Huadu macho

Confession is lenient, resistance is strict.

Li Mengnan looked away from the eight bright red blow-molded characters on the old white wall, took a foot out of the flip-flops, scratched his calf that was itchy from the fan, and looked boredly at the man behind the desk. A heroic policewoman with a cold eyebrow.

The chest is straight and the buttocks are raised, and the face is also square. Although the stature of nearly 1.8 meters is a bit tall, the skin is a little darker, but with the upright and straight blue and black police uniform, it also reveals a different kind of wildness.

"I'll give you one last chance. If you take the initiative to confess now, you can still get leniency."

Wu Ansu straightened his body, leaned on the table with one hand, and leaned his upper body slightly forward. This is the secret taught by the veteran policeman in the bureau. It is said that this posture can give the opponent a certain sense of oppression during interrogation.

It's a pity that she met her opponent this time.

"Officer, do you know? Aunt Wang's family at the east end of our village said the same thing when she checked his man's small treasury, but Uncle Wang's death is miserable every time, very miserable."

Li Mengnan smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed like a cat basking in the sun.

"you!"

Wu Ansu jumped up against the crime, her plump chest trembling slightly under the police uniform.

A piece of paper that said "Stop Anger" was pushed from the side, and partner He Weigui shook his head slightly at her.

Wu Ansu suddenly realized that his emotions were being controlled by the guy in front of him, took a deep breath to suppress his anger, and picked up a pen and paper to take notes.

Seeing the notebook being cracked by Wu Ansu, the veteran policeman He Weigui couldn't help showing a wry smile.

This girl from the Wu family is good at everything, quick to do things, and beautiful, but she can't get rid of her bad temper and impatient nature. The superior didn't directly arrange for her to go to the criminal police team, but sent her to the grassroots for training, which was really prescient.

But having said that, as an old policeman with more than 20 years of police experience, He Weigui can be regarded as acquainted with countless people, such as thieves, hooligans, gangsters, and whoever gets into the police. I have never dared to play with the police unscrupulously like the boy in front of me.

Not to say never, but this kind of person is either a righteous person with lofty ideals, or a calm and cunning villain.

But this boy is obviously not related to either.

He Weigui can only think that this person is born with relatively rough nerves.

"In that case, let's follow the procedure."

He Weigui lit a cigarette and raised his hand to signal Wu Ansu to take notes.

"Name?"

"Li Mengnan."

"Macho?"

Even though she knew it should be a homonym, Wu Ansu was stunned by this weird name, and subconsciously looked at Li Mengnan in front of her a few more times.

He has an ordinary public face, medium-length hair that can't be seen in the hairstyle, and a figure of almost 1.7 meters [-] can barely be regarded as a standard, but it is not strong at all.A T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops and summer suit that may not add up to a hundred yuan is no different from a young man drinking beer and bragging in a food stall at night.

Feeling the strange look in Wu Ansu's eyes, Li Mengnan smiled indifferently, he was used to this kind of misunderstanding.

"A hunk depends on what's inside."

"Bah! Hooligan!" Wu Ansu's expression turned cold.

Li Mengnan picked up the cigarette case on the table familiarly, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. After getting permission from He Weigui, he lit it with a lighter, and said: "Meng in Mongolia, Nan in the south. My home is in a village in the south of Mongolia." Small village, my grandfather named it this way to save trouble."

"age?"

"There are still two months and exactly twenty."

"Profession?"

"student."

"I don't think so?" Wu Ansu suddenly put down his pen and smiled coldly.

"Of course, strictly speaking, being a student is really not a profession, so you can also think that I am a juggler, inherited from my ancestors."

Li Mengnan grinned, showed the half-smoked cigarette in front of Wu Ansu and He Weigui, and suddenly pressed the sparkling end in the middle of his palm.

"what are you doing!"

Wu Ansu was startled, she had heard that some "hob meat" would deliberately self-mutilate to frame the police for using violence to extract a confession, she immediately swung two long legs and flew over the writing desk, tightly clasping Li Mengnan's wrist .

