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Poppy still shook her head.

"Damn, you don't even know this, and you still want to learn art from me!" The abbot snorted coldly, and walked away.

"Fuck, you can even ask such perverted questions, tell me if you have the ability!" Poppy suddenly became anxious.

"Lolites have three virtues: light voice, soft body, and easy to push down; sisters have three virtues: beer, bathing, and eating young grass; queens have three virtues: wooden horses, candles, and whipping; married wives have three loves: love, family affection, and extramarital affairs ;Wives have three good things: cooking, massage, easy to overthrow..." The abbot sang softly as he walked with a strange smile.

"Fuck me..." Yu Meiren was dumbfounded, did she really come from Shaolin?Sure it's not an evil place?

beep beep...

The abbot had just gone not far when the phone rang suddenly.Hastily took out the phone from the complicated monk robe, and then said with a smile: "Xiao Li, what? Your husband is not at home tonight? So you are lonely? Don't worry, see you at the old place at eight o'clock in the evening. Ha ha……"

The poppy behind her was even more stunned, her eyes were wide open, and her mouth could be stuffed with an egg.An obscene monk, definitely an obscene monk.At this time, the abbot turned his head to look at Yu Meiren, and said, "Boy, you want to learn art from a teacher!"

"I just thought about it, but now I don't want to." Yu Meiren hurriedly shook her head.

"Hey, it's not a question of whether you want it or not!" The abbot stretched out his hand, and just grabbed the poppy from a few meters away in a daze.Poppy felt a huge restraining force threatening him, and when he wanted to resist, he found that he had been caught in front of the abbot.For this miraculous skill, Yu Meiren was astonished immediately. This is definitely a stunt that can only be performed by inner masters. Yu Meiren was overjoyed and said: "Abbot, you can take me as your apprentice."

"Hey, okay." The abbot grinned and said, "In the evening, you drive to Xiaoli's house and bring her to the Yonghe Hotel. In the evening, I have to do a French ceremony alone for her, and give her a blessing. Oh Amitabha, my Buddha Mercy. I didn’t even think about it at first, but saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, that’s all, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?”

As he spoke, the abbot put on a righteous look, then turned and left.

"Fuck!" Poppy raised a middle finger at the abbot's back, completely despising him.

The news that Master Shi Yongxin accepted Poppy as his apprentice spread across Shaolin Temple instantly, and many monks were watching Poppy. What attracted the abbot to this guy?How could the abbot accept this kid as his apprentice?It's too sensational, right?

"Hmph, what's so strange." Yu Meiren said disdainfully: "I didn't want to worship him as a teacher at all, but he insisted on me to accept me as a disciple. But I can't beat him, so I can only succumb to him. Under his lust!"

"Hey, now that the apprentice who became the abbot has started to go crazy?" A group of senior brothers sneered and said, "Who was the one who was clamoring to worship the abbot as a teacher at the beginning? Are you crazy now?"

"I really regret it!" Yu Meiren became Shi Yongxin's apprentice and was given the name Shi Xiao'an.At that time, the poppies refused, and I came to be a disciple of the layman from Mahler Gobi, not to be shaved and bald.Under Poppy's repeated requests, that handsome hair was kept.It's just that wearing the clothes of the sweeping monk every day makes him very uncomfortable, so why not give us a handsome, stylish red monk robe.At last he knew that the red monk robes belonged to the abbot only, while the yellow monk robes were worn by those monks.As for other chanting and practices, the monks sweeping the floor all wear gray robes.

"Junior brother Xiaoan, let me see that you should be honest and do your job well!" The sweeping monk beside him directly threw the broom to the poppies.

"Don't do it, I'm the abbot's apprentice, how can I do sweeping?" Poppy jumped up the steps beside her.Why does it feel so awkward to wear a gray monk robe?

"Then what do you want to do?" the others asked hastily.

"I want to learn inner martial arts!" Yu Meiren sneered.

"Haha, if you have the ability, go and break into the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation." Everyone laughed and said, "There is a rigid standard for learning inner martial arts, and that is to break through the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation. If you can rush over , you can start to learn inner martial arts; if you can’t make it through, it means that your hardware is not good enough, you should be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day.”

"Eighteen Bronze Man Formation?" Yu Meiren immediately remembered it in her heart.

The next day, Poppy immediately proposed to the abbot that she wanted to break into the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation.The abbot was taken aback, looked at Yu Meiren sideways, and said, "Just you? Want to break into the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation too? I think you'd better save yourself, maybe you can break through in a few years."

"No, let's break in today!" Yu Meiren gritted her teeth: "If you don't let me break in, tomorrow I will tell Xiaoli's husband that you fucked his wife last night!"

boo boo...

