.
"No!!!" Zombie Jun listened to Ding Xiaomeng's words, and reflexively rejected Ding Xiaomeng, and Feng Xiaotu, who was lying on the ground struggling hard, was slightly relieved when he heard Zombie Jun's rejection , but when he thought that the Zombie King would perform the knife himself, he began to struggle violently again.
As Feng Xiaotu struggled violently, Xiao Xiaofeng also began to swing wildly. Ding Xiaomeng looked at Xiao Xiaofeng twitching from the corner of his eyes, and said firmly:
"It's so handsome~ Let Mengmeng come, okay?" That pitiful appearance kept stirring Zombie Lord's heart.Although Ding Xiaomeng's rotten girl's small room was opened, she hasn't gone crazy yet. Whenever she thinks that her family is so handsome that she has blown other men's asses, she can't help but twitch her mouth, so Ding Xiaomeng Made a rather 'great' decision, that is, she will personally open buds for Xiao Xiaofeng...
(Author: Mie hahaha~ Guess whether our windy chrysanthemums exploded or not? And whether it was the zombies or the cute ones? Or a mix of men and women? Meh~ I can’t do it~ Lun’s family Thinking about it, I can't help but blush and hurry up, do you despise the Lun family? Meh~ I'm so disgusted~ I'm begging for a monthly ticket~ I'm asking for a collection~ I'm asking for a spread~ Meh~)
"Poor little thing~ Don't you know that your 'Don't' is the same principle as 'Ya Butterfly' in the island country love action movie?" After Ding Xiaomeng finished speaking, she looked at the man's distorted face with satisfaction, A suspicious blush even appeared on the man's face.Ding Xiaomeng stretched out her slender fingertips, and gently slid from behind the man's ear to the man's collarbone. Ding Xiaomeng couldn't help but whistled in his heart.Damn, the collarbone is still charming by a woman, Ding Xiaomeng don't want to admit that he is jealous, ho ho!
"He's so handsome and caught him." When Ding Xiaomeng slid across the opponent's collarbone, Zombie Jun's eyes faintly showed displeasure, and the strength in his hand was stronger than before. When Ding Xiaomeng said to let him catch it, the Zombie King's eyes lit up with a gleam of light, and the strength in his hands increased a lot openly.
"Ah~" As the strength in Zombie King's hand suddenly increased, the man finally couldn't help but scream.Ding Xiaomeng listened to the 'click' coming from the other party's bones, and her heart couldn't help trembling, her eyebrows trembled where the other party couldn't see, but she still said in a gray and mean way:
"Ah! It's only now that people know that Colonel Feng's voice is so loud! Seeing that he hasn't done anything to you yet, you are calling so alluringly. If he waits later... he still thinks that this It’s best to keep your seductive mouth shut, if someone overhears it, if there is any misunderstanding, what can you tell them to do~” Ding Xiaomeng laughed foolishly as he spoke, even Zombie King’s face appeared Out of a completely different evil than usual.
"You two better not fall into my hands!" The man blushed after being teased by Ding Xiaomeng, and he gritted his teeth and said, it would be fine if he didn't say that, but he was forced by Ding Xiaomeng just after he finished speaking. Lifting his chin, he asked coldly:
"Why is Colonel Feng going to tell others, have you been stunned by me and my family, the male and female flower picker xxoo?"
"Do you dare? Ah~" When the man heard Ding Xiaomeng's words, his brows were raised coldly, but when the Zombie Lord saw him attacking his little pet, he exerted force on his hand, and the man couldn't bear it again for a while. Voice.Seeing him like that, Ding Xiaomeng felt so proud!In the bottom of my heart, I call the Zombie Lord who knows the "interest" a compliment, and the Zombie Lord knows what Ding Xiaomeng is thinking in his heart, so he is a beauty in his heart!Looking at the man who was suppressed by me, I felt pleasing to the eye for a while, meh~ I can make toys for Mengmeng, when Mengmeng is unhappy, just tease him, and Mengmeng will become happy.A certain bereaved kitten would never admit that it was selfish and wanted Ding Xiaomeng to praise herself a few more times.Ding Xiaomeng didn't know what the Zombie King was thinking, and he said to the man who was pinned down by the Zombie Lord with his hands:
"Ah! If Colonel Feng didn't say that, I didn't plan to do it, and I don't know what kind of game I will play with Colonel Feng, but... Hehe! Colonel Feng, I promise that what you will experience later You will definitely remember everything for a lifetime." Ding Xiaomeng walked aside as she spoke, turned away from the man's gaze, and took out a full set of fun collections.When Ding Xiaomeng took these carefully prepared things and walked up to the man, the man was terrified.
