Huadu macho

"Hey! Armed police officer, it's been like three autumns since we haven't seen each other for another day?"

Li Mengnan knew that it was Wu Ansu's call even without looking at the caller ID. This ringtone full of vile humor was specially set for Wu Ansu exclusively by him.

"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu already knew that Li Mengnan had such a mean-spirited nature, so he wasn't angry, and he could hear some faint laughter on the other end of the phone, "Don't tell me those useless things Nonsense, let me ask you, do you have time recently?"

"Yo ho? Armed police officer, you..."

"If you dare to say that I want to find you on a date, I will kill you..."

Li Mengnan couldn't help laughing, it was only a night of seeing each other, Wu Ansu's IQ is obviously good, people are indeed animals that are born in sorrow and die in peace.

"Okay, what do you want from me?" Li Mengnan knew Wu Ansu's character, she would never call for personal matters during working hours.

"That's right. Do you still remember the little girl Xiao Baoer from yesterday?"

"Xiaoqiang?" Immediately, Li Mengnan's delicate face with all blood loss appeared in Li Mengnan's mind, "Is she alright?"

"Huh? You already know?" Wu Ansu was also stunned, as if she didn't say anything.

"I guess, armed police officer, you always think about what the masses think, and worry about what the masses want. If Xiaoqiang really couldn't be rescued, your tone of voice might have been like a eulogy..."

"If you don't feel sick for a day, I can die, right?"

Wu Ansu was so flattered by Li Mengnan that her whole body got goosebumps. It was the first time she discovered that the effect of good words from different people can be so different.

Interrupted by Li Mengnan, she almost forgot to talk about the business, and said: "Xiao Baoer was out of danger last night, and her sister called me this morning, saying that their family would like to invite you, a brave hero, to dinner. Thank you in person."

Wu Ansu seemed to be still remembering Li Mengnan's hatred of her just now, and when he mentioned the word "big hero", he also had a strange ambiguity.

"A statement in advance...I didn't say what happened to you. My colleagues were all there at the time, so I can ask any questions." Wu Ansu suddenly remembered the agreement, and hurriedly explained.

"Don't be so nervous, I deleted that video a long time ago."

Li Mengnan could probably guess Wu Ansu's uneasy expression at the moment, and grinned endlessly.

"Armed police officer, please help me go back to Xiaoqiang's family, just say-you see that the domestic economic construction task is so heavy during this period, and foreign countries are not stopping, the United States is blowing strong winds, the little devil is causing an earthquake, and the Indian third son is being caught while driving. Hundreds of people died from the heat, and the brains of the African black sorghum were blown out. I really don’t have time, and I appreciate their kindness.”

Li Mengnan rescued Xiao Baoer entirely out of the habit of accumulating merits and virtues over the years, he had already got what he wanted, did the family members express that he didn't mind.

"Well, anyway, I have notified you, whether you go or not is your own business." Wu Ansu didn't care.

……

The next few days are still the reporting period, and every day is so busy that it hurts. Only Wang Xiaosi came to send a few notices from the department, which are roughly related to the upcoming military training arrangements.

Having nothing to do, Li Mengnan checked the map and started a carpet-like expedition with his dormitory building as the center. He visited every corner within a radius of hundreds of meters, and even used a notebook for some special terrains. Highlighted.

Unfamiliar surroundings are the magician's greatest enemy.

During this period, Li Mengnan also met three other roommates in dormitory 302 one after another.

Gao Dingtian, a big man from Northeast China from the northernmost black province of China, majored in physical training in the College of Physical Education, special enrollment in basketball, 205 cm tall, and even the bed was individually customized.

It is worth mentioning that this guy is the product of a foreign-related marriage. His mother is Ukrainian and Belarusian, so this guy has obvious mixed-race characteristics. If it is not for his terrifying height, he can definitely be regarded as a high-quality sportsman.

Zhao Yingjun, from Sichuan Province, majored in Japanese at the School of Foreign Languages.The name is handsome, but he is actually just a fat man with single eyelids and two soft beards. His height barely exceeds Li Mengnan's shoulders, probably less than 1.6 meters.

Li Mengnan didn't ask for the exact number, height and length have always been sensitive points for men, he is already sad enough, so don't poke a knife in his wound.

Liang Sanbo, a native of Sanshan City, majored in oil painting at the Academy of Art.The appearance can barely be called handsome, with long hair and shawls, and always has a bitter and bitter expression on his face, but he personally prefers to think that it is a kind of melancholy of a mature man.

