Beauty's best bodyguard
Chapter 36 You are also a master
It was about eleven o'clock when we left Liu Rui's community, which happened to be very close to the homeless bar, so Yang Wei went straight to the homeless bar, intending to have a drink or two.
Although the current traffic law is to drive without drinking, and to drink without driving, once caught in violation of drunk driving, the fines will be fined and the driver's license will be confiscated, and the serious ones will be sentenced to prison.
Yang Wei is not afraid of this, even if he drank, it is impossible for the police to find out that he was driving while intoxicated.
Because as long as you exercise lightly, you can force the wine out.
He usually doesn't get drunk, because for the profession of mercenary, it is a high-risk profession. The opportunity is to live with your life pinned to your crotch, and you must stay sober at all times.
Only once did he get drunk, and that was the day the snake died.
He was really drunk that day, and he let himself get drunk, without using his inner strength to force the drink out.
Once he was shot trying to save her, and he survived.
But when she gets shot trying to save him, she dies.
Just thinking about it makes her feel infinite guilt...
He ordered two drinks at the bar, chatted with Red Fish for a while, and chatted with two lonely young women for a while, then he left.
After Yang Wei left, Hong Yu had a slightly sad expression on his face.
"Hound, when will you forget about the poisonous snake? It's time to forget." Red Fish said to himself.
While she was talking to herself, she suddenly saw a man coming in from the bar. After seeing the man's face clearly, her face changed drastically...
……
"Excuse me, sir, please stop."
When Yang Wei was about to get home, a van was parked at the intersection ahead, and several policemen in police uniforms were standing at the intersection.
Seeing Yang Wei coming, he stretched out his hand to signal Yang Wei to stop.
"Could it be a drunk driving investigation?" Yang Wei said to himself, and immediately activated his internal strength to expel the alcohol from his body.
He had nothing to do with the drink just now, so he didn't excrete the alcohol from his body. Now he has to get rid of the alcohol, otherwise he will be found out, and it will be a little troublesome.
"Come down quickly, check for drunk driving." A chubby policeman said a little unhappy when he saw Yang Wei stopped the car but didn't get down.
Yang Wei was in the process of arranging wine, and when he finished speaking, the wine was almost finished, "Comrade policeman, don't worry, the seat belt is a bit stuck."
Yang Wei pretended to be the owner of the seat belt card.
He opened the seat belt, got out of the car with a smile on his face, and said to the fat policeman, "Okay, comrade policeman, I'm coming down, you can rest assured, I'm a good citizen, I never drink while driving."
Hey, isn't that the policewoman Leng Yan who saw the big waves two days ago?
She is still so beautiful, and her figure is still so good, but the cold temperament revealed on her body is a bit repulsive.
"You said you didn't drink if you didn't drink. If you don't drink, blow two, and you will know if you drink or not." The fat policeman took out the alcohol tester and handed the blowpipe to Yang Wei. "It's nothing."
Fuck me, what you said, why do you think so evil?
Leng Yan also came over, looked at Yang Wei expressionlessly, frowned slightly, she recognized Yang Wei at once.
When Yang Wei saw Leng Yan looking at him, he suddenly thought of joking, "I'll brag, can't I brag about it?"
"Comrade policeman, when I was in school, I participated in a competition and won No. 1 in blowing flute." Yang Wei chatted nonsense while holding the blowpipe.
"Haha, what, you're a master blower." The fat policeman narrowed his eyes slightly, with a wretched smile on his face, and said to Yang Wei, "You're the only one who still plays blowers, haha..."
Blowing the word Xiao, the three male policemen suddenly thought of evil.
Yang Wei said with a serious face: "Really, if you don't believe me, I am really a master of blowing songs."
"Hurry up, don't talk about other topics." Leng Yan frowned and said coldly.
"Yes, hurry up and play. After blowing, you can play as much as you like when you go home. No one will care about you." Seeing Leng Yan speak, the fat policeman suppressed his smile and said to Yang Wei road.
And the two male policemen on the side, with wretched smiles on their faces, looked Yang Wei up and down.
He secretly thought in his heart, is this kid Nima a dick or an idiot.
It doesn't look like it. Why is such a good car driving so badly?
You are also a master of blowing Xiao, dammit, you blowing Xiao, you are evil when you think about it, um, it is very evil.
"Puff" "Puff" Yang Wei pretended to be blowing very hard, but the air didn't enter the blowpipe at all.
"I told you to be honest, you are the one who blows like this, be honest." The fat policeman saw Yang Wei like this, his expression changed, his voice raised a few times, and he said to Yang Wei.
As long as he brags like this, there must be ghosts.
He has seen a lot of people like this.
