Beauty's best bodyguard

Because he knew too much, he was dragged out by Liu Rui to support his appearance, Yang Wei thought in his heart, women, they all suffer for their face.

You said, if you broke up, you broke up, and you still have to act like this.

But her vision is still good, Yang Wei said secretly in his heart.

"Qing'er, what are you doing?" Back in the office, seeing Yin Qing giggling directly at the screen, as if she saw something interesting, Yang Wei couldn't help laughing and said, "Smiling so happily?"

It's not time to go to work, and when she was taking a break at noon, seeing Yang Wei coming, Yin Qing, who was smiling, suddenly froze and didn't even look at Yang Wei.

"Yeah, no way, you're still angry with me." Yang Wei said solemnly, "Qing'er, I'll give you a serious apology, don't you think it's okay?"

Walking over, I wanted to see what she was looking at, so happy to see it, but just stretched my neck, wanting to have a look.But Yin Qing snapped the screen off, put her hands on the table, lay her head down, and pretended to sleep.

"How about I tell you a few jokes as an apology?" Yang Wei smiled while sitting in his seat.

Seeing that Yin Qing still ignored him, he said brazenly: "If you don't speak, then it's your acquiescence."

"After listening to the joke, it means you forgive me."

Yin Qing, who was lying on the table and pretending to be sleeping, thought to herself, this person is really sentimental, hmph, he is still a pervert.

"If you don't listen, I won't talk to you anymore." Yin Qing said lying on her stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a hunter who went out to hunt. He fired three shots and missed one shot, but a bird fell. Do you know why the bird fell?"

"It turned out that after hearing the gunshot, the bird patted its chest and said, it was scared to death, it was scared to death, but luckily it didn't hit it."

"In the past..."

Yang Wei told several funny jokes in a row, and Yin Qing couldn't help laughing out loud at the end.

The main reason is that the jokes he told were so funny that it was hard not to laugh.

It's okay to spank with the little girl, and then joke around, earning money, in fact, this day is quite comfortable to listen to, Yang Wei secretly said in his heart.

"Qing'er, you see, I've told you so many jokes, won't you be angry with me in the future?" Yang Wei said in a conferring tone when he saw the smile on Yin Qing's face.

Yin Qing immediately said with a pretty face: "If you make such a joke with me again in the future, I will never talk to you again. I am telling the truth." In order to prove that what she said was true, she deliberately repeated a bit.

"Hey, it's good not to be angry, it's good not to be angry." Yang Wei laughed.

Seeing Yang Wei's hey smile, Yin Qing shot him a glance. "You will make fun of others, hum."

"I'm not kidding, I'm telling the truth, 24K is pure." Yang Wei said with a serious face.

"You..." Yin Qing blushed pretty, frowned, and said angrily, "You're still joking."

"Why, I didn't make fun of you this time?" Yang Wei said with an innocent face, "Okay, why don't I apologize to you, or else I'll tell you another bottom-of-the-box joke and smiled Ah, if it's not funny, you can do what you want to do to me, isn't that okay?"

"Success, why don't you tell me?" Yin Qing stretched her forehead slowly.

Yang Wei took a sip of water, then straightened his throat, and began to talk, "That's right, there was an eagle chasing down a rabbit from a high altitude, and the rabbit naturally didn't recognize it, run, run."

"However, no matter how fast the rabbit runs, it can't fly as fast as the eagle, right? What's more, the rabbit still runs on the grassland, with a clear view, and there is nowhere to hide."

"But seeing that the eagle was about to catch the rabbit, the rabbit said something loudly in a hurry, and the eagle fell from the sky with a snap, and fell to his death."

"Guess what the rabbit said?"

Having said that, Yang Wei deliberately paused.

Yin Qing was listening carefully, when Yang Wei stopped her like this, she immediately asked, "What did the rabbit say?"

"Guess?" Yang Wei said with a smile.

"I guess the rabbit must have scolded the eagle, and the eagle was so mad." Yin Qing rolled her eyes and said.

"No, keep guessing, but your guess is a bit reliable."

"I guess Eagle must have high blood pressure." Yin Qing guessed again.

"Nor."

Yin Qing gave full play to her imagination and guessed several answers in a row, but they were all wrong.Hearing that Yang Wei said it was wrong, she was a little anxious.

Guessing riddles sometimes makes people unable to control their emotions, and they can't wait to know the answer all at once.

So that's where the fun is.

"Brother Wei, tell me quickly, tell me the answer quickly." Yin Qing said eagerly, shaking Yang Wei's arm.