"You lunatic!" The man uttered a few words between his teeth, but they were enough to describe the image of Ding Xiaomeng in his heart at the moment.
"Curse! Now you can scold whatever you want! I'm really worried about Colonel Feng, what if you're just busy shouting later?" Ding Xiaomeng looked at the man very worriedly as he spoke, but suddenly he became dazed again. laughed.
"By the way, I forgot to tell Colonel Feng, don't shout too loudly~ If the impact is really bad, I will consider blocking Colonel Feng's mouth. He is so handsome, tie him up, and tie him up tightly. "After Ding Xiaomeng finished speaking, he calmly handed over the rope in his hand to the Zombie Lord. The Zombie Lord took the black rope from Ding Xiaomeng's hand without frowning, and quickly tied up the man. He also begged Ding Xiaomeng to touch him like a tiger, and rubbed Ding Xiaomeng in his arms.
"So cute~ I can't tell that my family is so handsome that they have the talent to be an artist." Ding Xiaomeng smacked Zombie Lord's face in admiration.The man became even more restless when he saw that the Zombie King was helping him to do evil.
"Miss, you have to calm down, I think you can still participate in tomorrow's material search." The man swallowed his saliva, and said what he thought was the most attractive, and it was also the reason why the woman in front of him was so crazy.Unexpectedly, Ding Xiaomeng didn't express gratitude when he heard his words, but instead smiled wildly.
"Hahaha!!! Said you are stupid, but you actually admitted it yourself. Do you think I have anything to worry about with my amazing ability?"
"Your man's ability is indeed very strong, but don't you think you feel inferior when standing next to him?"
"Heh heh heh!!! So handsome~ is he so good~" Ding Xiaomeng smiled and fell sideways in the arms of the zombie king, tapped the man's chin with the tip of his shoe, and said teasingly.
"You're so handsome~ Be good~" Zombie King saw that someone could be a stepping stone in Ding Xiaomeng's heart, and immediately stepped on it without hesitation, and immediately hugged Ding Xiaomeng in an ostrich hug, and with the person who was forced to lie on the ground Colonel Wind forms a stark contrast.
"You'd better not let me get out alive..." the man said fiercely as he pushed aside the tip of Ding Xiaomeng's shoe that was touching his chin.After hearing what he said, Ding Xiaomeng was no longer polite to him, she pulled him up from the ground, squeezed his chin tightly, and spat hard.
"Hehe! Colonel Feng, do you know? I am a person who likes challenges very much. The more Colonel Feng said that I don't want you to go out alive, the more I am curious about what you will do if you go out alive?" He raised his eyebrows provocatively, and the man was so angry that he couldn't help breathing a lot.However, what the man didn't know was that Ding Xiaomeng was extremely nervous now.Speaking of which, I still have to hang out in Base A in the future. Doesn’t it mean that people have to bow their heads under the eaves~ He is a colonel after all, and he is really playing too big. Ding Xiaomeng feels that he can’t afford to lose! ! !But Ding Xiaomeng is also a very face-saving person. All she wants is for the other party to apologize to herself in front of everyone. She can have a good explanation for what happened today, but this guy has said so much without a word of apology. if!Ding Xiaomeng is in a hurry!I can't wait to pry open the opponent's brain to see what brand of tofu is inside. Is it because I was stupid in the army? Do you dare to lower your EQ or something?
Ding Xiaomeng can be said to be riding a tiger right now, while begging bitterly in her heart: My uncle~ Do you always dare to say a word of apology?On the one hand, the evil factor broke out, so to speak, I really want to abuse this kind of soldier brother or something, the temptation of uniforms or something, is there any? ! ! !To describe the current Ding Xiaomeng in one sentence, it is that if you don't die, you won't die.
"It doesn't matter if Colonel Feng doesn't say anything, I will give Colonel Feng enough time to think about it."
