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Chapter 1588: Don't slap your face
Chen Ling felt that he was about to die of dehydration. He lay on Xiaobai's back and said, "Fuck, Xiaobai, I'm about to be roasted to death. You haven't arrived yet?"
"Grandma, how can it be so fast?" Xiao Bai said depressedly.
"Then hurry up, kid, I can't hold on any longer." Chen Xiao said depressingly.
Suddenly, there was a white light in front of his eyes, and then, Chen Xiao felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he fainted.Xiaobai led Chen Xiao directly through this passage, and then directly rushed into hell. After a long period of confusion, Xiaobai finally landed.He looked up at the funnel cloud in the sky, and he immediately understood that he had entered hell.
"It's finally here." Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, not because he was so uncomfortable, but because Chen Xiao was about to be unable to bear it.Chen Xiao crawled on the ground like a dead dog.Drenched all over, at this moment, the pangolin crawled out of his pocket.The pangolin was also sticking out his tongue, as if he was very uncomfortable. After he got out of Chen Ling's pocket, he immediately looked for water nearby, but unfortunately, this ghostly place was very desolate, and there was no water at all.Xiao Bai hurriedly shouted: "Chen Xiao, wake up quickly, kid, if you don't wake up the fuck, I'm going to pee on you!"
"Try it if you have the ability!" Chen Xiao opened his eyes leisurely, and said, "Fuck, I almost died in it. You kid is the culprit."
"Uh..." Xiao Bai was taken aback for a moment, then grinned and said, "I thought you were dead."
"Fuck, you kid will piss on me if I die?" Chen Ling couldn't help cursing.
"Hey, you must know that I'm just scaring you, right?" Xiao Bai laughed.
"Fuck you!" Chen Xiao said angrily, "Hurry up and get me some water to drink, I'm almost dying."
"Okay, I'll come right away." Xiaobai laughed.
Afterwards, Xiaobai immediately made a glass of water for Chen Ling out of thin air, and Chen Ling drank it all unceremoniously. Not keeping any of it for himself, the pangolin was a little depressed and a little angry.Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said, "It's so fucking cool!"
"Hey, what's the matter, do you want more?" Xiao Bai smiled.
"You still have?" Chen Xiao was astonished.
"Of course, anytime, anytime." Xiaobai showed an evil smile, and Chen Xiao immediately felt vigilant. He immediately tasted it carefully, smacked his lower lip, and asked, "This...you Are you sure it's water? Why do I feel weird?"
"Hey, this is Lao Tzu's urine!" Xiao Bai laughed loudly.
Chen Ling's face darkened in an instant, and the pangolin at the side immediately gloated and couldn't stop laughing. This guy actually started to circle around on the ground. This is a dance unique to pangolins. Just when Chen Ling was about to lose his temper, Xiaobai hurriedly stood up and explained, "Chen Xiao, don't underestimate the urine of my fire unicorn. Do you know that there is a kind of animal urine on the first plane that is very valuable? That is horse urine. Horse urine can cure Sickness, the urine of my ancient gods and beasts is something that no one can ask for. Humph, you kid think you want it? If it weren’t for your thirst, I wouldn’t be willing to give it to you!”
"Bastard!" Chen Xiao suddenly became furious. This kid is so righteous even if he pissed himself. The most depressing thing is that this guy is still so awesome, always thinking how great he is .Chen Xiao jumped up, Xiaobai seemed to be ready to run away, and when he saw Chen Xiao catching up, he ran away.While running, he shouted: "Chen Xiao, don't... don't hit me."
"I have to beat you to death today!" Chen Xiao rushed forward and threw Xiao Bai to the ground, Xiao Bai hurriedly shouted: "It's okay to hit people, but...but don't hit me in the face Ah, please don't hit me in the face!"
After a lot of fuss, Chen Ling recognized that who made him so miserable, he couldn't tell the difference between water and urine.In desperation, he had no choice but to lead Xiaobai and the little pangolin out.Chen Xiao looked at the surrounding environment and found that it was not much different from the Antarctic continent. This is also a Gobi Desert, and there are no plants on the Gobi Desert.Chen Xiao and Xiao Bai walked for several hours, not to mention seeing a person, not even a tree.