Liu Rui who was on the side couldn't help but smile faintly when he saw Yin Qing like this again.

Although we didn't know each other for long, Yang Wei sent her home yesterday and helped her clean up. Even in that situation, he didn't do anything to her.What happened after she was drunk, thinking about it today, she still remembers a little bit, so she has a good impression of him.

This man is just a bit flamboyant.

No, the coaxed Yin Qing kept laughing.

"Let me give you another hint, the rabbit is male, and the eagle is female." Yang Wei smiled mysteriously.

Yin Qing frowned and said, "The rabbit is a man, the rabbit?"

After chanting about rabbits, Yin Qing's little face turned red again, "Brother Wei, don't you mean that rabbits are that kind of thing? Then they don't like women, so they told Eagle that he likes men."

With a "bang", Yang Wei knocked Yin Qing's head to pieces.

"Ah." Yin Qing covered her head and said innocently, "Brother Wei, what are you doing with your head?"

She was telling jokes so well, but Yang Wei suddenly knocked her head apart, so she was naturally upset.

Yang Wei said in an educational tone: "You little girl, what are you thinking all day long?"

"You...you...you, are you thinking that all day long?" Yin Qing choked out an angry sentence.

You still talk about me, you pervert, you watch porn at work, hmph, you still talk about me.

Yeah, why did I think of that just now?

It's all you, it's all you, it's all you who misled me to think in that direction.

You still call me, you bad guy.

Yin Qing said angrily in her heart.

"Okay, don't be angry. At the beginning of human beings, are people inherently good?" Yang Wei said with a smile, "You want to say that you are a normal person."

"No way, I'm angry again."

"Come on, can't I tell you the answer?" Yang Wei seemed to be angry again when he saw Yin Qing, and immediately said, "When the rabbit is about to be caught by the eagle..."

Yin Qing listened attentively to Yang Wei's answer.

"The rabbit said, you dead woman, I don't like people without bras."

"Hahahahahahaha." Yang Wei laughed loudly.

But after Yin Qing listened to the answer, her complexion changed drastically, she involuntarily covered her chest with her hands, her face was as red as red, and tears came down all of a sudden.

"You rascal, I will never talk to you again."

After speaking, she held her nose and rushed out...

Yang Wei patted his head fiercely, "Damn, did I say something wrong again?"

Could it be that she didn't wear it... Because she knew too much, she was dragged out by Liu Rui to show her face, Yang Wei thought to himself, women, they are all suffering because of face.

You said, if you broke up, you broke up, and you still have to act like this.

But her vision is still good, Yang Wei said secretly in his heart.

"Qing'er, what are you doing?" Back in the office, seeing Yin Qing giggling directly at the screen, as if she saw something interesting, Yang Wei couldn't help laughing and said, "Smiling so happily?"

It's not time to go to work, and when she was taking a break at noon, seeing Yang Wei coming, Yin Qing, who was smiling, suddenly froze and didn't even look at Yang Wei.

"Yeah, no way, you're still angry with me." Yang Wei said solemnly, "Qing'er, I'll give you a serious apology, don't you think it's okay?"

Walking over, I wanted to see what she was looking at, so happy to see it, but just stretched my neck, wanting to have a look.But Yin Qing snapped the screen off, put her hands on the table, lay her head down, and pretended to sleep.

"How about I tell you a few jokes as an apology?" Yang Wei smiled while sitting in his seat.

Seeing that Yin Qing still ignored him, he said brazenly: "If you don't speak, then it's your acquiescence."

"After listening to the joke, it means you forgive me."

Yin Qing, who was lying on the table and pretending to be sleeping, thought to herself, this person is really sentimental, hmph, he is still a pervert.

"If you don't listen, I won't talk to you anymore." Yin Qing said lying on her stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a hunter who went out to hunt. He fired three shots and missed one shot, but a bird fell. Do you know why the bird fell?"

"It turned out that after hearing the gunshot, the bird patted its chest and said, it was scared to death, it was scared to death, but luckily it didn't hit it."

"In the past..."

Yang Wei told several funny jokes in a row, and Yin Qing couldn't help laughing out loud at the end.

The main reason is that the jokes he told were so funny that it was hard not to laugh.

It's okay to spank with the little girl, and then joke around, earning money, in fact, this day is quite comfortable to listen to, Yang Wei secretly said in his heart.

"Qing'er, you see, I've told you so many jokes, won't you be angry with me in the future?" Yang Wei said in a conferring tone when he saw the smile on Yin Qing's face.