"Relax, officer, you're going to scare me with such a start..."

Li Mengnan spread out his palms and shook them towards Wu Ansu, there was no trace of burns on his smooth palms, even the half-smoked cigarette was gone.

"Very good magic."

He Weigui clapped his hands a few times. As an old policeman who is still fighting on the front line of anti-grabbing, he has seen many tricks in his sleeves. only one.

"I prefer to call this kind of insignificant blindfold trick a trick. Magic, a high-end and high-end name, is actually a group of foreign devils bluffing people and defrauding money..."

Li Mengnan suddenly raised his hand and scratched the void behind Wu Ansu's ear, the cigarette was held in his hand again, and the bright sparks did not even go out.

Li Mengnan took a deep breath with the cigarette in his mouth, and said with a slightly surprised expression: "Well, officer, are you still a virgin? This kind of pure body fragrance that has been brewing for more than 20 years is rare now... But having said that, 25 You are still a virgin at the age of six, police officer, you are tragic enough, or your boyfriends are tragic enough."

"shut up!"

Wu Ansu blushed instantly, and angrily grabbed Li Mengnan by the collar.

"Xiao Su! Pay attention to discipline!"

"Uncle He, but look at him..."

Under He Weigui's stern reprimand, Wu Ansu let go of Li Mengnan's collar unwillingly, returned to the writing desk with a puffy face and kept casting vicious glances at him.

He Weigui shook his head with a helpless wry smile. Although this Li Mengnan was as cheap as he could be, he really hit Wu Ansu's sore spot.

The old leader's only daughter has devoted herself to her studies since her father's accidental death. After studying in the police academy for four years, she made herself look like a boy. Later, someone introduced her to several girls who were quite qualified in all aspects. Nice guys, but without exception they all fell through because they couldn't stand her fiery personality and workaholic habits, and one of them was even broken by her for a little over-the-top intimacy.

Ever since, the name of the "Mother Tyrannosaurus" in the police force spread like wildfire, and no one dared to introduce her boyfriend to Wu Ansu ever since.

Although a beautiful woman is good, she must die...

Wu Ansu suppressed his anger, took out a tin milk powder can with a lock from the luggage piled on the table and put it on the table, with the trademark side facing Li Mengnan.

"Okay, let's get down to business...can you tell me what's in this jar? You're not going to tell me you're still drinking baby formula at 20?"

Staring at the smiling baby face on the milk powder can for a few seconds, Li Mengnan rubbed his hand with a cigarette on his scalp, looked at Wu Ansu seriously and said, "Officer, I wonder if you have heard that Orientals generally There is a constitution called lactose intolerance?"

"Don't sneak up on me! I'm not asking you what milk powder you drink! I'm asking you, why is there milk powder in your luggage?"

"Huh? Do the police still care how old people are weaned?" Li Mengnan looked surprised.

Wu Ansu's lungs were about to explode with anger. This was the first time she had encountered such a difficult guy. If the police force hadn't been disciplined, she would have just pulled out a gun and killed him.

He Weigui coughed lightly to remind Wu Ansu to calm down again, picked up the teacup and blew away the floating tea leaves, and said calmly: "It is your right to bring what you drink, but it is also the duty of our police to maintain social stability and protect the lives and property of citizens. ... We now suspect that you are carrying contraband and need to check your personal items, and hope you can cooperate with our work."

"The old comrade is reliable. If I had said so earlier, I would have cooperated." Li Mengnan shrugged indifferently, and while taking out the key, he did not forget to shake his eyebrows provocatively at Wu Ansu opposite.

Wu Ansu gritted her teeth tightly, and the gel pen used for recording was almost crushed.

Grandma, I can bear it!If there is no problem with the milk powder, that's fine. If something is wrong, you will die in an ugly way!

Open the lock and open the cover.

Wu Ansu couldn't wait to grab the milk powder can, her beautiful Danfeng eyes lit up, and the corners of her mouth could not help but curl up in a proud arc.

A can full of off-white powdery substance, but clearly not powdered milk.