"Fuck, shouldn't we be in the wrong place?" Chen Xiao muttered.
"Impossible!" Xiaobai shook his head and said, "The people of the Evil Spirit Race all come from there, how could we come to the wrong place?"
"That's just a passage, connecting many planes, maybe you've gone wrong." Chen Xiao said immediately.
"Impossible!" Xiao Bai shook his head immediately, he obviously didn't believe Chen Xiao's words.
The two walked a long distance, and finally there was a different scene in front of them. It was no longer the endless Gobi Desert, nor the endless end of the world.Instead, huge 'trees' appeared in front of them.
"No, that's not a tree." Chen Xiao took a serious look and said, "Those things look like trees, but they're not actually. Those things seem to be carved from stone, to be precise, they should be weathered made."
"Then why does it appear in the shape of a tree?" Xiao Bai asked in amazement.
"Why do I feel something weird here?" Chen Xiao took a closer look, only to find that these tall and big things are exactly the same as trees. Could it be that this place was indeed a tree back then, but it was instantly frozen by some kind of force And then turned into weathered stones?Became an eternal fossil?Everyone felt weird.
"Don't be weird for now, let's hurry up." Xiao Bai said hastily.
Afterwards, the two decided to walk through this petrified jungle, and then see if they could meet the evil spirits.If you can't meet again, you can only fly.The two continued to walk, quickly leaping through the petrified jungle.
clap la la...
Just as they were speeding through the jungle, there was a burst of rattling sounds behind them, and man-eating ants the size of Dalmatians crawled quickly on the ground. These giant man-eating ants were very fast. , Moreover, the speed of walking is also very fast, this speed is almost the same as the running speed of a dog.
squeak...
The pangolin screamed again at this time, as if there was a restless atmosphere in the air.When Chen Xiao heard the cry of the pangolin, he stopped immediately. He hurriedly turned his head to look, and the scene in front of him instantly made Chen Xiao dumbfounded. Chen Ling felt his hair stand on end for a while, and Chen Ling said in astonishment: "Fuck me, this... what the hell is this?"
"Grandma, how can it be so fast?" Xiao Bai said depressedly.
"Then hurry up, kid, I can't hold on any longer." Chen Xiao said depressingly.
Suddenly, there was a white light in front of his eyes, and then, Chen Xiao felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he fainted.Xiaobai led Chen Xiao directly through this passage, and then directly rushed into hell. After a long period of confusion, Xiaobai finally landed.He looked up at the funnel cloud in the sky, and he immediately understood that he had entered hell.
"It's finally here." Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, not because he was so uncomfortable, but because Chen Xiao was about to be unable to bear it.Chen Xiao crawled on the ground like a dead dog.Drenched all over, at this moment, the pangolin crawled out of his pocket.The pangolin was also sticking out his tongue, as if he was very uncomfortable. After he got out of Chen Ling's pocket, he immediately looked for water nearby, but unfortunately, this ghostly place was very desolate, and there was no water at all.Xiao Bai hurriedly shouted: "Chen Xiao, wake up quickly, kid, if you don't wake up the fuck, I'm going to pee on you!"
"Try it if you have the ability!" Chen Xiao opened his eyes leisurely, and said, "Fuck, I almost died in it. You kid is the culprit."
"Uh..." Xiao Bai was taken aback for a moment, then grinned and said, "I thought you were dead."
"Fuck, you kid will piss on me if I die?" Chen Ling couldn't help cursing.
"Hey, you must know that I'm just scaring you, right?" Xiao Bai laughed.
"Fuck you!" Chen Xiao said angrily, "Hurry up and get me some water to drink, I'm almost dying."
"Okay, I'll come right away." Xiaobai laughed.
Afterwards, Xiaobai immediately made a glass of water for Chen Ling out of thin air, and Chen Ling drank it all unceremoniously. Not keeping any of it for himself, the pangolin was a little depressed and a little angry.Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said, "It's so fucking cool!"
"Hey, what's the matter, do you want more?" Xiao Bai smiled.