It's all bragging like this, thinking that you can get away with drunk driving.
Could it be that the police were used to food?
"I've already blown hard enough." Yang Wei explained with a smile.
"Did you brag like that? You bragged honestly, and you said you didn't drink, so hurry up and brag honestly." The fat policeman said with a serious face.
Leng Yan on the side also stared at Yang Wei, frowning slightly, her eyes were a little cold.
For some reason, she hated Yang Wei from the first time she saw him.
Well, just hate it.
Unspeakably disgusting.
Sometimes there is no reason to hate someone.
"Puff" "Puff..." Yang Wei took another two pouts, the movement was quite loud, but he must not have entered the breathalyzer.
When he was blowing, the corner of his mouth was blown out, and no emotion entered the blowpipe at all.
It would be a miracle to be able to test it out.
While blowing on the blowpipe, he looked at Leng Yan.
"I said, sir, can you be more serious? If you are not serious, don't blame us for enforcing the law according to the regulations." The fat policeman saw Yang Wei still like this, with an impatient expression on his face.
"Blow it to me, is there anyone like you? Are you drinking? Do you think we will let you go?" Leng Yan couldn't sit still anymore, stood up and said to Yang Wei coldly.
It was mainly because Yang Wei was staring at her, which made her feel very awkward.
Especially that kind of look, as wretched as it is.
Yang Wei explained solemnly: "Comrade police, it's not that I don't blow it up. It seems that your alcohol tester seems to be broken. I can't blow it. Otherwise, you can blow it up."
After speaking, Yang Wei handed the blowpipe to Leng Yan.
Leng Yan didn't think about it so much, picked up the blowpipe and blew it hard, the instrument was all normal, "There is no problem with the instrument at all, I think you did it on purpose, do you think we dare not do anything to you?"
After speaking, Leng Yan took out the handcuffs from her pocket, the meaning was obvious, you blow it, if you don't blow it, then I will handcuff you.
As long as your alcohol level exceeds the standard, see how I will deal with you.
Yang Wei took the blowpipe she had blown on, looked at her with squinted eyes, and blew hard.
This time it was real.
On the instrument, it shows normal conditions, and there is no alcohol at all.
"Comrade policeman, you see, I really didn't drink any bar. There was really something wrong with your equipment just now." Yang Wei laughed happily, "Fortunately, there is a beautiful woman, so your equipment is fine."
"I said Comrade Policewoman, I think your blowing posture is very graceful, I think you are also a master of blowing air?"
Although the current traffic law is to drive without drinking, and to drink without driving, once caught in violation of drunk driving, the fines will be fined and the driver's license will be confiscated, and the serious ones will be sentenced to prison.
Yang Wei is not afraid of this, even if he drank, it is impossible for the police to find out that he was driving while intoxicated.
Because as long as you exercise lightly, you can force the wine out.
He usually doesn't get drunk, because for the profession of mercenary, it is a high-risk profession. The opportunity is to live with your life pinned to your crotch, and you must stay sober at all times.
Only once did he get drunk, and that was the day the snake died.
He was really drunk that day, and he let himself get drunk, without using his inner strength to force the drink out.
Once he was shot trying to save her, and he survived.
But when she gets shot trying to save him, she dies.
Just thinking about it makes her feel infinite guilt...
He ordered two drinks at the bar, chatted with Red Fish for a while, and chatted with two lonely young women for a while, then he left.
After Yang Wei left, Hong Yu had a slightly sad expression on his face.
"Hound, when will you forget about the poisonous snake? It's time to forget." Red Fish said to himself.
While she was talking to herself, she suddenly saw a man coming in from the bar. After seeing the man's face clearly, her face changed drastically...
……
"Excuse me, sir, please stop."
When Yang Wei was about to get home, a van was parked at the intersection ahead, and several policemen in police uniforms were standing at the intersection.
Seeing Yang Wei coming, he stretched out his hand to signal Yang Wei to stop.
"Could it be a drunk driving investigation?" Yang Wei said to himself, and immediately activated his internal strength to expel the alcohol from his body.
He had nothing to do with the drink just now, so he didn't excrete the alcohol from his body. Now he has to get rid of the alcohol, otherwise he will be found out, and it will be a little troublesome.
"Come down quickly, check for drunk driving." A chubby policeman said a little unhappy when he saw Yang Wei stopped the car but didn't get down.
Yang Wei was in the process of arranging wine, and when he finished speaking, the wine was almost finished, "Comrade policeman, don't worry, the seat belt is a bit stuck."
Yang Wei pretended to be the owner of the seat belt card.
He opened the seat belt, got out of the car with a smile on his face, and said to the fat policeman, "Okay, comrade policeman, I'm coming down, you can rest assured, I'm a good citizen, I never drink while driving."