"Tear!!!" Ding Xiaomeng looked at the two pieces of rags in her hands in disbelief, she couldn't believe it for a while, she just wanted to have a dramatic effect, what kind of bully bullys men and women, rapes Xiao Baihua from a good family I didn't expect that with just such a light tear, the opponent's clothes were really broken under my claws.
"Uh...that, sorry! I've used too much force!" Ding Xiaomeng said weakly, not even daring to meet the eyes of the owner of the two rags.
"Mengmeng~!!!" Looking at Ding Xiaomeng's actions, Zombie Jun's voice was several times higher than usual, but now Ding Xiaomeng can't care about researching whether Zombie Jun has the potential to sing beautiful voice, now The most important thing is to appease the big cat first, otherwise what if the cat accidentally becomes swollen?Ding Xiaomeng is quite a self-aware person, claiming that she doesn't have the ability to smooth the fur of a leopard.
"You're so handsome~ Mengmeng really didn't do it on purpose~" Ding Xiaomeng, who was squatting in front of the man and holding two rags, suddenly threw the rags in his hand, and jumped into it like a butterfly. into the arms of the Zombie King, blinking his innocent big eyes and said pitifully.
"..." But the Zombie Lord didn't speak, just glanced at the two pieces of rags on the ground lightly, Ding Xiaomeng became anxious when he saw that the Zombie Lord didn't speak, but also swept the two pieces of rags on the ground.
"Handsome~ It must be because the quality of his clothes is too bad, you think! He is not as handsome as my family, and he certainly won't have a lot of new clothes to wear. I don't know how long I have worn this clothes, so The clothes must have deteriorated, so they couldn't help tearing them up." Ding Xiaomeng defended herself, while not forgetting the man whose clothes were torn, she tried her best to praise her handsome man like the sky People are average.Ding Xiaomeng's words successfully angered the innocent man and calmed the heart of the zombie king. It really deserves to be the art of language! ! ! (Well, the Lun family will say something weakly, that... it seems that clothes cannot be described as spoiled! Zombie Lord, your woman is illiterate! It's terrible to be uneducated~ picking nose ing~ Ding Xiaomeng: meow Damn! You say I'm illiterate? Believe it or not, I'll bite you in a daze? Are you such a real mother?
"Are you still a woman? Is your strength too big?" Hearing that someone doubted his ability or his clothes, our little poor Colonel Feng was immediately upset, and as a "captive", he loudly It seems that he has not learned the obedience he should have as a 'captive'.
After hearing what he said, Zombie Lord, whose expression was not so tangled, frowned again. Seeing Ding Xiaomeng's frightened look, he immediately took off his shoes and threw them in the direction of the opponent, hitting the target directly. .
"Damn it!!!" The man who was hit in the face by the shoe couldn't care about his usual self-cultivation for a while, and started to swear.
"Damn it! Don't talk, I didn't treat you as a dumb! My sister doesn't show her power, you treat me as a sister hellokitty? Believe it or not, I made my family so handsome to do it myself!!!" Ding Xiaomeng made a standard teapot shape, and said crackling .But when Ding Xiaomeng finished the last sentence, the whole carriage was suddenly quiet.
After hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, the man's face suddenly turned from angry red to pale, and then there was a faint blushing in the pale, and he who was tied up very artistically shouted:
"Don't even think about it!!!"
I saw that Zombie Lord's brows were still frowning, but after hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, they became flat for a moment, and even bent out of a pleasant arc, and even raised his eyebrows exactly the same as Ding Xiaomeng. Zombie Jun hugged Ding Xiaomeng beside him, and said softly:
"Mengmeng~ good~"
And Ding Xiaomeng was slightly taken aback after he said that sentence out of impulse, and a certain unsuitable picture appeared in his mind.To say that every woman has a small corner of a rotten girl in her heart, then congratulations to Ding Xiaomeng who has automatically turned on the rotten girl function now, and now Ding Xiaomeng has made her mourning kitten the first one to eat crabs people.
Ding Xiaomeng saw that the zombie gentleman beside him also agreed, and without thinking too much for a while, he happily jumped to the man's side, picked up the rags on the ground, and ignored the man's resistance, he just put the gag artifact in his hand ——The piece of rag was stuffed into the opponent's mouth.This is called taking precautions. What if this guy can't stand the yelling and swell later?People like to keep a low profile, so it's not good if it attracts onlookers.
