Huadu macho
Chapter 13 Let My Wish Come True, God of Soy Sauce
As an emerging tourist city, after the municipal infrastructure in recent years, Sanshan City has gradually transformed from an unknown third-tier town with a dirty and messy environment to a brand new and beautiful city. The appearance alone has even begun to take shape. The prototype of a modern metropolis.
Even the locals in Sanshan City are often amazed at the speed of change that is almost the same as a day, just like a well-dressed girl showing her most beautiful side to everyone around her.
Invite three or five friends to drink draft beer around the table and talk about Dashan. It can be said that it is the mainstream summer nightlife of Sanshan people. As a concentration of street food stalls, the square night market will become extremely hot when night falls. You can’t find it in line. Location is also a common thing.
Of course, there are naturally many conflicts that occur every day because of similar incidents.
All motor vehicles are prohibited in the night market. Wu Ansu parked the police car in a parking space on the nearby roadside, took off his police uniform jacket and changed into a white short-sleeved hooded sweater.
Ordinary people have a natural sense of fear in the face of state and public authorities, and they often flatter them. Wu Ansu usually changes into casual clothes after get off work, so as not to attract criticism and affect the image of the police.
Before wearing the old-fashioned police uniform, he didn't think much of it. After changing into casual clothes, Li Mengnan suddenly realized that Wu Ansu's figure was quite good.
With a height of 1.7 meters, she has a pair of super long beautiful legs like a model. They are straight and slender without a trace of fat. The wild explosive power and the faint two abdominal muscle lines are even more sexy.
Such a wild horse-like woman is the most likely to arouse a man's desire to conquer. Coupled with the police status representing the state's public authority, conquering such a woman can definitely satisfy the sinful desire and rebellious mentality hidden in a man's heart to the greatest extent. No wonder Nanlihe's little boy is determined to win Wu Ansu.
Li Mengnan didn't hide his gaze at all, Wu Ansu couldn't help but feel a little bit on his back, glared at him fiercely and said, "What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I'll goug out your eyes?"
"Don't dare to force the police officer to drive, the little one will do it himself!"
Li Mengnan smiled, raised his hand to touch his face, and suddenly poked his index finger and middle finger into the socket of his right eye, blood flowed from half of his cheek, and when he raised his head, there was only a dark hole left in his right eye, a blood The dripping eyeballs were held in the palm of his hand and held in front of Wu Ansu.
"what--!"
Rao Wu Ansu had seen many murder scenes, but he had never seen such a bloody and horrific scene. He was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground.
"Li Mengnan! You..."
Wu Ansu took a deep breath, calmed down and looked carefully, Li Mengnan folded his arms with a smirk on his face, his eyes were very bright, how could there be any signs of injury?
Needless to say, I was tricked by his tricks again...
"Armed police officer, my eyes were also gouged out, can I continue to look at it now?" Li Mengnan was very persistent.
"You... whatever you want."
Wu Ansu waved his hand weakly, she could see that if this Li Mengnan was focused on doing something, even if the sky fell, he could find a pillar to support it first, and then die together when he was done.
The food stalls in the square night market are mainly barbecues, but there are also many special snacks mixed in them. Wu Ansu is quite familiar with this place. He led Li Mengnan all the way through the narrow passageway that hardly existed between the stalls, and came to a slightly In front of a remote food stall.
A pedal tricycle whose paint is so faded that the original color can hardly be seen, a frying pan on a tin stove, a few folding tables and chairs, and some bottles and cans make up the entire food stall.
Although simple, it is also clean.
"Boss, here are two!" Wu Ansu dragged two horses with ease, and greeted the boss politely.
The stall owner is a middle-aged woman in her forties with simple clothes. The hard work of life has carved deeper traces of time on her face than ordinary people, but the beautiful appearance of her youth can be vaguely seen in her eyebrows and eyes.
"Slow use."
This middle-aged woman seemed to be not good at words, and she was not as familiar as ordinary food stall owners who could chat with anyone. She put down two small plates and left silently.
Li Mengnan had done his homework when he arrived, and he knew that the jelly-shaped milky white cubes with sesame sauce, shrimp oil, garlic and other condiments are called "braised dumplings", which is a well-known local traditional snack in Sanshan City.
Of course, it's also cheap.
Chewing the stew with relish, Li Mengnan said vaguely: "Armed police officer, you treat me to this after running for dozens of miles? Is it enough for the round-trip gasoline?"