Hey, isn't that the policewoman Leng Yan who saw the big waves two days ago?
She is still so beautiful, and her figure is still so good, but the cold temperament revealed on her body is a bit repulsive.
"You said you didn't drink if you didn't drink. If you don't drink, blow two, and you will know if you drink or not." The fat policeman took out the alcohol tester and handed the blowpipe to Yang Wei. "It's nothing."
Fuck me, what you said, why do you think so evil?
Leng Yan also came over, looked at Yang Wei expressionlessly, frowned slightly, she recognized Yang Wei at once.
When Yang Wei saw Leng Yan looking at him, he suddenly thought of joking, "I'll brag, can't I brag about it?"
"Comrade policeman, when I was in school, I participated in a competition and won No. 1 in blowing flute." Yang Wei chatted nonsense while holding the blowpipe.
"Haha, what, you're a master blower." The fat policeman narrowed his eyes slightly, with a wretched smile on his face, and said to Yang Wei, "You're the only one who still plays blowers, haha..."
Blowing the word Xiao, the three male policemen suddenly thought of evil.
Yang Wei said with a serious face: "Really, if you don't believe me, I am really a master of blowing songs."
"Hurry up, don't talk about other topics." Leng Yan frowned and said coldly.
"Yes, hurry up and play. After blowing, you can play as much as you like when you go home. No one will care about you." Seeing Leng Yan speak, the fat policeman suppressed his smile and said to Yang Wei road.
And the two male policemen on the side, with wretched smiles on their faces, looked Yang Wei up and down.
He secretly thought in his heart, is this kid Nima a dick or an idiot.
It doesn't look like it. Why is such a good car driving so badly?
You are also a master of blowing Xiao, dammit, you blowing Xiao, you are evil when you think about it, um, it is very evil.
"Puff" "Puff" Yang Wei pretended to be blowing very hard, but the air didn't enter the blowpipe at all.
"I told you to be honest, you are the one who blows like this, be honest." The fat policeman saw Yang Wei like this, his expression changed, his voice raised a few times, and he said to Yang Wei.
As long as he brags like this, there must be ghosts.
He has seen a lot of people like this.
It's all bragging like this, thinking that you can get away with drunk driving.
Could it be that the police were used to food?
"I've already blown hard enough." Yang Wei explained with a smile.
"Did you brag like that? You bragged honestly, and you said you didn't drink, so hurry up and brag honestly." The fat policeman said with a serious face.
Leng Yan on the side also stared at Yang Wei, frowning slightly, her eyes were a little cold.
For some reason, she hated Yang Wei from the first time she saw him.
Well, just hate it.
Unspeakably disgusting.
Sometimes there is no reason to hate someone.
"Puff" "Puff..." Yang Wei took another two pouts, the movement was quite loud, but he must not have entered the breathalyzer.
When he was blowing, the corner of his mouth was blown out, and no emotion entered the blowpipe at all.
It would be a miracle to be able to test it out.
While blowing on the blowpipe, he looked at Leng Yan.
"I said, sir, can you be more serious? If you are not serious, don't blame us for enforcing the law according to the regulations." The fat policeman saw Yang Wei still like this, with an impatient expression on his face.
"Blow it to me, is there anyone like you? Are you drinking? Do you think we will let you go?" Leng Yan couldn't sit still anymore, stood up and said to Yang Wei coldly.
It was mainly because Yang Wei was staring at her, which made her feel very awkward.
Especially that kind of look, as wretched as it is.
Yang Wei explained solemnly: "Comrade police, it's not that I don't blow it up. It seems that your alcohol tester seems to be broken. I can't blow it. Otherwise, you can blow it up."
After speaking, Yang Wei handed the blowpipe to Leng Yan.
Leng Yan didn't think about it so much, picked up the blowpipe and blew it hard, the instrument was all normal, "There is no problem with the instrument at all, I think you did it on purpose, do you think we dare not do anything to you?"
After speaking, Leng Yan took out the handcuffs from her pocket, the meaning was obvious, you blow it, if you don't blow it, then I will handcuff you.
As long as your alcohol level exceeds the standard, see how I will deal with you.
Yang Wei took the blowpipe she had blown on, looked at her with squinted eyes, and blew hard.
This time it was real.
On the instrument, it shows normal conditions, and there is no alcohol at all.
"Comrade policeman, you see, I really didn't drink any bar. There was really something wrong with your equipment just now." Yang Wei laughed happily, "Fortunately, there is a beautiful woman, so your equipment is fine."
"I said Comrade Policewoman, I think your blowing posture is very graceful, I think you are also a master of blowing air?"
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