The abbot immediately became anxious, he hurriedly hissed: "Don't talk nonsense, boy, when did I have sex with Xiao Li, I said it was to purify her soul, do you understand what is purification?"

"I know, I know, isn't it just stuffing your thing into someone's body, and then shouting vigorously: Purify...extend...purify...extend!" Poppy replied angrily.

"Fuck, you kid was eavesdropping at the door yesterday?" The abbot was angry.

"It's nothing, it's because you guys were too loud last night." Yu Meiren sat on the flower bed beside her, crossed her legs, and said, "I don't care, I must be allowed to break into the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation today, or I will expose you This obscene monk!"

"Oh, Amitabha, what a treat!" The abbot put his palms together hastily.

"Stop pretending, I already know who you are!" Yu Meiren sneered.

"Okay!" The abbot nodded and said, "Today I will let you go to the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation, but let's say it first, it's none of my business to die inside!"

"Don't worry, if I die inside, it's my poppy's life!" The poppy snorted coldly.

"Oh Amitabha, you short-lived ghost!" the abbot cursed coldly.

The Eighteen Bronze Man Formation is one of the famous formations in Shaolin Temple. Shaolin disciples can learn from the institutions here and practice their skills.When necessary, the Eighteen Bronze Men also serve as a barrier for other people in the world to find trouble.Obviously, Shi Yongxin used the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation to block him, and he even regarded Yu Meiren as the object of the Jianghu people who came to find fault.

In order to be able to pass through the Bronze Man Formation smoothly, Poppy made relevant preparations a day in advance.He was looking for news about those who had crossed the Bronze Man Formation in Shaolin Temple.In the end, I realized that the Tongrenzhen were just ordinary masters, and none of these people had ever learned inner martial arts.If you have learned inner martial arts, I am afraid that few people can break through the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation.

Since the eighteen bronze men in the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation have never learned inner martial arts, then he must have a chance.Thinking of this, Poppy's mouth curled into a weird smile.He secretly said in his heart, the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation, I will make it tomorrow.That night, Poppy recharged her batteries and got everything ready.

The next morning, Poppy woke up refreshed.He stretched himself. Although he slept in the woodshed these days, Poppy didn't mind. On the contrary, he felt very at ease.If he was allowed to sleep with those little novice monks, that would be the hardest thing for him.Poppies themselves have some little cleanliness fetishes, and they hate sleeping with other people, and even more hate sleeping on the same bed.

When arranging his accommodation, he asked at the time: "Is there any other room? For example, a room for one person!"

It was only later that he learned that if he wanted to sleep alone, he had to be upgraded to the Buddhist management level, otherwise he would only be able to share a room with four or five people.When Mei Yu heard this, she was a little speechless. It seems that privileges do not only exist in the officialdom, and even in the Buddhist Pure Land, this situation really makes Yu Meiren helpless. Is it? I just want to live alone!"

"Yes." The little monk picked his nose, and then said: "There is a woodshed to the west, if you don't mind, you can pack it up and live in it, and no one will say anything to you!"

"This is fine!" Yu Meiren was overjoyed when she heard that.Although the firewood house is a bit messy, if it is tidied up, it can still accommodate people. The key is that it can live alone, which meets the requirements of Yu Meiren.After moving in, Poppy was very excited. He carefully tidied up the firewood house, vacated a corner in the room, cleaned it up, and simply built a bed. The bedding was washed and washed, dried and dried again. An old mattress.

Getting up from the bed, Poppy carefully folded the quilt, and then tied five kilograms of lead strips on her legs.After living in Shaolin Temple for a while, he is also used to the life of a monk here. Although he is not a monk, he demands himself according to the rules of a monk.Putting on the gray monk robe, he carefully arranged his hair.Looking at herself in the mirror, Yu Meiren showed a confident smile and said, "Well, he's still so handsome."

Full of confidence, full of narcissism.

Only a guy as handsome and handsome as Poppy could have such confidence.He put on his shoes and walked out. When the door was closed, he smiled and said, "Although I can't beat him, at least I'm more handsome than him. Being handsome can't be taken for granted, but you can be a girlfriend."

Leaving from the firewood room, Poppy walked towards the hall step by step.Today is the day when he breaks into the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation.According to the scene imagined by Poppy, there should be hundreds of Shaolin disciples watching her at the entrance of the main hall. In my impression, there was a lot of voices and overcrowding.However, when Poppy came to the door, she found that the door of the main hall was empty, except for two young monks sweeping the floor, there was no one else, not even the abbot.