Yin Qing immediately said with a pretty face: "If you make such a joke with me again in the future, I will never talk to you again. I am telling the truth." In order to prove that what she said was true, she deliberately repeated a bit.

"Hey, it's good not to be angry, it's good not to be angry." Yang Wei laughed.

Seeing Yang Wei's hey smile, Yin Qing shot him a glance. "You will make fun of others, hum."

"I'm not kidding, I'm telling the truth, 24K is pure." Yang Wei said with a serious face.

"You..." Yin Qing blushed pretty, frowned, and said angrily, "You're still joking."

"Why, I didn't make fun of you this time?" Yang Wei said with an innocent face, "Okay, why don't I apologize to you, or else I'll tell you another bottom-of-the-box joke and smiled Ah, if it's not funny, you can do what you want to do to me, isn't that okay?"

"Success, why don't you tell me?" Yin Qing stretched her forehead slowly.

Yang Wei took a sip of water, then straightened his throat, and began to talk, "That's right, there was an eagle chasing down a rabbit from a high altitude, and the rabbit naturally didn't recognize it, run, run."

"However, no matter how fast the rabbit runs, it can't fly as fast as the eagle, right? What's more, the rabbit still runs on the grassland, with a clear view, and there is nowhere to hide."

"But seeing that the eagle was about to catch the rabbit, the rabbit said something loudly in a hurry, and the eagle fell from the sky with a snap, and fell to his death."

"Guess what the rabbit said?"

Having said that, Yang Wei deliberately paused.

Yin Qing was listening carefully, when Yang Wei stopped her like this, she immediately asked, "What did the rabbit say?"

"Guess?" Yang Wei said with a smile.

"I guess the rabbit must have scolded the eagle, and the eagle was so mad." Yin Qing rolled her eyes and said.

"No, keep guessing, but your guess is a bit reliable."

"I guess Eagle must have high blood pressure." Yin Qing guessed again.

"Nor."

Yin Qing gave full play to her imagination and guessed several answers in a row, but they were all wrong.Hearing that Yang Wei said it was wrong, she was a little anxious.

Guessing riddles sometimes makes people unable to control their emotions, and they can't wait to know the answer all at once.

So that's where the fun is.

"Brother Wei, tell me quickly, tell me the answer quickly." Yin Qing said eagerly, shaking Yang Wei's arm.

Liu Rui who was on the side couldn't help but smile faintly when he saw Yin Qing like this again.

Although we didn't know each other for long, Yang Wei sent her home yesterday and helped her clean up. Even in that situation, he didn't do anything to her.What happened after she was drunk, thinking about it today, she still remembers a little bit, so she has a good impression of him.

This man is just a bit flamboyant.

No, the coaxed Yin Qing kept laughing.

"Let me give you another hint, the rabbit is male, and the eagle is female." Yang Wei smiled mysteriously.

Yin Qing frowned and said, "The rabbit is a man, the rabbit?"

After chanting about rabbits, Yin Qing's little face turned red again, "Brother Wei, don't you mean that rabbits are that kind of thing? Then they don't like women, so they told Eagle that he likes men."

With a "bang", Yang Wei knocked Yin Qing's head to pieces.

"Ah." Yin Qing covered her head and said innocently, "Brother Wei, what are you doing with your head?"

She was telling jokes so well, but Yang Wei suddenly knocked her head apart, so she was naturally upset.

Yang Wei said in an educational tone: "You little girl, what are you thinking all day long?"

"You...you...you, are you thinking that all day long?" Yin Qing choked out an angry sentence.

You still talk about me, you pervert, you watch porn at work, hmph, you still talk about me.

Yeah, why did I think of that just now?

It's all you, it's all you, it's all you who misled me to think in that direction.

You still call me, you bad guy.

Yin Qing said angrily in her heart.

"Okay, don't be angry. At the beginning of human beings, are people inherently good?" Yang Wei said with a smile, "You want to say that you are a normal person."

"No way, I'm angry again."

"Come on, can't I tell you the answer?" Yang Wei seemed to be angry again when he saw Yin Qing, and immediately said, "When the rabbit is about to be caught by the eagle..."

Yin Qing listened attentively to Yang Wei's answer.

"The rabbit said, you dead woman, I don't like people without bras."

"Hahahahahahaha." Yang Wei laughed loudly.

But after Yin Qing listened to the answer, her complexion changed drastically, she involuntarily covered her chest with her hands, her face was as red as red, and tears came down all of a sudden.

"You rascal, I will never talk to you again."

After speaking, she held her nose and rushed out...

Yang Wei patted his head fiercely, "Damn, did I say something wrong again?"

Didn't she wear...