"If you have something to eat, you can't stop your broken mouth? Eat it quickly, and I'll send you back after eating!"
Wu Ansu suddenly regretted taking Li Mengnan out for supper. She would be blinded by Li Mengnan's pitiful humanity, and forget the unreliable youthful nature of this guy.
Li Mengnan was really obedient this time, he buried his head and tried his best to wipe out the plate of stew that belonged to him, until he licked the bottom of the plate, and then looked at Wu Ansu's plate of stew that had barely moved.
"If you want to eat, you can ask for it yourself."
Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily. Although she always opposed extravagance and waste, it was disgusting to let a man eat her leftovers.
Li Mengnan turned his head to look at the few customers who were still waiting in line in front of the stall, and suddenly picked up the soy sauce pot on the table, quickly wiped it back and forth with his fingers, and muttered:
"God of soy sauce, please grant me one wish - I also want a plate of stewed rice... ボリムリッ!"
puff--!
Several customers sitting next to me burst out laughing on the spot, and a little girl who looked like a junior high school student even laughed so hard that she could hardly stand up straight while covering her stomach.
Wu Ansu covered his face with his hands speechlessly, expressing that he didn't know this psychopath.
The middle-aged woman stall owner was also amused, and handed a plate of stew to the customer in front of her, and said softly: "Little brother, if you don't have enough money, I will give you a plate later."
"That's right, don't bother with the soy sauce pot, it's not Aladdin's magic lamp..." Several lively customers around also booed.
Li Mengnan held the pot of soy sauce stubbornly, and the old god said: "The so-called one flower, one world, one leaf, one bodhi. How can you be sure that there is no god living in this soy sauce pot? Do you understand if you are sincere?"
"Big brother, since your heart is so sincere, why doesn't your soy sauce god respond to you?" The little girl who looked like a junior high school student asked with a smile.
Li Mengnan stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then said with an extremely serious expression: "I think I may have recited the wrong spell..."
"Okay, stop playing tricks."
Wu Ansu was about to pull Li Mengnan to sit down when he suddenly saw Li Mengnan holding up the soy sauce pot and shouting, "The black chemical fertilizer turns black and gray, the chemical fertilizer turns gray and black, the fertilizer turns black and doesn't turn gray, the fertilizer turns gray and doesn't turn black—!"
Immediately, the other hand picked up the plate in front of him and slammed it on the table. The empty plate was suddenly full of stews right under everyone's noses!
Even the locals in Sanshan City are often amazed at the speed of change that is almost the same as a day, just like a well-dressed girl showing her most beautiful side to everyone around her.
Invite three or five friends to drink draft beer around the table and talk about Dashan. It can be said that it is the mainstream summer nightlife of Sanshan people. As a concentration of street food stalls, the square night market will become extremely hot when night falls. You can’t find it in line. Location is also a common thing.
Of course, there are naturally many conflicts that occur every day because of similar incidents.
All motor vehicles are prohibited in the night market. Wu Ansu parked the police car in a parking space on the nearby roadside, took off his police uniform jacket and changed into a white short-sleeved hooded sweater.
Ordinary people have a natural sense of fear in the face of state and public authorities, and they often flatter them. Wu Ansu usually changes into casual clothes after get off work, so as not to attract criticism and affect the image of the police.
Before wearing the old-fashioned police uniform, he didn't think much of it. After changing into casual clothes, Li Mengnan suddenly realized that Wu Ansu's figure was quite good.
With a height of 1.7 meters, she has a pair of super long beautiful legs like a model. They are straight and slender without a trace of fat. The wild explosive power and the faint two abdominal muscle lines are even more sexy.
Such a wild horse-like woman is the most likely to arouse a man's desire to conquer. Coupled with the police status representing the state's public authority, conquering such a woman can definitely satisfy the sinful desire and rebellious mentality hidden in a man's heart to the greatest extent. No wonder Nanlihe's little boy is determined to win Wu Ansu.
Li Mengnan didn't hide his gaze at all, Wu Ansu couldn't help but feel a little bit on his back, glared at him fiercely and said, "What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I'll goug out your eyes?"
"Don't dare to force the police officer to drive, the little one will do it himself!"
Li Mengnan smiled, raised his hand to touch his face, and suddenly poked his index finger and middle finger into the socket of his right eye, blood flowed from half of his cheek, and when he raised his head, there was only a dark hole left in his right eye, a blood The dripping eyeballs were held in the palm of his hand and held in front of Wu Ansu.
"what--!"