Zombie King looked at Ding Xiaomeng who was enjoying gagging the man, no one knew what this guy was thinking in his heart: Ho Ho!From the very beginning, he knew that the little pet was just for fun. Anyway, he didn't like this guy, so he just happened to help the little pet find a suitable toy.Although the next play of the little pet makes him not very happy, but he can help the little pet play, and the little pet looks happy for a reason.Miu~ That's right!Just one reason.
"So handsome~ What do you think we are going to do next?" Ding Xiaomeng gagged the man's mouth, then excitedly ran to Zombie Lord's side and asked with a red face.The Zombie King glanced at the man on the ground, and faintly uttered a word that made everyone mess up in the wind.
"Explosive x~" Hearing Zombie King's words, Ding Xiaomeng had to admit that he had suffered serious internal injuries, and he vomited blood so heavily that he could only swallow it in his stomach.But Ding Xiaomeng looked at Zombie Lord's serious face, and couldn't bear to interrupt Zombie Lord's "enthusiasm" for a while, so he had to "reluctantly" agree to Zombie Lord.
In fact, Ding Xiaomeng's heart is already full of chrysanthemums, and she is meowing!As expected of the Zombie King trained by himself, he was able to go straight to the point and hit the home plate as soon as he came up. Seeing Zombie Jun's confident look, it seems that he is waiting for the chrysanthemum!Thinking of this, Ding Xiaomeng glanced wretchedly at the 'Little Wind Rabbit' who seemed to be shivering but was actually struggling violently.
"Okay! I'll prepare rose essential oil for you!" Ding Xiaomeng pretended to be a virtuous wife beside Zombie Jun, but in fact, she took out the rose essential oil that had not been used for a long time from the space, and was annoyed all over again. Why didn't I prepare some medicines that can increase the thickness?In this way, this guy's chrysanthemum must be able to bear it.While Ding Xiaomeng was thinking about the scene where the other party was lying under Zombie King's body and moaning, calling out for 'Ya Butterfly', he couldn't help but shudder, and finally silently decided that he must Prepare a few sets for the zombie king.
When Ding Xiaomeng came to the man with the rose essential oil in his hand, the man was worried about his future again and began to struggle violently.
"Colonel Feng must not know that there is a song that sings like this, 'I won't wait for you to push me down, I will lie down first~ When you are in a good mood, don't forget the rose ointment~', although I don't have rose ointment, but rose essential oil There are still some things, see how much I care about the colonel’s Chrysanthemum Lord!” Ding Xiaomeng sighed greatly, as if he was moved by his carefulness.After hearing Ding Xiaomeng's words, the man struggled even more violently.But Ding Xiaomeng didn't care at all, but presented these things in front of the Zombie King like Xianbao.
"Mengmeng~cucumber~" Zombie Lord looked at the things in front of him, and said to Ding Xiaomeng eagerly.
"Huh? Cucumbers? What do you want cucumbers for?" Ding Xiaomeng asked puzzledly. What does this guy want cucumbers for now?And when did this guy learn the word cucumber?What Ding Xiaomeng doesn't know is that, in order to know Ding Xiaomeng better, Zombie Lord enjoys reading Ding Xiaomeng whenever and wherever possible.And when Ding Xiaomeng was excitedly thinking about how to give the poor Feng Xiaotu an explosive x, the mourning kitten very consciously found the existence of the cucumber, an explosive x-explosive weapon.Originally, he was still struggling with how many candles he should use to blow this guy up?Meh~
"Cucumber~explosive x~" Zombie Jun heard Ding Xiaomeng's question, and immediately said with frowning eyebrows.He is not as stupid as Mengmeng thought, using his own little mourning to blow up this guy, in that case, little mourning won't be able to stand up at all, okay?Meh~
Ding Xiaomeng was shocked when he heard Zombie King's words!Meow, when did this kid actually learn the essence of explosive sex?But Ding Xiaomeng, who could not refuse the request of the mourning kitten, still asked weakly as if no one else was there:
"There is no cucumber, can you see the handle of the whip?" Ding Xiaomeng said and picked up the Nine-Tailed Whip at the side. Zombie Jun looked at the thickness of the handle of the whip, hesitated and nodded.