Wu Ansu patted the milk powder can, and asked sharply, "Li Mengnan, what is this?"

Li Mengnan didn't panic at all, he grinned calmly and said, "Don't you know the police officer?"

"Hmph! It seems that you will stop crying when you see the coffin!"

Wu Ansu picked up a little powder from the milk powder can with her slender oval little fingertip, put it in her mouth and tasted it, the indescribably strange taste and harsh taste made her frown.

"This thing seems familiar." He Weigui peeked inside, thoughtfully.

"That's right... these are my grandfather's ashes, which were cremated recently." Li Mengnan nodded seriously.

vomit--!

Wu Ansu's pretty face changed several colors in an instant, and suddenly covered her mouth and ran out of the interrogation room, before even closing the door, she could vaguely hear the sound of vomiting from outside the corridor.

"Old comrade, you have seen it all. Don't blame me for this matter... This is called preconception, isn't it?" Li Mengnan spread his hands regretfully, looking quite innocent.

"Then why didn't you stop her just now?" He Weigui said angrily and funny.

Li Mengnan knocked the slippers on his feet a few times, picked up a cigarette again and put it in his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and said disapprovingly: "My grandfather is an old bachelor, except for occasionally peeking at some widows in the village taking a bath, he has never really touched it in his life. I can't help him with a woman before I'm alive, but after I die, I can let him have a tongue kiss with a beautiful woman, it's my last act of filial piety for him..."

puff--!

He Weigui, who was drinking tea, sprayed all over the floor.

"Okay, classmate, you can go. It seems that this time it was just a misunderstanding." He Weigui didn't dare to keep this fairy anymore, God knows what troubles will happen if he stays.

"Wait!" Wu Ansu leaned against the door frame of the interrogation room with his face turned blue from vomiting, as if still unwilling to give up, walked to He Weigui and whispered: "Uncle He, I still feel that this matter is very strange, how about Take this box of...things for an ingredient test?"

He Weigui took a sip of tea from his cup, patted Wu Ansu's shoulder comfortingly with his big thick hands, and said earnestly, "Xiao Su, I understand your eagerness to show your father meritorious deeds, but haste is a waste of time." No way! We are on the eastern coast, not the southwestern border, so it’s so easy for a grassroots policeman like us to encounter such a big drug case?"

"But……"

He Weigui watched Wu Ansu grow up, so of course he knew that she was just being angry now, and said with a smile: "Forget it, there are a lot of people with eccentricities these days, didn't you see a blow-up doll wrapped up like that last time?" Carrying around like a dead body? I checked that kid’s luggage, and there is an admission letter from Donghai University in it. It seems that he is just a freshman who came to report.”

"But Uncle He...look at him!"

Seeing Wu Ansu's face flushed red with anger, He Weigui turned his head in doubt, only to find that Li Mengnan was still standing there with his luggage.

"Why don't you leave? Didn't I say I'm fine?" He Weigui asked strangely.

"I don't know the way!" Li Mengnan looked innocent, "I was supposed to take the school bus to pick up the freshmen, but before I got out of the train station, I was brought here by your detours. I'm not a local. How do you know how to go?"

He Weigui patted his forehead, he really forgot about it.

"You don't know how to call a taxi? What's that under your nose? A display?" Wu Ansu saw Li Mengnan's despicable appearance and got angry, and retorted unceremoniously.

"Why!" Li Mengnan stopped working immediately, jumping up like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, "Why should the people bear the loss of property of the people caused by your mistakes in work?"

He Weigui covered his face again, this big hat was put on for the people, this kid is invulnerable to water, fire, oil, salt and thieves.

"Then what do you want?" Wu Ansu originally wanted to say that it would be a big deal that I would pay you the fare, but felt that it would be too embarrassing to be so submissive, so he swallowed the rest of the sentence.

Li Mengnan asked He Weigui for another cigarette, puffed out the smoke ring and thought for a moment, "I remember that the police seem to have a job, which is to send lost children and old grandmas home..."

"Li Mengnan! Don't push me too hard!"