Rao Wu Ansu had seen many murder scenes, but he had never seen such a bloody and horrific scene. He was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground.
"Li Mengnan! You..."
Wu Ansu took a deep breath, calmed down and looked carefully, Li Mengnan folded his arms with a smirk on his face, his eyes were very bright, how could there be any signs of injury?
Needless to say, I was tricked by his tricks again...
"Armed police officer, my eyes were also gouged out, can I continue to look at it now?" Li Mengnan was very persistent.
"You... whatever you want."
Wu Ansu waved his hand weakly, she could see that if this Li Mengnan was focused on doing something, even if the sky fell, he could find a pillar to support it first, and then die together when he was done.
The food stalls in the square night market are mainly barbecues, but there are also many special snacks mixed in them. Wu Ansu is quite familiar with this place. He led Li Mengnan all the way through the narrow passageway that hardly existed between the stalls, and came to a slightly In front of a remote food stall.
A pedal tricycle whose paint is so faded that the original color can hardly be seen, a frying pan on a tin stove, a few folding tables and chairs, and some bottles and cans make up the entire food stall.
Although simple, it is also clean.
"Boss, here are two!" Wu Ansu dragged two horses with ease, and greeted the boss politely.
The stall owner is a middle-aged woman in her forties with simple clothes. The hard work of life has carved deeper traces of time on her face than ordinary people, but the beautiful appearance of her youth can be vaguely seen in her eyebrows and eyes.
"Slow use."
This middle-aged woman seemed to be not good at words, and she was not as familiar as ordinary food stall owners who could chat with anyone. She put down two small plates and left silently.
Li Mengnan had done his homework when he arrived, and he knew that the jelly-shaped milky white cubes with sesame sauce, shrimp oil, garlic and other condiments are called "braised dumplings", which is a well-known local traditional snack in Sanshan City.
Of course, it's also cheap.
Chewing the stew with relish, Li Mengnan said vaguely: "Armed police officer, you treat me to this after running for dozens of miles? Is it enough for the round-trip gasoline?"
"If you have something to eat, you can't stop your broken mouth? Eat it quickly, and I'll send you back after eating!"
Wu Ansu suddenly regretted taking Li Mengnan out for supper. She would be blinded by Li Mengnan's pitiful humanity, and forget the unreliable youthful nature of this guy.
Li Mengnan was really obedient this time, he buried his head and tried his best to wipe out the plate of stew that belonged to him, until he licked the bottom of the plate, and then looked at Wu Ansu's plate of stew that had barely moved.
"If you want to eat, you can ask for it yourself."
Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily. Although she always opposed extravagance and waste, it was disgusting to let a man eat her leftovers.
Li Mengnan turned his head to look at the few customers who were still waiting in line in front of the stall, and suddenly picked up the soy sauce pot on the table, quickly wiped it back and forth with his fingers, and muttered:
"God of soy sauce, please grant me one wish - I also want a plate of stewed rice... ボリムリッ!"
puff--!
Several customers sitting next to me burst out laughing on the spot, and a little girl who looked like a junior high school student even laughed so hard that she could hardly stand up straight while covering her stomach.
Wu Ansu covered his face with his hands speechlessly, expressing that he didn't know this psychopath.
The middle-aged woman stall owner was also amused, and handed a plate of stew to the customer in front of her, and said softly: "Little brother, if you don't have enough money, I will give you a plate later."
"That's right, don't bother with the soy sauce pot, it's not Aladdin's magic lamp..." Several lively customers around also booed.
Li Mengnan held the pot of soy sauce stubbornly, and the old god said: "The so-called one flower, one world, one leaf, one bodhi. How can you be sure that there is no god living in this soy sauce pot? Do you understand if you are sincere?"
"Big brother, since your heart is so sincere, why doesn't your soy sauce god respond to you?" The little girl who looked like a junior high school student asked with a smile.
Li Mengnan stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then said with an extremely serious expression: "I think I may have recited the wrong spell..."
"Okay, stop playing tricks."
Wu Ansu was about to pull Li Mengnan to sit down when he suddenly saw Li Mengnan holding up the soy sauce pot and shouting, "The black chemical fertilizer turns black and gray, the chemical fertilizer turns gray and black, the fertilizer turns black and doesn't turn gray, the fertilizer turns gray and doesn't turn black—!"
Immediately, the other hand picked up the plate in front of him and slammed it on the table. The empty plate was suddenly full of stews right under everyone's noses!
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