"You still have?" Chen Xiao was astonished.
"Of course, anytime, anytime." Xiaobai showed an evil smile, and Chen Xiao immediately felt vigilant. He immediately tasted it carefully, smacked his lower lip, and asked, "This...you Are you sure it's water? Why do I feel weird?"
"Hey, this is Lao Tzu's urine!" Xiao Bai laughed loudly.
Chen Ling's face darkened in an instant, and the pangolin at the side immediately gloated and couldn't stop laughing. This guy actually started to circle around on the ground. This is a dance unique to pangolins. Just when Chen Ling was about to lose his temper, Xiaobai hurriedly stood up and explained, "Chen Xiao, don't underestimate the urine of my fire unicorn. Do you know that there is a kind of animal urine on the first plane that is very valuable? That is horse urine. Horse urine can cure Sickness, the urine of my ancient gods and beasts is something that no one can ask for. Humph, you kid think you want it? If it weren’t for your thirst, I wouldn’t be willing to give it to you!”
"Bastard!" Chen Xiao suddenly became furious. This kid is so righteous even if he pissed himself. The most depressing thing is that this guy is still so awesome, always thinking how great he is .Chen Xiao jumped up, Xiaobai seemed to be ready to run away, and when he saw Chen Xiao catching up, he ran away.While running, he shouted: "Chen Xiao, don't... don't hit me."
"I have to beat you to death today!" Chen Xiao rushed forward and threw Xiao Bai to the ground, Xiao Bai hurriedly shouted: "It's okay to hit people, but...but don't hit me in the face Ah, please don't hit me in the face!"
After a lot of fuss, Chen Ling recognized that who made him so miserable, he couldn't tell the difference between water and urine.In desperation, he had no choice but to lead Xiaobai and the little pangolin out.Chen Xiao looked at the surrounding environment and found that it was not much different from the Antarctic continent. This is also a Gobi Desert, and there are no plants on the Gobi Desert.Chen Xiao and Xiao Bai walked for several hours, not to mention seeing a person, not even a tree.
"Fuck, shouldn't we be in the wrong place?" Chen Xiao muttered.
"Impossible!" Xiaobai shook his head and said, "The people of the Evil Spirit Race all come from there, how could we come to the wrong place?"
"That's just a passage, connecting many planes, maybe you've gone wrong." Chen Xiao said immediately.
"Impossible!" Xiao Bai shook his head immediately, he obviously didn't believe Chen Xiao's words.
The two walked a long distance, and finally there was a different scene in front of them. It was no longer the endless Gobi Desert, nor the endless end of the world.Instead, huge 'trees' appeared in front of them.
"No, that's not a tree." Chen Xiao took a serious look and said, "Those things look like trees, but they're not actually. Those things seem to be carved from stone, to be precise, they should be weathered made."
"Then why does it appear in the shape of a tree?" Xiao Bai asked in amazement.
"Why do I feel something weird here?" Chen Xiao took a closer look, only to find that these tall and big things are exactly the same as trees. Could it be that this place was indeed a tree back then, but it was instantly frozen by some kind of force And then turned into weathered stones?Became an eternal fossil?Everyone felt weird.
"Don't be weird for now, let's hurry up." Xiao Bai said hastily.
Afterwards, the two decided to walk through this petrified jungle, and then see if they could meet the evil spirits.If you can't meet again, you can only fly.The two continued to walk, quickly leaping through the petrified jungle.
clap la la...
Just as they were speeding through the jungle, there was a burst of rattling sounds behind them, and man-eating ants the size of Dalmatians crawled quickly on the ground. These giant man-eating ants were very fast. , Moreover, the speed of walking is also very fast, this speed is almost the same as the running speed of a dog.
squeak...
The pangolin screamed again at this time, as if there was a restless atmosphere in the air.When Chen Xiao heard the cry of the pangolin, he stopped immediately. He hurriedly turned his head to look, and the scene in front of him instantly made Chen Xiao dumbfounded. Chen Ling felt his hair stand on end for a while, and Chen Ling said in astonishment: "Fuck me, this... what the hell is this?"
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