Huadu macho

"Oh? Really?" Li Mengnan took out his mobile phone and dialed a number casually. Sure enough, when he heard the reminder that he was suspended due to arrears, he smiled apologetically, "Maybe it was stopped during military training..."

Mobile phones were not allowed during the military training, and all the students' mobile phones were confiscated when they first arrived at the military camp. In addition, Li Mengnan didn't have the habit of saving too much phone bill, so it's not surprising that they will stop due to arrears at this moment.

"Remember to keep your cell phone unblocked next time. I will send a group text message to notify you of any announcements from the school." After all, this was just an accident, and Li Shi didn't complain about Li Mengnan.

"By the way, Miss Si, didn't the department say that it will be a holiday tomorrow? What kind of meeting is there at this time?"

Li Mengnan especially hates meetings. Huaxia Kingdom's meetings are never for researching problems, but for leaders to gain a sense of presence.

Li Shi also frowned slightly, obviously she also had feelings similar to Li Mengnan's, and said: "This is a notice from the department, it is said that it is for the students to get together to get acquainted with each other, and by the way, get to know the people in the department counselor."

"Counselor? It's similar to the secretary of the party branch in the unit, the political commissar in the army, the curtain is drawn on the stage, and the banner is carried in Beijing opera. Everyone knows it exists, but they don't know why it exists?"

Li Mengnan came to his senses, saying that he has always been somewhat curious about the profession of "counselor". Among all modern urban online novels, at least involving university campuses, almost 100% must have a charming beautiful woman as a counselor. If someone writes about a male counselor, you don't even need to read it, it must be a street scammer.

Of course, those powerful girls in the female channel are another matter, but it seems that they are only interested in presidents, school girls, idol stars, rich second generations, etc. University counselors are not even a formal teacher. The half hanging silk that is not available is generally not on their lucky list.

Li Shi obviously didn't respond much to Li Mengnan's gag, but patiently explained to Li Mengnan: "University counselors are an important link between students and the school, and they are usually served by young teachers or former graduates to reduce the age gap. The estrangement brought about..."

Li Mengnan rubbed his temples, and said helplessly, "Fourth Miss, lack of sense of humor is a disease...it needs to be cured."

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When there is enough time, Li Mengnan usually chooses to take a short nap at noon to keep his mental state full.

However, maybe he was too full for lunch, or maybe the irregular emergency assembly during the military training broke his biological clock. When he woke up, it was already 25:5, and there were less than [-] minutes left before the start of the meeting.

Before he had time to tidy up his appearance, Li Mengnan grabbed a set of crumpled vest and shorts and ran straight to the teaching building.

Anyway, he has never had such a luxury as "grooming".

As soon as he trotted out of the dormitory gate, Li Mengnan was immediately taken aback by the situation in front of him. At least two or three hundred people gathered in front of the dormitory building, looking up anxiously, not knowing what they were looking at.

Li Mengnan accidentally found Li Shi, Minnie and other [-] classmates in the crowd. He hurriedly pushed through the crowd and asked, "What's the matter? The alien colony fleet is here?"

Seeing that it was Li Mengnan, Minnie, who was about to get angry, frowned, stretched out her slender nails painted with pearlescent pink nail polish, pointed to the roof of the girl's dormitory, and said, "A girl is going to jump off the building, the meeting has been canceled temporarily, Now the counselor and the head of the department are on it..."

"Jumping off a building? This isn't Foxconn, so what happened?"

Li Mengnan covered the sun with his hands and looked up. The concrete guardrail on the roof of the women's dormitory blocked almost all of his sight, but he could still see half of his head rising and falling on the edge in the northeast corner, and he could faintly hear hysterical shouts with crying, Obviously the other party's emotions are quite agitated.

Not long after, a student council officer hurried out from the main entrance of the dormitory building and shouted to the crowd: "Which of you is Ju Xiaoxing's friend? Director Lai asked you to go up and persuade her!"

"I'm!"

"Me too! Let me go up too!"

Seven or eight girls stood out one after another from the crowd of onlookers. The officer of the student union was probably afraid that too many people would affect the mood of the girls who jumped off the building, so he only ordered three of them to take them upstairs, and the rest continued to wait downstairs for news.

Li Mengnan suddenly noticed that among the three girls named by the student council officer, there was actually an acquaintance——Le Youyou.

However, the emotional offensive did not seem to have the desired effect. In less than 3 minutes, the three girls who went up before came out of the dormitory in frustration. Counting the journey time up and down, it is estimated that there are nine out of ten He was kicked out without even finishing a sentence.

As the only few insiders at present, the three girls were surrounded by hundreds of onlookers as soon as they appeared, asking about the progress of the situation upstairs, and the blazing fire of gossip almost burned the three of them to death .

I have to say that the power of gossip is infinite. With Li Mengnan's strength to overturn a wild boar with his bare hands, he was forced to be squeezed out of the encirclement by these yingyingyanyans several times. The aunt who grabs discounted eggs in the supermarket has experienced it.

Fortunately, Li Mengnan is experienced in dealing with such situations, squeezed his throat and screamed "there is a mouse", and immediately frightened these Yingying Yanyan crying for their parents and mothers to run away, and Le Youyou, who was under siege, was also taken advantage of by him to get out of the crowd was pulled out.

All the way to pull Le Youyou into the small circle of his class, Li Mengnan finally breathed a sigh of relief, while arranging his crumpled clothes, he complained: "The girls in our school are too unrestrained, someone actually pulled my underpants just now... Fuck, whose bra is this, why did you come here?"

It was only then that Li Mengnan noticed that a white lace bra was hanging on his hand at some point, and the cup was actually quite big, and he didn't know that the girl squeezed it out in a panic just now.

"Hey, Miss Si, I'm a pure person, you guys have to testify to me!"

More than a dozen girls in the same class covered their mouths and snickered, Minnie covered her face speechlessly, thinking that the attention of the scene was not here, otherwise the whole preschool class [-] would lose all face by Li Mengnan, an idiot.

Le Youyou and Minnie had met once before, and they had a deep impression of each other, nodding each other as greetings.

"Le Youyou, what's going on up here?" Li Mengnan put the bra of unknown origin into the fourth girl's safekeeping, turned around and asked Le Youyou.

A dozen or so girls in the same class also gathered around inwards. Most of them only knew that someone was going to jump off the building, but they didn't know who was going to jump and why they were going to jump.