As for his strange name, which can turn into a butterfly and rise to the sky at almost any time, it means the three life struggles of the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and the national examination. It is said that his family has always hoped that he can be a civil servant and have a solid job.

The four of them are young people in their twenties, there are no rich second-generation people who make people envious and jealous, and there are no 2B youths who release maps and cannons to provoke hatred. After a few nights of lively sleep chats, the four young people quickly got to know each other. When they get together, calling them brothers and sisters is short of beheading chicken heads and burning yellow paper.

Gao Dingtian, who is the biggest and also the youngest, said, this is not going to work. In the Northeast of our country, it is such a big thing that you have to buy two bottles.

Liang Sanbo, who was tentatively assumed to be the head of the dormitory and also the boss, immediately said that the pressure of two bottles was not too much, and it would take two catties anyway.

Li Mengnan couldn't help gasping for such a god-like dialogue. The junior high school physics of these two people was definitely taught by the physical education teacher.

That night, all the people in dormitory 302, under the leadership of Liang Sanbo, the head of the dormitory who offered to be the host, rushed to the food street outside the school.

Glasses of cold beer were poured down one after another as if they didn't need money, and empty wine bottles were also scattered all over the dining table.

Liang Sanbo, who had a lot of alcohol, was blushing, hooked Zhao Yingjun's neck with his left hand, patted Gao Dingtian's thigh with his right hand, and held "Yellow Crane Tower 1916" contributed by Li Mengnan in his mouth, commenting on the distribution and measurements of beauties in various colleges index.

The chubby Zhao Yingjun, whose eyes were obviously straightened, began to run the train with his mouth full, and with a rather poor drink, he pulled a shirtless buddy next to him to talk about international anti-terrorism issues.

Gao Dingtian is a real man, he doesn't interrupt easily, he just keeps his head down drinking, and the wine bottles in front of him are more piled up than the other three combined.

Although Li Mengnan is a smoker, he is not an alcoholic. He has always been insensitive to alcohol, which can paralyze the senses and slow down the reaction speed.

Therefore, except for the first glass of wine that was actually drunk into the stomach, the next dozen glasses were all quietly poured out by stealing the beam - this kind of trick is easier for a magician than drinking directly.

It was getting late, and when Li Mengnan was thinking about whether to go and settle the bill first, he accidentally discovered that an acquaintance was sitting at another dining table not far away.

Egg pain brother. "Hey! Armed police officer, it's been like three autumns since we haven't seen each other for another day?"

Li Mengnan knew that it was Wu Ansu's call even without looking at the caller ID. This ringtone full of vile humor was specially set for Wu Ansu exclusively by him.

"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu already knew that Li Mengnan had such a mean-spirited nature, so he wasn't angry, and he could hear some faint laughter on the other end of the phone, "Don't tell me those useless things Nonsense, let me ask you, do you have time recently?"

"Yo ho? Armed police officer, you..."

"If you dare to say that I want to find you on a date, I will kill you..."

Li Mengnan couldn't help laughing, it was only a night of seeing each other, Wu Ansu's IQ is obviously good, people are indeed animals that are born in sorrow and die in peace.

"Okay, what do you want from me?" Li Mengnan knew Wu Ansu's character, she would never call for personal matters during working hours.

"That's right. Do you still remember the little girl Xiao Baoer from yesterday?"

"Xiaoqiang?" Immediately, Li Mengnan's delicate face with all blood loss appeared in Li Mengnan's mind, "Is she alright?"

"Huh? You already know?" Wu Ansu was also stunned, as if she didn't say anything.

"I guess, armed police officer, you always think about what the masses think, and worry about what the masses want. If Xiaoqiang really couldn't be rescued, your tone of voice might have been like a eulogy..."

"If you don't feel sick for a day, I can die, right?"

Wu Ansu was so flattered by Li Mengnan that her whole body got goosebumps. It was the first time she discovered that the effect of good words from different people can be so different.

Interrupted by Li Mengnan, she almost forgot to talk about the business, and said: "Xiao Baoer was out of danger last night, and her sister called me this morning, saying that their family would like to invite you, a brave hero, to dinner. Thank you in person."

Wu Ansu seemed to be still remembering Li Mengnan's hatred of her just now, and when he mentioned the word "big hero", he also had a strange ambiguity.

"A statement in advance...I didn't say what happened to you. My colleagues were all there at the time, so I can ask any questions." Wu Ansu suddenly remembered the agreement, and hurriedly explained.

"Don't be so nervous, I deleted that video a long time ago."

Li Mengnan could probably guess Wu Ansu's uneasy expression at the moment, and grinned endlessly.

