black emperor

At the east gate of the palace, a dilapidated carriage was driving on Chang'an Avenue. The driver was an old man, dressed in sackcloth, wearing a straw hat, and holding a straw in his mouth. At this time, a girl's voice came from the carriage: "I said when will we arrive, you said to take me to drink the best mutton soup in the heaven, we are here I’ve been walking all night, and I haven’t seen you say where to eat. You don’t want to sell me for food, do you? If I can’t find anything to eat, I’ll go home. It's funny, my little Baibai has lost weight."

After speaking, I saw a pet that looked like a little tiger running out of the carriage. It was pure white, and it was as big as a cat. If I didn’t look carefully, I thought it was a cat, but there was a white cat on its head. The big cat named Xiaobaibai with the golden character Wang was hideous. With a kick of his legs, he bit the old man's buttocks. Xiao Baibai scolded: "You little bastard knows how to be powerful, little girl, quickly call your monster back, if you don't bark again, I'll grab it and pluck its hair and eat it."

As soon as the words came out, Xiao Baibai's face became even more ferocious, and he grinned and screamed, and was about to open his mouth to bite the old man again, when he heard the girl inside whistling, and the little monster who was still manic just now immediately froze. Shaking his head and getting into the carriage, the old man just rubbed his ass that was bitten by the little monster, then sat down and continued to drive, cursing in his heart that one day he would roast this little beast alive .

In the Yangqing Hall of the Imperial Palace, the emperor was looking at a painting, and there were young men in green clothes standing beside him. The emperor asked, "Is everyone here?"

The young man replied: "Except for Bai Xuantang, everyone else is here."

The emperor smiled and said: "Oh, it shouldn't be. Didn't Luoer bring that girl Fenghuang out of the palace?"

"Yes, but he didn't show up."

"It's fine if you don't show up, I'm afraid Luoer won't be able to hold back."

"I just reported that the prince had an argument with the four generals outside the city."

"As expected, it would be strange if it didn't get stiff. Luo Er is so domineering in the palace all day long. If he meets someone who is more arrogant than him, it would be wrong if he doesn't get stiff." The emperor casually looked at the painting on the table, I don't know if he is looking at paintings or chess.

The young man was a little puzzled and said: "You are not afraid that they will fall out. These few have all crawled out of the dead. Look at their disobedience. The prince may not be able to calm down."

The emperor smiled and said: "Whether they can tolerate Luo Er is their business, whether Luo Er can let them tolerate it is Luo Er's ability, if you have the ability to stand up, you must be able to bear all the consequences , see you sooner or later, sooner is better than later, you go, I have to wait for someone later."

The young man turned around and walked out. The emperor said from behind, 'No matter what happens this time, you can't make a move. '

The young man paused for a while, and continued to walk out. The young man came to the gate of the city and met the old man driving the carriage who was about to enter the city. The young man bent down and saluted, and then left the city.

The old man murmured 'the boy is still a little bit of manners' and then entered the real palace, the old fairy sighed: "This is the second time I have come here in my life, but honestly speaking, I don't like this place the least. Shengyang is declining, a bunch of stinky old ladies follow a man, do you think this place can be better, except fornication is fornication."

The girl in the carriage was a little unhappy and said: "Then you still have to come to this broken place, but I want to go to see the Great Dragon Palace later, and I always want to see the place where the emperor goes to court. Is it also the same place?" Ours is about the same. '

The old man said: "What's the difference? It's not like a group of poor scholars are flattering an old man. This kind of place is too smelly and there are too many flatterings. I advise you not to go. What if it affects your physical and mental health?" Let's do it, besides, don't you think about beauty and beauty all day long, you should visit the harem more, maybe those women really have some magic weapon for youthful appearance."

The girl said: "I don't want it. I'm still so young. They are so old that they think about beauty. I am naturally beautiful and don't need their old women's make-up products. By the way, you will go in later." See that old man and ask if there is any magical potion that can make a woman look young. If there is any, get some back. I will definitely get you a few more jars of old wine from Tianshan when I go back, so that you can drink enough. '

The old man smiled and said: "We have made a deal, we can't play tricks, and I will definitely not return empty-handed this trip."

While speaking, the two had already entered the last gate of the palace, and there were people waiting inside. The old man said to go in together, and the girl in the car said: "I won't go, there is nothing to see for two old men, you can talk about yours." , let’s talk about it first, hurry up, I’m already starving, and Xiao Baibai is also starving, and it’s going to go crazy in a while, so I don’t care about it.”

The old man smiled and said: "You child let you see the Emperor of Heaven, you don't even want to, a lazy donkey can't go to the grinder, and you will know how to beautify yourself in one day, sooner or later you will be ruined by your face. It is not a good thing to pay too much attention to appearance. It depends on the heart of a person, do you know the heart, beauty in the heart is the real beauty, your appearance association, with your aesthetics, I guess you will never find a man you like in your life, who can look so perfect."

The girl said naively: "You don't have to worry about it. Wouldn't it be nice if you couldn't find me and live alone? The fortune tellers have already said that every person is destined to have a significant other waiting for him, so I believe me The other half just hasn't appeared yet, and when I want to marry someone, he will definitely appear."

"Brainwashed, brainwashed, you have been brainwashed by that fortune teller, but don't worry, how old are you, it's still early, stay with me for a few more years, I will enter the palace." The old man said helplessly .

"Go, go, you're so wordy." The girl said impatiently.

The old man got out of the carriage and walked forward with the guards who were waiting for him. At this time, he turned around and shouted: "I said Nizi, you must not let your little beast out, in case you accidentally get caught in the palace If the big insiders roasted and ate it, then I won’t be able to eat it.”

At this time, I only heard a roar coming from inside the carriage, and the old man turned around and ran quickly, for fear of being chased and bitten by that little beast again.The old man is mainly not afraid that the experts here will dare to eat that little beast, but he is afraid that this little beast will really come out to make trouble. Regardless of the size of the thing, it can grow several times if it really gets angry. The old man has suffered losses N times. To visit the heavenly realm and be kicked out of the palace in the end, that would be a disgrace to my lord.

The old man stood at the entrance of the Hall of Yangqing and looked at the door. The first time he came here was when he was enthroned as the emperor. This time it was so many years ago. He thought he would never come again after so many years. It still came before.