Zombie Jun and Ding Xiaomeng started discussing with Feng Xiaotu in front of Feng Xiaotu, as if no one else was around, about what to do to help Feng Xiaotu bid farewell to Chrysanthemum Jun for the first time, without any concern about the feelings of Zong Xiaotu, the protagonist who provided chrysanthemums.In the end, Mr. Zombie and Ding Xiaomeng came to the unanimous conclusion that the handle of the whip, the glass bottle of rose essential oil, etc., all have a good explosive function.
"Oddly, my family will be very gentle if I'm handsome~" After Zombie Lord and Ding Xiaomeng finished discussing, Ding Xiaomeng walked up to Feng Xiaotu, patted Feng Xiaotu's cheek lightly and comforted him, But listening to Ding Xiaomeng's voice, I really can't tell how much of the comfort inside is true.
In order to wear chrysanthemums, Feng Xiaotu's trousers were reimbursed under the claws of the zombie king. Ding Xiaomeng looked at Feng Xiaotu's figure exposed to the air and couldn't help but whistled loudly in his heart.In the case of reimbursement of the other party's shirt just now, Ding Xiaomeng was already shocked by the other party's abdominal muscles and chest muscles, but when the thighs were exposed to the air, Ding Xiaomeng couldn't help shouting, this is for the old lady to have a nosebleed the rhythm! ! !Or the kind of two-pronged approach.
Ding Xiaomeng looked at Feng Xiaotu's waist and thighs, which were strong and powerful at first glance, and couldn't help but secretly compared him with Zombie Lord's figure in his heart.I came to the conclusion that although the figure of this "crazy" colonel is a little bit worse than that of his own zombie king, but according to a normal person, this is definitely a living and sexy statue of David! ! !
"Mengmeng!!!" The Zombie Lord seemed to have discovered that Ding Xiaomeng was staring at others and started committing a nympho, and immediately became unhappy. Ding Xiaomeng immediately came back to his senses when he was called out by the Zombie Lord's resentment, and he lost common sense The prime minister covered his eyes and said in a low voice:
"I've seen too many long needle eyes, I've seen too much long needle eyes, I've seen too many long needle eyes..." But the slightly open gap between Su Na's fingers made people feel anxious.Zombie Jun's Ding Xiaomeng raised his eyebrows and acquiesced in the behavior of Ding Xiaomeng.Then, frowning, he stretched out his hand to Feng Xiaotu's last pair of underwear. At the moment when Zombie Lord took off the other's underwear, Ding Xiaomeng suddenly put down his hands that were blocking his eyes, and shouted:
"Wait! Can you let me do it?" Ding Xiaomeng said nothing but a blockbuster, and immediately said something that shocked the two men present.
"No!!!" Zombie Jun listened to Ding Xiaomeng's words, and reflexively rejected Ding Xiaomeng, and Feng Xiaotu, who was lying on the ground struggling hard, was slightly relieved when he heard Zombie Jun's rejection , but when he thought that the Zombie King would perform the knife himself, he began to struggle violently again.
As Feng Xiaotu struggled violently, Xiao Xiaofeng also began to swing wildly. Ding Xiaomeng looked at Xiao Xiaofeng twitching from the corner of his eyes, and said firmly:
"It's so handsome~ Let Mengmeng come, okay?" That pitiful appearance kept stirring Zombie Lord's heart.Although Ding Xiaomeng's rotten girl's small room was opened, she hasn't gone crazy yet. Whenever she thinks that her family is so handsome that she has blown other men's asses, she can't help but twitch her mouth, so Ding Xiaomeng Made a rather 'great' decision, that is, she will personally open buds for Xiao Xiaofeng...
(Author: Mie hahaha~ Guess whether our windy chrysanthemums exploded or not? And whether it was the zombies or the cute ones? Or a mix of men and women? Meh~ I can’t do it~ Lun’s family Thinking about it, I can't help but blush and hurry up, do you despise the Lun family? Meh~ I'm so disgusted~ I'm begging for a monthly ticket~ I'm asking for a collection~ I'm asking for a spread~ Meh~)
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