"Armed police officer, please help me go back to Xiaoqiang's family, just say-you see that the domestic economic construction task is so heavy during this period, and foreign countries are not stopping, the United States is blowing strong winds, the little devil is causing an earthquake, and the Indian third son is being caught while driving. Hundreds of people died from the heat, and the brains of the African black sorghum were blown out. I really don’t have time, and I appreciate their kindness.”

Li Mengnan rescued Xiao Baoer entirely out of the habit of accumulating merits and virtues over the years, he had already got what he wanted, did the family members express that he didn't mind.

"Well, anyway, I have notified you, whether you go or not is your own business." Wu Ansu didn't care.

……

The next few days are still the reporting period, and every day is so busy that it hurts. Only Wang Xiaosi came to send a few notices from the department, which are roughly related to the upcoming military training arrangements.

Having nothing to do, Li Mengnan checked the map and started a carpet-like expedition with his dormitory building as the center. He visited every corner within a radius of hundreds of meters, and even used a notebook for some special terrains. Highlighted.

Unfamiliar surroundings are the magician's greatest enemy.

During this period, Li Mengnan also met three other roommates in dormitory 302 one after another.

Gao Dingtian, a big man from Northeast China from the northernmost black province of China, majored in physical training in the College of Physical Education, special enrollment in basketball, 205 cm tall, and even the bed was individually customized.

It is worth mentioning that this guy is the product of a foreign-related marriage. His mother is Ukrainian and Belarusian, so this guy has obvious mixed-race characteristics. If it is not for his terrifying height, he can definitely be regarded as a high-quality sportsman.

Zhao Yingjun, from Sichuan Province, majored in Japanese at the School of Foreign Languages.The name is handsome, but he is actually just a fat man with single eyelids and two soft beards. His height barely exceeds Li Mengnan's shoulders, probably less than 1.6 meters.

Li Mengnan didn't ask for the exact number, height and length have always been sensitive points for men, he is already sad enough, so don't poke a knife in his wound.

Liang Sanbo, a native of Sanshan City, majored in oil painting at the Academy of Art.The appearance can barely be called handsome, with long hair and shawls, and always has a bitter and bitter expression on his face, but he personally prefers to think that it is a kind of melancholy of a mature man.

As for his strange name, which can turn into a butterfly and rise to the sky at almost any time, it means the three life struggles of the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and the national examination. It is said that his family has always hoped that he can be a civil servant and have a solid job.

The four of them are young people in their twenties, there are no rich second-generation people who make people envious and jealous, and there are no 2B youths who release maps and cannons to provoke hatred. After a few nights of lively sleep chats, the four young people quickly got to know each other. When they get together, calling them brothers and sisters is short of beheading chicken heads and burning yellow paper.

Gao Dingtian, who is the biggest and also the youngest, said, this is not going to work. In the Northeast of our country, it is such a big thing that you have to buy two bottles.

Liang Sanbo, who was tentatively assumed to be the head of the dormitory and also the boss, immediately said that the pressure of two bottles was not too much, and it would take two catties anyway.

Li Mengnan couldn't help gasping for such a god-like dialogue. The junior high school physics of these two people was definitely taught by the physical education teacher.

That night, all the people in dormitory 302, under the leadership of Liang Sanbo, the head of the dormitory who offered to be the host, rushed to the food street outside the school.

Glasses of cold beer were poured down one after another as if they didn't need money, and empty wine bottles were also scattered all over the dining table.

Liang Sanbo, who had a lot of alcohol, was blushing, hooked Zhao Yingjun's neck with his left hand, patted Gao Dingtian's thigh with his right hand, and held "Yellow Crane Tower 1916" contributed by Li Mengnan in his mouth, commenting on the distribution and measurements of beauties in various colleges index.

The chubby Zhao Yingjun, whose eyes were obviously straightened, began to run the train with his mouth full, and with a rather poor drink, he pulled a shirtless buddy next to him to talk about international anti-terrorism issues.

Gao Dingtian is a real man, he doesn't interrupt easily, he just keeps his head down drinking, and the wine bottles in front of him are more piled up than the other three combined.

Although Li Mengnan is a smoker, he is not an alcoholic. He has always been insensitive to alcohol, which can paralyze the senses and slow down the reaction speed.

Therefore, except for the first glass of wine that was actually drunk into the stomach, the next dozen glasses were all quietly poured out by stealing the beam - this kind of trick is easier for a magician than drinking directly.

It was getting late, and when Li Mengnan was thinking about whether to go and settle the bill first, he accidentally discovered that an acquaintance was sitting at another dining table not far away.

Egg pain bro.