Huadu macho

"Sister, can we discuss something?"

Li Mengnan squatted on the cement steps next to the food stall with a smile on his face, his line of sight was just at the same level as that of the female stall owner.

The so-called "cheap face" is just Wu Ansu's wishful thinking and personal perception. In fact, although Li Mengnan can't be called cute, he is definitely above the standard level of ordinary male appearance, and he even smiles a bit honestly The plain truth... It's no exaggeration to say that he almost had the words "I'm a good person" written on his face.

The female stall owner wiped the sweat off her forehead from the heat, and said politely: "Well, big brother, tell me..."

"Sister, do you think my face is clean?"

Not far away, Wu Ansu covered his face again and was speechless, and Li Mengnan started to play tricks again.

The female stall owner was stunned, not knowing what Li Mengnan's nonsensical words meant, but she was not impatient, and smiled kindly: "It's pretty clean, nothing dirty."

"But my pocket is cleaner than my face."

As he said that, as if to prove his words, Li Mengnan took out the inner linings of the few pockets he could see on his body, shaking pitifully in the wind like a few small white flags.

The hostess of the stall was quite nice, she didn't show any disgust, she smiled slightly and said, "Brother didn't bring any money, did he? It's okay, it sounds like you have a foreign accent, it's your first time in Sanshan City, right? I'll treat you as a big sister to invite you." food."

Li Mengnan waved his hand and said righteously: "Sister, you have misunderstood. Look at my good face, do you look like a person who eats the king's meal and doesn't give money?"

"Uh……"

After all, the female stall owner was not Wu Ansu, and she was not used to Li Mengnan's sudden speech, so she didn't know how to continue.

"Or else it will be like this." Li Mengnan shook the floral tablecloth in front of the female stall owner, and said seriously: "I have a family heirloom cornucopia here, and I will lend you a night, big sister, to pay for our money. .”

The female stall owner was completely confused, and waved her hands again and again: "Brother, you don't have to do this, it's just a matter of a few dollars..."

"Boss, this little brother's money is mine!"

Several diners who had seen Li Mengnan's "God of Soy Sauce" trick thought that Li Mengnan really didn't bring any money, so they hurriedly spoke out to help him out.

"Okay, Li Mengnan, stop playing, let's go."

Wu Ansu had never had the experience of not giving money for meals, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and while taking money out of his pocket, he went forward to pull Li Mengnan.

Unexpectedly, when I reached out to touch it, I found nothing. The wallet in my pocket disappeared at some point!

At the same time, Li Mengnan has already moved a mat and sat next to the food stall, looking like an old god, with the two-foot-square tablecloth under his feet, and four broken bricks to press the four corners of the tablecloth to prevent being caught. The night wind blows away.

If there is a big gossip picture on it, the whole is a charlatan who walks the streets to tell fortunes and look at Fengshui.

The little girl from junior high school hadn't left after eating the braised dumplings. Seeing Li Mengnan put on such a posture, she suddenly became interested and stepped forward and said, "Big brother, this is just a piece of cloth. Where is your cornucopia?"

Li Mengnan hesitated for a moment, probably also felt that the cloth did not look like a basin, so he picked up the soy sauce pot on the table next to him and poured a black circle on the light-colored tablecloth.

Didn't run away, a proper cornucopia.

Several customers nearby were laughing, and the little girl couldn't help laughing, she knelt down and asked, "Brother, your soy sauce god is too omnipotent, right? It's become a cornucopia after a while..."

"Sturdy gods don't need an explanation." Li Mengnan expressed his calmness.

"Big brother, you're really interesting." The little girl smiled sweetly, a protruding little canine tooth was exposed at the corner of her mouth, which was a bit cute like a little sister of the Lin family, "Then what's the use of this cornucopia of yours?"

"Swallow silver and spit gold."

"Swallow money and spit gold?"

"You try throwing some money in it." Li Mengnan reminded.

The little Huya girl took out a five-yuan note from her pink wallet, and was about to throw it into the circle when Li Mengnan raised her hand to stop it.

"What's wrong?" Huya's little girl asked in a daze.

"I declare in advance that once this money is swallowed by my cornucopia, I won't be able to get it back. Don't cry when the time comes."

"It's okay, it's only five yuan."

The little Huya girl shook her head nonchalantly, and casually placed the five-yuan note in the circle in front of her.

After standing still for a few seconds, the lavender banknotes were still in place, and the little Huya girl couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

"This cornucopia recognizes life, and I will only eat it if I feed it."

Li Mengnan bent down slightly, stretched out his right index finger and middle finger to tap on the banknote twice, and when he raised his hand again, the banknote was gone.

"It's amazing!" The little Huya girl couldn't help covering her mouth and screaming.

Of course, she would not be so stupid as to believe that the five yuan was really swallowed by the so-called "cornucopia". It was obvious that Li Mengnan used some means to transfer it away, and it was probably hidden somewhere on Li Mengnan's body.

But the problem is, she didn't understand at all how Li Mengnan transferred the five-yuan note, which was more than ten centimeters long, in such a close distance. A short-sleeved T-shirt with most of the arms exposed, there is no possibility of hiding money in the sleeves.

The little Huya girl seemed a little unbelieving, and took out another ten-yuan bill to throw in it, but a fat customer beside her threw in a one-yuan coin first.

Li Mengnan reached out and knocked on the coin. After the coin disappeared for a few seconds, it suddenly popped out of the circle out of thin air, and immediately startled the little Huya girl who was watching the movement of Li Mengnan's hand.

"I'm sorry, it said this thing is too hard, and it's a bit toothache." Li Mengnan raised his head and glanced at the fat man, and said calmly.

It is said to be a "cornucopia", but all the onlookers know that Li Mengnan's actions at the moment are closer to street performances, and the money lost is equivalent to a reward for watching magic tricks.

These days, beggars are paid one yuan. No matter what, people rely on their own craftsmanship to eat. It is better not to pay this money. It is no different from face-to-face slapping.

Seeing the contemptuous looks from the people around him, the fat man also felt a little embarrassed, threw down ten yuan in a hurry, and squeezed out of the crowd with a blushing face without even looking at the result.

There are quite a few customers who come to the food stall to eat stewed dumplings. Many of them are seeing this kind of street magic performance for the first time. Out of curiosity, some people will throw a few banknotes into the circle from time to time to experience this almost supernatural phenomenon for themselves. the magic.

Wu Ansu lost his wallet, and he was too embarrassed to eat Bawang’s meal, so he could only sit patiently and wait for Li Mengnan to make money from performing arts. He thought that Li Mengnan would leave after earning enough food money. Hour.